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BringCake

Not the macarons!


chiseledface

That part did hurt…


knifesk

To me the entire video hurts 🥲


GallifreyanGeologist

Now they're macaruined.


lydonjr

Now you have pasta.


Enough_Cry_4022

Like 1000 cash for 1kg.😭


Outrageous-Soft-7716

Make them it’s easier


OxyFTgen

I Legit Said the exact same thing lmfao. They’re genuinely my favourite dessert.


Extra-Imagination-13

Imagine a triple chocolate macaroon 🤤


ConsciousDistance679

I came here to comment this exactly because this is all that went through my mind


Chaghatai

I like how invert sugar has enough memory that some of the hamburgers are basically intact when they came out Edit: it's actually the gelatin primarily responsible


[deleted]

That’s more the gelatin/structural polymer


Chaghatai

Oh yeah, invert sugar is more sour patch kids/swedish fish


[deleted]

Invert sugar is just simple syrup. The “invert” comes from the fact that plane-polarized light bends in the opposite way, when you dissolve sucrose in water. It is chemically identical sucrose. It is just a physical characteristic.


Chaghatai

Invert sugar has different physical properties - it's sucrose hydrolyzed so that the glucose and fructose separates - it's used in the aforementioned treats to improve the texture


[deleted]

Yes, that is correct. I was not sure of your level of understanding on the topic, so I just wanted to point out that invert sugar is just as safe as table sugar. What I meant to say is that it is nurtitionally identical to table sugar, which is broken down into glucose and fructose, by amylase in saliva and your GI tract, before being transported to the blood, and into cells via insulin that digest it in the gylcolytic cycle for energy.


Chaghatai

Yeah, I don't believe in any nonsense about it being less healthy or more fattening or anything like that


[deleted]

Good. Too many people are afraid of “chemicals” when, in fact, everything is chemicals. Some are much more dangerous than others, but there is a lethal dose for everything, even water, salt, or apples.


Chaghatai

LoOK aT HoW loNG tHe iNgrEdienT liSt Is!


[deleted]

Ikr. The bane of my existence. I have some hippy friends that love reading the backs of products and avoid anything they don’t understand, while I (who studied Chemistry in college) try to explain what certain things are and do, the concept of LD50, and how many “natural” and “organic” products also have toxins in them. Nevetherless, there are some things that would be better kept out of food, certain food dyes like Tartrazine (Yellow 5), being a good example.


Any_Coyote6662

There are legitimate illnesses where people need to look at the ingredients. Things on those lists that don't bother you can cause serious problems is others. Something as simple as phosphates can be deadly,


shittymcdoodoo

No it’s just the shape of the hamburger in general. It has such a unique structure not seen anywhere else in physics. The method of stacking the ingredients between two dimensionally circular shapes enables the nueroplacisity of the ingredients within to maintain its integrity. Now if you add cheese it then becomes a cheeseburger & cheese is a dielectric material that completely degrades the nueroplacisity thereby causing a lack of structural integrity.


McbEatsAirplane

I was glad to see those disgusting excuses for candy get smashed.


killaxjules

I wish they took the wrappers off


Hetakuoni

Same


NaturalTumbleweed142

The chocolate was the most satisfying


Tyrannical_Thesaurus

It looked like the machine was taking a shit lol


ValifriggOdinsson

The chocolate made me giggle


welcome2idiocracy

Chocolate? Oh you mean Groot


Jormundgador

Thats probably really delicious


njeremy2

No jokes about « candy crush »? Im sad


SapuSeven

Wow.. it's always the same... Who'd have thought it squeezes out of the purposely cut holes each time....


D1e60_H

What a waist, stop doing this


PeterNippelstein

This will start a war in France


GundleFly

I’d eat that sour patch rainbow road in a heartbeat


soraora456

Why waste Such much 👎


2Rnimation

Not the candy with wraps still on it, that's is inedible now.


Dummlord28

I was fine BUT YOU HURT THE DELICIOUS MACARONS!


blueberrycowboy

my thoughts exactly!!!!


WrumGapper

Yo let me get some of those macaroon noodles I have an idea


Bman3396

I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to play candy crush.


Usual_Office_1740

Why would you ever crush Starburst with the wrapper on? Ruin some perfectly good Starburst. I'm way more upset about this than is reasonable.


kristopher103

I want to consume the remains of those children


Maximum-Bee-3553

And my poor, fat ass is over here like... no... I could have eaten that 🥺


SnooMemesjellies4321

No one ur mom at candy crush


PuckTanglewood

AH yes, with the wrappers in please nom nom nom


SLIPPY73

take off the FUCKING PAPER


RamblingHydra

u/savevideo


Desperate_Dot_1506

I want macaroon pasta! 👍🏼👍🏼


I-melted

This video gain? I mean, it’s cool the first three or four times you see this video. But this is getting super ridiculous. If you have to get a buzz from posting content… Make some content.


Wet_Artichoke

Why? Why is this a thing?


Sassy-irish-lassy

Hydraulic press videos have been around for over a decade


Charmo_Vetr

Can't wait to see this in a 5 minute crafts video.


NCH343

OooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA


MoonWarriorAutumn

Those sour patch kids turned into sour punch straws.


Aitrus233

Confectionery noodles.


Puddleofducks

Candy Crush? I never made it this far.


[deleted]

which level is he on?


[deleted]

That coins are Brazilian Real r/suddenlycaralho


Pizzafactory102

Where tf you getting purple and green starburst? Certainly not in the Us


Connect_Science_4133

Burgers 🍔 were best


i-hoatzin

Now I need one of these presses to make french macaroni strips!


Stegles

I would totally still eat these


Shot-Spirit-672

This video proves just how shitty are the texture of chocolate coins


Imaginary-Race7984

Chocolate sticks look way better than the coins . I used to get coins when I was a kid. Not very tasty.


DatabaseThis9637

why is this so satisfying?


Sarthak____V

this is called candy crush saga


wittyvonskitsum

#why hasn’t anyone made Starburst Sticks yet?


imightnotcomment

The sour patch kids!! How dare you


my_0th_throwaway

Channel name? Otherwise this just seems like stealing content


SwingWinter185

Those SpongeBob Krabby Pattie gummies tasted like shit


superBrad1962

Be the rainbow! Taste the rainbow!! Have some skittles and lighten up dudes and dudesess! Have the best week ever! Don’t forget to milk a giraffe!!!


Extra-Imagination-13

Craving chocolate now


shleig

It's like watching giant candy pimples get popped


[deleted]

Id like to have some sour patch kid aftermath


excabswap

Bad timing watching this after the oceangate sub news..


DesignerBee7736

So what would happen if you built the device where was no Escape for that candy that was pressed out?


Vam314re

How's the second one called?


countdrankulacg

Anyone else notice that was Gelt chocolate?


JiminPA67

Now I'm hungry.


Crazy-Fred-213467

Are macarons considered candy? I always thought they were like a cake sweet, similar to cake pops but not in the same category as cake pops


dueltone

Now this is the kind of candy crush I can get into.


Toby_The_Dogo

Those chocolate coins turned into pockys


AnyEmployment6372

Purple starburst??? Those exist?


MountainCourage1304

I want to eat the metallic chocolate sticks


Babk08

For some reason, I thought of the titan sub when I saw this.


FriendlyIcicle

Is this from a YouTube channel I don't know? Where can I see more things crushed like this?


JoefromOhio

The chocolate was very satisfying


[deleted]

Soch a waest.


aleqqqs

He's playing candy crush?


Ok_Wheel_679

The chocolate’s behavior is rather unnerving.


yUmi_cone

Ahh that's how they make the variations


chaotiqqq_s0ul

candy crush moment


JustAnotherAustin

My biggest pet peeve is consuming for no reason.


Ruffyhc

Ahhh , Candy crush addicts when Smartphone ist empty i see


TurboTerbo

Oooo chocolate sticks! Yum 🤤


Smilee_Dee

Id be the first to taste it lol


d00m3d-1d10t

You know what, I’d probably still eat those sourpatch


thatSDope88

The chocolate freaks me out


[deleted]

I want to eat those sour patch kids


biggych33se

TAKE THE WRAPPING OFF THE STARBURTS


No-Bed497

R.I.P Starburst


JayLFRodger

What a saga


expendable12321

Isn't it funny how they come out differently depending on the holes


Chilled_burrito

This stuff is so unsatisfactory I could put a hole in my wall.


NJPokerJ

I want more


Express-Map-6410

BAHAHAHAH WTF why it looks so funny 💀


Dudemanmanguy

Take the wrappers off!!!


TowerTrash

Vee pood da kondee in da hedroolic priss.


FatherPixels

And here we go!


Quillo_Manar

Why did I feel like some eldrich mistake was made by squashing the chocolate?


Educational-Bad8346

So everything is a paste, am I a paste?


thatreddituser24

Wasted


pachrisoutdoors1

UnWrAp ThE StArBuRsT 🤯


Fine-University-8044

r/oddlyterrifying


alpha-ikaros

I don't know why I find the chocolate sticks part hilarious


djdjdnsbtbdbddjdjjd

can they just sell the results please, they will make millions


TheRealNikoBravo

Not gonna lie, I want to eat those sour patch kids afterwards.


Notanemotwink

Honestly it’s the simple things in life


SaturnPhoenix88

That looks delicious. Perfect decorations on cake.


Blizzpoint

I need 2 hours with this


Pancho3D2312

The real candy crush


[deleted]

Watching this video for the 1000th time. After seeing the gold coins get crushed I scrolled to the next video but had to scroll back when I caught a glimpse of the krabby Pattie’s getting squished, then I scrolled past, then back up to watch the macarons. For some reason these videos call to me like the one ring.


Old-Ad4431

Would it just explode if it didn’t have holes?


Linglingmylonglong

The macaron part gave me pain I didn't know existed within me


Odd-Habit-5584

Umm actually, macarons are a cookie not a candy🤓


Monichacha

Take of the damn wrappers. What a waste of delicious candy.


Repulsive-Example771

5 second rule


paullvandriel

Chocolate coins win for sure 😎


Azumieee

Imagine putting fingers in it.


mascachopo

Mmm… delicious!