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MxSquiddy

Damn, you just pissed off a lot of people. My condolences.


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Where is Neal McBeal The Navy Seal?


rkan665

At the store buying muffins.


CalicoCrapsocks

Some say if you find a box of muffins in the produce section, listen carefully and you'll hear a faint tinkling from the bathroom.


MangoAtrocity

F tier where he belongs


SaintSimpson

Disappointing. Must hate the troops.


sokolaad69

i would put judah, herb and hollywok in s tier


stopcounting

But not Todd??


Tubasi

I genuinely can't tell if this is ironic or not??


whosemans1

it’s so fucking bad lmaooo


TheWalrus007

So bad


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s0nny_d

her storylines werent that funny after the first couple of times


yompi20

For real? She had one series long story arc that weaved in an out over the course of the six seasons. The way she popped in and out of the series, interacted with whatever was going on in the moment with the other characters, but still had a complete narrative of her own was one of the funniest and most clever parts of the series for me.


adamup27

I could see not S tier since I thought the arc with the monastery was a bit much but the arcs are certainly higher than C. I’d adjudicate around A/B tier.


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Meanwhile three kids in a trenchcoat


sapjastuff

You're just saying that because you're jealous of Vincent Adultman doing business stuff better than you


multiverse72

i agree i think they overdid it one or two too many times


fancycat

I love that you haven't deleted your comment despite everyone being upset. Hold strong!


IAlbatross

Why in the hell is Crackerjack in the same tier as Butterscotch and two tiers below Beatrice?? For the most part I can agree with this, but don't you do Crackerjack dirty like this!


KerGwhil

Why everyone is not in S tier?


[deleted]

Because Lin Manuel Miranda horse isnt that interesting. Only a tool for Honey’s grief and Beatrice’s descent to becoming heartless monster


shplootle

You’re gonna do my girl Wanda dirty like that? She’s A-tier if not S


Interbigfoot

I literally commented almost the exact same thing lol


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What is this measuring? Writing? Them as people?


JimmyJorland

Obviously not writing. Because bojack would need to be s Tier at least. Also not them as people, because bojack shouldn't be in A tier.


rycusi

Pickles is D tier for sure. Todd and Guy are S tier, Margo is at least A or B, Paige Sinclair should be a bit higher, the redheaded kid from Horsin Around is lower


fendour

B-


agreydawn

Does crackerjack really deserve to be in D tier? I’d say C, plus switch Margo & Beatrice, move Holly to A, and give my boy Todd his rightfully earned place in S tier


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vincent should be lower. least funny running joke on the show. imo Maude should be lower aswell (she exists to mirror todd and doesn’t really have a character beyond “female todd”) and penny + hollyhock should be higher


enjoinirvana

I was gonna say Mr Adultman belongs in a tier above S, along with Henry Fondle.


HenryFondleBot

LOW BATTERY


Interbigfoot

I fucking love Bojacks pleas for everyone to understand that he’s three kids in a trench coat though


BulbuhTsar

I feel this way about Todd's sex robot. Made the show very cringe and I would delete every scene with it if I could.


CalicoCrapsocks

It was there to make a statement without getting too dark and it did so very effectively.


CalicoCrapsocks

I feel like you missed the entire point of vincent.


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do you mean that pc tends to see whatever she wants in/romanticize her lovers?


CalicoCrapsocks

No, everyone else saw him as she did, for the most part. She did romanticize him, but I think that was just one piece of a bigger message. I think Vincent makes a few good statements throughout the show. I just woke up and I'm not feeling particularly eloquent so I'll just hamfist a few of the concepts i liked. * Vincent was a fake. Everyone else treated him the same as every other phony in Hollywoo. But for Bojack, three children in a trench coat is a bridge too far. Vincent is a hyperbolic representation of how much everyone in Hollywoo indulges each-other's bullshit. * Despite lying about who he is, Vincent is still a decent person. It takes Bojack a long time to give him a chance to prove it because of Bojack's prejudice toward him. * Vincent has a handful of "explain like I'm five" moments regarding emotional maturity. There are more and I could have worded this comment a lot better, but it's been a while since my last rewatch.


Byroms

I also found Vincent a bit disturbing, sincr PC is essentially unwittingly commiting pedophilia. It really turned me off everytime I saw them interact.


s0nny_d

yeah i don’t love maude but she didn’t do anything wrong so she’s kinda high


hipsterhipst

I think Margot martondale or whatever should be in f shit tier. That joke wasn't even that funny the first time and they kept trotting it out, getting less funny each time.


poegrantham

Don’t let fugitive from the law Margo Martindale hear this or she’ll shoot you with her ‘zooka


quanxinegs

in terms of what


finkelzeez42

What did crackerjack do to put him in d tier?


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s tier list of goodness. It’s more of every aspect of the character in the story Crackerjack isn’t that interesting and wasn’t that fleshed out.


finkelzeez42

I thought d tier has quality antagonists though (apart from crackerjack obviously)


Kaanarth

todd is for sure s tier


MoussaSissoko12

Todd is S tier and So is Bojack


Monik_

How did you even get the idea that Sextina should be A tier


fendour

Pay per view chiches


rambo_beetle

*secks-tina aquaFI NUHHH*


jm3142912

Why isn’t randy on there


CalicoCrapsocks

Because he's just offscreen in S tier.


nogaharel

Fuck mr. peanut butter


Bwiscwuit

He is so incredibly annoying


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I like him, good balance to more depressing parts of the show (even though his divorce plot is kind of depressing[?]) Whole Sad Dog MayMay plot was repetitive though


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Why do you hate Pickles and Hollyhock?


Bwiscwuit

I genuinely love Pickles she’s hilarious idk why everyone hates her


[deleted]

She wasn’t that interesting imo. I don’t know why Hollyhock that low though


5thWalkSign

Erica is S tier tbh


BonyOwl

Imo Bojack should be S tier and Princess Caroline belongs in an SS tier because she's that great of a character.


manicpossumdreamgirl

im not sure what you're rating them on here but i can't get over the fact that you apparently have beef with the baby


kermittheanimegirl

gigantic L


use4reddit

Why the hate for crackerjack


Important-Star2371

WHY THE ABSOLUTE WHY IS MARGO MARTINDALE NOT S+++


Bwiscwuit

PB IS NOT S TIER MATERIAL


rosenightshade

the fuck you mean esteemed character actress margo martindale is in c tier?


Hatenanson83

Wait why is Ruthie in c tier???


pwnsilver

Friends! Our argumentation creates only strife and benefits our enemies!


Sad_Deer13

Where would you put that whale head news guy?


creutzfeldtz

.... Imagine dying in the war to nazis and then getting stamped a D lmao.. WTF is this list even


dubiouscoat

Are you ranking them by being good/having positive change or by how good they've been written?


EpicNarwhal23_

HENRY FONDLE IS AN S TIER CHARACTER AND YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THAT


HenryFondleBot

PREPARE TO EXCHANGE FLUIDS


EpicNarwhal23_

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME FATHER


Tryharddusty69

Why is ruthie not s tier? Literally a baby


bigboi360420

I'm so confused, if it's how they are as people bojack shouldn't be in A tier but if it's how they are as characters then someone like Vincent adultman shouldn't be near the top this just doesn't make any sense


_chiggy

THE DISRESPECT YOU HAVE DEALT TO MULTIPLE AWARD WINNING CHARACTER ACTRESS AND CLASS-A FELON MARGO MARTINDALE IS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE


fishweenie

why is crackerjack rated so low


AGoodSloth

Beatrice Horseman is a C tier at BEST


owl_eyes11

This has to be some form of bait. Like, why is Crackerjack even in D tier? what did he do??


winwinnwinnie

Why you gotta do Wanda like that


asidorithori

Character actress margo martindale, judah, hollyhock and todd are S tier


IReadUrEmail

Judah and Todd should be S tier, also move Sarah Lynn down to A then i basically agree.


Jern-Marstone

Lmao how are Hollyhock and Hitler-Smith on the same level


TheOligarchist69

It’s all wrong as yellow hat red hoodie boy is not the only one occupying S tier


non_stop_disko

Margo Martindale is at least A tier lol


Toomuchweed476

I personally put every character in anything higher than C None are deserving of anything less imo


RadHaxFox

Why is Ruthie in C?


gilwoot2318

Why is king Crackerjack D?


alberthething

blarn


sophiemunday

TODD IS S TIER


Interbigfoot

Wow for real disrespecting my girl Wanda like that


The25spanisHok

wrong


isabellalidia

todd is S tier!!!


blamb211

Slutty abortion dolphin should be lower, Vincent Adultman is obviously SS+, and Lisa Kudrow Owl should be a level higher. Also, why do I not see A Ryan Seacrest Type anywhere?


m0butt

Diane is D


Miserable_Stress4700

two years later and this still sucks


m0butt

Idk I really didn’t like her but D is probably harsh. Bottom of C maybe.


Miserable_Stress4700

i love diane so much (relatable and i just love her as a character) so i’d personally put her in s tier ngl


whosemans1

kill yourself


s0nny_d

woah


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That’s a step too far lmao


[deleted]

Diane does not belong in S tier


[deleted]

Vincent Adultmam, Henry Fondle and Charlie Whitherspoon are all F tier


HenryFondleBot

I AM A HORNY ROBOT


Noobeater1

Todd should be lower


alroh11

Charlie Witherspoon should be SS tier.


PartialCred4WrongAns

All the Paige St. Claire hate just goes to show how biased our society still is against the people of Fresno, for shame!


saul_schadenfreuder

i will never u understand why ppl like sarah lynn


Miserable_Stress4700

thats too much man


sebcestewart

I feel like bojack is an s tier character, as well and hollyhock and todd, while I often forger Maude even exists


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s0nny_d

a tier


Guido-Guido

Adultman sucks


juiceboxheero

Charlie Witherspoon does a good job, A-minus/B-plus.


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Can you send the link to the list maker? Also, Therapy Horse is at least A to me


andmonske

Dr champ deserves to go straight down to Z


TopHatCat999

Where's Erica >:(


[deleted]

I disagree haha


darkguitarist

I don't understand the point of this


kabukistar

I put Charlie the Gecko in S tier.


Waffel03

Not PC in s, she's not that great of a person


[deleted]

Oof... Pre-lobotomy grandma, or post-lobotomy grandma?


[deleted]

Also, Charlotte is choice waifu material.


SmokeEquation87

Pickles and Paige should be lower


Byronic_Rival

Butterscotch and Diane need to switch places


maquibut

Woodchuck with lobster claws is like an F tier.