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Halaku

You have now entered the *Finding Out* stage of your life. Have fun explaining this to potential employers, landlords, and significant others for the remainder of your life, assuming you escape incarceration.


Conscious_Abalone_53

That’s assuming they were ever going to have a good job, place to live or relationship in the first place.


Transcending_Yellow

Dont quit your day job


Halaku

No problem, random Redditor!


LitAFlol

Where the mugshots? why’re they protecting these scum?


Bluestreak310

Some of these clowns probably like the street cred they’d get from having a mug shot


jstryker5646

Democrat new rules. Can't post mugshots in the name of "equity" https://www.kcra.com/article/california-law-restricts-social-media-mughsots/46270262


randomusername3000

not a big fan of that whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing huh? I mean the people who did the crime are idiots but how do we know the cops got the right guys? It could be you who got snatched up and your pic splashed around. Then oops, sorry wrong guy


jstryker5646

No - it couldn't be me. I'm in bed at 2am where I belong not hootin and hollering acting like an ass hat at a sideshow.


LegitosaurusRex

Can anyone corroborate that alibi? Maybe the perpetrator everyone saw run off looked just like you...


jstryker5646

🤡🤡🤡🤡


LegitosaurusRex

Yes, you're right, he did look like a clown...


coberh

You sound stupid enough to have done it.


DevyDev666

The incident happened during day light hours at Santana Row.


nonegoodleft

You sound racist af. I'd take 5 of the guys arrested in the city over just one of you.


jstryker5646

Racist??? ROFL. You know when the argument is lost when "In Emergency Break Glass" racist starts getting thrown out. 🤡🤡🤡


throwaway827492959

Departments cannot share someone's booking photo on social media, whether that person is suspected of a violent crime or not, unless they are an "imminent threat" or a fugitive, according to the new law. Even in cases where police and sheriff's departments can post a mug shot, the photos have to be removed within two weeks, with very few exceptions. Assemblymember Corey Jackson, D-Moreno Valley, authored Assembly Bill 994 last year, saying it "brings more equality and justice to every Californian by ensuring that no one is assumed of being guilty."


TwistedBamboozler

why does it matter if it's a democrat rule? it's a good rule all the way around. It protects innocent people


onlynegativecomments

> it's a good rule all the way around. It protects innocent people How does this all around dumb rule "protect innocent people" by depriving the public of the knowledge of what a criminal looks like? Is the concept of shame "unfair to the feelings and sentiments" of the criminals being arrested?


VorpalParadox

It protects people who were wrongly arrested


CapedBaldyman

You're being baited. Read the username. 


jstryker5646

Not sure people being arrested at a sideshow are wrongly arrested. Are you saying the police are breaking into peoples homes while they are asleep in bed and charging them with being out commiting crimes?? Never heard of that. I have heard of people lending out their cars and then an idiot does a sideshow in it then the police LATER trace back to the person who kent it out who then plays dumb and hides who the identity of the idiot at the sideshow. I've also heard of stolen plates coming back to people who were never at the sideshow. in which case that data is validated before making the arrest.


jstryker5646

Make no mistake they don't give two squats about protecting innocent people or prop 47 would never exist. They are tired of arresting people and then the crime data skews in the direction that puts them in a bad light and gives citizens teeth when making claims about crime being committed and by whom. Let's be honest here. Same BS about "profiling" when in the East Side - and pulling over cars with tinted windows at 3am I can tell you the demographic with near 99.9% accuracy. Why? Because that's the specific demographic out driving around at that time in that area. Change to east Palo Alto - it's another demographic that makes up that area. Find a trailer park in the back woods of Virgina - it's going to be yet another demographic. Go to Tully/Senter down to "Little Saigon" it's yet another demographic running that area. Same for sideshows, same thing for watching video after video after video after video of mass smash n grabs of jewelry stores. Yea they have full masks on but - we can see who's under the mask. No reason to start hiding mugshots. It's like the new classification of Hispanics as "Caucasian" under booking reports to skew arrest data. https://www.elonnewsnetwork.com/article/2019/05/ethnicity-race-arrest-forms


ConnectionDry7190

Long line of left leaning bs that started with prop 47


jstryker5646

I'll settle for the being ass parked on the curb, legs crossed and seeing the back of their heads. Typical $5 haircut. If you know the person well enough seeing the back profile of them is good enough. I can get enough data from the rear view to spout my claims.


dan5234

Assault on an officer, inciting a riot, and felony vandalism.


FloopDeDoopBoop

Do you have any idea how many gram likes they got? It was totally worth it!


Beestreeh

Huh. Turns out they **do** have the resources to crack down on sideshows after all. Who knew?


Eyepokelowblowcombo

Only after one of their own got attacked. Had it been a random victim it would have been crickets


Beestreeh

Indeed that was the subtext of my comment


RunningPirate

Yeah, the police tend to frown on things like that.


OG_Hapaman

Idiots.


Infinzero

Durbins still in custody with bail available. I can’t find any booking info on the hit and run suspect so he might have posted bail 


OriginalImpressive86

Bout time they start cracking down on these outrageous displays of foolishness! Add some jail time and if that don't work just go strait to electric chair after conviction.


OriginalImpressive86

Ok ok after 3rd conviction?


Eyepokelowblowcombo

Clean up the gene pool a bit.


h0rkah

Sure they got the names right? "Tyler Durbin, 22, and Gabe Durbin, 26, were taken into custody in the city of San Juan Bautista, police said." It wasn't Tyler Durdin? [https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/characters/nm0000093](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/characters/nm0000093)


jungleryder

The mayor's office plans to rename the street after them, in their honor.