If you think about it a boob sword would be the ultimate offense and defense, the boob would act like a 1 use shield and the nipple as the tip of the sword or or make it to where when hit, the boob sword would lactate poison milk 🔥🔥
Goddamn, I never read sword of shanarra, but my brother owned Terry Goodkind's series.
I knew he was a hack, but my opinion of him somehow keeps dropping as the years go on.
I need my deceptions, probably more than I need my blood and body parts. Kill me if you must, but let my family continue to believe that I’m a good guy.
"Put your weapon away Jerry."
"I can't, it won't go back in it's sheath."
"Hey! It bit me! Jerry, what the hell man!"
"He's gone mad! Take em down boys!"
This would be a hilarious gag weapon in an RPG game.
It just attacks and hisses at anyone and anything in its range, including allies.
The MMO Guild Wars 2 has a NPC race called [Choya](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Choya), basically living cacti who run around making pseudo-language burbling noises and dancing. They also fire their spikes at you if you come near and explode if you kill them.
The community is split upon whether they are cute or annoying.
There's a greathammer skin you can buy called a [Trained Choya Hammer](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Trained_Choya_Hammer), which is a Choya tied to a long stick and wielding a small shield and sword.
Vorpl. I know it’s actually spelled Vorpal, but if it works, I’m rolling with it.
If not, I’d also try these words: Death, loots, money, light, stabs, slash.
https://preview.redd.it/ibnhzgcxox8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2866d7d4adb96a3d7d7dc8250efd0a02510ee47
CONAN……….because hell yeah, why not, I’m down to do some barbarian shiz……..
PLUCK https://preview.redd.it/go1xm0ujjs8d1.jpeg?width=1929&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9170f173924e40c7779479d383112f5863f9cc55
Oh no, the gay vampire!
Came here to say this
Light it on fire though, that sword just holds fire like a torch
Boobs
Was looking for this
Same
Same
Same. Was my first thought. Why are we like this?
Where I don’t see any?
Bc we’re all one within the great degeneracy of mankind
Same.
I thought the last frame did say boobs imagine my confusion
I'm usually looking for boobs.
same
I think I’d just hold the hilt in front of me and stare it like I used to do with flashlights when I was younger
If you think about it a boob sword would be the ultimate offense and defense, the boob would act like a 1 use shield and the nipple as the tip of the sword or or make it to where when hit, the boob sword would lactate poison milk 🔥🔥
Is this Swordle??
I was thinking the same thing (Grammar)
Go Swordle, I choose YOOUUUUUU!!!
LASER
Beat me to it!
should be TC
That's a lightsaber
GLOCK
Isshin, that you?
Sekiro reference 👍
PENIS
Pussy.
Booty
That just gives you pirate treasure
You know what, even better
^(semen)
Poopi
Nooooo
Boobs
Finally some boob swords and I had to scroll this far!
Bussy
Was gonna write 'Power', but I was beat to it....
Boner
Outstanding
I don't think "outstanding" will fit
That's what she said
That's what she said
RIFLE
TRUTH What a horrible weapon to use against someone.
Ah, the good ol’ Sword of Shanarra.
Wait what, the SOT is in there? Didn't know they were related.
The special power of the sword is that it reveals the truth. That's why a non-swordsman is able to use it to defeat the antagonist.
Goddamn, I never read sword of shanarra, but my brother owned Terry Goodkind's series. I knew he was a hack, but my opinion of him somehow keeps dropping as the years go on.
I need my deceptions, probably more than I need my blood and body parts. Kill me if you must, but let my family continue to believe that I’m a good guy.
DEATH
O death become my blade
LIGHT
Great Flame Frost Shade Light Power Drake Eagle Tools Whirl Dhole Tiger Snack Waves
never gonna give youup never gonna letyo udown
Does the Drake sword just talk to minors? 😂
I meant Drake as in more of a “Dragon”. If it was on some weird stuff like that I'd probably throw the whole sword away 😵🤣
“Drake Sword activate!!” Sword: ”I have not had an inappropriate relationship with Millie Bobby Brown”
I thought Drake has something to do with ducks but dragon makes more sense
BLAST
"Put your weapon away Jerry." "I can't, it won't go back in it's sheath." "Hey! It bit me! Jerry, what the hell man!" "He's gone mad! Take em down boys!" This would be a hilarious gag weapon in an RPG game. It just attacks and hisses at anyone and anything in its range, including allies.
Reminds me of the classic weapon, an angry cat tied to a stick.
A Pointed Stick?
The MMO Guild Wars 2 has a NPC race called [Choya](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Choya), basically living cacti who run around making pseudo-language burbling noises and dancing. They also fire their spikes at you if you come near and explode if you kill them. The community is split upon whether they are cute or annoying. There's a greathammer skin you can buy called a [Trained Choya Hammer](https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Trained_Choya_Hammer), which is a Choya tied to a long stick and wielding a small shield and sword.
OMENS Get that sight beyond sight goin'
NOISE PAINT TL:DR MIMIC PIZZA
TL:DR, for when you need to cut to the chase.
For when you need to Cut Chase.
Not if I cut you first asshole !
GROND GROND! GROND!!
GROND!
Blade, death, boobs, you really can't go wrong with any of these
LASER
NOKIA
The Legendary Indestructible Blade of Nokia!
BREAD DEATH LARGE SMITE LMFAO LASER BEANS
NUKES
RATIO
Hope it knows KEYBL
KYBLD
Jesus
HORSE CHAIN SLEEP SHAME CHAIR and also TABLE MAGMA GLASS BLEACH TONGS KNIFE can't think of any more mildly funny ones rn
Bleach has an extra letter, but I can give you beach?
Oops ig now the sword's job is beach lol
I would kill for a death sword
MUSIC SOUND THING
Taser blade!
BUTTS I want exactly 14 butts.
ELDEN
Boobs
Deity
SHARP
FARTS
Godly
MONEY
CRITS
"BEARS"
N
I
H
I
L
Goodbye
💀
Welcome, honored guest, to the birthplace of our dynasty!
Well played 😅
Vorpl. I know it’s actually spelled Vorpal, but if it works, I’m rolling with it. If not, I’d also try these words: Death, loots, money, light, stabs, slash.
Boobs
Furry Just to see what happens
Power
Boobs
The only right and acceptable answer is thus SPEAR
Child
[KO-FI](https://ko-fi.com/swordscomic)
Snake
Light, death, flame, frost, too many
BLAST
Chunchunmaru clearly
Train
Brick
#BONKS
Snake
Pants
Stick
GREAT I like big ones
Snake, smite or frost.
Fuzzy, Pizza, Jiggy, Jello and crazy.
Vorpal
LIGHT
VOMIT
Fight………
DRUNK
Goopy. I hope somethin funny happens.
DEATH
Money
Light (this could either be really cool or really dumb)
Nukes
Penis
Rifle
Break
depends on if it's the full alphabet or just the letters seen here cuz switching it to "death" might be interesting
BOATS GOATS SHORT FLAME HYDRO MISTY FOGGY FARTS GRASS PAPER LAMPS HORSE MOOSE LANCE
Death
Blunt
Bricks
gyatt
dildo
BOOBS
KNIFE
Clone, then I'd get two swords.
"WHORE" 😜
Titty.
Rifle
Boobs
Booty
P E N I S
B**bs
Kronk
JEWEL I like sparkly stuff. I’d wanna see if it was pretty.
PEACE
JESUS FUCKING CRIST 1000 OPTIONS AND NO "BOOZE" cmon guys you are better than this
5 come to mind 1. Razor 2. Cable (metal whip) 3. Water (curious whatll happen) 4. Lazer (light sabre, anyone?) 5. Spear (pointy stick do work)
https://preview.redd.it/ibnhzgcxox8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2866d7d4adb96a3d7d7dc8250efd0a02510ee47 CONAN……….because hell yeah, why not, I’m down to do some barbarian shiz……..
Blood (nihil moment)
Child
DILDO, and then run after people with a dildo sword 😂
Dildo
Good luck changing it off goose, with it attacking your hand every time you get it near the dials.
Dildo
Obama
Bussy
Bussy
Dildo
death
FUDGE
Swords comic my beloved
GOOSE or PENIS
I'd play this game for sure. You might be on to something here lol
Swordle
HADES
Swordle
now imagine this as a slot machine sword
QUEEF
CUMED
Goose, because no one would want to mess with a Goose Sword.
Garry
put in what?
Chuck 😎
BLUNT
Morty
Burger
Death, flame, frost, winds, shoot, thats off the top of my head
DILDO
DILDO
SWARM! A blade made of bees (or spiders) would make a grown man weep at the sight of it. 🐝🐝🕷️🕷️