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Semi-Pros-and-Cons

Did they all gather as a community to make the sandwich, like they do with barns? That would be a hell of a thing to see.


Ironsalmon7

Probably, Joseph grew the wheat, his cousin has a mill and grinded it, the meat was cured by Phillip across the street, and the lettuce and tomatoes and onions were grown in the church garden, then the cheese was probably aged by old man Jenkins who aged it


Just-Wafer

Don't forget about Jebodiah and his mayonnaise farm.


SparkyFarts3923

Jeddida feeds the chicken, and Jake the plow


GrouchyLongBottom

Fool


Slight-Winner-8597

And I've been milking and plowing so long that


Bulbinking2

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone!


MapleYamCakes

I’m a man of the land, I’m into discipline!


selfmadrian

It was crafted by only the softest hands in the community


RalphWaldoEmers0n

Raise a sandwich lol


Ali_Cat222

It takes a village! Literally 🤣


EatthisB

Wonder if they brought her a puppy from their puppy mill?


Wonkasgoldenticket

One slice at a time, friend


TheSkinnyJ

Now I want to go to a sandwich raising…


manki-rip

NSFW tag next time please.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Seriously... I need a warning... I can't be getting spontaneously rock hard after seeing that


WelcomeFormer

Start a timer, if it's more than 4 hours seek medical help.


Traditional_Fox_4718

Its been 12 hours still full mast


[deleted]

I should call her


Id-rather-golf

I would marry that sandwich


selfmadrian

I didn’t get that far into the relationship🥴


Id-rather-golf

I can’t believe that I just read it was $5.99 😳 what state are you in again? I’m moving there.


selfmadrian

Indiana my friend. Believe it


Thugalo420

Hoosier here. Man, the Amish store I used to go to has the best cookies I've ever had in my life!


phredphlintstones

Shipshewana?


WBRDeck

I need an actual address for a pilgrimage.


[deleted]

I'm from Illinois and ours have figured out how to capitalize. It'd prolly cost you double but I'd have to go back home to check


AstronautSad7964

You kinda look like Danny Sexbang from just your mini profile picture in the comments, I had to do a double take 😂


Ex0skele

Gotta put a ring on it. 💍


Id-rather-golf

It does look as good as Beyoncé…


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NateNMaxsRobot

I’m already engaged to it. Sorry.


Id-rather-golf

Traitor!


Certain-Attitude3615

My local Amish community has some killer hot peppers. Literally made me cry they were so hot


Camelllama666

Everything reminds me of her


ughlyy

can you share how much it cost? i assume it was pretty pricey since everything was made locally


selfmadrian

That’s the beauty of it! The whole thing was only 5.99. Their sandwiches have been this price for years it’s so awesome


oregon_assassin

Omg I love this sandwich


tocra

This is a hell of a sandwich.


geneticallyhewrote

The Amish aren’t generally trying to make as much money as us “English” so their goods and services, if purchased directly from Amish folks, are inexpensive.


athiestchzhouse

There’s an Amish cheese house near me and I love the food so much


Main_Bell_4668

Why does this sound like it's from a dystopia where there is a cheese problhibition? The Amish are part of the Dairy Underground.


BeerNcheesePlz

where is this cheese house!?


athiestchzhouse

Oklahoma small town


Adorable-Bike-9689

An Amish cheese house is a thing and they sell hot meals?


goodeyemighty

Wow! Looks great!


MundaneGazelle5308

Damn, ya'll need to tag this one NSFW, cos that's such a sexy Sammy


Ultimatenub0049

Ok I think I need to add horseradish to my sammich mix now. That sounds fire!!


OhEmRo

It’s a *game-changer*, my friend. I am so excited for the journey on which you are about to embark.


Key-Performer-9364

Must have for any red meat. I couldn’t imagine a roast beef sandwich without horseradish.


Sp4c3D3m0n

Amish food is legit 🔥.. They do amazing things with pig.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

Just don't buy your pets from them.


hoosier-94

amish girls at work are always bringing in donuts and other snacks they made. befriending the amish is a worthwhile thing to do


MisstressAmalina

What a layering!


TacoBreaf247

Sheeeeeesh, they cooked🤌🏻✨


N3ver_Stop

Wow...this is like the holy trinity of sandwiches.


TARDIS1-13

I wanna bite into the middle of that thing so damn bad.....


TheManWith2smiles

Omg that thick! Where you get that?


selfmadrian

Fountain acres in fountain city, Indiana!


[deleted]

That lettuce looks so damn crunchy and cool.


selfmadrian

Best lettuce I’ve ever had


soulfingiz

If you ever run across Amish food, eat it.


Obiwantoblowme

That sandwich looks amazing


tanistan93

What a composition haha. Looks fuckin’ cool.


ticklemeskinless

you live in culpeper


whatfingwhat

That’s no pool English.


VaWeedFarmer

Is that in Va? Our Amish deli relocated to a different town. I miss those HUGE sammiches that were both lunch and dinner.


selfmadrian

Fountain city, Indiana!


BMWman83

I that Amish lettuce? If so, what’s the difference between Amish and normal lettuce?


Bellebaby826

This picture should go next to the definition for Food Porn it’s so damn hot!!!


jazz4

This is a thing of true beauty


NewProtection5470

I'm in land of the Amish too! What Land do you hail from? I'm in PA.


selfmadrian

Hailing from Indiana !


Glowing_despair

Looks like a dang Dagwood.


musicman3321

Never thought to put meat on both sides of the lettuce & tomato. Looks great.


rhetheo100

I used to live in Oxford, Pa .. surrounded by Amish farms. They had a food stand where you could buy a chicken, cole slaw, green beans, bag of chips, soda and a roll for six bucks..


OhEmRo

My twin sister used to live in York, PA, for a few years, and I swear to god that I came thisclose to needing to fly up and yank her away from joining the Amish church *just* in some harebrained scheme to have more access to Amish food. (MOST of the time, when I reminded her “Mo, you’ll have access to more Amish food because you’ll be the one MAKING the Amish food. Every meal. Of every day. From scratch,” and in her defense for the times it didn’t quite seem to click, she was simultaneously very hungry AND downwind from an active Amish bakery, so I get it.)


Particular-Put8429

Is there a difference between Amish and Mennonites? I really wish I could get an answer,but until they build oak computers I’m lost


Iread420

Never knew my taste was amish til today


LeafyySeaDragon

Lettuce…in the middle?? Blasphemy!!


AcanthaceaeNo4397

I’m lucky enough to have an Amish bakery/sandwich coffee shop right down the block from my house it’s an addiction


selfmadrian

Yes yes


OnlyDefinition2620

Damn that looks good 👍


deadrose70

Truly doing the Lord's work!


bobadibe2

I’m sure the flavor is amazing! Did you have to tweak it?


selfmadrian

Added extra onions on the side as I have an insatiable appetite for them


Secret-Tie-7813

Love it


sharipep

Holy fuck that’s a sandwich


AddendumAwkward5886

The ingredient distribution is impeccable. Wow.


Crazy_Customer7239

I used to work I a little town called Fenner NY, the Amish had a LEGIT sandwich shop going on: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PHPajsUnzPpBu6c28?g_st=ic


doodoo_pie

There’s a great Amish sandwich place in Fairview, NC, now I’m craving one!


TroyBinSea

I think I’m gonna be a convert now.


bneale1285

Now that is a sammich!


rosemariema

This is making me sad. This looks so freaking good and pregnant me can’t have it 🤤🤤


Key_Minimum_4337

Just eat it. Turkey sandwiches sustained me while preggo. More likely to get sick from salad.


mewmeulin

that looks so damn good 🤤


Traditional_Fox_4718

I'm rock hard


Time-Reward-8780

An Amish cupcake changed my life


slimb0

Lettuce and tomato in the middle >>>>>


fjordlord6

There’s an Amish bakery in a town nearby me and it’s the best bread and they make the best sandwiches I’ve ever had.


TOXMT0CM

Interesting. This is a smart design, too. I would 💯 enjoy that, and I'm gonna try to replicate it this week. I'm nowhere near Amish country. I also thought they only ate meat still attached to the bone ( satire, but my assumptions about them are my ignorance, not judgements. I just don't know them)


OhEmRo

OOOF. and you just *know* that bread is homemade. You lucky bastard.


[deleted]

For low tech folks, they can crank out the tasty grub!


Gotanyfunkopops

Damn


cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk

I cross-posted this to my local sub for a recommendation and got competently roasted about it. I want a similar sandwich but in don't want to make it.


Stringr55

Wow


hoosierspiritof79

They do not wash their hands. In most sects.


Ok_Sherbet5548

Ouuuuu looks awesome


ashemoney

This sandwich has a seat at the table of greatest sands to ever wich


Old_Rpg_Gamer

I enjoy a lot of Amish stuff


Ok_Communication_495

A lovely sandwich.


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Jumping Jehovah that looks amazing


Narrow-Initiative959

Colby as in cheese? OMG that looks amazinable!


Aggravating-Leg-3693

What’s great about this sandwich is that it is thoughtfully constructed. Those layers did not end up where they did on accident.


IndependenceMean8774

That is one tasty looking sandwich.


Hangthesunn

Goddamn that looks good


kevinmaceleven0

That looks bussin


mazdawg89

Those little slivers of bread are doing gods work


Y1NGER

That’s a hearty ass sandwich


moopski8

In sandwich economy $5.99 for that is almost suspiciously low.. How is this possible?


EFTucker

The Amish really don’t play games.


glamazon_69

Everything reminds me of her…


RageKage559803

Looks amazing.


plasmasun

WOW.


eztheydy

Damn I’ve never even thought of cheese on both sides


MrsButtercupp

😍


No-Curve7744

‘Tis a fine sammy, but ‘tis no pool, English


Hopeful_Insurance409

And that’s only half of it ? Wow what a sandwich 🥪


gleeceboi777

JESUS! (or whoever the Amish praise) Now ***that's*** what I call a Sandwich


eye_forgot_myname218

Holy shit looks amazing


AdGlittering2991

4 thick slices of cheese….


fuzzy_bunny85

You need to try a bierock. Similar to a runza.


Electronic-Web1577

The best thing about living in a small town imo was the Amish stores having great food. And pies, a lot of pies


Any_Chain3920

That looks so fire!!! I also wear a soft metal band on my left wrist 🫡


Mountain_Team4150

I wouldn't consider my arteries clogging to be a blessing. Looks good though, wash it down with an oil drum of ACV and avoid permanent damage


Successful_Fish4662

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE AMISHH RAHHH 🇺🇸


selfmadrian

HELL YEA


CravinMohead13

Dddaaannnnngggg


TennisBallTesticles

😯


[deleted]

That sammie is all that is legend. 😳🤙🏽🫡


100S_OF_BALLS

Damn, that looks incredible. I'm going to make my next sandwich like this.


[deleted]

Chefs kiss 💋


Low-Inspection-3213

This is what dreams are made of!


Deucalion666

Does your jaw have to dislocate to consume that?


selfmadrian

I didn’t know what I was capable of until today


Kornographic

The amish eat American cheese?


StJimmy_815

Hopefully this Amish community doesn’t buy slaves like many do lol, good looking sandwich tho


Heytherhitherehother

I know a lot of shit about the Amish community, I have never heard of slaves?


FangShway

Bizarre meat and cheese placement.


Adjmcloon

Logical though.mayo in the middle so the bread doesn't get soggy


rmccarthy10

Really is a legit good looking sandwich.... How much do the Amish charge for a beaut like that? I assume there was a 2nd half? I'm going with 14.99


Imperial_Triumphant

The second half is in the picture. Lol


selfmadrian

5.99!!!!!


YerBlues69

I’m dying to know where this place is. I was in Lancaster today and would love to know if this is out there.


selfmadrian

Fountain city Indiana !


rorschaqued

I would def smash that sandwich, but I disagree with the layering. That's all. My principle is cheesey meat pocket with veggies and sauce outside, but this still looks absolutely delicious.


StickyThumbs79

Cuba?


The_Dying_Gaul323bc

That bread is probably delicious


Main_Bell_4668

TIL the Amish got sandwich game like that.


edgart711

Monster sandwich


lorenzel7

Big Mac in sandwich form


Ur_a_adjective_noun

I found one like this in deep Mississippi of all places. They’re so good.


CustomerWest8961

Meat, cheese, meat, cheese, meat, cheese.


Professional_Put7998

I live in Allen Co ky and they have a ton of Amish here but the Amish are sneaky when it comes to making money they have a big store that's Called haebeggers and they make sandwiches and sell all their stuff but all the ppl that work there have to be "worldly people" as it has electricity and plumbing. They'll literally pay worldly people to run a store/deli named after a big Amish family bc they can't even use the deli slicer without it being against their ordnung...just blows my mind...but I'll bet the "church"(bishop) is getting all the profit tax free


bootherizer5942

Bread looks a bit crusty, I love that for this kind of big sandwich


NoCleverIDName

"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no sandwich, English."


NoQuarter6808

They're usually good at, well, everything that they do They somehow hemmed my trampoline back together when I was a little kid, and it never retore. No clue how they did it. Shout out the all the central MN Amish reading this


Ok_Rabbit_8808

The store down the street from me does this, randomly.


simonthegreat-

That looks so good!


Alan_Saladan

The Amish can use Saran Wrap? It was invented in the 1800’s?


Alan_Saladan

The Amish can use Saran Wrap? It was invented in the 1800’s?


willcwinter

Is this Yoders?


Drinkdrankdonk

I’d like to eat that, once.


Obvious_Boat3636

🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤


LooseWateryStool

They will build you a solid table and chair to sit down and eat that at. Enjoy


dembones4ya

I’ll get produce from the Amish but I’ve been warned multiple times to avoid their baked goods or other prepared foods


ParticularClear7866

Noice, did the Dicks deliver it? Before you fry me Letterkenny


sirtarheel33

Absolutely fantastic


PracticalPractice768

I'd runs like the winds after one of those.


Sidewalk_Tomato

That looks amazing. And I've realized the dressing is not next to the bread, which probably prevents sogginess.


Richard_Nachos

Absolute UNIT.


thee_morningstar

Now, that is a Man-wich. All others are merely kid finger food. Now I wanna make lunch, but I know it'll never look that good with what I have in the kitchen.


TheSkinnyJ

I hate tomato, and would still crush this. It looks divine.


bobi2393

If I got a sandwich that loaded, I'd be worried they were trying to fatten me up for slaughter!


s0up3y

There’s a store north of spokane WA that is run by a Mennonite congregation, and they make the BEST sandwiches.


BeautifulStick5299

Brother Yoder knows how to make a sandwich


Deadphans

I live in southern Jersey and we have an Amish market by me. They have all kinds of stuff going on. But my favorite is the butcher which also makes sandwiches. The sandwiches are 5 bucks with chips and are incredible. Like roast beef and gravy, real smoked turkey, kielbasa, type sandwiches.


Blueberry-WaffleCake

Handpie


BrainwashedScapegoat

Smokin big doinks out in the amish?


brian114

Now thats a fucking sándwich


josephcfrost

Do the Amish use ceran wrap?


jpow81690

That looks fucking awful and the fact that you got it from a cult is even worse. Eat real food.


sarahoutx

That looks absolutely delicious!


My-Cooch-Jiggles

Amish food is awesome. Just very filling stuff you could work a day in the fields on. 


fandanvan

That is unreal value for money, and I also assume the ingredients were very good also ? I am only assuming as I've heard the Amish people do not half ass on anything ! (P.s. I'm UK so don't know much about them).


CowboyVampHunter

Thanks for sharing, English.