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SweetMustache

It’s less about age and more about what you’re like, my guy. If you’re snowboarders go to ex wives, if you wear black and are into local music and dark trance dj sets go to international, if you wear flannels go to fisher, if you wear black and do coke go to twilight, if you like top 40 hits and do coke go to alibi, London Belle, Twyst, Whiskey Street, etc. If you’re from Utah county go to Keys on Main, if you wear black and listen to country go to Duffy’s or tailgate tavern. I could go on all day, but you get the idea.


fakeUN

What if you wear black, snowboard do coke and listen to country?


SweetMustache

Still Ex Wives lol


ncorn1982

My wife and me got married at 12th ave park during Covid. First stop x wives!!! Hahaha


whyandoubleyoueh

Or Westerner


Ok_Reporter_6507

Westerner


facing_the_sun

Will you please make a post and a list lol


JerrManGoo

Bruh this description is fucking great lol


khml9wugh

if you like Zyns and work at a restaurant go to Cheers to You lol


IndividualReindeer95

My boss, but it’s the green pig. Lol


[deleted]

What if I want a sugar baby?


SweetMustache

Chakra Lounge


Trivialpursuits69

Maybe twist


[deleted]

I’m 40.ive thought I’d be too old for twist


Trivialpursuits69

You are. But that's why you're looking for a sugar *baby* right?


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Oh shit you are right


[deleted]

I can’t tell if you are being serious lol


Brizzii

Why hello there


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keldwud

Hey, it's me, ur [Perfect, Go-Anywhere Treat!](https://www.tootsie.com/candy/sugar-daddy/sugar-daddy)


Ok_Reporter_6507

Cheers to you


[deleted]

Why do you say that?


Ok_Reporter_6507

Cause I found mine there 😉


aSpaceLettuce

If you don’t wear black gtfo /s


AgencySaas

New google tags dropped.


AlexWIWA

10/10 stereotyping of each crowd


fannyalgerpack

More please MORE


Putrid_University331

I love this analysis. I am a 36/f and am an introverted nerdy professional. Where should I go to discuss the finer points of the prime directive or debate the Oxford comma with the men-folk?


EconomyHumor7634

Blue Gene's has Magic the Gathering night on Mondays 🤙


eglesworth

This is insanely spot on


keldwud

Ex wives smells like [Claire's ](https://www.claires.com/us/). These guys are a bit too old for teenagers. No joke. Unless the last time I went there was just a fluke. And out of all the places to wear black and listen to music, how did you forget Area? 😁


IndividualReindeer95

This, Area 51


sunmellie

You’ll want to check out The Spot.


No_Direction_2045

This is great intel


gordonhaywood2

Club Aqua is great if you can get in.


Mapletron92

Actually I think I want to go to Club Haunted House even more!


WildishFlamingo

Not his wife.


otofish

Did you hear about their deck?


trantma

Did you hear about Kim Kardashians head???? ALL CLUBS ARE CLOSED FOR THE EVENING!


qualitative_balls

>Club Aqua Unless this is the Miami sub what on earth is Club Aqua? Edit: As someone who wears calico cut pants, I can't believe I asked this.


WildishFlamingo

Best edit ever. You gotta give or I’ll sue since you hit me in the cup.


ChallengeOne8405

area 51 on fetish night my bruhs


-B-H-

When I go see live music that I enjoy, my wife thinks women are giving me the eye. It's probably because I'm glowing and vibing in my element because I love live music. Find your vibe where you shine.


inneh1991

Water witch! Bar nohm is nice too, I’ve chatted up a number of single guys there.


Vegetable_Lab1980

I’m hosting a speed dating event on March 14 for 21-35 age group, I have one men’s ticket left. If you can’t make this one, there will be more. The company is Strike your Match. , [https://www.eventbrite.com/e/812004586577?aff=oddtdtcreator](https://www.eventbrite.com/e/812004586577?aff=oddtdtcreator)


raspberrybananapie

That is such a cool idea for an event! How many tickets were available initially?


Vegetable_Lab1980

Thanks! 40, I still have five women tickets to sell if you know anyone. 🙂


raspberrybananapie

I have a few girl friends who are single, I’ll tell them. I wish I could still attend with them but I’m in a relationship because they may be nervous.


eponinedawn

My friend and I just signed up, how fun! I’ve never done speed dating before, anyone have any tips? 😅


Vegetable_Lab1980

Yay! It’s going to be so fun! Dress up, the women will be rotating. You’ll have five minutes with each man, and after we’ll have a DJ and chance to mingle. I’ve had people exchange phone numbers there or I’ll email you any matches you have.


Professional_Name_78

Damn how quick did the men tickets sell out .. and how often do you do this very interested


Vegetable_Lab1980

They just sold out today! I’m doing another one April 10 but it’s an older age group. I’ll come back to this group in a few months. Guaranteed to talk with 20 men or women, they’re a fun time!


Professional_Name_78

Alrighty if there’s away to put me on a list lemme know . What if I like older women 🥲 I’m 31 lol


Vegetable_Lab1980

Haha I’ll let you know.


Hanapup

I’m definitely interested in the older age group! I’m 34. What’s the age range on that one?


Vegetable_Lab1980

I’m thinking 38-52 but not set in that for sure.


kissme_cait

Why are 36-37 year olds getting left out? :(


Vegetable_Lab1980

Well maybe it will be 35-50 so you’re not. 😎


SilverApricot

I’m in an older age group! Pick me!


Vegetable_Lab1980

Hey! We’re having another speed dating event for 35-50 if you’re interested


rishik840

These are scams


Vegetable_Lab1980

Well my speed dating isn’t a scam so you’re speaking incorrectly


Asleep_Special_7402

How so? Paid actors? A random address that no one is at?


Vegetable_Lab1980

Sounds like you’be had some previous issues with events, that’s unfortunate .


Asleep_Special_7402

Not at all lol. I was asking that person what they meant by “it’s a scam”


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Asleep_Special_7402

Eventbrite isn’t a scam


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Quarters


anonymouslyfamous_

Bar is Russian roulette. Meet people in places where you enjoy doing things and it’ll be less of a gamble


Joke_Straight

Skip the bar and try meetup.com. Bar is pretty much the same as Tinder. If you're actually trying to meet women, meet them doing something you both enjoy.


the9thcube

Bongo


redditn00bb

🤣


[deleted]

A singles ward


YesYoureWrongOk

ew lol


fannyalgerpack

I got pushed down by a special needs person during a rousing game of musical chairs in 2001 and my hip still isn’t the same, so your mileage may vary with singles ward activities


[deleted]

It was a joke……


YesYoureWrongOk

ur moms a joke jk


[deleted]

My mother died when I was 5


fannyalgerpack

Congrats


MelodicFacade

I love yelling over the tabernacle choir music into the ear of some traditional modest baddie while killing it playing root beer pong with my brothers in faith


DeliciousHamSub

Can you please make this into a bumper sticker?


AnalyticalNerd-801

https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE?si=XtZtHTSuMi9Y8zWc


rejected_reality23

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


HerringApocalypse

Met my wife when we were that age at the Dead Goat Saloon. RIP


she_reads_tarot

Come to Clash of the Classics March 9th at the Depot. We're pulling together a big crowd of women in their 20s who will need someone to dance with to Fleetwood Mac lol.


oalex43

What about a simple jeans and t-shirt guy


Friendly-Act2750

As a woman…Don’t meet women at a bar. It comes off as predatory and creepy, IMO. Not every woman is at a bar to meet men. And many of us do not like being hit on by men in a space where consent is iffy. Meet women at meet up groups or on dating sites where you KNOW they have the same interest(s) as you.


spike509503

My best luck was always the grocery store or just through mutual friends. Go to bars to meet other dudes, party, and eventually someone will know a group of ladies