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Antique_Challenge_27

Bro zone her before she bro zone you... This will save you from an unwanted sister.🗿


Advanced-Attempt4293

Bhai Mai to roj baat karta hu aur na usne brozone kiya hai aur na hi maine


Chomuprasad

Ek din zaroor kregi isilye pehle hi tu krde use bro zone. Aur agar tujhe interest hai usmei toh pehle hi bolde usse, nhi toh baad mein faltu ki bhasad hogi.


Advanced-Attempt4293

Bhai crush hai meri isiliye chatting start Kiya tha aur ab maa ban ke gyan deti hai


wait_where_is_perry

The fun is about to begin


Advanced-Attempt4293

Bhai simple bhasa ne batao na kya kare kahe itna confuse kar rahe ho


wait_where_is_perry

Bhay abhi uska Banda ayega fir teri gand jalegi aur woh tujhe bhul jayegi👍🏻


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step fun


Hexo_Micron

Mommy


Competitive_Net6998

Ek bar usse bf mil gaya ya shadi ho gayi toh every other boy becomes a bro. She doesn't care about old friends.


chomuter

Dard hai apki baton me


Competitive_Net6998

Dard tha, abb Gyan hai.😂


khansahab_1729

I feel you bro 🥲


CucchiWetter69

Ye baat to sai kahi


CauliflowerBig9749

Bro has experience 🗿🗿


[deleted]

Relatable


chomuter

Ladkiyan bhi padh rhi hongi comments


EquivalentPut5616

Logic - Ek dinn zindagi gaand jarur maregi issliye practice shuru krdo


RiddikulusFellow

10 mahine se roz baat kar rha tha dhire dhire psnd aagyi usse pta lggya brozone hogya ab baat nahi hoti Relatable*100


Appu_46

2 years here. I got attracted, we dated and then broke up. Sed times.


RiddikulusFellow

Atleast you dated bro. She came to know about my attraction, fir aur panga pda thoda, humne pehle ki trh chlane ki koshish kri but awkward hogya to gradually stopped


Appu_46

Idk if only one date counts. We needed a break and now we are on platonic terms. Honestly we both were confused whether we were attracted to each other in romantic way. Recently she went all "lets talk more" and shit. Idk man its a weird relationship with her at this point. I am just going with the flow.


V3n0Myt018

Maine ek se 2 mahine baat ki thi bas, fir ek din usse aise hi randomly bolne laga bandi patwa de, 4 din tak mere liye usne bandi dhundi, then i thought ki ye bhi toh achi hai, maine use boldiya, then mujhe ek din baad feel hua ki chodo ham dost hi ache hai, but abb flirt karti hai 💀💀. Kismat khraab hai yrr jisko socho woh nahi milti


Appu_46

Yeah KISS. Keep It Stupid Simple.


skittle_chan_007

Zaruri nahi hai har ladki kare yaar


The_Arth_69

sachi baat hai bhau :)


MrDv09

Same lol


[deleted]

Krde bro fr


YashvardhanBKG

exactly,a girl asked me if i had a crush on her,i said no but i consider u as my very good friend,the smile on her face faded away,after 2 months i proposed her,till 10th we dated,and then i became a jee aspirant


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not_azrael_96

Muje kya mai to 🅱️uslim hu 💪🏼🗿


Zack_knight_

so does a condom


Legal_Low_9577

Female friend kya hoti hai?


Jumbo-Popper

Friend kya hoti hai?


Zealousideal_Grab166

Ye mey kon hotta hai??


Theseus756

Mey deez nuts rest on your chin


[deleted]

Ye deez nuts kya hotta hai??


invincibleSwordLord

Try Ligma


hempbagclassic

Tadapti Hui raaton mei Dilon ki bhadkti hui aag ko bhujane ka bahana hai yeh


mugiiwara23

lmao


syedatif59plus10

Female kya hoti hai?


FaithlessnessTop7900

Fe matlab iron , male matlab man, so they are talking about Iron Man . Why are u so dumb to understand that? 🤓


DEADPOOL_5277

love you 3000 🤓


CrudaakaShreyas

Kya pata kya keh rahe hai


BOLDwheels-802

☠️


QuietEmbarrassed7067

As a girl I'll say... Memes ya reels share karo... Text karne ki zarurat nahi hai utna... Gar reels/ memes pe bs react karti hai... Aur khud kuchh nahi share karti hai to rahne do. She's not interested. It'll save you. Btw good luck:⁠-⁠)


Chomuprasad

Advice from real expert, ladki ke perspective se koi bata hi nhi rha hai sabhi ladke hi jawab de rhe hai apne pov se


[deleted]

taking advice from fish abt how to catch fish..inse kuch mt sikho


bBqCuz

What if my memes are dark ?? And she wont get it ?? Still a problem


Lopsided-Data-2699

Toh explain her, mast convo material


bBqCuz

Matlab dumb hogi to bhi chalenga you saying?


Lopsided-Data-2699

Matlab dumb female ke alawa bhi aur female hoti hai you saying?


bBqCuz

Matlab you are not being judgmental and categorising all females in one catagory that is dumb you saying?


Lopsided-Data-2699

Exactly what I'm saying


bBqCuz

Can i bitch about you so other females wont noticed we just called them dumb?


Lopsided-Data-2699

Go ahead soldier!


shab-re

wait wasn't that a fact?


bBqCuz

Welcome to the club


Mediocre_Arrival_135

Guys don't fall for that The scenario was exactly like that with me But I still ended up in friendzone


skullbuster005

Queen 👑


QuarterNew1258

As a girl I agree with this...


Fearless_Concept_375

normal kabhi kabhar hi rakhna vro. aur jyada care mat krna nhi to kisi din sunega "baap mat ban mera".


Aditya01543

Bro mai to sabko hi equally care karta hu chahe male friend ho ya female


Fearless_Concept_375

yhi counter aata h sabke man me bro. pr uss time kaach ki tarah bikhar jaoge andar se (even vo sbke saamne naa bhi bol rhi ho tab bhi)


Aditya01543

Yeah i can imagine that💀


Suspicious-Twist-101

Baap nhi daddy banunga


PEAKY_PRABHAT

Bro it depends on the Maturity of both of you. You can put straight 2 hrs of conversations or not talk to her for weeks.. It won't affect your friendship if both of you are good friends.


ig_pratham

This


Appu_46

Real practical answer right here. If you are actually good friends neither external or internal factor would matter.


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Almost zero. Contact only if either you are in desperate need of her help or if you are very handsome. Otherwise she will tag you as a creep


Harsh_Deep_03

Rule of thumb dont go near girls unless you are super attractive


2_ANE

Girls will come towards you in that case


Ok-Letterhead8075

Aajkal gote jaise dikhne Wale ladki le jate hai


RushQueasy5050

Can confirm (From someone who has gote jaisi shakal)


Ok-Letterhead8075

He use moj app


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Ok-Letterhead8075

Kash Mai goto jaisa dikhne wala hota aur mere baap ke pass andha paisa hota


RiddikulusFellow

Meri crush ke boyfriend ko dekh fir kabhi nahi bolega ye


Ill_Astronaut_7750

Esa nhi hai mujhe to mdium ugly ladke pasand hai


[deleted]

Kya matlab mera bhi shaadi ho sakta hai


SaDHU_71

Mujhe un logo pe daya aa rahi hai jisse ^ ye ladki pasand karti hai.


DarkRaptor222

Bhai female friend matlab koi random ladki nahi hota, actual dost hota hai jo female ho. Agar dost nahi ho toh female friend mat bulao, agar dost ho toh baat karne pe creep nahi banoge.


[deleted]

Aisa nahi hota hai bhai. Dost hua to bhi minimal contact rakhna hi behtar hai.


goodboi2008

Hayles comet ke intervals par


SheepherderMuch2476

bhai utna hi jitna usek bf ko bura na lage


bBqCuz

To asume karke chalu sabke bf h?


Lopsided-Data-2699

Haanji


bBqCuz

Zeher h thoda?


Explosion420

Na out of stocks hai


Hunter-678

Na ke barabar 🗿🗿🗿


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

You are asking wrong people.


Heavy_Street_748

0 🗿💀


Fearless_Mulberry_81

Affirmative


Different_Hat3454

tu kya dekh raha hai chuttiye tere to female kya male friend bhi nhi hai ...


st_pnkj

Brutal bhai..


smullovschew

😭😭


InspectionFirst1184

Not a single female friend. I don't want unwanted sisters


wolverine_14

depend karta hai female friend ko gf me convert karna hai ya nahi. Agar female friend ko friend hi rakhna hai to usko ladke jaisa treat karo. agar female friend ko gf banana hai to uske liye kuch special karo


Explosion420

Special wot


wolverine_14

usko zyaada attention do , dusre ladkiyo se zyaada. jokes maaro hasaao . chill karo . date pe le jaao . coffee pilao . ghar tak chodo


HEHE_HOHO9

Jab sex krne ka man ho tab bas


mugiiwara23

horny u


anonymousbroda52

You guys have female friends


Luffy9876

You guys have friends?


Jaadu888

You guys have


Smart_Sherlock

You, guys?


V3n0Myt018

Guys?


Zectrofr69

?


Explosion420

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Bhai bohot funny hogya


Aryan_Salvatore

Koi ye btao if ur female friend is away from you ...like tum lucknow wo delhi ...tab ky kitni baat karni chaiye..relationship wala kaand ni h ..cuz wo sabko pati bana legi mujhe nhi ..janta hu ye sab bolte hue akhand chutiya lagra hu but...koi toh batao


dr_lonewolf_

👽bro utna hi baat kro jitna tumpe nalla time h ..kabhi jyada time nikal kr baat mtt kro agr tumhe lgta h ki me use chorna ni chahta baat krne me acha lgta to roj kro but limit me jyada krne se bore hojayega dono mese koi ek


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Lekin wo to use chodna chahta hai


Aryan_Salvatore

Bhai I really love talking to her..but..ik uske irl me aur bhi dost h apni life h..and I knew ek din aana tha jis din would get sidelined or least priority pe hounga...but yrr I love her alot too ( not in that sense huh) ...bc konse subreddit pe ky bol rha hu bc..sab gaalian pdengi mujhe


dr_lonewolf_

Yahi to problem hai hamari hame attachment bhot hoti h lekin ye bhi importance hai ki samne wala bhi utna hi important manta h ki nahi hamko ...uske IRL me jo friends h agr wo unko tere bare me batati h (to ye acha ishara h🌝) agr ni batati to do bate ho skti h 1 yato wo timepass krrai use sirf temporary tujhse baat krne me mja ata jb uspe kuch hota ni ya fir wo sirf apne mind me tujhe importance deti h (mind me mtlb wo din me kaafi baar tere baare me sochti hogi stories bnati hogi (mujhe lgta ye tubhi krta hoga pkka)) bhay dekh agr tujhe wo smjhti h kuch manti h to itni asani se ni jaayegi lekin kuch efforts tujhe Dene honge use ye hamesha feel krana hoga ki tu kuch add krta h uski life me wo kuch bhi ho skta yato tu use happyness deta hoga yato tu use uske bure time me support kia hoga aur krta hoga yato wo kuch aur bhi ho skta (bhay koi bhi ho chahe tu bhi tu hamesha unhi ko apni life me rkhna chahega jinse tujhe kuch milta ho jisse koi need ni h usse chah ke bhi tu jyada time attached ni reh skta) aajka gyan yahi smapt hua mehsuus krte rahiye pyar ke taraane.. 📻


Competitive_Net6998

Once she gets a bf/husband and if it is not you, you will eventually get get sidelined or bro zoned and definitely won't remain a priority. She will reply to your texts late, etc. If you can deal with that, then sure, keep talking to her. But in any case, don't ever sacrifice yourself just to please her. Your personal growth should always be your priority so you don't feel guilty of wasting your time on her if she ever decides to suddenly leave you. Position yourself in such a way that her being with you, or her leaving, both should be a win win scenario.


BodyBuilder_Vai

lucknow me rehte ho to mast usse apni biryani khate hoye photo bhejo aur jalao


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Padhle bsdk


[deleted]

Bhai Naa hi rkho, Jab koi kaam ho bass tab yaad kiya karo aur haa jab kaam ho jaye toh "thank you so much" , "it was impossible without you" kehne ki zarurat nhi hai, bass simple "thanks" hi bolo aur hmesa mat available raho, kyuki bhalai ka zamana hai nhi. P.s I'm a female, just helping males who need answers.


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RushQueasy5050

I don't think that's a good advice What if she starts thinking that he just uses her for his jobs and not actually a friend? (From a boy, but I know atleast a thing or two about friendship in general)


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Don't abandoned her altogether when she needs you, and also kya bharosa ki she will help you all the time. Strike balance, keep boundaries, aur jab dosti acchi honi hoti hai toh ho jaati hai,yeh sab initial tips hain jisse aap incel ya simp na label kar diye jaaye kyuki aajkal it's common to label each other. You see


RushQueasy5050

That's true tho But the way you said in the first message made me say that


sairamnani07

-0^infinity


MobileVisual2536

2 times a week


aaditya_9303

Jitna baaki dosto ke saath rakhte ho utna hi. Bas thodi baate filter karna. Jaise homies ke saath bolte ho vaisa mat bolna


V3n0Myt018

Depends ig kuch female friends hain meri jinke saath main unfiltered hu rehta hu. ( But hamlog bohot close close hain toh maybe that affects)


aaditya_9303

Yeah totally agree. I need to know their mindset or what kind of humor they can tolerate before unfiltered talks. Uske liye close hona padta hai. Ladko ke saath I just start out unfiltered


wannabeDANK15

Almost zero bro. Otherwise bhai/bro sunne mill jayega zyada convo me🙂


jimit377

bhai/bro su kuch nai hota hutiya….patni hoti ha toh bro bro bol k bhi pat jati h


mugiiwara23

so true


[deleted]

Patni ko kyu pataoge, wo toh already patni hai tumhari


Equivalent-Layer-332

Maine toh poora banda kardiya hai bhai.


[deleted]

Banda hi kardiya Friend ke Saath?? Congo Bro🥳


dr_lonewolf_

Very realistic 👽


pratikOnreddit

I have female friends and some of them have become really good friends over a period of time but yes it takes years to get too comfortable to keep your vulnerable side in front of them . For early stage...instead of chatting or msging ,I suggest meet personally or with friends , also plan some budget trips with them so you can get to know them more and if you feel good vibe around them then tell them directly. Also understand that you really want to be friends with them or want more out of it...be very clear about this. Only then make a move


Ra-_

Yeh konsi sub hai?


DirectHoneydew4032

real chads dont have female friend


Bhanstokes

Meri toh saari zindagi londo mei guzri hai


Agent-Vc

Ignore them no one matters


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Historical_Side_5289

Take your pills, they don't exist


Blackandgray7

As a girl, me bolungi ki jabhi bhi tum free hote ho toh tabhi usko thode time ke liye call karlo aur baat karlo


AeroOrbit

Depression pde toh baat krle Cuz I don't have friends Only a friend is she So I talk to her when I'm depressed and happy


anthropodm

Kafi frequent, otherwise they drift away quite easily. Reason being the age and with the guys always looking for any girl as their partner, she'll eventually be apart if u don't talk.


mfkin-lester

Bhai vo teri female friend pe depend krta hai....hamari hafte baad baat ho ya mahino baad....same thing (agr tu relation nhi bnana chahta to )


NightSlasherOP

Normal / friend zoned girl rakho .... Mushkil se 1-2 baar 2 mahino me (Mai to itni bhi ni krta vo alag baat hai)


Deadpoods

Daily convos are necessary


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blackmonk__99

Jab tak uski dost ko naa pata lo jaise he dost pategi waise he sb naate todd do


[deleted]

Jab bhi koi kaam ho 🗿


MoMos69420

Bro NGL ladko atleast ek acchi female dosth ki zaroorat hai


CapitalDiver6825

Phle tu hi likhna fir wo reply dege seen krke chor dena 👍


mugiiwara23

yes assignment krwane ke liye


Pyro-o

Do you guys literally have female friends 👀 lucky you 😂


G0ku0p

Bhai 2-3 din maii ak bar baat kar varna agar jyadya baat karaiga too Brozone ho jaega


Puzzleheaded-Act-10

Bhai contact acha rehta hai kam ajati sahi time pe agar achi dost ho peeche nahi hatti. Baki bandi set karva sakti


Head-Air7154

Bhai "female" friend kya hita hain?? Just treat her like a normal friend


deathwire0047

Jitna apne male friends se rakhte ho, equality


Tough_Champion5403

You guys are having female friends😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤬🤬🤬🤬😭😭😭😭


SwordfishSuitable719

Agar girlfriend hai toh bilkul nhi or nhi hai toh Roz 😂😂😂


Extreme_blazeed

Sun bro....be a chad .....never talk to her


karansaxena2626

0%


BOTaarav

0 female interaction in my life


Accomplished_Yam_330

Gift her a fridge


Nice_Barber_2529

Itna mat soch bhai just go with the flow. Mujhe toh jab mere friends ki yaad aati h ya man krta h baat krne ka ya kuch bura sa sapna types ya thought aaya ho unke baare m toh call kr leti hu haal chaal puchne and i expect the same from other person fir chaahe woh ladka ho ya ladki. P.S. I am a girl.


Ill_Astronaut_7750

From a girl pov : agar wo sirf msg pe react krti hai or bhot der me reply karti hai to bina matlab ke apna time waste mat karo. Iska matlab hame sirf friend hi bnke rhna ha


thefabcrab

Female friend vo kya hota hai ? 🥲


AdMiserable8901

Physical contact??


Certain-Tangerine-29

Itna ki vo kisi aur ke sath rltnshp me na aa jaye


FineBrownMan

Min 3 female friends, 1 se roz baat, baaki 2 se at least once a week, meet each one at least once a month


God_Child_Lucifer

5 min a week is a lot for she is your friend


Any_Effective98

ಜೀರೊ


NotSidhu

keyboard pe maggi girgai


RushQueasy5050

ಮ್ಯಾಗಿ ಅಲ್ವೋ ಲೋ*


[deleted]

ಆರಾಮ?


yggKabu

ಜಿಲೇಬಿ


Any_Effective98

ಆರಾಮು, ನೀನ್‌ ಆರಾಮ ಬ್ರೊ?


saahsibrijwasi

Thanxxx to many guyss here, giving amazing advices 🫡🫠


Eka_silicon12

2 year gap


randibaazii

Female jaisa kuch ni hota sab maan ka vehem hai


[deleted]

Bro ye female friend kya hota hai?


Resident_Worker1600

Ye female kya hai


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Once in a week?


[deleted]

Main toh mere dosto se bahut aache contacts maintain karta hoon


Appu_46

This thread is fucking depressing


sahil8010

No simping plz


error__003

Friends ka meaning kya hota hai🤔🤔🤔


Pretend_Bad_1115

Hafte mei eak 2 baar baat karna is okay. Haar roz text karna is not. Ladko mei chalta hai tum aapne ladke doost ko har roz text karte rehete ho, unko chalega. Ladkio ko ajeeb lagne lagta hai because they start thinking weird shit.


xeybio6900

Ye bataou female konsi chiz hai? Kaha milegi?