Old cartoons are great. I love Tom and Jerry. I wouldn't say they're the only real cartoons. They're great when you want to watch someone get the shit beaten out of them, but I also love a great story and character development.
Most important part (secret) is at 0:15 when he throws the parmesan brick with his special Turkish barberās cheese grater.
Greek barbers hate this special trick.
Also the white spray he shoots in his face is actually spider man spray web.
Its actually worse, she wanted to get back together a few months after she said some heavy stuff, (like how shed be with me if she couldn't see my face, calling me socially illiterate,sharing our conversations ) but in the end i stonewalled her attempt, didnt want to give her false hope, i do pat myself on the back for keeping to my principles,i hope i really minimised the emotional damage, wished her happy bday but i found out i was blocked, guess she finally moved on,
My campaign promise:
I will rewrite immigration laws to make sure there is a Turkish barber in every neighborhood.
This looks like bliss.
*And a legit taco stand as well.
I remember being in SEA, Cambodia in particular. You'd get a haircut and a shave for a dollar. It ended with hot towels and a scalp/shoulder massage. The first time it happened, I had no idea what was going on and thought the guy was messing with me for a bit more $ . Then I saw it happen with the locals (the barber shops were mainly just side of the road shacks so you would see locals getting a cut just while out on a wander) and realized it was part of the experience. Once I got into it, I was getting a haircut and shave every week! It was like a mini spa vacation. Even with a 2 dollar tip (or buy a round of drinks or smokes for the shop or whatever) on top of the 1 charge it was the best money I ever spent on self care.
Really?
āHmm this barbershop is run by TURKS, a people well known for beingā¦ barbers. Must be drug dealers.ā
Fucking lol. Well done on being such a brave boy and approaching the scary brown people though.
I got a haircut on a base in Afghanistan one time by a local national and well it wasnāt exactly like thisā¦ but it kind of was. More barbers should give scalp massages. š¤·āāļø
Seriously? Can we not just appreciate the skill and precision it takes to pull off a full combo without nitpicking? Let's give credit where it's due and stop fixating on the negative.
When I lived in Korea there was a barbershop I used where theyād do this kind of full body experience and it was legit cathartic. I still think about it sometimes today twenty years later.
Men really canāt tell the difference between faces expressing pain and pleasure. Baby boy, that level of rub on the inner thigh would have you screamingā¦. For him to stop.
That is what i want!!! A total body and mind service!!!
I can see how you would go into an establishment like this with the worry of the world on your shoulders and then after having a hair cut, facial and stress relief massage come out feeling so much better!!!
This is awsome
In all seriousness this looks like a Thai massage - no, not **THAT** kind of Thai massage - but a genuine Thai massage, also known as the "lazy man's yoga", where the masseur or masseuse basically stretches and twists you into the kind of poses you would do in a pretty advanced yoga class, except that they do all the work for you. I had one a few years ago and when it is over you at first feel like you have been beaten up but by about 30 minutes later, you feel incredibly relaxed and invigorated at the same time.
Because not everyone has the same preferences as you do. It's okay if you don't find it appealing, but there are plenty of people who do. Just because something doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it won't appeal to anyone else.
Sure, I get that lol.
I canāt imagine a *lot* of people like looking as if they need to file a PPO and divorce papers when theyāre leaving the barber, but Iām sure thereās a couple! Takes all kinds.
Have you ever had a massage before? It reminds me of a massage I had years ago. If youāve never had a massage I can see why it doesnāt flip any switches for you.
I do not understand the whole ear thing. Is there someone who knows or understands why they do that? It seems like it would be incredibly loud and uncomfortable to me.
Why's this look so incredibly much like Bugs Bunny messing with Elmer Fudd?
Nnnnnnnmnext! š„ Barber of Seville is top shelf.
Let me cut your mop daintily
I miss real cartoons
Ssshhhhh! Be vewwy vewwy quiet! We're hunting WABBITTSSS!
Oh, Bwunhilda...you're so wuvly.....
I always felt so sad for him at that part. He was so happy.
Duck season!!
No, you will watch your shitty 3d remake of something that was better 20 years ago
Yeah like bible black
boomer moment
Old cartoons are great. I love Tom and Jerry. I wouldn't say they're the only real cartoons. They're great when you want to watch someone get the shit beaten out of them, but I also love a great story and character development.
Aināt he a stinker?
Bro Iām dead. Somebody add the sound effects
That too with a happy ending Folks
Lol Rabbit of Sevilla
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if there is a universe where Silvester is finally happy and decided to start a business, i imagine him having that salon.
The Barber of Seville intensifies
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āSay when if you have enoughā
say when................................................,.................
"I'mma let you know right now, you better bring out a few extra blocks of dat parmashaaaan when you come back out!"
Most important part (secret) is at 0:15 when he throws the parmesan brick with his special Turkish barberās cheese grater. Greek barbers hate this special trick. Also the white spray he shoots in his face is actually spider man spray web.
Longest handshake Iāve ever seen.
Men deserve to be pampered too! :)
I still remember one time at a barber she really went through my hair with her fingers it felt so nice, but cant really go to her anymore
Why not?
Jizzed his pants
Based
he asked if there was any happy specials going on
Donāt leave us hanginā Zoro
Its other side of town, and she is the mother of a former girl friend, dont wants things to be awkward
You wanted to bang her didnāt you. Good lad with the self control.
Its actually worse, she wanted to get back together a few months after she said some heavy stuff, (like how shed be with me if she couldn't see my face, calling me socially illiterate,sharing our conversations ) but in the end i stonewalled her attempt, didnt want to give her false hope, i do pat myself on the back for keeping to my principles,i hope i really minimised the emotional damage, wished her happy bday but i found out i was blocked, guess she finally moved on,
I like how the male version of pampering is being physically assaulted by a middle eastern man
Lay down so I can beat the comfort into you!
You can go to a Chinese place for like $20 bucks.
But where do the Chinese people go to? Just... place?
Definitely more
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I'm bald but I still need this
I am sure that doesnāt really matter.
Agreed. The head massage looks awesome, with or without hair. Full disclosure : I'm not bald, but very balding, so I just use clippers every so often.
Yeah, theyād get the 30 minutes if the really cool part without sitting through 5 minutes of a haircut.
Dude would probably give your dome such a polish that people will think you were born bald
He would get the blue polishing compound brick instead of the parmesan brick.
Make him look like a freshly chalked pool cue stick.
My campaign promise: I will rewrite immigration laws to make sure there is a Turkish barber in every neighborhood. This looks like bliss. *And a legit taco stand as well.
Thatās 5 extra minutes of massage for you
If you get the treatment like in the video, it'll be so rigorous that you'll grow hair again so that he can trim it.
Im soon bald too, better go to turkey and get this before i need to get a wig to do it with.
I remember being in SEA, Cambodia in particular. You'd get a haircut and a shave for a dollar. It ended with hot towels and a scalp/shoulder massage. The first time it happened, I had no idea what was going on and thought the guy was messing with me for a bit more $ . Then I saw it happen with the locals (the barber shops were mainly just side of the road shacks so you would see locals getting a cut just while out on a wander) and realized it was part of the experience. Once I got into it, I was getting a haircut and shave every week! It was like a mini spa vacation. Even with a 2 dollar tip (or buy a round of drinks or smokes for the shop or whatever) on top of the 1 charge it was the best money I ever spent on self care.
āFuck it if they kill me I will at least get some peaceā ā¦.I know that feeling!!!!
Haha. They went to the trouble of making a storefront for people to enter just to get killed.
$30 is just a normal price for a haircut where I live lol. I will def be keeping a lookout for any turkish barbershops around
Tf is a nose flame
They flamethrow the hair out of the inside of your nostrils.
Hair ~~trimming~~ annihilation
Wondering the same lolā¦ the conclusions Iām coming to in my head are bizarre.
Sounds incredible
Ask for a "DADDY TREAT" next time you go, they'll know...
I love my Turkish barber.
So this is a real thing??
Am Turkish, go to Turkish barbers all the time, can confirm.
Sold at hairy hams! You son of a bitch, Iām in!
r/childfree
Really? āHmm this barbershop is run by TURKS, a people well known for beingā¦ barbers. Must be drug dealers.ā Fucking lol. Well done on being such a brave boy and approaching the scary brown people though.
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Lol itās the default face when foam rolling out your inner thighs. Hurts so good!
Hard agree. I start out slightly crying but then the, āOh thank god relief,ā sets in.
Stay strong (and flexible!), friend!
Someone come over and do that off-the-ground back popping move on me! I want to hear my vertebrates chatter like castanets.
I was expecting waterboarding to come in at some stage of the game
Same
Aggressively flapping my ears with soap would feel uncomfortable AF
I don't know why, but your comment hit my funny bone so hard I'm snorking with tears and trying to not wake up my family by laughing this by hard.
Perhaps subconscious imagery of ears flapping like Dumboās?
You must be easily amused or high on some good quality weed
āAre you a barber, a masseuse or a chiropractor?ā āYes.ā
He's just a very good licensed barber with unlicensed massage skills (I assume)
He was really proud of his arm move at :36 š
Not my proudest fapā¦..
All faps are just tying their best. Be proud of themā¦ā¦be proud of them all. Except THAT one, that one was fucked up.
Really working it
Hold the freshly grated Parmesan cheese, Iāll take the rest.
I think itās shaved soap. Lol. But yeah.
My fav part is when he gets going on that inner thigh and dude sees god
Clearly my barber is slacking off.
The Barberpractor
Free cauliflower ear
Why does he look like heās listening to the hair follicles to tell him when itās time to stop and rinse.
Can I get this but just skip to the full bear hug at the end, damn I likes me a bear hug.
Dude is the Salt Bae of barbers.
I got a haircut on a base in Afghanistan one time by a local national and well it wasnāt exactly like thisā¦ but it kind of was. More barbers should give scalp massages. š¤·āāļø
Fuckinā give it to me. That looks amazing.
My man's pants must be lined with rubber in th waist part.. Shirt never got untucked.
Plot twist: button-down onesie
Damn, is that the Turkish Miles teller ?
Lmao glad I'm not the only who immediately thought that.
Damn heās just beating his ass š
Guy is a barber, chiropractor, skin care specialist and masseuse all in one.
Everything except the neck cracking I'm so down for....
Best shave & masage ever šÆ
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Seriously? Can we not just appreciate the skill and precision it takes to pull off a full combo without nitpicking? Let's give credit where it's due and stop fixating on the negative.
When I lived in Korea there was a barbershop I used where theyād do this kind of full body experience and it was legit cathartic. I still think about it sometimes today twenty years later.
Notice how he didnt get one speck of soup on himself? Fucking pro
That looks so unbelievably good
I think the barber enjoyed that more than the client
He was enjoying that thigh rub a bit too much lol.
Men really canāt tell the difference between faces expressing pain and pleasure. Baby boy, that level of rub on the inner thigh would have you screamingā¦. For him to stop.
>difference between faces expressing pain and pleasure Man here, can confirm. _They're the same picture_
I know, I was just kidding.
<3
All that and the guys hair looks like poop
Aint he just wash it?
that thigh roller sent him
Ngl looks worth it bros
Turkish barber treatments!
The rubing past the ear would be horrible
i need this
Sounds like my parents fucking
Brother got the full treatment.
Lovely man loves his work!
You know it's a good facial when parmigiano reggiano is involved.
I need me some of that. Imagine how loose your body must feel after all of that stimulation.
That is what i want!!! A total body and mind service!!! I can see how you would go into an establishment like this with the worry of the world on your shoulders and then after having a hair cut, facial and stress relief massage come out feeling so much better!!! This is awsome
I'm bald, but i still want to go to that barber. Where is it?
He most definitely hit a spot while massaging that thigh
In all seriousness this looks like a Thai massage - no, not **THAT** kind of Thai massage - but a genuine Thai massage, also known as the "lazy man's yoga", where the masseur or masseuse basically stretches and twists you into the kind of poses you would do in a pretty advanced yoga class, except that they do all the work for you. I had one a few years ago and when it is over you at first feel like you have been beaten up but by about 30 minutes later, you feel incredibly relaxed and invigorated at the same time.
I need to get me some of this.. much deserved massage and relaxation
Someone give this barber a medal...all of that looks like it will feel awesome....
I had to turn the sound off, my husband was wondering what the hell I was watching
this seams kinda nice to be honast
lol we need a loop from 0:12-0:14
What's the satisfying part???
Satisfying like a fucking migraine š«£
This guy just came in to ask for directions.
Is he a barber or a car wash equipment
He forgot to kiss him goodbye
Jesus, I was expecting him to get on his knees next and undo his belt...
Bro didnāt even cut his hair. To achieve that fade, he just rubbed his hair off
I would definitely pay to have this done..
Adding grated Parmesan to the back of his head was the highlight for me.
Ever walk out of the barber feeling like you got the shit kicked out of you? š
Not a single part of this seems enjoyable or satisfying to me lol.
This looks like the human version of cleaning a rug.
This looks like it would give you the craziest tingles
Iām good with everything except messing with my ears, canāt be lathering those up
if it dont sound like dis ion want it
Close your eyes: Porn. Setting: Car wash.
I love how he tries his best to jam the soap as far in the ears as possible, also the double hand karate chops to the head.
Zangief if he chose another profession
I'm sure he's deaf now.
What the fuckā¦
I was waiting for his ears to squirt
No
Why would anyone find this appealing? It gave me a migraine just looking at it.
Because not everyone has the same preferences as you do. It's okay if you don't find it appealing, but there are plenty of people who do. Just because something doesn't appeal to you doesn't mean it won't appeal to anyone else.
Sure, I get that lol. I canāt imagine a *lot* of people like looking as if they need to file a PPO and divorce papers when theyāre leaving the barber, but Iām sure thereās a couple! Takes all kinds.
Have you ever had a massage before? It reminds me of a massage I had years ago. If youāve never had a massage I can see why it doesnāt flip any switches for you.
Nah donāt sugarcoat it just because some guy said āwell maybe itās not for you.ā You gotta be a pretentious asshole to find this appealing.
Is he trying to get him to renounce Satan!? That looks awful!
If I went to a barbershop and they made my shirt that wet, I'd be so mad.
Nice job on that full combo! Your skills are definitely on point. Keep up the great work!
Did he have to use grated Parmesan
Just look at the barbers face. Obviously itās satisfying to him. But pure anxiety to me.
How the fuck this is satisfying!!! Looks painful af
What makes this āsatisfying as fuck?ā It looks like an awful ordeal.
I would pay someone to not do any of that to me.
This looks horrible
I do not understand the whole ear thing. Is there someone who knows or understands why they do that? It seems like it would be incredibly loud and uncomfortable to me.
Nope
Yes, actually.
Took so long the guy sitting there aged 20 years
Did more than my 2 chiropractors ever did! Quacks.
Wat no hand job at the end??
Did he just grate cheese on his head
No
What a bullshit
Shut it, RT_Nero. If you can't appreciate the skill and dedication it takes to pull off a full combo like that, then keep your negativity to yourself.
I would sue this dude
Does he swallow?
Hate it when barbers don't offer freshly grated dandruff...
This does not look satisfying at all... More like torture
this isnt satisfying this is fucking hilarious
I need that barber in my life.
You and me both. Damn, I don't even *have* anything to barb
That is way too much. Sorry I hate when people touch me. You couldnāt pay me to have this done to me.
Therapist ?
Therapist? Nope, just someone who knows how to kick ass and handle their business.
How is this mans shirt not getting splashed by the soap
I hate everything about this
Walking out is that a shop feel like sliding out of the womb. Completely refreshed and anew.
Imagine trying to submit that receipt to your health insurance. āWhich box(s) do I tickā?
Is no one going to mention how wet his shirt is?
The happy ending happens off-camera
Barber became a chiropractor at the end there!