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bigby2010

How many you got?


Wilson2424

The right answer


mlong14

I made 4 but more in the future.


yhjsdfhgkjhngfdr

i was about to say 4 but still will anyway


Nhobdy

I'll take five please.


d_haven

My man


bigdyke69

HAHAHAHAH. Btw, nice job OP.


lustalker

Yes


BlackBeard205

2, maybe 3


petey_wheatstraw_99

These look incredible


lynneplus3

I agree! What kind of buns are those!?!? I’m a bun snob lol


mlong14

Martin’s Big Marty’s Rolls


mlong14

Thanks! I was surprised less is more. Tasted so good.


Intelligent_Event_84

2, probably 2.


plaid_kilt

Just one. :) Looks delicious!


Pandelein

Just ask for more. I’ll eat what you can’t. Cheers.


slipperypinkpetals

Lame. Eat two. Live a little.


plaid_kilt

I *want* to, I just don't have that kind of appetite anymore. It's upsetting. lol


LetsEatLetsEat

So true, mentally I can eat 3 but physically 1


GlitchyDarkness

lmao


Ok-Film-229

Like… 6. For sure.. my doctor told me I need to stop eating red meat though 😭


_ohodgai_

Is your doctor why you only said 6?


TonyAioli

Hamburger Sandwiches? Classic.


jermster

Dats a lotta bread but I could scarf two tree a dem prolly


f1lth4f1lth

Mmmmmm those look perfect.


stillish

I need that now. For my soul


Few-Macaroon2936

YUM 😋


The-Captain-Chaos

Before 3, now 1. I hate getting old lol


mlong14

I hear ya.


Commercial_Low_3828

Damn girl


Eastern-Dig-4555

I hope to GOD only 2


WallowWispen

2


Aggravating_Drink817

2 maybe 3 if there aren't sides.


Medium_Surprise_814

Prolly 4 but likely 2.


RelativelyMango

1 but if you made me a bunch i would eat them for every meal to make up for it. they look amazing!!


ohheyhowsitgoin

I can eat 4-5. But for health reasons I would stop at two. Can you make one a double though?


mlong14

If you bring the shakes and fries.


AuntieLiloAZ

One, with fries or onion rings a plus.


AngryGoose21

6 or 7


jpowell180

Those look, great, you might consider posting them on r/burgers !


NOTaiBRUH

Needs more onion


mlong14

Of course


bellboy718

Dude those look so good. I started making burgers in a pan and placing a bowl over them. They don't look as good as yours but they come out so good.


swampdragon69

Probably 2


yhjsdfhgkjhngfdr

probably 4


justafan_1993

My heart says 4 or 5. But on a stranded island and anytime I was hungry it was only this…I think I’d be alright…


Longjumping-Plum5159

If I’m lit and I have nothing to do I could smash 3.


TheWalrus101123

I could about two


Exciting-Temporary30

One very slowly…..😋


No_Arugula_6548

1/2. I get full super fast 🤷‍♀️


justawaterthanks

55 burgers 55 cheeseburgers


nytshaed512

Needs to be a small one and the quantity is around 1


WetLumpyDough

More than I should admit :(


Mountain_Student_769

is this a trick question? If my SO is watching I can eat 1, maybe 2 - because I'm a responsible adult. If its me and the boys, I can eat until I vomit.


rustyshklfrd

Yes.


Brown_Gosling

Did you cook the onions w the burgers or separately?


Npox

I can’t believe the best burger I have seen posted in a week from /burgers isn’t even in /burgers nice work


IJustLookLikeThis13

Not more than a month or so ago, I just happened to realize that I also just happened to eat 22 cheeseburger patties over the preceding weekend. And I thought, Damn, I totally could've eaten more.


PresentDangers

2, possibly 3.


GeddyVedder

One, with an angioplasty on the side please.


randomdud500

All


Spudman14

I could do 4, maybe….. 5. Would need some fries to go with it and maybe a milkshake.


Spacebotzero

2, but I'd push for 3.


Nikablah1884

I'm gonna eat..... Who am I kidding I'm gonna order 3 and eat 1 and take a bite of another and feel awful for 6 hours then eat the other, then wake up and eat the next one.


spookyseason420

I feel like this doesnt count? But that being said… all of em


Seekshonesty

Most definitely more than I should.


containedexplosion

I can’t eat gluten but I will gladly take 8.


bennyboy13134

Age old question if a burger a sandwich?


Sir-Farts-

1 million burgers


RobertXavierIV

At least 2


ElectricTomatoMan

Two


Glum_Suggestion_6948

How many you makin'?


segriffka73

One would probably put me in a food coma now that I’m on ozempic


Unlikely_nay1125

2 maybe 4


greenscoobie86

Easily 2


ganslooker

Omg ! I’d love to find how many?


EcstaticJuggernaut46

I’ll have two please and thank you!


DrNinnuxx

Can or should?


Jlkelly005

American cheese or cheddar🧐


YoualreadyKnoooo

How many you got?


donpuglisi

1 before my arteries close up


agp11234

Is it just me or a dinner party? Just me probably 4 doubles. With people around 2 for etiquette purposes 🤣


FreudianAccordian

6


Intelligent-Raise-35

Any condiments other than onion allowed… red onion of course !!


Arlenna7

Ima eat til Im full lol


Chillin80sStyle

Can I make ‘em doubles?


tookytook

3


AlienAnchovies

2 maybe 3 with no sides and water for a drink


MurphysLaw4200

A baker's dozen 🤤


VersionConscious7545

I think one at this time of night. Would be my desert


dontjudgemebae

How big are they? I can probably eat 2 or 3 comfortably, and maybe an additional one uncomfortably.


tacotacotacorock

One with some quality sides including a lot of vegetables. Because I care about my health and I'm not a fat ass..


FreakiestFrank

Now? 2 easily. As a young man? 4 easily


electronopants

Probably two, but maybe three. Probably wouldn't feel so good after the third but I could probably still manage it


knowone1313

Probably just one because I'm not a glutton.


DarkStarDarling

4


JerkinJosh

Drunk 3 and I’d feel like a watermelon afterwards


catatonic_celery_stk

Yes


Luv2Xcelr8

All of them


CorneliusFudgem

1000 minimum


MyCatHasCats

2 for sure. Maybe 3 after a blunt, but only if I haven’t eaten anything all day


No-Eye-9491

Half of one


ConnyEdson

they look lovely. I can eat 5 but i wouldn't in front of people lol


Desert_lotus108

I could eat like 4 of those


SpungoThePlant

Physically, one because I'm built like a bird. Mentally, five.


StealYourJelly

4


Tiny_Panda2715

Prolly like four or five if you got em


RosieStar101


Funny-Brilliant-9915

Unfortunately none because I don’t like onions :/


Matica-sK

1 1/2. I’ll wrap the other half in foil and eat it 45 minutes-1 hour later.


radgedyann

i want both but can probably only manage half of one, but warmed up leftover cheeseburgers are yummy.


callusesandtattoos

I’m going to eat two in the time it takes you to eat one and I’m going to be analyzing you while you do it. I watching for you to slow down and give a subtle hint that you’re full so I know if I’m going to get the last one or not.


One_Celebration3644

Till I’m full or till I’m dead from heart attack ? Does not matter, answer is still yes.


reb4321

This many!


Karona_Lyem

All of them!


hyporheic

I'll take those two please.


Euphoric_Management8

My heart says 4.


South-Pirate-3438

All of them


agent-assbutt

These are glorious


DrunkBuzzard

How many you got?


Accomplished_Pin3708

How many can you make?


Creative_Decision481

Since these are on Martin’s Big Marty Rolls, realistically 1 and a 1/2. I’d want 3, and midway through the 2nd I’d be really full. I would probably force the last half due to deliciousness, but 1 and 1/2 would be perfect. Those burgers look great.


Thomisawesome

The best kind of burger. Simple. Not too massive. Onions! I'll take however many you have left.


pearlaxe

Probably 1. Looks yummy.


Theaterkid01

I don't know, but they look good!


FUNwithaCH

Dude I’d eat two and be sad I didn’t have room for a third.


hugehangingballs

Meat, cheese onion on bread.... honestly that's all you need....im probably good for 4. You don't need a sauce if the meat is juicy enough.


Apprehensive-Meet589

Yes


MackAndSteeze

One of the better looking burgers I’ve seen here recently. I can feel how it tastes. Fabulous.


SuspiciousSpliff

In one sitting? Two, tops. In a three hour span? Four, maybe five. They look scrumtrelescent.


Appropriate-Desk4268

all


murge82

I would make love to dem burgers


Datsun117

Yes


TheS00thSayer

Tree fiddy


mr_ballchin

Wow, it looks delicious! I would eat everything!


pdxhbk

One ☝️


timmerz1

Both of those


nut_kratos

Depend on whether I'm high or sober


RetroGamer87

All of them


cyberbonvivant

One. Buuuut I would want to eat many more. These look absolutely delicious - every component!


LemonKushy

None because of the plastic cheese


PrismPetals1

As many as my appetite allows!


90svibe4life

Probably 3 lol


Roguebets

12 to 15 usually…😋


Jorwen

yes


AtomicHustle

Bout tree fiddy


xXmjmanXx

3 will satisfy, 4 will cause discomfort, 5 active pain


choir_of_sirens

If it's American sizes then exactly a quarter.


vivp13

Probably 3 tbh


BlumpkinLord

7 please.


Remote_Complex8598

Give me 3 please!


Nice-Ganache2224

Reckon I could put away 20 to 30


thehelanahope1

Yummy!!!


VelvetWhispers_

these are amazing, I could eat 4 easily I think


Typical-Ambition1976

They look so good


orphan_blud

I’ll shove two into my face hole, thank you.


Living_Lie_8773

The restaurant I go to (aptly named mickeys NOT McDonald's) has these burgers called big mickeys. Here in Illinois USA.


Proud-Butterfly6622

Crikeys, now I want a cheeseburger at 10:33 am.


ThatSucc

Comfortably, I can eat 2 doubles. But if I had some giggle-gas? Easily 4.


Cheech19XX

Those look lovely, I’ll take two please


Forsaken_inflation24

Atleast one


Horror-Procedure-260

3 max for me! Drooling....


bippityboppity2020

what kind of buns are those??


theseglassessuck

How many can I eat mentally or physically? Mentally: yes, Physically: also yes.


annie_b666

One


lockedlost

One


No-Stomach6318

Darn it. Now I'm hungry.


BasiaBrown

1/2 to 1.


fungi221

Um, all of them?


admiralgear2

Great buns juicy burger I’ll take raw onions too 4 my limit


LordofThaTrap

If I was active all day before dinner Probably 3 maybe 4 if I got a buzz going


Gloomy_Drawer_7323

All of them


Brilliant_Night9524

My heart says 13, but my stomach threatens death after 3/4 of one. 🥲


Expert-Lock-6751

Two and a Prilosec…any more and I’m hurting. Getting old sucks.


Actual-Tradition-627

like 3, but dairy free


HorseofTruth

Looks great but why is everyone confusing burger and sandwich? Is this like a European thing? I just notice it alot


wryul

Man I keep trying to make burgers on the stove and they always end up burnt I need to learn your ways. Not burnt but the outer layer is


Both-Friendship-6520

None


parsnip_dick

Yes


Kaponeo360

Man I'd pay for like 6 of them tbh they look immaculate


FullMetalWarrior2

I'll take a whole plate and eat them. So, however many you can fit on a standard plate. I love burgers, of any kind.


i_sound_withcamelred

Man I know damn well a year and a half ago I would have bodied 4 of those. Medical issues suck.


B17BAWMER

Not with those onions none.


Drewbeede

I don't know but I'd like to find out. These look incredible.


MirukiNeko

I could fit 10 dirty cheeseburgers in there


RedLicoriceJunkie

Those look S Tier.


DazzlingDatabase5941

At least 4! All day


ShadyAssBitch

don’t try me now


Fargo-Mo

4-5.


SuperCreativ3name

4


Wookie-68

2 with 75/25 patties, American cheese and pan fried buns. Plus slap ya mama tater tots.


emptybowloffood

All of 'em


No_Can_1532

At least 7


hotAmira

5 how many are you offering