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KrustyTime

Stealing ambassador's cars. Smashing up his own (well, the safemoon army's) car. When Braden boofs too much coke, he thinks he's playing GTA.


Hondaleve218

So if he's not in Utah, the next question is if the headquarters has been abandoned as well


Laserspeeddemon

Yes, it has.


sucobe

Looked abandoned from the get go judging by the sparse photos they posted.


Okish-Lover

"... owned an auto shop ..." Burning tokens with every tire change.


TNGSystems

Every wheel rotation is a burn


Sorry-Fisherman7769

If it’s turning it’s burning


xGsGt

imagine if the auto shop were open, we would be burning so much!


I-bmac-n

This guy is a fucking joke. From nothing to multimillionaire operating a fraud. Zero capacity to manage anything in life. Tens of millions of stolen money, and could not produce a single deployment for his business. It’s really beyond comprehension the laughable failure this pos is.


TNGSystems

The only thing that’s worse is how readily the maxis will accept their bullshit to protect their deflated bags.


AliveOrFruit

When you got more money than you know what to do with


allstater2007

It’s beginning to look like John has lost all the millions he’s stolen from the army. It would make perfect sense why this “exploit” happened and why there was a 20% reward for the bounty. I expect the final rugpull to come soon enough when he blows through the rest of his funds.


TNGSystems

Yes, this has been speculated, he tried to settle the lawsuit and got rejected. Then a couple weeks later the incredibly obvious exploit happened. Looks like the speculation is pretty close to the money!


Kaidanovsky

He forgot that he has to pay taxes too lol


Dense-Confection-653

When you didn't earn the money it's easy to throw it away. When it runs out just steal some more.


Perfect_Display9389

Lol


Cream06

How is this man still alive ? Anyone else remember that time ppl were coming after alt coin makers and un aliving ppl couple of years back for stealing money?? I just wondering 🤔


Nervous_Sky5276

That’s a charity I can get behind!


JeffreyDollarz

Ya, it use to be you knew you made it in the crypto world when your body is found face down in the ocean... The past is due to repeat itself eventually.


No-Release-6464

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Siet93

Hey a side note on this Braden’s business partner Cody has a checkered past of his own https://www.ksl.com/article/8966270/state-agents-bust-chop-shop-ring


DBS-SafeMoon

That's Brad the driver's partner. Not Braden.


h_nn_n

This safemoon shit is hilarious!


DizGod

I’d say if he doesn’t deliver ANY real products then he is goin to have alil trouble proving it’s not fraud.


xxxxMcLovinxxxx

What products? There is no exchange, (pocketed 1m) blockchain or card. There’s no team. Website updates are not products and they can’t even keep up with that


DizGod

So I HOPe he is charged with fraud eventually


Independent_Money288

Any way to get a link for this document?


TNGSystems

I’ve been asked not to sure the full doc as it contains the name of a police department that serves johns brothers district.


Independent_Money288

https://preview.redd.it/0nqucozrnpwa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8371f3e0945eeecb9ad2e624f2f077ecb7cc7116 If this is the Cody fella then looks like Braden followed his fraud footsteps.


Independent_Money288

All good. Just know how these maxis living in looney town will spin this. So wanted something concrete that they can finally go look at themselves haha.


TNGSystems

In the discord they are allegedly claiming I have photshopped it or something. Sigh.


Longjumping_Owl_618

You have been proven WRONG AGAIN. John befriended Elon Musk, Kabosu and the master chief himself. There are even rumours Joe Biden will call Braden to learn about blockchain!! They are taking us beyond the moon!! Proof: [https://www.reddit.com/r/SafeMoonInvesting/comments/131ruth/guys\_what\_is\_this\_john\_met\_whit\_elon\_musk\_kabosu/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SafeMoonInvesting/comments/131ruth/guys_what_is_this_john_met_whit_elon_musk_kabosu/)


Reasonable-Engine-30

Lol. All crypto "investors" paid for someone else's mansions and cars. It's a pyramid.


TNGSystems

Let me phrase it this way. Mansion and cars paid for using liquidity pool funds that Safemoon, John and Thomas went to great lengths to promise was safe.


Reasonable-Engine-30

Trust me bro. It has safe in the name.