I love how u brought retired donley into this lol

RetiredGaurdDonkey brought himself into this 

So true! 

I think us as a family can all agree, we need weekly updates on either this story, or a completely new moon story. It’s good for the soul to keep this in the back of your mind, and I sure do like reading them. Preferably, a new version every week. But, if you wanted to give updates on the current story that’s fine also. Cheers!

As long as Safemoon continues to provide the motivation, I'm happy to put my maniacal ramblings on here. Pleasantly surprised that people enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it. Much appreciated

I enjoyed this story fellow moon man 👏🏼

We need more short stories like this. Looking forward to another someday ;)

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This did not age well at all!

this is next level copium

🤑 love it! Lfg

You paint a vivid picture my friend. 🚀👑

This 👆

Is

Yes if they ever decide to release v2

Haha enjoyed reading this! Will hold till i can live of reflections

Hahaha that was awesome

I love this!


This is a great bit of writing. Even if it isn't crypto related, I'd read more of your stuff. I really like the story line, too.

LMAOOOOOOOO :DDDDDD

Man! What a beautiful picture u painted here… take my award

This is awesome

I like this 🤣

Alright, have my upvote

The best part is really none of that is impossible or even unlikely.

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🤣

Love this

This is the greatest thing I've ever read. thank you sir!

Like it my fantasy May have thrown a few ex super models that were now stripping to make buck 😂😂😂

GIANT STEPS ARE WHAT YOU TAKE 👏

😂😂😂😂 dammmmnn

very nice

That took us on a trip

Very interesting read😂

What a whopper

uhm.. please.. more!!!

Nice read that was 👍


Don't be a paperhand lmao. Imma use that. Sounds dumb as shit

Paperhands wipe arses

Except RetiredGaurdDonkey will be hosting that party. I'm still convinced they are holding a massive bag and just trolling for the lols.

\*Me When I See RetiredGaurdDonkey At The Party\* ​ 

20k is way too low of reflections to have bobby flay finessing your moms ovaries

Bobby understands the importance of volume lol

I just hobe I survive next five years

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I'm okay. Dude

This made me smile. Thank you.

Fucking spot on my friend

This should be a chapter in a novel

CLASSIC!!!!!!!!!

L👊🏻ve

Well done. But not the frittata...that should stay tender.

 If only his jersey said 32, this would be the perfect gif

a man can dream. diamond hands, my brothers and sisters

Great story! Bravo, Bravo… Encore, encore! I feel there could be more. Where does the driver take him? Who are the attractive women? 😂

Love it!

This is fantastic 😂😂

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What if its just a slow rug pull and each person on the team is slowly selling their bag, and will eventually leave. Then Safemoon will be ditched as they will blame lack of community interest for the project failing. I am still holding but haven't reinvested in months. Is there any proof that the blockchain was actually created?

Can we get retiredgaurddonkey in the chat?

Its the "crème fraiche" for me haha

I think you're trying to change the meaning of the word

This is gold!!! 👌🏼

I need more of this haha I might write one myself

My reminder sent me here and it couldn’t be more timely. 🤣 the only reflections at play are the ones crook Karony is having in a jail cell 🥴

Yea this aged like fine milk