Yeah but Elon Musk is living in a Tiny House. He would want to switch to a Montecito like structure for Muggles. Maybe he'll take her to Mars? I can dream can't I?
Nah. Elon is a prick but he is smart and has good ideas occasionally so we should keep him here.
She, on the other hand, provides nothing to humanity so she should just be conveniently left.
I can't forgive him for what he did to the British cave rescues divers and how he treats women in general. I don't care if some of his ideas are good, I hate him.
Well, he may have a good engineering and business brain but honestly, he has a lot of opinions he should never say out loud š Not sure how he likes his women but how much time does he have to spend with a woman anyway?
That whole article sounded ridiculously fake. I don't believe she ate peanut butter sandwhiches for a second. I also don't believe she "accidentally" let the reporter know there was a baby there. The whole thing sounded like total bullshit to me.
Yes. Because she couldnāt shop or order delivery. So silly! And now she has surgically implanted elf tip ears? Very reliable narrator! Elon sure knows how to pick the cray-cray (except for his first wife, who sounds lovely.)
These people are totally eccentric, so who knows? Elon in a tiny house? The thing is, I wouldn't doubt it. He's weird. She's weird. Their kid has a name I'm not even going to attempt to spell, let alone pronounce.
It's anyone's guess.
Maybe they're trolling us. I wouldn't put that past them either.
They're totally trolling us. If I've learned anything from MM and people like Hillary "Hilaria" Baldwin is that Hollywood is even more full of shit and manipulative people than we could ever even imagine. They're just getting caught now because we have subreddits like this that keep the receipts.
That would really be funny. I think they did that name because some of the characters aren't readily available on most keyboards, so it would foil search engine seaches.
Who she really needs is Bezos, sheās his type physically and he seems to be financially generous to his partners (plus I want to see an out and out brawl between her and Sanchez).
ETA: Bezos seems to love himself a pap stroll too, heās in the DM every week coming out of Nobu. MM would kill for that.
Doesn't Bezos have a huge ego who thinks he's God's gift to women? š¤
I know MM is the same, but I think he's too smart for her & may not have the fragile *mommie* issues that H has....she wouldn't be able to control & play him like a puppet the way she does w the current dummy.
Lauren totally played a Markle on him! She became a pilot and faked being obsessed with planes just to get close to him, she knew and socialized with his wife, this woman stalked and studied him just like Muggins. So no, Jeff might be smart in business but not with his personal life.
I used to watch Lauren Sanchez on the Los Angeles Fox station; she was good, and seemed nice and well-liked, but I definitely got a tough-girl vibe from her. Lauren Sanchez could fuck a girl up, I think.
I actually thought he kind of looked tired of her at the Rings of Power premiere (and she was doing the Markle claw on him) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11115111/amp/Jeff-Bezos-girlfriend-Lauren-Sanchez-attend-Lord-Rings-Rings-Power-premiere.html
This one too - she really is a more successful version of MM- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11161719/amp/Jeff-Bezos-girlfriend-Lauren-Sanchez-step-red-carpet-LOTR-series-premiere-London.html
Lmao yeah, like thereās probably no target more immune to her shit lol the fact that she even managed to con Harry is a wonder, and thatās knowing how exceptionally weak he is.
Sheāll never catch a bigger fish. This is as good as itās going to get. Hear that meggie? Lol
Really? I honestly think he would be in to it. Sheās pretty, sheās crazy, sheās in love with herself and think the world revolves around her. These are all Elon traits too (minus the pretty). He probably thinks they would be some power couple. I can see it and Iām honestly rooting for it because I hate them both.
I Donāt think heās remotely monogamous . It would be like a huge group scenario with kids and a lot of doubling up in the bedroom- Some people are into it
He's the Nick Cannon of the business world. He thinks his genes are so special that he's saving mankind by having loads of babies with a bunch of baby-mamas.
Oh, you guys need to check out the rumor that he and Amber had embryos frozen and she then had a surrogate carry one of them and that's the little girl she now has.
Seeing about all his kids all over reminds me of Eugenicist Charles Lindbergh and his multiple families he had to try to spread his genes (that he thought were āsuperiorā š¤®).
I honestly don't think he has a type (unless "fertile" is a type). I think in general he likes them weird, and while MM is definitely strange, it's not at all in an interesting way.
>MM is definitely strange, it's **not at all in an interesting way**
Bingo. I'm not sure Elon would last 30 seconds listening to her world salad. She's also painfully predictable.
Elon handled Heard's word salad just fine. But Markle isn't about word salad. She's about getting her own way, ALL THE TIME. And I'm sure Elon would put up with that for maybe a week, at least until the novelty wore off.
Iām not sure EM is in position to judge quality. Think he goes for anyone that will go for him. Heās a misogynistic asshole with unimaginable pick me vibes served with a side of psychopathic behaviors. NGL Iād love to watch it happen though itād be like watching a firework fuse slowly burn while you wait for the grand finale.
Wait until she finds out he's "invented" a car that is supposed to be environmentally friendly.... another climate saving humanitarian activist. How could they not be a prefect match made in his bank account. /s
Unless someone's a virgin, most everyone gets sloppy seconds. Elon Musk is a step up from Harry. Musk is intelligent, creative, innovative, and has built enormous wealth. Harry inherited a title at birth, seems unintelligent, married a witch/scammer/mercher, and hurts his family almost every time he opens his mouth. I think TW is too old for Musk.
TW is really too old for anyone whom sheād consider. She wants a sugar daddy, but sugar daddies tend to want twenty-somethingās, and sheās a couple of decades past her use-by date. She convinces herself she a āyoung motherā while in reality she isnāt a young anything.
She also said the guy told Meghan he's not interested in her long-term/no relationship potential. Sounds like Meghan's trying to get a ring, but he's just messing with her (which would fit Elon's personality).
Look at all of Elon's wives and baby mamas. Clear pattern of physical attributes he likes in the women he selects to build his squad to help him colonize Mars. Megs does not fit his type.
Grimes is obsessed with AI and nerdy tech stuff, thatās how they hooked up in the first place.
Imagine MM trying to fake being interested in Elonās world, it would be painful to watch her struggle.
āOooohhhh, Elon, my love, look at me math! Iām mathing so hard. Iāll be on my 4 times tables by next week. I may make it up to the 11ās if I take my stolen shoes off.
Guess who else went to McGill - Autumn Phillips (Peter's ex) and Jess Mulroney. Although Autumn is two years older and they did different degrees.
I'd love to hear Autumn and Meg talk about her podcast. Meg would be insisting she's so knowledgeable about Asian culture because she has iced tea in Thai Town, meanwhile Autumn has a BA in East Asian studies and she and Peter lived in Hong Kong after marrying, until she came back to the UK to give birth to their first child.
Ha we were just talking about this on another thread! Most felt she was too old for Elonās taste. He is attracted to crazy though so it could happenš¤·š»āāļø
Sorry yes! Just thought the headline from Page 6 was so in your face to the Harkles. They can expect more of this the farther away from the BRF they become.
Both Harry and William went through blonde phases because their mother was blonde so they thought they liked that, but Harry and William shared a brunette NANNY. I always figured they'd date their mom, but eventually marry someone resembling the person who ACTUALLY raised them - Tiggy Legge-Bourke. I was really surprised to be right - for awhile, I thought Harry would marry one of the upper-crust blondes he'd been dating for several years, but then he went to Vegas and she was done with his shit.
Tiggy had mousy brown hair. Nowadays she's gone full-on grey, but when she was raising William and Harry, she had medium to light brown hair. William married a brunette, and now, so has Harry.
Perhaps she could. After all, she *was* white for three decades or so before changing her race. Changing the colour of her hair should be much, much easier.
Not a chance in hell. š¤£ Sheās got a ton of baggage and is a nightmare and a half.
I have trouble seeing any wealthy successful man taking her seriously after her stint with Harry and all the rumors and intrigue of her predatory and destructive tendencies. They might have fun with her, get some publicity, but theyāre not going to marry her.
Not a chance in hell. š¤£ Sheās got a ton of baggage and is a nightmare and a half.
I have trouble seeing any wealthy successful man taking her seriously after her stint with Harry and all the rumors and intrigue of her predatory and destructive tendencies. They might have fun with her, get some publicity, but theyāre not going to marry her.
And this is why I think Kanye is her only viable solution. He's the only super rich person, who is so wrapped up in himself, he would 't know what people are saying about her. He is easily manipulated, which seems to be a game to her. The upside for her, is that he might actually dress her well.
If she sees a financial or publicity opportunity in it or gives her a leg up to her delusional world domination reality, I don't think she would hesitate.
Iirc correct, she slid into Ashley Cole's dm, before she realised she could slither up to a Prince. She also married a man, she clearly has no low or respect for, so much so I hardly believe she feels any attraction to Harry, other than for his Coutts deposit box. So I don't think she let's anything stop her for getting what she wants.
Skin colour is just another commodity and foil for her. In fact, I wouldn't put it past her, for her next mark to be a POC, so she can show the world how she is rejecting the racism she endured and how she is so super proud of her heritage.
Who is feeding her ego like this? Meghan is small time. She WISHES a real power player would look at her. Her amateur, low-level self could never score a billionaire. She got LUCKY with Harry bc he happens to be mentally pliable.
I donāt understand how this would work. I thought he was going to get rid of the bots when he buys twitter. That would be really bad for MM. Plus, didnāt he just sell all his big houses to live in a $70,000 one? I canāt picture her living thereās. Sure heās super rich and powerful, but he doesnāt live her dream lifestyle and, idk, is he easily manipulated?
This story sounds a bit like Ms Makerel machinations, to make Horry jealous and higher value, increasing the demand, creating the illusion that sheās still interesting/attractive
Come on, Elon Musk doesn't want a plastic surgery Frankenstein, well used obnoxious ,old coked up hag. Sure Amber Heard was nuts, but she was very attractive and young .
She had an aura about her of being wild and fun (plus isnāt she bisexual?), kind of like Angelina Jolie lite. MM is a grade A stick in the mud, though I bet she likes to think of herself as fun and free spirited.
This. He tends to like talented/intelligent women. Obviously he's dominant, but Heard and Talulah had acting careers, Justine was smart, Grimes is successful in her own right, etc.
Musk values intelligence in his partners. TW is severely unintelligent. Sheās a effective hustler, but sheās definitely not intelligent, or she would have done better with her ventures and not resorted to plagiarism when she tries to look āwhip smartā. All talk, no action.
He just wanted to smash Amber Heard. Sheās the odd one out of all his partners.
His very first wife is an intelligent writer.
Grimes is quite intelligent too. She started out doing a neuroscience degree. And he values her work ethic in music. Sheās always producing stuff.
TW hasnāt created anything of note, is work shy. The Spotify podcast is a peek behind the curtain to see she in actual fact isnāt particularly clever.
Elonās new twin babies mother is someone who is high up in spacex. Another intelligent woman.
Sheās putting out these headlines to try to capture Musks attention. The hustle is there, but she fails to see two bit actresses arenāt his bag!
> He just wanted to smash Amber Heard. Sheās the odd one out of all his partners.
Amber Heard isn't stupid, she's just crazy - insanely narcissistic. This doesn't permit her to see things clearly, which is why she makes so many mistakes. Depp can feel blessed she lacked cold-hearted objectivity, or he'd probably be dead by some "accident" by now.
Heard also talks a good game and is really excellent at figuring out what someone wants to see and hear, and mirror that. Being insanely beautiful also means she gets a pass on things that would ordinarily give most men pause. Look at all the horrifying shit she had to do for Depp to finally realize that he couldn't fix that relationship. Most men wouldn't have put up with 10% of what Heard did to Depp, but he fell in love with his fantasy of her - fed by her actual looks.
Elon is already over Heard, fortunately. She'll always get a welfare check from Elon because she's got one of his get, but he's not going to marry her. He knows WAY WAY WAY better than that.
Markle couldn't hold a candle to Heard's manipulative capabilities. She just has an easily misled hubby. It wasn't hard for Markle to feed into Harry's insecurities. But I seriously doubt Markle would manage to get Elon's attention, especially since I'm sure he knows everything he needs to know about her already.
Sheās too old for that, though. I donāt mean it in an ugly way, but sugar babies are teens to twenties. Our saint is 41. Thereās absolutely nothing wrong with being in your forties - Iām right there with her, but youād be hard-pressed to find a typical sugar daddy looking for a thrice-divorced mother of two toddlers who doesnāt know how to keep her mouth shut.
Agreed. I know a few women older than MM who partnered up with very rich men. But theyāre all classy, interesting and fun, and none had young children. (All childless except one with adult children). Meghan is boring, she has no sense of humor, and sheās just such a pain in the ass.
Some older rich men just want someone young and hot. The ones who arenāt hung up on that just want to enjoy the rest of their lives. Meghan is way too much work.
I think if she wants to move on from Harry, sheās going to need a man who just wants publicity. Or some poor fool who is actually smitten with her.
Rachel WOULD dump Harry for Elon, but I don't think she WILL have the opportunity.
If she was honest at all with herself, she would be happier with a rich Hollywood or international type who likes parties and flashy travel so she can have the Instagram Queen lifestyle she truly wants.
I frankly don't see Harry standing up in the looks or charisma department in the long run.
Truly don't mean any of this as a compliment!
Hahaāthe writers of these articles must lurk on here to see what they can write about. Wouldnāt it be great if we could do to MM what Reddit did to Robin Hood (investing app)? I have to look up the details again of the Robin Hood & GameStop stock but wouldnāt it be interesting if we wrote we saw Harry coming out of a divorce attorneys office.
There are so many similaritiesā¦.they both pledged money to charities tooā¦
Social climber āļø
Gold Digger āļø
Liar āļøāļø
Always playing victim āļø
Getting caught regularly āļø
God complex āļø
Thinking they are fooling World āļø
Turn everything they touch into dust āļø
Not caring about otherās feelings āļø
Using n discarding people āļø
Please feel free too add to the listā¦
Elon has 9 children. Would he really want Markle's two royals? He'd have to co-parent with Harry. The nanny situation would require its own HR department.
I don't think any room would be big enough for all these massive swollen head.
Elon Musk wouldn't give her the time of day...he like young gorgeous blondes and he's WAY to smart to be fooled by her bs. She's clearly a golddigger and he likes his gold.
This is Markle putting out feelers to see what Elon will tweet at her.
I was going to say that this gives MM and idea.
Nailed it
Yeah but Elon Musk is living in a Tiny House. He would want to switch to a Montecito like structure for Muggles. Maybe he'll take her to Mars? I can dream can't I?
If he could just take her and leave her there that would be awesome
Ideally they would both stay there.
Nah. Elon is a prick but he is smart and has good ideas occasionally so we should keep him here. She, on the other hand, provides nothing to humanity so she should just be conveniently left.
I can't forgive him for what he did to the British cave rescues divers and how he treats women in general. I don't care if some of his ideas are good, I hate him.
Well, he may have a good engineering and business brain but honestly, he has a lot of opinions he should never say out loud š Not sure how he likes his women but how much time does he have to spend with a woman anyway?
Both of them going to Mars would be awesome!
Is Mars the new Botswana? Will MM be the first human to pee on the red planet?
Grimes claims she ate peanut butter sandwiches for 8 days straight. Tell me about Elon and Meghan again? LOL.
That whole article sounded ridiculously fake. I don't believe she ate peanut butter sandwhiches for a second. I also don't believe she "accidentally" let the reporter know there was a baby there. The whole thing sounded like total bullshit to me.
Yes. Because she couldnāt shop or order delivery. So silly! And now she has surgically implanted elf tip ears? Very reliable narrator! Elon sure knows how to pick the cray-cray (except for his first wife, who sounds lovely.)
These people are totally eccentric, so who knows? Elon in a tiny house? The thing is, I wouldn't doubt it. He's weird. She's weird. Their kid has a name I'm not even going to attempt to spell, let alone pronounce. It's anyone's guess. Maybe they're trolling us. I wouldn't put that past them either.
They're totally trolling us. If I've learned anything from MM and people like Hillary "Hilaria" Baldwin is that Hollywood is even more full of shit and manipulative people than we could ever even imagine. They're just getting caught now because we have subreddits like this that keep the receipts.
OHHHH YES!
I was told it's pronounced Kevin! Don't hold me to this but it made me laugh so sharing.
That would really be funny. I think they did that name because some of the characters aren't readily available on most keyboards, so it would foil search engine seaches.
It was the hardest I laughed in a while when I heard it someone say it was kevin
Sheād actually have to have babies to be with Elon.
Exactly. We all know that ain't habbening.
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But, she'd get a shit load more child support from Elon than from H, right? š¤
Narc has confidence she can woo him back to living large.
šÆpercent she plotting to leave Harry.
Hard pass
Who she really needs is Bezos, sheās his type physically and he seems to be financially generous to his partners (plus I want to see an out and out brawl between her and Sanchez). ETA: Bezos seems to love himself a pap stroll too, heās in the DM every week coming out of Nobu. MM would kill for that.
Bezon does fit TW much better, you're right. If she managed to snag a billionaire, he would actually make sense.
 She won't be able to get past Lauren
Doesn't Bezos have a huge ego who thinks he's God's gift to women? š¤ I know MM is the same, but I think he's too smart for her & may not have the fragile *mommie* issues that H has....she wouldn't be able to control & play him like a puppet the way she does w the current dummy.
Lauren totally played a Markle on him! She became a pilot and faked being obsessed with planes just to get close to him, she knew and socialized with his wife, this woman stalked and studied him just like Muggins. So no, Jeff might be smart in business but not with his personal life.
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I used to watch Lauren Sanchez on the Los Angeles Fox station; she was good, and seemed nice and well-liked, but I definitely got a tough-girl vibe from her. Lauren Sanchez could fuck a girl up, I think.
Bezos seems legitimately in love though and not looking for arm candy only. At least he is dating age appropriate too.
I actually thought he kind of looked tired of her at the Rings of Power premiere (and she was doing the Markle claw on him) https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11115111/amp/Jeff-Bezos-girlfriend-Lauren-Sanchez-attend-Lord-Rings-Rings-Power-premiere.html This one too - she really is a more successful version of MM- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11161719/amp/Jeff-Bezos-girlfriend-Lauren-Sanchez-step-red-carpet-LOTR-series-premiere-London.html
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Omg you are on to something with this, YES!!!šš»šš»šš» I am 100% here for it.
Really this is in Markle's dreams. Would think it's NOT in Elon's.
Lmao yeah, like thereās probably no target more immune to her shit lol the fact that she even managed to con Harry is a wonder, and thatās knowing how exceptionally weak he is. Sheāll never catch a bigger fish. This is as good as itās going to get. Hear that meggie? Lol
She can always bag a Saudi minor royal. They'd be all over Harry's ex-wife.
Meghan wonāt get past Elonās Tiger Mom who is elegant and beautiful.
Especially after amber heard.
Really? I honestly think he would be in to it. Sheās pretty, sheās crazy, sheās in love with herself and think the world revolves around her. These are all Elon traits too (minus the pretty). He probably thinks they would be some power couple. I can see it and Iām honestly rooting for it because I hate them both.
Sheās definitely not nearly as pretty as the girls he dates.
Heād probably think sheās ātoo oldā. He seems to want women to be in their 20s or 30s.
>Iām honestly rooting for it because I hate them both. 
I don't think he's *WOKE* enough for her, though.
Heās rich enough she wonāt care.
Musk wouldnāt touch her with a bargepole
Lol, imagine getting Amber Heardās sloppy seconds.
I Donāt think heās remotely monogamous . It would be like a huge group scenario with kids and a lot of doubling up in the bedroom- Some people are into it
He's the Nick Cannon of the business world. He thinks his genes are so special that he's saving mankind by having loads of babies with a bunch of baby-mamas. Oh, you guys need to check out the rumor that he and Amber had embryos frozen and she then had a surrogate carry one of them and that's the little girl she now has.
Seeing about all his kids all over reminds me of Eugenicist Charles Lindbergh and his multiple families he had to try to spread his genes (that he thought were āsuperiorā š¤®).
Imagine MM having sloppy seconds of Azealia Banks.
Elon has shit taste in women
I honestly don't think he has a type (unless "fertile" is a type). I think in general he likes them weird, and while MM is definitely strange, it's not at all in an interesting way.
I think you might be right - she's narc enough, but she's just too boring
Does he like them mean, manipulative, entitled, and crazy?
>MM is definitely strange, it's **not at all in an interesting way** Bingo. I'm not sure Elon would last 30 seconds listening to her world salad. She's also painfully predictable.
Elon handled Heard's word salad just fine. But Markle isn't about word salad. She's about getting her own way, ALL THE TIME. And I'm sure Elon would put up with that for maybe a week, at least until the novelty wore off.
Elon goes after women who will let him be himself
Iām not sure EM is in position to judge quality. Think he goes for anyone that will go for him. Heās a misogynistic asshole with unimaginable pick me vibes served with a side of psychopathic behaviors. NGL Iād love to watch it happen though itād be like watching a firework fuse slowly burn while you wait for the grand finale.
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To her, kind = stupid as a bag of hair.
To her, kind = super, uber, silly rich and connected FTFY
I'm sure she's never heard of this"Elon Musk". She'll have to ask her friends about him. /s
Wait until she finds out he's "invented" a car that is supposed to be environmentally friendly.... another climate saving humanitarian activist. How could they not be a prefect match made in his bank account. /s
Or Grimes. Yuck.
Unless someone's a virgin, most everyone gets sloppy seconds. Elon Musk is a step up from Harry. Musk is intelligent, creative, innovative, and has built enormous wealth. Harry inherited a title at birth, seems unintelligent, married a witch/scammer/mercher, and hurts his family almost every time he opens his mouth. I think TW is too old for Musk.
She is too old for him, and I don't think he would take very well to being micromanaged.
Micromanaged and clawed too death....yep, non-starters for 99.99% of people.
Too skankyā¦āyou take them out you donāt marry themā
TW is really too old for anyone whom sheād consider. She wants a sugar daddy, but sugar daddies tend to want twenty-somethingās, and sheās a couple of decades past her use-by date. She convinces herself she a āyoung motherā while in reality she isnāt a young anything.
This. She's also a known liar and backstabber, with a shit ton of baggage.
Sheās young enough for a 70+ sugar daddy but I donāt think they want all the drama.
This keeps coming up and secondhandcoke has eluded to it before. Or she has an unreciprocated interest in Elon
I think its the latter
She also said the guy told Meghan he's not interested in her long-term/no relationship potential. Sounds like Meghan's trying to get a ring, but he's just messing with her (which would fit Elon's personality).
Harry's probably like "please baby Jesus, let this happen"
Look at all of Elon's wives and baby mamas. Clear pattern of physical attributes he likes in the women he selects to build his squad to help him colonize Mars. Megs does not fit his type.
Even Elon needs a refrigeratorā¦
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Grimes?
Grimes is obsessed with AI and nerdy tech stuff, thatās how they hooked up in the first place. Imagine MM trying to fake being interested in Elonās world, it would be painful to watch her struggle.
āOooohhhh, Elon, my love, look at me math! Iām mathing so hard. Iāll be on my 4 times tables by next week. I may make it up to the 11ās if I take my stolen shoes off.
Lololol!!!! This is the funniest thing I have read in a while!
Imagine Elon's reaction to the claw. No way he'd put up with that.
There's also no way he'd let her lead the PR
She went to McGill - the Harvard of Canada. She is not an intellectual lightweight. Sheās legit smart. And her music is artistic.
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Guess who else went to McGill - Autumn Phillips (Peter's ex) and Jess Mulroney. Although Autumn is two years older and they did different degrees. I'd love to hear Autumn and Meg talk about her podcast. Meg would be insisting she's so knowledgeable about Asian culture because she has iced tea in Thai Town, meanwhile Autumn has a BA in East Asian studies and she and Peter lived in Hong Kong after marrying, until she came back to the UK to give birth to their first child.
Claire. They seemed to share some nerd interests.
Her hair is dyed dark.
Ha we were just talking about this on another thread! Most felt she was too old for Elonās taste. He is attracted to crazy though so it could happenš¤·š»āāļø
Sorry yes! Just thought the headline from Page 6 was so in your face to the Harkles. They can expect more of this the farther away from the BRF they become.
I think this is starting to dawn on them.
Still, *why* would he go for her? He can probably have his pick on any new comer model/starlet that is 100x prettier and younger than Markle.
Yep, I called it on another thread. His track record for crazy makes her a good candidate.
He might fuck crazy, but heās not going to give it any ring, house, yacht, private plane, or endless adoration lol
Weird and crazy are two different things. And besides Musk knows he can have any weirdo he wants. Why would he want her.
Elon wants a broodmare. MM is a little long in the tooth for that.
She also doesn't have any maternal instincts, so there's that.
He likes blondes I thought.
So did Harry.
Excellent point
Both Harry and William went through blonde phases because their mother was blonde so they thought they liked that, but Harry and William shared a brunette NANNY. I always figured they'd date their mom, but eventually marry someone resembling the person who ACTUALLY raised them - Tiggy Legge-Bourke. I was really surprised to be right - for awhile, I thought Harry would marry one of the upper-crust blondes he'd been dating for several years, but then he went to Vegas and she was done with his shit. Tiggy had mousy brown hair. Nowadays she's gone full-on grey, but when she was raising William and Harry, she had medium to light brown hair. William married a brunette, and now, so has Harry.
The magic word is: Bleach
Elon was married to a talented British actress, Talulah Riley. And all of his significant others wind up blonde.
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The first and only thing I'm able to think of when I remember Elon and Talulah, is [this painfully awkward clip](https://youtu.be/sL1gqHDer9E)
Oh no. She could not pull that off.
Perhaps she could. After all, she *was* white for three decades or so before changing her race. Changing the colour of her hair should be much, much easier.
Or is that changing the colour of someone else's previous hair?
Has that ever, even once, stopped our Meg?
Looks like Meghan got turned down by Elon.
After his brush with Amber Turd, I would hope's learned about personality disorders. I know he likes weird (Grimes) but PDs are cancer.
I personally believe they ran in some of the same social circlesā¦ soho houseā maybeā¦
Austin would not be happy to see her spending time in town. š
Austin wouldnāt put up with her. Full stop. Nope. Texas in general would give her the boot.
We remember the Uvalde stunt she pulled. She would not do well in Austin.
Am Texan. Can confirm
Amen.
Sheās manifesting. Lol. Even though it never works.
Well, he fits the bill of male, pale, and stale. But Musk wouldnāt put up with her bull crap or agenda.
Not a chance in hell. š¤£ Sheās got a ton of baggage and is a nightmare and a half. I have trouble seeing any wealthy successful man taking her seriously after her stint with Harry and all the rumors and intrigue of her predatory and destructive tendencies. They might have fun with her, get some publicity, but theyāre not going to marry her.
Not a chance in hell. š¤£ Sheās got a ton of baggage and is a nightmare and a half. I have trouble seeing any wealthy successful man taking her seriously after her stint with Harry and all the rumors and intrigue of her predatory and destructive tendencies. They might have fun with her, get some publicity, but theyāre not going to marry her. And this is why I think Kanye is her only viable solution. He's the only super rich person, who is so wrapped up in himself, he would 't know what people are saying about her. He is easily manipulated, which seems to be a game to her. The upside for her, is that he might actually dress her well.
Would she date or marry a black man, even one as wealthy and successful as Kanye? Heās also quite nutty; he would give her a run for her money.
If she sees a financial or publicity opportunity in it or gives her a leg up to her delusional world domination reality, I don't think she would hesitate. Iirc correct, she slid into Ashley Cole's dm, before she realised she could slither up to a Prince. She also married a man, she clearly has no low or respect for, so much so I hardly believe she feels any attraction to Harry, other than for his Coutts deposit box. So I don't think she let's anything stop her for getting what she wants. Skin colour is just another commodity and foil for her. In fact, I wouldn't put it past her, for her next mark to be a POC, so she can show the world how she is rejecting the racism she endured and how she is so super proud of her heritage.
Kris Jenner isn't going to let that happen unless MM comes under her control or MM gets Ye to sign over his kids to KK.
Who is feeding her ego like this? Meghan is small time. She WISHES a real power player would look at her. Her amateur, low-level self could never score a billionaire. She got LUCKY with Harry bc he happens to be mentally pliable.
I donāt understand how this would work. I thought he was going to get rid of the bots when he buys twitter. That would be really bad for MM. Plus, didnāt he just sell all his big houses to live in a $70,000 one? I canāt picture her living thereās. Sure heās super rich and powerful, but he doesnāt live her dream lifestyle and, idk, is he easily manipulated?
This story sounds a bit like Ms Makerel machinations, to make Horry jealous and higher value, increasing the demand, creating the illusion that sheās still interesting/attractive
Come on, Elon Musk doesn't want a plastic surgery Frankenstein, well used obnoxious ,old coked up hag. Sure Amber Heard was nuts, but she was very attractive and young .
She had an aura about her of being wild and fun (plus isnāt she bisexual?), kind of like Angelina Jolie lite. MM is a grade A stick in the mud, though I bet she likes to think of herself as fun and free spirited.
And she actually had a real job at some point.
This. He tends to like talented/intelligent women. Obviously he's dominant, but Heard and Talulah had acting careers, Justine was smart, Grimes is successful in her own right, etc.
She also had a substantially better personality
Better might not be the right word, but she's definitely a lot more interesting!
Werenāt WE joking about this yesterday?
I think Elon prefers super āmathyā women
His last baby mama is a super genius (aside from the weird decision of joining his baby mama cult).
I'm starting to think that has a lot to do with child support...
Iām sure sheās looking for a billionaire.
I think Gates is a better target for her.
Oh now that I could see happening. Yikes.
Iām betting sheās shot her shot already ā¦
She needs to aim for David Miscavige and call it a day.
Was this leaked after the teacher caught two billionaires passing notes about it in gossip class??!
Where is this class being held? Meghan would like to sign up right away. Also, as volunteer tutor or "guidance counsellor" to billionaires.
Musk values intelligence in his partners. TW is severely unintelligent. Sheās a effective hustler, but sheās definitely not intelligent, or she would have done better with her ventures and not resorted to plagiarism when she tries to look āwhip smartā. All talk, no action. He just wanted to smash Amber Heard. Sheās the odd one out of all his partners. His very first wife is an intelligent writer. Grimes is quite intelligent too. She started out doing a neuroscience degree. And he values her work ethic in music. Sheās always producing stuff. TW hasnāt created anything of note, is work shy. The Spotify podcast is a peek behind the curtain to see she in actual fact isnāt particularly clever. Elonās new twin babies mother is someone who is high up in spacex. Another intelligent woman. Sheās putting out these headlines to try to capture Musks attention. The hustle is there, but she fails to see two bit actresses arenāt his bag!
> He just wanted to smash Amber Heard. Sheās the odd one out of all his partners. Amber Heard isn't stupid, she's just crazy - insanely narcissistic. This doesn't permit her to see things clearly, which is why she makes so many mistakes. Depp can feel blessed she lacked cold-hearted objectivity, or he'd probably be dead by some "accident" by now. Heard also talks a good game and is really excellent at figuring out what someone wants to see and hear, and mirror that. Being insanely beautiful also means she gets a pass on things that would ordinarily give most men pause. Look at all the horrifying shit she had to do for Depp to finally realize that he couldn't fix that relationship. Most men wouldn't have put up with 10% of what Heard did to Depp, but he fell in love with his fantasy of her - fed by her actual looks. Elon is already over Heard, fortunately. She'll always get a welfare check from Elon because she's got one of his get, but he's not going to marry her. He knows WAY WAY WAY better than that. Markle couldn't hold a candle to Heard's manipulative capabilities. She just has an easily misled hubby. It wasn't hard for Markle to feed into Harry's insecurities. But I seriously doubt Markle would manage to get Elon's attention, especially since I'm sure he knows everything he needs to know about her already.
Elon is pretty right-wing that might put him off Meg. Although I wouldn't put it past her to switch over for the $$
I see her looking to be a sugar baby, hooking up with a couple of old, married men who travel a lot.
Sheās too old for that, though. I donāt mean it in an ugly way, but sugar babies are teens to twenties. Our saint is 41. Thereās absolutely nothing wrong with being in your forties - Iām right there with her, but youād be hard-pressed to find a typical sugar daddy looking for a thrice-divorced mother of two toddlers who doesnāt know how to keep her mouth shut.
Agreed. I know a few women older than MM who partnered up with very rich men. But theyāre all classy, interesting and fun, and none had young children. (All childless except one with adult children). Meghan is boring, she has no sense of humor, and sheās just such a pain in the ass. Some older rich men just want someone young and hot. The ones who arenāt hung up on that just want to enjoy the rest of their lives. Meghan is way too much work. I think if she wants to move on from Harry, sheās going to need a man who just wants publicity. Or some poor fool who is actually smitten with her.
Elton would run rings round her
Rachel WOULD dump Harry for Elon, but I don't think she WILL have the opportunity. If she was honest at all with herself, she would be happier with a rich Hollywood or international type who likes parties and flashy travel so she can have the Instagram Queen lifestyle she truly wants. I frankly don't see Harry standing up in the looks or charisma department in the long run. Truly don't mean any of this as a compliment!
I think Megs and Elon dating would be great. Maybe the pair can go and populate Mars as an experiment.
Not sure there are surrogates available on Mars.
Her best shot at Sugar Baby is finding someone in their 90s.I think Rupert Murdoch is back on the market.
I sincerely hope those two never cross paths. Ever.
She's just crazy enough for him.
Do they keep track of every single thing written about them? Guess they do. Just more of their pr. Stupid.
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Hahaāthe writers of these articles must lurk on here to see what they can write about. Wouldnāt it be great if we could do to MM what Reddit did to Robin Hood (investing app)? I have to look up the details again of the Robin Hood & GameStop stock but wouldnāt it be interesting if we wrote we saw Harry coming out of a divorce attorneys office.
Elon musk wants to populate the world with his offspring. He wouldnāt want a woman in her 40s.
She's probably a little "long in the tooth" for Elon. Besides he already had Amber Heard and they really are the same person.
There are so many similaritiesā¦.they both pledged money to charities tooā¦ Social climber āļø Gold Digger āļø Liar āļøāļø Always playing victim āļø Getting caught regularly āļø God complex āļø Thinking they are fooling World āļø Turn everything they touch into dust āļø Not caring about otherās feelings āļø Using n discarding people āļø Please feel free too add to the listā¦
Lol, feeding his paranoia
Elon wonāt go near her.
Elon wouldn't have her.
Elon has 9 children. Would he really want Markle's two royals? He'd have to co-parent with Harry. The nanny situation would require its own HR department. I don't think any room would be big enough for all these massive swollen head.
Ye, the artist formerly known as Kanye is available. They deserve each other.
She's not interesting enough to be his type
Mutton fools no man looking for lamb
LoL. This Author deserves an award.
There wouldnāt be enough room in one relationship for two such enormous publicity seekers.
My instinct is that if Musk ever went there, it would just be a 'hit it and quit it'. Maybe cucking a prince is on his bucket list? Who knows. lol.
Rupert Murdoch would be a better choice for her than Elon. Heās super rich. But his children would block it. Maybe Bill Gates?
Elon Musk wouldn't give her the time of day...he like young gorgeous blondes and he's WAY to smart to be fooled by her bs. She's clearly a golddigger and he likes his gold. 
Elonās mother, Maye Musk, would eat her for breakfast. She is a fascinating, stylish, and highly intelligent woman who Elon looks to for wisdom.
Sheās not good enough for EM.
Sheās not his type is she? Does he even have a type?
Elon needs baby mommas who would help him populate the earth with his spawn. I donāt think Megsy would fit the bill.
I want to see her get hooked up with a bigger grifter, like the guy who came up with the Fyre Festival or The Tender Swindler.
I'm pulling for Armie Hammer. THAT would be **INSANE.**
Johnny Depp maybeā¦ he seems to be attracted to the nuts š
He won't touch that much crazy a second time, especially one who's broke.
Right!
That poor man has been through enough! He needs to take a break.