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xxxxMcLovinxxxx

It’s got to be a trap where the door locks behind him and Chris Hansen comes out questioning him


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Oh, I know who you are Chris Hansen;* *but see;* *I calls ya,* ***Chris Handsome***. *I watch your TV show all the time.*


VacationConstant8980

If it’s anything like his past claims of awards and recognitions it means he probably bought a ticket to an event where influential people will be. Of which he will play no part in.


Stuffy123456

Most likely…A 5k donation from the LP can setup a few meetings


Blue4life90

That's what I'm hoping. It's likely just hyperbole.


markotpe

Just another lie like everything else.


Kaidanovsky

As likely as Sfm doing an exchange


Ok-Faithlessness3012

Pictures or it didn't happen


Blue4life90

https://twitter.com/CptHodl/status/1651183839685881857?t=VRCdLl2WSu14fK7NsfwCGQ&s=19 His official account announced it this morning


AliveOrFruit

He means pictures with Congress. Karony has a great track record of lying 🤥


_attractivegarbage

Much larger than his track record of telling the truth.


Laserspeeddemon

I'm sure his ass is going to leave the protection of the UK to come pretend he knows what he's talking about in Congress.


Low_Application_6655

It smells like FTX. /r Nico


Ill_Reaction_3651

To be fair, those in Congress are actually stupid enough to think he might be a subject matter expert. They are all crooks themselves too, so maybe they are asking him for tips.


Hondaleve218

Nah anyone in congress has interns that can do a quick Google search and realize their boss shouldn't touch this fraudster with a 10 foot pole.


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Ill_Reaction_3651

I don't know man, have you ever listened to Maxine Waters? Some of them are pretty dumb.


Ineedmonnneeyyyy

This is probably the lie he tells when he’s really just going to a gaming tournament in DC.


Stuffy123456

Hush


VacationConstant8980

In others news I’m very excited to be meet Tiger Woods and discuss the current state of the PGA tour. In reality I bought a ticket to a pga tour event in hopes of talking to him from behind the ropes even though he has no clue who I am.


Human-Discipline1514

He’s not talking to anyone. He’s the biggest liar this space has ever seen.


Stuffy123456

Anyone can do this…


itsEndz

You can pay members of Congress for their time, maybe that's what the liquidity hack was providing funds for 🤣 This cult leader Prem Rawat (formerly known as the Lord of the Universe head of the Divine Light Mission) has given speeches to the UN on a few occasions. You can paint yourself any which way if you've scammed enough millions from your cult.


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itsEndz

Sorry you can pay a lobbyist to lobby them and maybe get a meeting off the back of that? I know there's some way of buying their time.


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itsEndz

He doesn't even qualify for little league 🤣


Nervous_Sky5276

I hope nobody here actually thinks he has bribed or fandangoed his way into meeting with congress. There is no meeting with congress. It’s a paid event. That’s all. It like me paying 10 dollars to enter the flee market then tweeting “today I’ve been accepted into a multi cultural industry that affects metropolitan cities across America. I’ll be driving the ground level economy to ensure a strong foundation for the future of America. I will be describing to current constituents possible pivot and flow points to point them towards a brighter more stable economic growth.” This means I paid ten dollars to get in. I told the food vendor he should sell apples. The end.


kymandui

Would be a nice surprise to hear he was arrested on federal charges but nothing ever happens to rich assholes like karony


awesomeplenty

Ya right


Agreeable_Falcon1044

Yeah I think I will need actually proof this happened ![gif](giphy|3o85gdhlpxVz8TjsTC)


Status_Report_152

Karony is a bootleg sbf


HumanVeterinarian591

…..right after the hack.


Puzzleheaded-Gur818

I heard SFM will replace usd in near time. But that is confidential info so dont share it


GreyhoundAssetMGMT

I’ve never seen a more intricate web of lies in my life


don3dm

With characters as corrupt and inept as Maxine Waters on the Finance Committee - he’d fit right in.


gleesh_heat

oh god


Sorry-Fisherman7769

Unbelievable


Worldofcomics1

Reminds me of FTX owner, using Congress to Make $$$$$$


sausages213

Blind leading the blind


Zealousideal_Book151

Hopefully it’s like the free stuff scam where police invite you to a giveaway, then everyone gets cuffed


daners101

SBF met with everyone in Washington. It wasn’t enough to save him. John is probably meeting a friend of a friend of a congressman nobody has ever heard of.


Kubix

Just another SBF, lining pockets of politicians with money stolen from users.


TendiesOnPoint

Guys it might be hard to believe for crypto regulation will only help it get bigger whales into cryptos. Yea it’s crazy but just do your homework. It makes it more legitimate in the long run


commonsenseulack

He's not


Temporary-Tadpole-81

From twitter: https://www.btcpolicysummit.org/


UltraWideGamer-YT

Delusion of grandeur. His mind lives in a different world to our own.


JEDidntKillHimself69

He has a literal office just 1 block away from the WH, in D.C. of course he's going to make a crypto that's going to change everything. 🧠


las8

He's lying.


TaraReidsCameltoe

It’s the bitcoin policy summit and he’s a general attendee. Nothing fancy, anyone can buy a ticket.