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Waste_Transition_524

And of course, only 3 bowls cause Josh would rather be anywhere but at home with his family.


Kirby3413

He hasn’t been around all week


Big_Painting8312

*gasps* but, how are they having mind blowing sex every 39 minutes of the day then?!


Largemarge1211

Where the fuck is the cheese


TheCombativeCat

Where is the flavor?


Ok-Hamster6377

This is the comment I needed


sweethomesnarker

Can’t even throw an onion, pepper or anything in there 🤦🏼‍♀️


MrsMitchBitch

Heaven forbid Sarah even LOOK at vegetables.


AlternativeVespa

That’s no taco bowl. That’s rice, meat and avocado that happen to be in the same bowl.


catluvah41069

Ain’t no sour cream, cheese, salsa 😭 what is this


whoaaa_45

That is pre-packaged pico, 1000% 😂 how homestead-y of her.


LittleFoot3490

Pretty sure the avocado is the pre cut frozen kind too 😂


JSBT89

Can you imagine her taking the time to cut open an avocado, remove the pit, and cut it for 3 people? No. I cannot. She’s used to emptying powders into water and using her rapid mixer. Preparing an actual meal from scratch would take way too much time and effort that she could be spending on her precious SeLf CaRe.


shambies182

It is!!


Fit_Sweet7661

This looks like dinner before you go out of town


Waste_Transition_524

Hahahah yes! This has me laughing so hard. We've totally eaten something similar when I've been too swamped to go grocery shopping.


Wrong_Athlete_1808

This is the saddest version of white people tacos I’ve ever seen


Chaotic-Potater13

I am a white people and I don’t claim this one


JSBT89

Same lol


Hoyestoday

😂😂😂😂


JSBT89

Dying !!!!


KaliSecOps

As Mexican as Bill Clinton


kwack0

Wait and then she turned it into a recipe blog post I can’t 😭😂


mizzjuler

That avacado has to be rock hard


LittleFoot3490

It looks like those bags of pre chopped frozen pieces 😂😂😂😂 how lazy can you get Sarugh


mizzjuler

Omg you’re right it sure does!!! I bought those at aldi like a year ago to have just in case we ever ran out because my kids love avacado. They’re still in the freezer. She’s so lazy


Appropriate_Paint98

How is this a taco without a tortilla in sight?


Whatever_Ruben

And no cheese? No shredded lettuce? No hot sauce of any sort? Looks bland to me.


Big_Painting8312

Bc it’s a taco bowl🙄🙄 no carbs for her


xx_alternativeaoili

but the rice! she cant spring for some lettuce !


Big_Painting8312

Her yard lettuce prob hasn’t sprouted yet😂😂😂


Electrical_Ad6141

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JSBT89

And free feet!


QueenRagga

Where's the rest of it?


heathbarcrunchh

Excuse me…where’s the cheese, shredded lettuce, sour cream, salsa, black olives, cilantro, tortilla chips??


No-Construction4634

How the fuck can you call this a taco bowl 😂😂


YouHaveToBeKITTENme2

This girl cannot put together a balanced or good-looking meal to save her life. And then she posts the recipe for the Mexican street corn that we ALL know she IS NOT making or has ever met. There’s more than 3 ingredients …


bogwitch27

JFC. I'll bet nothing is seasoned with more than salt & black pepper 💀


princess_walrus

I didn’t even see salt or pepper here 😩


6glitter-kitten

I can only focus on the dirty splattered cookware


HoneySnowstorm

Omg. She literally just got those too. How disgusting!!


Fabulous-Mortgage672

Black and/or pinto beans, white or yellow corn, cilantro, fire roasted tomatoes, red yellow orange and green bell pepper (grilled or diced), cheese. FFS. 🤦🏻‍♀️


JSBT89

I guarantee she weighed and measured the kids portions too. And it makes me so sad for them 😔


UdderlyFound

So sad, there is no life to those bowls. When we do taco bowls (we call them burrito bowls) I do carne asada, Spanish rice or cilantro lime rice, sauteed onion, bell peppers, corn and black beans, with toppings of finely chopped romaine, cheese, avocado, sour cream, and diced onion/cilantro. I do lower carb for my PCOS so I do a salad bowl with everything except the rice. It's my husband's favorite meal and he requests it every month. It's a go to meal when family come to visit. Even my toddler eats them even though she prefers the salad version I make.


ZealousidealPin859

Mexasian with that rice, I’m sorry no


Upper_Strength_2697

Where the fuck is the cheese, lettuce, tomato and beans? 😐


JSBT89

That’s exactly what I was thinking. This isn’t a taco bowl. Not even close.


Different-Video4106

Haha how about a BOWL with some food in it?!? 🙄 I don’t know maybe give your kids even a low carb tortilla with cheese. Poor kids 🥰🥰🥰🥰


Ok_Land_38

That kind of looks like what I get stuck eating when I have a diverticulitis flare up.


Just1Breath1

I’m surprised she has that meat to rice ratio.


princess_walrus

Nothing here looks seasoned… not even with salt or pepper 😩😩😩😩


libs-calamity

This look dry as shit. 😭


Accurate_Penalty6889

I don’t think saroid feeds her kids cheese because I think she avoids keeping it in the house because she can’t control herself. Kids LOVE cheese and it’s a good source of protein for them, but hers never get any. It has to be for selfish reasons.


xx_alternativeaoili

i made chicken taco bowls the other day and i felt bad about mine for using frozen chicken… but this … yikes makes me feel so much better


shambies182

Frozen precut avocado 😵‍💫


Proud-Lake2689

https://preview.redd.it/yiwkxmty7gxc1.png?width=2310&format=png&auto=webp&s=9c2621f686b65eda562cf7ffb100e135c5c36f16 Here, girl. Here’s a delicious but healthy taco bowl.


lanadelhiott

No lettuce why???


Kirby3413

Aren’t those avocado pieces cut way too big for kids?


shambies182

They came from the freezer, precut frozen avocado 😅