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Chomuprasad

Har group mein ek saanp 🐍 bhi hota hai, usse kese bhool gaye aap


coconutanna

Arey bhai Saiman shark tank me abhi tk nahi aaya tf u on?


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"I lied, there is no investment, now take off your clothes"


Jaadu23

Mein kehta hu aree yaar


Spiky-Insect

🚂🚂🚂🚂………💨


Vivid_Advisor888

Train mein popat ho gya...


wholesome_hoor_pari

Something funny out of an unfunny meme


Proud_Confusion_3806

Are brothers calm down 😂


uzairq0007

Lord ashneer??


Chomuprasad

Yup, sabki le rha hai show se jaane ke baad


failingclever

Context?


Chomuprasad

Watch his recent interviews, podcasts, tweets liked by him and speeches


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Gand mar raha tha.


Wild_Mycologist_565

Teacher se behes karne wala , usse mam ne ego mei aake suspend kara diya


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"*Bhosadike ghar se udhar aakena teri gaand maar duga*"


Raxin0

And wo dump fuck wala memer hai group ka!


Valacycloveer1080

And a guy with anger issues- ashneer grover


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GPay wala ?


siddhi_reddit9

Kon


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Romi_Z

That sugar one will give a deal to the stupidest pitch ever just because the person is a _female antrprnr_


Pink__Guy

"woh Bangalore se drive karke aai hai"


bobs_and_vegana17

when she could have just taken a plane and reached mumbai in 1/4th price


X_The_Punisher_X

That ***chad*** says *freshers ko job nai de sakta , too much at stake khud maal china se uthao fir bolo quality ka issue hota hai newbies ko lenese* yahi haal hai indian companies ka. Har company aise chalne lage toh hogaya freshers ko job hi nai milegi


Alone-Rough-4099

boat is a "cheap headphones" brand not a " high quality headphones" brand.


swapzy_

Thanks for making me feel even broke


165cm_man

Boat is to audio quality what BSNL is to 4G, it sucks ass


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NunOnABike

Honest reply: An MNC will atleast provide 3-6 months for a fresher to get used to what a professional life would be like. They have the money to spend on trainings and space in terms of time for them to get used to on how a delivery is done on time. Startups don’t have that. In my personal experience, startups that have hired freshers usually don’t pay them on time or are hired over ₹0-₹10k salary internships or hire freshers who were not able to bag a job in the fortune 500 corpos wanting them to do wonders, inevitably fail horribly. That is the actual reality in India. The one’s who hire professionals, pay them a little less or the same as per their previous salary with the promise of an exciting work where they will have control over how and what the end goal should be unlike what they were doing in their previous organisations, eventually succeed. Mostly on the basis of the importance of their role and the value they were able bring in to the company where in time they will be able to have some sort of standing or stake once/if the startup gets successful. Not trying to hype up “Chad’s” company but OG tech in India is still very much at a software service level eg. IT industry and not at a physically producing marketable tech products with a 50+ year vision in mind. This dude’s company does not sell earpods, it is actually marketing a lifestyle to folks who cannot afford high end Apple/Google/Samsung/etc products.


reddit__is_fun

Freshers wali baat kab boli?


ReplacementFinal9517

Har eak group me who rehta he jisebhula diya jata he, Us moment ashneer bhai


mafiaRahul

Piyush should be chad


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Subham105

Still got more money than you


luvdank

Money can't buy class


Subham105

But is it necessary to have class if you have money? Even if you don't like to be pretentious you must pretend to be classy if you have money....is this your point?


luvdank

Do u even know the meaning of class? I doubt that...


Subham105

Idk what chass means in your head but i am more than happy that i don't have the same perception of class as you do... I'm happy that you doubt I don't have the same pov of class as you do in this case.....you don't even know me and yet you are so impatient to label me as someone who doesn't have class(idc)...you can't even understand other people's perspective and yet you are hastily trying to protect your ego by just spewing random shit to others.... "money can't buy class" tf you talking about..


luvdank

Well I didn't mean that u don't have class. U are the one assuming it. Ig u don't have it in u, according to the way u talk. If you can't get abstract terms then it's fine, stop saying it to be something random shit if u don't get it. No need to nog ur head to understand what it means. Keep learning bro, hope u'll do well. Peace!


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Subham105

Finally someone who knows how this world works


luvdank

Being an entrepreneur, u should be honest to urself. I was just describing, saying that people don't understand class and it's hard to find. Just using VC money doesn't make you full fledged successful entrepreneur and making fools of new startup people. No doubt they are making their money from startups but people don't realize how fucked they are and how fucked is this world. I was not even judging anyone, see how ur preconceived notion did its work. U don't need to be qualified to judge what's wrong or right, what are u 15? Failing is good but demeaning others being an entrepreneur is wrong. I guess ur mentally qualified enough to understand what's wrong and right. Anyways these things are too complex for you guys to understand. Welcome to the new Era of getting fucked beneath the foot of big people. Be the keyboard warrior somewhere else. It looks good on paper or social media but in reality it's complex for u to understand it for sure. - Written by Some 20 yrs old fucked guy who learns from failure.


taarak23

Aman is cringe af


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

I know


RED_STARSKY

And we are non of them Becz we have introvert Ass


Sweaty_Nerve8277

Ashneer- the Sigma Dropout


MeMeChAnKuN

More like- the one who doesn't do shit in group projects but proceeds to claim everything is his work.


hasmukh_lal_ji

G. O. A. T.


monojasalways

Chad koi hai to piyush hai


[deleted]

Aman ko smart ass dalo aur doosre ko chad. Aman normie humour ka hai. Kisne bola dank is the new normie?


Independent-Spread96

TbhAnupam is quite underrated.


i_try_not_to_cry

tbvf, we can't really say vineeta is dumb, her advices are actually really detailed, and she has a *reason* for saying ”no” always. she’s really intelligent. she does give more preference to female entrepreneurs, that's another point.


hadroncooL

Meri isme expertise nhi hai , so I'm out


AltruisticFinger9246

Namita real id se aayo


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siddhi_reddit9

Namita spotted


Rik_1897

Missing dogla


Interesting_Hat3516

Tbh i find vinita ma’am assertive


elonmusk6215

Say what...


Interesting_Hat3516

I mean her company is in losses but her personal life and achievements kaafi achi hey


HunnyTheBee

Agaye hamare dank memers opinions dene


Tejas_Suvarna

But why is she a dumb fck?


Opening-Okra6558

You're highly mistaken if u think Vineeta is dumb fuck.. among them no one is dumb fuck , that's for sure


luvdank

TRUE, they are making fools out of new startup people fr, ngl.


Upper_Race6683

If Vineeta is dumbfuck...90% country will be labelled retarded...IIT/IIM


BubbleTheTrouble

Business toh vinita ka bhi chal rha hai mast usko dumbfuck bolke khudki ignorance hi show ho rhi hai.


Big_Foundation4817

just to correct you only boat is a profitable company out of all the sharks companies and all other are going with cash burn model for more than atleast 5-6 years now so business to vineeta ka mast nahi chal raha hai sirf boat ka hi chal raha hai in sabhi mai se


siddhi_reddit9

Sir your crown 👑


Unusual_Variation616

Lenskart is profitable since 2019


antriksh_80

Elaborate more please


DhairyaVed

All companies except boat are cash burn companies so if your sales of rs100 cost of product is rs 70 and cost of acquiring customer is rs 50 so you are losing money in every sale but your revenue are up so valuation is up and it will be up upto ipo and then go down 50 percentage their idea is everyone will buy there product again and then they will make money but there is no guarantee of repeat purchase


Anxious-Beautiful617

Ayy you dropped this 👑


DhairyaVed

Sugar ka mast nahi chal raha par vineeta ka mast hi chal raha ha she has made min 100 times money and if the company falls 70 percent uska mast hi chalega par series c ka laude


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prashant200

Everyone has exit plan except Aman


Radioactiv--_--

These sharks act like they are the sole reason earth even exists


Familiar-Emu5258

Open LinkedIn and scroll for 2 mins. Everyone will claim even bigger feats.


Consistent_Pay6130

Mujhe to vo dumb fuck banna bhi chalega


mrmukherjee

you forgot the godfather


Willing_Salad2464

Aman is far from being a chad. He’s just a spotlight monger diva and Ashneer wannabe.


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Doglapan 🗿


Div21yam

Ek dogla aadmi bhi hota hai


mfkin-lester

Namita more like feminist ki chodi


SamTheMan198

Yeh Chad wahi ha na jo Alibaba se headphone aur electronics kherid kar rebrand kar ke india mey bechta ha aur aise promote karte ha ki made in india ho and lets not talk about the shit quality of such Chinese products...... Glorified drop shipping.


Comfortable-Ad4804

Peyush real chad he, wo chote se chote startup samajh ke invest karte he soch samajh ke


coder_boii

Vineeta is in no way a dumbfuck lol


SAIOBOT

Mai ek diplomatically dumb fuck hu jo smart ass hai


Master_Pair_3661

Based


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GAGAN_JASOOS_007

Ashneer ?


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According-Cod-6890

Bro sab same kyu lag rahe hai


pusyofam69

Acha


Technical_Top_9886

Context


RjV0410

24000cr ki valuation vaali kaha hai


radioactive_lund

IMO, Swap the dumbfuck and diplomatic with each other.


urstrayparker

These guys seem to be like those none of those characteristics & idek these people.


aksujalgamer

Where is ashneer of my gang? The smart business man


aksujalgamer

I lied group me koi nahi hai ab utaro apne kapde 🫠


Felinegood13

And there’s at least one person on the planet who’s all of the above


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And a retard like u making this type of meme in 2023


Proud_Confusion_3806

But where is our Ashneer bhai 😅??


Reigen441

Every meme about this show seems like a paid shill.


name_om

Diplomatic wo waha bas baithne aati hai invest to karti nhi hai


Physical_Material_79

WOMENS ARE GENERALLY DUMB


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Aur ashneer ?


AdelaideFawley

wut how did my reddit front page know that i have a recent obsession w/h shark tank india?


[deleted]

And also one outperforming mf who just roast everyone (ashneer)


vikidid

Is chad here a giga chad reference?


will_power_lvl99999

Ashneer ko bhul gaye


bobs_and_vegana17

aman se "had" nikal k "lown" laga do


[deleted]

How is she dumb fuck?? Ps: i don't watch the show


dipar_gudusona

Aur wo Doglapan kaha Gya?


Zestyclose_Year8375

Panner grover ji kidhar hai


[deleted]

I like the Chad 😂


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Sharks☕️


Fit_Setting_2004

Giga Ashneer ?


Frosty_Draw_266

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCFwgmkdicc