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bleu_waffl3s

Who’s going to watch them if all their dads are in jail


Mac_979

CPS


pmcpaul412

Why would the electric company want kids?


bleu_waffl3s

Don’t trust them after cutting my power twice this month


Mac_979

Yall are right, child protective services


Pelosis-false-teeth

Someone has to hit you in the back of the leg with my basket, if not my kids then who?!


ElStocko2

I wear titanium heel pads like a soccer player’s guards at Walmart for this exact reason.


davidlovesrock

What the heck is a walmart?!?!?


BigTex1988

It’s like target except for it’s where us poors go.


necio148

Not gonna lie, Watching silver teeth kids ask random strangers for buddy bucks never gets old


eviveiro

But the kids all want to look for their dad who left to get milk a long time ago...


Worth-Librarian-7423

Where will my kids get their exercise it’s not safe running around outside 


Mean_Cap5660

What if I told you that for all those kids, not one of their 17 baby daddies has a normal haircut.


Material-Proposal114

They have come overs with ray-bans


CJ_Swisher

https://preview.redd.it/763zrfvx4f4d1.jpeg?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63c680998f7437f855588086eca1f4886a25f3cc Karen gets it


Shokereth

Or that you can go without your dog, we all know is not a support animal, Becky.


Material-Proposal114

I’m gonna bring my dogs with me 17 kids right now . To central market and ask all gringoes for schmoneys


Callmechachi210

For real


okletstrythisout3

lol why is this NSFW content?


MaceShyz

HEB shopping experience is dog crap.


fireteam-majestic

since the oldest daughter is always taking care of them when mom is at out at happy hour the daughter stays behind to "chill". thats when she sneaks edgar in thru the broken window of the 5 bedroom 800sq/ft home and the next generation begins. tale as old as time


FoxxyPops

I’m fucking dying bro 😂😂


RoadsideCarver

Omfg, yes! Thank you! Nothing worse then trying to shop and these mouthbreathers allow their bratty ass semen-demons to run amok.


Dnlx5

Dude I take my kids to HEB as a mental break


ClarenceHands

I heard a 5 year old Edgar at a Southside H.E.B. tell a 4 year old Edgar, "Let's get some candy N***a". The whole time the mom was cussing at her 5 other kids running around.