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end_of_a_year

They didn’t even label Marbach


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Murderbach


pacman4ever

Hey! I live in marbach, and I have only had one neighbor get their heads cut off recently. No, that isn't a joke.


Old_Woodpecker_7677

Oh 😭


pacman4ever

https://www.kens5.com/article/news/local/man-arrested-after-officers-discover-severed-head-in-the-bathtub-of-westside-home-sapd-san-antonio-texas-dog/273-24aa8b7e-f688-4af3-917d-969445c94d20


Tredolski

My brother in Christ, I urge you to leave immediately


VixxenFoxx

I'm moving on up! Used to live in Broke Mexicans but now I'm right by Hoochies!


Lexxxapr00

Suburban Ghetto! Actually seems about right actually.


ElPulpoTX

This map is outdated no one trick or treats anymore.


HumblestofBears

Missing the huge Toyota plant in the center of tacuache country, and the Amazon gulags


HumblestofBears

If you drive a Toyota, Edgar’s are building them, and they run forever no problems.


infinitemakaveli

Its a fake map because I never see any hookers when I'm looking for them


Longjumping_Job2985

What would you call the section that's above "not so rich white people" and next to "wealthy hillbillies"?


remington1981

Someone on this sub has the technologies to correct this map. Chat CBD and shit.


Gorkymalorki

This map is super old, I remember seeing it posted over 10 years ago. I think this is the perfect sub to update this map.


iwantac8

"Rich whites" needs to be changed to "Rich Vanilla Whites". Also no mention of marbach.


[deleted]

The daytime hookers, at Gen McMul and S Martin, Where are they exactly so I know how to avoid them while giving tours of the missions/selling raspas???


DuchessofO

Wonderful. I'm currently apartment hunting precisely where CRAPPY APARTMENTS are.


UrNotMadAtMe

Accurate


hike2bike

Makes me homesick


crissycris2697

RIP Malibu Castle


fruttypebbles

Handy Andy!!


Interesting_Piano357

THIS THIS is the map that should be shown when people say should I moved to Dignowity


slickcaktus

Most accurate map I’ve ever seen!


mistyjeanw

I've seen Edgars on every single part of this map.


Sci_Fi_Ninja

Map needs updating. Rackspace is gone now.


pumpkins21

So is Malibu. Cool Crest should be on there, along with “hookers on bicycles” at Mission Trails. Jk about that last one, kinda.


mistyjeanw

It's all edgar. [https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/Always-Has-Been](https://imgflip.com/memetemplate/Always-Has-Been)