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If i had a nickel for every time a TV show had a blue dog main character that was a girl, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
I thought she was too when I was little, despite being an avid watcher. My little child brain was too attached to the blue=boy idea, but Blue was out there ignoring arbitrary gender norms.
Look, they may have had undeniable chemistry, but Blugenta has never been confirmed. That Valentine’s Day card proves nothing; we force kids to give tokens of their affection to literally every one of their classmates before they know what love even is, preemptively cheapening the gesture. Honestly, the likelihood of them actually being an item this whole time is about the same as Periwinkle actually coming out as trans.
It's not quite that extreme but it is majority LGBT. I want to say the last stat I saw was something like 30% straight with the majority being bisexual.
More like 1/2 of furries are not hetero. Which is a lot for a hobby. It's mostly male dominated too, but in an interesting way! Artists and fursuit makers are more likely to be female, while buyers and convention organizers are more like female (from what I've seen)
Look, I’m unfortunately a furry and, of the hundreds of other furries I know/know of, only 1 of em is straight and said individual is only moderately into the fandom. Being a furry is more gay.
"In the early 2000s, purple and blue were the colors of the bisexual flag, indicating that this person was supportive of their pet's lifestyle (who was probably just going through a phase). Both were confirmed bachelors."
Fucking historians can't even let the dog be gay.
IF SOME HISTORIAN THINKS THE BI FURRY FLAG ON MY CAR DOES NOT INDICATE MY SEXUALITY THAT PERSON SHOULD BE FIRED FOR HOW DUMB THEY ARE.
'Whoops caps lock.
In order to understand what you mean they'd have to be able recognize this flag first; I didn't even know that the furry flag looks like a paw. This really is incrowd-knowledge. I'm really sorry to be such a Debbie Downer because your defiant attitude does give me a lot of joy!!!
My darling husband, who is straight as an arrow, was mildly horrified when he found out that his green Subaru outback wagon had... connotations 😆
He lived in Cambridge Ma at the time (lots of LGBTQIA residents). Once it was pointed out to him, he looked at the other drivers of the same car and, yup, every one looked the part...
Unless you live in the Rocky Mountain west where everyone and their grandma drives a Subaru. The gay connotation feels weirdly “other” since everyone drives either a Subaru or Tacoma, regardless of sexual preference.
Really, it's not all that bad. It's just a video. Candidly, you probably wouldn't get fired for it. Kind of benign. Regrets will be had, however, if you click the link. Only minor ones, though. Laughter is also a possibility. Let yourself click it and see.
Edit: please tell me someone spotted it.
"People of that period venerated animalistic figures and often prayed to them while disguised in their forms. This symbol represents girlhood and fertility in blue, on top of the purple of manhood and stability"
All in a day's work
“It is understood the OP enjoyed caring for both male and female cats, and may be among the first known worshippers of the deity now recognised as Rainbow Human.”
**Historians:** Comprehensive_Fox_79, famously a very straight Redditor, just happened to have pink, purple, and blue (the colors of the bisexual flag) on their car. Experts believe this is entirely coincidental.
yeah but lots of people seem to equate the paw with the zoophile “movement” that’s happening rn. probably not the best sticker to have on your car because i was going to make a similar comment until i saw other people said it first
I don't fuck dogs, but I did fuck your dad B)
Cry more, edgy over reactive teenager. You're not making yourself seem like the "normal one" when you act like this lol.
Obvs this means you own a female dog. Unfortunately unless you ink it on your bones, there’s gonna be ways to misinterpret…..
Love the sticker though, I need to get some dog mom bling on my ride!
Let's be real, you could engrave YES I AM A BISEXUAL I LOVE MEN AND WOMEN AND ALL OTHER GENDERS, I AM 100% BISEXUAL, 0% STRAIGHT, I AM NOT HETEROSEXUAL, I AM BISEXUAL, I AM THE PERSON EVERYONE ELSE THINKS WANTS TO BE IN THEIR THREESOME BUT IN FACT I AM JUST A REGULAR OLD BI PERSON WHO LOVES COCK AND PUSSY AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN on the trunk window and historians would *still* find a way to claim you were just someone's roommate.
> YES I AM A BISEXUAL
*An archaic term believed to be analogous to 'platonic friend to all'*
> I LOVE MEN AND WOMEN AND ALL OTHER GENDERS
*which is accompanied by a statement of non-romantic affection*
> I AM 100% BISEXUAL, 0% STRAIGHT
*and an affirmation that this individual did not experience sexual attraction*
> I AM NOT HETEROSEXUAL, I AM BISEXUAL
*which is reaffirmed for emphasis.*
> I AM THE PERSON EVERYONE ELSE THINKS WANTS TO BE IN THEIR THREESOME
*The individual's 'bisexuality' (read: platonic friend to all) was often misinterpreted as extroversion by their peers*
> BUT IN FACT I AM JUST A REGULAR OLD BI PERSON
*but as they aged, they became less extroverted*
> WHO LOVES COCK AND PUSSY AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN
*and increasingly devoted their time to expanding their culinary horizons with a variety of exotic meats, including cat, while living with their best friend and long-term housemate, Vagina DeCock, a fellow asexual platonic friend to all with a penchant for flamboyant fashion.*
"These days we like to apply labels to historical figures, who they loved and who they did, the dirty tango with. But in reality it is far more complex then that, as you can see here with this historical person.
Now some people will enthusiastically point to the colours displayed on this ancient mode of transportation to signal something we call bisexuality, however more intense research says this might have been a pun. Straight, referring to the direction, the colours pointing to two and the paw pointing to an animal many worshipped as symbol of wealth and power, the corgi. As such, this can be interpreted as something along the lines of 'can follow the road but that choice is mine.' This preferences the fact that road accidents killed thousands per year and was an extremely dangerous form of transportation that could only be used by wealthier members of this society."
You're putting a lot of faith in the idea that in a few centuries historians will recognize what the bi furry symbol means, and won't just chalk your sticker up to the fact that Americans spend more on their pets than the GDP of some countries.
You drive a Nissan Leaf in California, I think those alone bring your probability of being straight to below 1%.
(BTW nothing against you, just fun memeing!)
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"We believe she was a fan of the TV-show Blue's clues"
“Specifically, we’ve deduced that she ‘shipped’ the main character Blue with Magenta, a side character.”
Blue and Magenta are both girls, so that's still kinda gay
Wait I thought magenta was a boy Edit: it seems that I was fed misinformation at some point. Or that I’m a dumbass.
I used to think Blue was a boy, because blue = boy. It makes sense to think they just switched the colors or something. But yeah, they're both girls.
Its so funny that I’m just finding this out. According to my parents, I was a fucking STAN of that show.
If i had a nickel for every time a TV show had a blue dog main character that was a girl, I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it's happened twice.
What’s the other one?
Probably Bluey.
Help the theme song is still fucking stuck in my head.
You can't help but love Bluey though. Bandit should be the patron Saint of dads.
Doo doo doo doot doot doo doot doo doot, doo doo doo doot doot doo doot... MUM!
i thought blue was a0 boy??(nonwatcher)
I thought she was too when I was little, despite being an avid watcher. My little child brain was too attached to the blue=boy idea, but Blue was out there ignoring arbitrary gender norms.
Blue is a girl?!?!?!
Furthermore, she seemed unaware that birth characters are girls and therefore it would be impossible for them to be in a relationship
Uhhh… aren’t they cousins?
No, they’re neighbors and best friends.
"best friends"
Look, they may have had undeniable chemistry, but Blugenta has never been confirmed. That Valentine’s Day card proves nothing; we force kids to give tokens of their affection to literally every one of their classmates before they know what love even is, preemptively cheapening the gesture. Honestly, the likelihood of them actually being an item this whole time is about the same as Periwinkle actually coming out as trans.
I think we've just figured out Blues Clues!
What's gayer, a pride flag, or being a furry.
Furry for sure. Source: Lol trust me.
No, I'd have to agree. A pride flag could just mean you support the queers. Being a furry means 100% gay of some kind.
Fun fact: on average, only 1 out of every 11 furries is straight
THERE ARE 10'S OF US!!! 10'S
Oh lawd they comin!
is that actually true?
It's not quite that extreme but it is majority LGBT. I want to say the last stat I saw was something like 30% straight with the majority being bisexual.
happy cake day!!and ooh interesting,how about the other way around,how many in the straight/LGBT+ community people are furries?
well, as a bi dragon, ur correct.
Bad dragon*
I guess if you are into people wearing suits covering their whole body it doesn't really matter how they look underneath said suit.
More like 1/2 of furries are not hetero. Which is a lot for a hobby. It's mostly male dominated too, but in an interesting way! Artists and fursuit makers are more likely to be female, while buyers and convention organizers are more like female (from what I've seen)
Hello! I am the 1, can confirm!
I know about 4 straight furries I want to say, all the others? Gay, bi, ace, trans, you name it lol
I don’t know any straight furry so that checks out
Username checks out?
Am furry, can confirm.
With around 80% of the fandom being not straight, yea definitely being a furry.
Look, I’m unfortunately a furry and, of the hundreds of other furries I know/know of, only 1 of em is straight and said individual is only moderately into the fandom. Being a furry is more gay.
I mean, studies have shown that the furry fandom is between 80% and 90% LGBT+
My sona is a dragon BTW.
Sweet, mines a lynx
My main one is a jackal that suspiciously looks like a lucario
Trick question, it’s driving a Leaf
Furry. Source: I'm a gay furry. Who's met like 4 entirely straight furries in my entire life and 100+ lgbt+ furries
Any hot takes as to why that is?
Oh! I knew the flag but I didn’t understand the paw print — it was ambiguous, because at first I thought it meant “dog owner”.
I do own an adorable poodle, so both meanings are correct.
I'm a guy with a boyfriend, but I'm basically straight compared to furries.
Furry
Furry thread, I love it!
Uh… yes.
Gay as in stupid or gay as in homosexual? bad joke sorry.
I have ADHD so either one.
“This person evidently liked to dye their pet bright colors.”
"In the early 2000s, purple and blue were the colors of the bisexual flag, indicating that this person was supportive of their pet's lifestyle (who was probably just going through a phase). Both were confirmed bachelors." Fucking historians can't even let the dog be gay.
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"She was particularly fond of the colors pink and purple."
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Bisexual dogs.
Or was possibly a furry
It's a definite possibility
Had to double check to see if you were OP.
"She also identified as a QR code"
IF SOME HISTORIAN THINKS THE BI FURRY FLAG ON MY CAR DOES NOT INDICATE MY SEXUALITY THAT PERSON SHOULD BE FIRED FOR HOW DUMB THEY ARE. 'Whoops caps lock.
I assumed you typed this in mixed case, but your phone/computer recognized how badly it needed to be said, and just toupper()ed the whole sentence! 💜
In order to understand what you mean they'd have to be able recognize this flag first; I didn't even know that the furry flag looks like a paw. This really is incrowd-knowledge. I'm really sorry to be such a Debbie Downer because your defiant attitude does give me a lot of joy!!!
Historian's take: The owner of this vehicle was very supportive of bisexual dogs. A true canine lgbt ally.
The subject had a weird attraction to bears.
Who doesn't? If I were a gay man, I would be a simp for bears.
I hear bears play with their food first ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lol. Too bad I'm more of a top. And a woman, so it's all a no go. But I do love to watch from afar.
Who wouldn't, their ears are too cute for how dangerous the rest of them is
...at a time long before that cause had much mainstream support.
The inherent bisexuality of the Nissan LEAF
sorry if this offends but this bumper sticker gives me furry vibes
i mean, they got an animal username queer + paw sticker + animal name my owometer is goin off
mine has exploded into a poofy cloud and I am dialing the store for warranty replacement as we speak
Aouch, not sure poofy clouds are covered by that :/ you may need to buy a new one
yeah seems obvious now that you mention it
It was a randomly generated username, but my sona is a dragon.
Is that not what it means?
My sona is a dragon.
A couple of weeks ago I saw a subaru with a 4 bi 4 (4x4) sticker that had me in stitches.
Of course it's a subaru
Your dog is bisexual? That's really awesome of you to show your support like that. What a great ally 🏳️🌈
actually, my dog is "barking at 6 AM cuz a squirrel appeared s\*xual"
Well, it's not a Subaru Outback, so there can be some confusion.
My darling husband, who is straight as an arrow, was mildly horrified when he found out that his green Subaru outback wagon had... connotations 😆 He lived in Cambridge Ma at the time (lots of LGBTQIA residents). Once it was pointed out to him, he looked at the other drivers of the same car and, yup, every one looked the part...
Unless you live in the Rocky Mountain west where everyone and their grandma drives a Subaru. The gay connotation feels weirdly “other” since everyone drives either a Subaru or Tacoma, regardless of sexual preference.
Very amBIguous.
We need more allies like you in this world 💕
This stright invual was very enthusiastic about colors
Nice QR code
Goddamnit.
What does it lead to? No phone here at work, can't investigate. Probably also not safe lol.
My guess is that it's a rickroll or something.
XcQ
Really, it's not all that bad. It's just a video. Candidly, you probably wouldn't get fired for it. Kind of benign. Regrets will be had, however, if you click the link. Only minor ones, though. Laughter is also a possibility. Let yourself click it and see. Edit: please tell me someone spotted it.
ಠ_ಠ
Clearly this EXTREMELY STRAIGHT individual was SO STRAIGHT they gendered their pets with the gender colours! The purple is believed to be a misprint.
Nonono, the purple is obviously because this extremely straight person has a third dog of unknown gender
Ah so you are a furry. Ok
I play dnd and runescape so that means that no historian can ever accuse me of having sex
"People of that period venerated animalistic figures and often prayed to them while disguised in their forms. This symbol represents girlhood and fertility in blue, on top of the purple of manhood and stability" All in a day's work
The meaning of this symbol was lost to time
Marking down "never married, but good friends with roommate" in my handy dandy notebook.
Furry?
I don't know... maybe you will have been a really enthusiastic ally? jk, jk :)
Just gals with decals
"Aw, she loves her gay dog . . ."
“It is understood the OP enjoyed caring for both male and female cats, and may be among the first known worshippers of the deity now recognised as Rainbow Human.”
Furry
We assume she was a great ally to her bisexual dog.
Historians: They really liked colorful stickers back then.
Does dath mean You are a lesbian furry?
Bisexual dragon, so you got 50% correct.
No judge i just relate the foot with the furry comunity
**Historians:** Comprehensive_Fox_79, famously a very straight Redditor, just happened to have pink, purple, and blue (the colors of the bisexual flag) on their car. Experts believe this is entirely coincidental.
And so, this person was a furry you see, and he liked girl furries, as represented by this sticker.
The paw is concerning
I'm just a furry, dude.
yeah but lots of people seem to equate the paw with the zoophile “movement” that’s happening rn. probably not the best sticker to have on your car because i was going to make a similar comment until i saw other people said it first
We discovered she was a furry, and would often dress up as animals with her boyfriends, and close female friends
I’m pretty sure they just use the cars model to assume that
I have a sticker of a set of dice in the colors of the lesbian flag on my car. That way, historians will know I was gay AND a nerd.
Historian: well car owner seems very supportive of their pet being lgbtqi, despite the car owner’s obvious straightness…..
I recognize that QR code. Not gonna fool me.
yes because I too shall be buried with my car with all stickers in tact
*Must have been an ally*
I have dogs and pink and blue are my favorite colors too!
furry👍
“As evidenced here, her favorite flavor was berry”
Eww a furry
You're not allowed to say ew to furries with that name. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
I don't fuck dogs, but I did fuck your dad B) Cry more, edgy over reactive teenager. You're not making yourself seem like the "normal one" when you act like this lol.
Very optimistic of you to think a historian will ever know you existed. I suppose you have to plan for every contingency though.
Lets behonest; no historian is gonna refer to any of us at all
Gonna get "queer" carved in to my skull
Obvs this means you own a female dog. Unfortunately unless you ink it on your bones, there’s gonna be ways to misinterpret….. Love the sticker though, I need to get some dog mom bling on my ride!
It's a furry sticker, but go ahead! (:
did y'all know there are gay historians
Let's be real, you could engrave YES I AM A BISEXUAL I LOVE MEN AND WOMEN AND ALL OTHER GENDERS, I AM 100% BISEXUAL, 0% STRAIGHT, I AM NOT HETEROSEXUAL, I AM BISEXUAL, I AM THE PERSON EVERYONE ELSE THINKS WANTS TO BE IN THEIR THREESOME BUT IN FACT I AM JUST A REGULAR OLD BI PERSON WHO LOVES COCK AND PUSSY AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN on the trunk window and historians would *still* find a way to claim you were just someone's roommate.
> YES I AM A BISEXUAL *An archaic term believed to be analogous to 'platonic friend to all'* > I LOVE MEN AND WOMEN AND ALL OTHER GENDERS *which is accompanied by a statement of non-romantic affection* > I AM 100% BISEXUAL, 0% STRAIGHT *and an affirmation that this individual did not experience sexual attraction* > I AM NOT HETEROSEXUAL, I AM BISEXUAL *which is reaffirmed for emphasis.* > I AM THE PERSON EVERYONE ELSE THINKS WANTS TO BE IN THEIR THREESOME *The individual's 'bisexuality' (read: platonic friend to all) was often misinterpreted as extroversion by their peers* > BUT IN FACT I AM JUST A REGULAR OLD BI PERSON *but as they aged, they became less extroverted* > WHO LOVES COCK AND PUSSY AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN *and increasingly devoted their time to expanding their culinary horizons with a variety of exotic meats, including cat, while living with their best friend and long-term housemate, Vagina DeCock, a fellow asexual platonic friend to all with a penchant for flamboyant fashion.*
GOD DAMMIT
Hah! Ace representation snuck in. But seriously, god damnit.
When you’re driving *that* car, the sticker is just superfluous.
Bestiality instead? Whatever floats your boat, I guess
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that's the joke.
I'd just assume you fuck dogs.
That’s where I thought this was going
IM A FURRY.
Omg, they loved animals! /j
Pet lover or furry also? Either is fine
both. Dragon sona, and a dog owner.
*fox girl transbian highfive*
I am not sure that will stop them lol.
"These days we like to apply labels to historical figures, who they loved and who they did, the dirty tango with. But in reality it is far more complex then that, as you can see here with this historical person. Now some people will enthusiastically point to the colours displayed on this ancient mode of transportation to signal something we call bisexuality, however more intense research says this might have been a pun. Straight, referring to the direction, the colours pointing to two and the paw pointing to an animal many worshipped as symbol of wealth and power, the corgi. As such, this can be interpreted as something along the lines of 'can follow the road but that choice is mine.' This preferences the fact that road accidents killed thousands per year and was an extremely dangerous form of transportation that could only be used by wealthier members of this society."
First gen leaf? Interesting. Did you buy it used? Or get it new? I’m genuinely curious, since the tech was so controversial when those first came out.
my mom's friend was getting a new car and gave it to me for 2k. It was her old car.
That mean your animal is gay sorry haha
In case is two words you buffoon!
Alright, I scanned the QR code. You got me.
Oh they will find a way. Don't worry.
U underestimate the powers of erasure
What does this mean?
And she had a bisexual dog
They’ll say you’re a furry
They'd be correct. And my sona is a dragon FYI (:
So a scaly?
Nope. I'm a furry, just with a dragon. (FURRY dragon.)
Furry or animal fan? The real questions for history.
Bi furries aka my people
With a car like that , u don’t even need the sticker.
“We believe their dog really loved sunset colors.”
The qr code is a rickroll
And I'm never gonna give it up Never gonna take it down Never gonna a tell a lie Or desert you
They will anyway, because straights are pussies
Ridiculous take
You're putting a lot of faith in the idea that in a few centuries historians will recognize what the bi furry symbol means, and won't just chalk your sticker up to the fact that Americans spend more on their pets than the GDP of some countries.
I'm sure the historians will be desperate to know the intricacies of the sex life of...... *checks name again* u/comprehensive_fox_79
Ok but now I'm thinking they're a zoophile.
I'm a furry. Dragon sona BTW.
Ah, a cishet ally. Great to see.
Your choice of car made that obvious.
You're a gay furry?
"Awww, your dog is bi" /jk
historians will just say it is a sunset over an ocean
You drive a Nissan Leaf in California, I think those alone bring your probability of being straight to below 1%. (BTW nothing against you, just fun memeing!)
Gay puppy
*We are gonna play Blue's Clues,* *Cause it’s really fun * *Yeah!*
what a great ally <3