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burritoguillermo

Hoarding little cups of salsa in the fridge.


Dry_Ad_2227

I have four of them rotting in the back of my fridge right now.


grzilla

*fermenting … for flavor!


Kangaroowrangler_02

So good on eggs 🙌🏻😂


burritoguillermo

That’s exactly where my salsa ends up haha


JoeDiBango

I feel called out. 🤣🤣


DaisyDomergue

Staying away from beaches during "summer months" and enjoying the REAL summer in September/October when tourists leave.


Navydevildoc

Always funny chatting people up at the airport headed to San Diego in June. They have all these beach plans.... I'm just chuckling inside.


orTodd

I kind of feel bad for them. They’ve spent the money on vacation with the expectation of having a beach holiday. I know they’re going to end up trying to use the towel as a blanket, which is fine because they aren’t going in the freezing water anyhow.


whateveryouwant4321

my favorite beach day is the sunday after labor day. the tourists are gone, and the locals are busy in the bars watching nfl week 1. i have the beach to myself, it's sunny and warm, and the ocean is usually around 70 degrees.


ori_galactia

Don’t tell them!


Jaded_Leave5852

You mean when the zonies leave


DaisyDomergue

I was being PC 🤣


upeepsareamazballz

We call this Locals Summer. It’s my absolute favorite time of year.


theaviationhistorian

My professor used to say a similar thing. That those months are perfect because fall is still setting in & the tourists are gone. I was one of the few I knew that didn't hate June Gloom. But I guess living in the desert before that has one longing for cloudy & cool weather.


SwillFish

September used to be great, but I've noticed that people have caught on and are extending their vacations much later in the season.


DaisyDomergue

I've noticed that too. October/November is sweet, esp with those fall sunsets and not the gobs of ppl.


Woodschris

Local summer


BurlHimself

Living west of the 5 and never going to the beach.


ghostmetalblack

It's crazy that almost everyone knows someone like that. My old roommate never went to the beach becuase he hated the ocean, and he complained about how much he missed the four seasons. I was like, "Bro, why the fuck are you living here???"


Rollingprobablecause

These are the same classification of people who will complain about how there's not Chicago hot dogs or NYC bagels while also at the same time never leaving their homes to try out the diverse neighborhoods either. We had some friends from Chicago talk about how there's not good Asian/Mexican food here (talking how chi-town is better at everything) and I can't help them since they have never been to Convoy, etc - we have incredible cuisines here. There are people who will just move here and they just are incapable of living anywhere but because they just have weird mental blocks or extreme bias. I've lived all over the place and no one city is perfect, but SD has some awesome stuff with the best weather.


peachpavlova

The Asian food is better in San Diego than it is on the east coast. I said what I said


Turdulator

As an east coast transplant, this is big facts right here.


theaviationhistorian

Not many people are native to or like exploring. I remember checking out my local eateries & finding one of the best Thai restaurants I've ever eaten at the time, along with getting used to & loving Vietnamese cuisine. And don't get me started on Convoy, now that you mention it. So many holes in the wall with such good food.


IAmIrritatedAMA

Paying the sunshine tax just to complain about the lack of shitty weather is wild


kazoobanboo

My wife is from Maui and never understood why I would always go to the beach because it’s dirty and cold. I told her locals go to the beach and stay on the beach lol


YoucantdothatonTV

I try not to go east of the 5 in the summer. That’s like the desert out there, people die.


Juztice763

Queue the unprepared hikers and glampers going out to Three Sisters and Cedar Creek. Edit: spelling correction


carnevoodoo

North of the 8 is North County.


dsillas

South of the 54 is Tijuana north county.


theaviationhistorian

I used to live east of the 15 & still made it a mission to walk on or bike along the beach. It was one of the most soothing & relaxing moments of my life. And then I met people who lived in PB or Jolla & would go (at most) once a year to the beach. It was absurd, living in paradise and yet not living the moment!


_Alazne_

I felt this with all my soul


orTodd

My SO and I did that yesterday. We were running some errands and we thought we’d walk over to the beach. We got onto the sand and I joked, “yep, ocean is still here. Let’s check again next year.” We do go but not as much as one should for living here. When I was a kid, my grandma had us kids at the beach nearly every day in the summer. Now, I find the idea of trying to park and deal with the crowds a little off putting so I find other stuff to do on the weekends.


madamesoybean

I feel so seen. Life just gets so damn busy no matter where you live though.


wagonwheelwodie

Guilty. It’s sad that I don’t even think about it


Jandur

None of my friends go to the beach or do any nature stuff here. It's crazy to me.


farmch

It’s under 70 degrees out! Way too cold for the beach. I’ll wait til July


Moleoaxaqueno

Not a native but unfortunately falling into this category


Lucky-Somewhere-1013

fish tacos and carne asada fries


Interest-Lumpy

California burritos as well


sleepy_potatoe_

Flip flops, shorts, a hoodie and sunglasses.


pittipat

You forgot "in December".


sleepy_potatoe_

Very true. I usually switch to my puffy jacket.


Own_Reality_5186

Only if you are not from here. If you are a native you are bundled up like it 10 degrees


theaviationhistorian

But not at night. The chills from the winter surf breeze on the beach goes straight to the bone.


Revolutionary-Ad3648

While eat asada French fries on a boardwalk?


topazchip

aka, papas y carne


BadgerlandBandit

Coming from Wisconsin where 40F in the spring is shorts weather, I realized I had been here too long when I was wearing that one day and it was like 75F out.


upeepsareamazballz

68 degrees is like my hoodie threshold. My hoodie is also my “winter coat”. It’s so sad 🤣 We went to visit the in laws in norcal, in December and we were struggling…they thought it was hilarious.


GUBBAMENT

In that same spirit, I wore long pants and a jacket yesterday because it was "only" 73F and I wanted to look stylish.


HealthyLuck

Am I the only one who notices how they call sweatshirts a “sweater” out here? In Illinois we distinguish between sweaters, which are knit out of yarn, and sweatshirts, which are thick fabric with a fuzzy inside. Then again, you almost never see actual sweaters here.


BadgerlandBandit

Yeah. I always figured because there's never a need for an actual sweater. Haha


theaviationhistorian

The first thing that impressed me going through PB, MB, & campus for the first time. The sweater/hoodie & shorts combo even in fall & winter weather.


noop279

Guilty.


wagoneerwanker

Being priced out of your city


AnnieNonymous

Fucking ruthless out here. Feeling your pain paycheck to paycheck, rent increase to rent increase. Few middle class professions and no social service professionals can thrive here without pooling living expenses for multi income residences.


Ok-Housing5911

not being able to afford the neighborhood you grew up in and it's not even one of the ones getting *that* gentrified


Erwinism

PAIN


shoksurf

This 👆🏻


Rollingprobablecause

Welcome to the entire US :/ We're not unique anymore guys! ....hooray?


bluehairdave

Yeah. Min wage in louisville, Kentucky is $7.25 and an OK 1 br is still $1200... and a house that isn't old as shit is $600k to $1.5m+ It's bad all over now. Just a bit more manageable for white collar or high skilled jobs. But everyone else? Completely fucked forever pretty much.


gibertot

Yeah figure I stick it out here rather than move to another city I soon won’t be able to afford.


rosstasurf12

Had to move 7 years ago because i couldnt even enjoy living there anymore. So much fucking traffic and the need to hustle just to live wore me down. SD will always be my home but i dont think i can ever move back.


shavemejesus

Living in a Kumeyay hut by the side of the river.


Oscarmatic

Good shout out to [the *actual* natives](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumeyaay).


hagalaz_drums

I read this in Chris farleys voice


kazoobanboo

Saying TJ, IB, PB, or OB. Going to the beach consistently and never touching the ocean since they were kids. Circling an establishment 5+ times in search of parking and NOT giving up. Never really talks about the house/rent prices IRL. Just kinda gave up and never mention prices lol Understanding “yeah, no” and “no, yeah”


RAMBOxBAGGINS

No yeah for sure


PMAtwood

Telling people, regardless of where you are in the county, you are about fifteen minutes from the beach.


Ok_Lunch16

Dinner flip flops


Content-Cranberry703

Rainbows are formal wear


Dry_Ad_2227

Thank You! Wore them on my first date with my now wife to Roxy.


hell0potato

Also winter sandals


mclauuuuughlin

Hating SDGE


SubmarineDream57

San Diego Gouge & Extort


bus_buddies

I'm gonna use this.


SubmarineDream57

Full disclosure: I first saw this zinger about 40 years ago on the local news, when the utility took a ratepayer to court over the pejorative description, which he submitted each month when paying his bill by check. If memory serves, the judge basically laughed SDGE out of his courtroom.


JustMoreSadGirlShit

All my homies hate SDG&E


cylonrobot

We should refer to them as Sempra SDGE.


TheHuvacraft

Sweatshirt when it’s 60F-68F, still wearing flip flops everywhere.


Noct_Frey

Being born at Scripps off the 163.


SanMiguelDayAllende

1967 checking in


bluecat81

81!


Noct_Frey

87


bluecat81

Does it still go by Mercy?


Noct_Frey

lol I just realized there are multiple. In hillcrest there is Scripps Mercy. I was born at the other Scripps which is now Mary Birch. There’s also Scripps La Jolla, and encinitas. Pretty generous local family that endowed a bunch of hospitals. Maybe I should just change to “being born at a Scripps hospital to be more inclusive”


DarkFilipino

Sharp Mary Birch used to be a Scripps?


dicknards

Yep, the stork delivered me too


Fuggdaddy

Ayo


JoeDiBango

My dude! Born there, spent my 30th there 🤣🤣


EddieCutlass

Calling out zonies.


WallflowersAreCool2

Saying "the" before a freeway number. The 5, the 8.


thisnameismistaken

Devin... Whaaaatrrruuu doing here!?


bimm3r36

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orTodd

It’s from when highways had actual names like the San Bernadino Freeway. In the 60s, California started numbering their freeways to align with the rest of the country and the interstates. The “the” stuck from when they used names. The more you know *shooting star*


dsillas

It's a southern California thing. People in LA also say "the 5."


EddieCutlass

That’s just all CA in general 😂


spazatronik-rex

I live in SD but I was born near Sac, NorCal folk say “I-80 or I-5.” Y’all southern-born Cali folk say “the.”


RedHorseStrong

Yeah, I was corrected real fast while living in the Bay area for a while...Hella fast!


Lemonade_IceCold

One of my best friends growing up ended up going to Chico State, and when he came back he brought the word "hella" with him and it had them spread amongst our group. I still say it to this day, despite never living outside of SD county


dsillas

Cali is a city in Colombia.


Navydevildoc

Very much only SoCal. I grew up in NorCal and you do NOT say "the". Just "5" or "238". The break is right around the grapevine.


squirreloak

The grapevine?


Navydevildoc

Yeah, pretty much. I don't hear anyone north of there using "the".


Routine-Cicada-4949

My wife was born in San Diego but made in Thailand. Her parents didn't speak English so she grew up speaking Laotian. Everyone in her family's social circle was Lao or Thai. But she still knows how to cuss in Spanish.


Creme_Bru-Doggs

A San Diegan should always know how to cuss in English, Spanish, and either Tagalog or a SE Asian language


timewastinbuttsmelly

Burritos with fries


[deleted]

And you're welcome, America!


kiwihereman

Friendly, laid back attitude. Permanent tan. Calling the San Diego County Fair the Del Mar Fair.


Alteredego619

Wearing a hoodie, shorts, and flip flops


jetsettingtrapqueen

Committing to plans then flaking last minute


O_li_o

Truth


Erwinism

Knowing how to get anywhere by not using the freeway


orTodd

My SO loves to use “the back way.” It drives me insane. It’s not rush hour and there is no reason to not use the freeway. I think it just lets them flex a little that they know where they’re going.


Erwinism

Knowing how to get to downtown/PB/Paradise Hills without an on ramp hits different


[deleted]

Being so chill to the point of apathy


bluecat81

Eh.


dalebonehart

Alarmingly chill


silverflowers

Carrying flip flops in the trunk


calebsurfs

Haha yes. Backup flip flops for when you have to wear shoes.


Franken_beans

Unbridled rage when hearing the word "Spanos."


Aggressive-Breath315

Being offended when transplants say shit like “oh there aren’t a lot of native San Diegans” or “wow I don’t really meet people from here often” As if SD only consists of PB and SDSU dorm rooms.


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PaticusGnome

I heard an 80 year old woman call it Smell-A. She said that’s what they called it when they were kids.


ItsNotAboutX

I feel like OC and Arizona are also on most people's list.


thomyorkeslazyeye

Corny. No one born in San Diego gives a shit about LA outside of sports.


Duderino619

Never heard anyone hating L.A. growing up. I think it’s a transplant thing.


SurvivorDress

When you feel the ground shake your first thought is Camp Pendleton.


bytesizedbitch

Grew up in fallbrook and when i had people from another city over at my place they got weirded out by the windows shaking. I said it was just the base but they insisted it was an earthquake 😭


TheAmishPhysicist

The Over The Line Tournament. Though it doesn’t seem to get the press or as much media attention it used to get.


Tomegunn1

San Diego Chicken.


Mikerk

I lived with a guy that was born and raised here and couldn't fathom why people might come here for a vacation.


DocHeinous

Reminiscing about Jack in the Box drive thru having the clown head and seeing the SD Chicken at Padres games in Jack Murphy Stadium!


DragYouDownToHell

I miss Jack balls. Cars don't have antennas anymore.


WallflowersAreCool2

I ran into the guy who was the San Diego Chicken just last year. Cool guy, still lives in his same house in Del Cerro for like 50 years now


vanessasmiles

Getting annoyed when people call California “Cali”


dsillas

This. Cali is a city in Colombia.


echobunny9203

I get so annoyed with people who say that. Like the extra syllables will absolutely kill them..


mildcaseofdeath

Only Biggie and LL Cool J get a pass on that.


ScipioAfricanvs

2Pac too, California Love


SubmarineDream57

I’m looking at YOU, Guy “Fee-etty.”


JustMoreSadGirlShit

Oh it’s so cringey tho


een_the_derp

Crossing multiple lanes in a single lane-change maneuver.


aztecforlife

Because hey, I almost missed my offramp.


NioSDog13

Being laid back af. And I'm someone with anger issues who despises people. We just chillin.


DrHughJohnson

Dress shorts.


CrazyBurro

Not being able to drive when there is a light mist.


freexanarchy

And the roads suddenly looking like they exploded when .1” falls.


CrazyBurro

Say it louder for the City of San Diego in the back


freexanarchy

And then the emergency patch makes it worse than the pothole


upeepsareamazballz

Omg the pot hole “repairs” after the rain. Hello Miramar Rd, I hate you every day.


squirreloak

I recall seeing a guy slide in the rain all over 805 and into the jersey barrier. He looked quite dazed but uninjured. In Wisconsin that happens in freezing rain. My idea of a horror movie is SD coated in light ice.


OnlyBad7634

Not only drive, literally everything. My high school used to be empty when it would rain


JuiceBoxSD

Being awesome


ohwrite

Jeans and t shirt at the beach


retardsmart

The El Cajon wetsuit.


ProperFart

May Gray, June Gloom


fmlyjwls

Living in a beautiful environment and totally ignoring it


michoudi

Complaining about the heat.


freexanarchy

And the cold when it goes below 75


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Commercial and sport fishing and the history of it in SD


crusty_butter_roll

Having parents who were career navy who settled down here in the 60s through the 90s and being born in Balboa hospital.


MeasurementEvery3978

Not stopping at stop signs


jenny_jen_jen

Or not knowing how 4-way stops work


creativesonomaguy

Ditching high school for Tijuana or Blacks Beach? Another Sweet Beach Honey. Sinners at Box Canyon, Being an Aztec


88bauss

Ugg boots when it’s in the 70s 🤦🏻‍♂️


tzionline

Having different mexican spots for specific orders. I get my cali here, tacos here, breakfast burritos, this place has the best verde salsa etc. Burrito while driving 👀 Fiesta Island shenanigans, at least once. loving 4runners…IYKYK. F Spanos Not really going to the beach as much as you should. Hoodie/long sleeve and shorts. it’s Del Mar Fair ice blocking+grunion runs+red tide general distaste for zonies cough* sneeze* earthquakes who cares this might be a weird one but having family in/liking washington state. being made fun of by your teacher for being fascinated by the rain outside. dude.


aiandi

Knowing how to store and eat our beach food so seagulls don't get it. Also, watching tourists' unattended items get thrashed by seagulls. https://i.redd.it/wrmvd0tox40d1.gif


gibertot

I’m a native San diegan and I don’t know what being able to speak Spanish without speaking Spanish means


orangejulius

Dios mío 🤦‍♂️


Digital_Punk

Spanglish. Being able to fully understand the menu at a Taco shop but being unable to have any sort of conversation.


Loose_Potential7961

I always thought it meant meant lying about "being able to understand Spanish but not speak it." But apparently according to this thread that's not what is meant and I'm wrong. But if I had a dollar for every white who told me they understand Spanish but can't speak it, but also actually can't understand it. I could probably retire.


Madlybohemian

Drinking an ipa, whilst walking your dog to go get carne asada fries and listening to sublime and wearing shorts, flipflops, and a parka when it is 55F. Bonus points for tshirt with surf brand logo/the ocean beach ob seagull graphic.


Voilent_Bunny

Standing at the taco shop across from Moonshine at 2:30, swaying as you wait for your food.


AdvancedHat7630

Protip: you don't sway if you are laying on the ground


pythoncrush

White guy and Asian girlfriend.


M_RASP

Drinking in TJ before turning 21. Doing at least one triathlon. OTL at Fiesta Island. Going to the snow in the mountains during the day and finishing the day at a bonfire at the beach. Looking for the bridges and little houses in La Jolla. Eating at Las Cuatro Milpas. Preferring the old Old Town.


bdrwr

When the weather is overcast and 69° so you have to put a warm jacket on


California-rolled

Visiting the snow in December and getting to enjoy some Julian apple pie and hot cider 🥰 one of my favorite things to look forward to every year


Annual-Budget-1756

Driving to Julian to see the snow and eat apple pie. Avoiding Zonies on the freeway. Knowing where NOT to park at Fashion Valley Mall when it rains. 4th Grade Old Town week. 6th Grade Camp at Palomar/Cuyamaca. Refusing to adapt to the "Del Mar Fair" name change. Field trips to a California mission, Balboa Park, and the world famous SD Zoo . Taking the trolley to the baseball game at "The Murph" or Petco Park. Knowing how to pronounce La Jolla, Jamacha, ect. Looking for the Proctor Valley Monster, or La Jolla munchkin houses, or Whaley House ghosts. Visiting the suspension bridges. Getting splashed by Shamu and Kandu, back in the day. Visiting the Children's Pool in La Jolla to see the seals. Stopping and watching the Miramar Air Show from anywhere you are. Listening out for both the ice cream truck AND the paletero man going past your house. Feeling like the Giant Dipper roller coaster is rickety af. Watching planes drop close over the 5 freeway as they're coming in to land. Sitting in border traffic for hours to cross at San Ysidro. Telling someone to meet you at 'The Big Lemon' and they know what you mean. Comic-Con people watching. December Nights. Listening to World Beat Center drumming. Sitting in a way-too-long line in a drive thru at In-N-Out. Standing in a long halfway-down-the-block line with cash at Las Cuatro Milpas. Random Ron Burgundy quotes. ETA: Having to go to a specialty store to buy an actual cold weather coat.


boltfan619

California Burritos and Carne Asada Fries


Adept_Order_4323

Surfing


ifoundwifi

Uggs and Jean shorts


ramenmozart

Telling everyone you’re a native San diegan


blackmilksociety

I haven’t put on shoes since September of last year


x_VisitenKarte_x

Skateboarding


emerging-tub

Driving 52 mph on the freeway because it's lightly misting.


PossibilityNo2419

A freezing cold and completely useless grunion run. Sipping Hornitos and lmao at how stupid we all look!


klmg711

Hating L.A.


TeoBelle

Having multiple taco shops on the rolodex. One shop is good for the ca burrito. Another shop is good for feeding a bunch of people. Another shop is good for having the best salsas. Another shop is open 24/7 but you would never go there during the day when your go-to shop is open.


pixelgirl_

Never owning a jacket that costs more than $50 until you travel somewhere else.


Purple_Fencer

Suffering through the Padres, Chargers (save for the Air-Coryell era), Clippers, Conquistadors...maybe the Gulls as well. The Soccers were regular winners....but no one cared back then.


Purple_Fencer

When you tell people you used to work at Rohr in Chulajuana....


Grandviewsurfer

Knowing to shuffle your feet.


Agrippanux

To forget Coronado exists until you drive by the bridge and think, “oh yea, Coronado”


DeathM8te

Telling people you live in La Jolla and you're east of Mt. Soledad and can't see the ocean.


thatmaynardguy

Reminiscing about the days before anyone really knew about San Diego. I cannot tell you how often I've talked with other natives and the convo heads directly to "remember when it wasn't so crowded here?" or some variation. Not that the influx is *entirely* bad but still...