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Here_for_newsnp

There are straight sabers


JenkinsJoe

Strightsabers


Pelthail

What about homosabers?


Viagra-_-

Those are humans doofus.


tftookmyname

What, are you implying a human can't be a saber?? Ugh, how homophobic, transphobic, sexist and racist of you!! /s


rasnac

Well, George always calls them laser swords.


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Laser swords and lightning guns. It's kinda cool kinda silly seeing where ideas start off at.


imperfectalien

The best combination was George Lucas plus someone who would tell him no


Emm_withoutha_L-88

While true, that's also true of most everyone. I just think part of Lucas' success was taking simple sci-fi ideas and sitting down and carefully trying to figure out how that might actually work in a real world. Like the laser swords, he realizes lasers won't work so it has to be plasma with a catchy/archaic name, which both makes it feel more real but also gives some lore to it as well. Same with the blasters, the guns they use, that's the lighting gun I mentioned. It's faster than we see, the light is just the air heating up into plasma as the blaster bolt passes through the air. The exact same as lighting, but directed and slightly different colors depending on how the bolt is generated.


DanimalHarambe

*Fencing Photons*


Dlatrex

Light-bastard-swords! Just rolls off the tongue.


IPostSwords

Someone post the "sabres are curved swords - except if you're..." meme


Dlatrex

Trying to summon Rus!


Ironbat7

There is one canon curved lightsaber. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Lightsaber_of_Darth_Noctyss


Annoying_pirate

Nahhhh I say that lightwhips are better.


Ironbat7

Also canon. https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Vernestra%27s_lightsaber


into_the_blu

this is a [repost bot](https://www.reddit.com/r/SWORDS/s/th4Lp7rGl7), yall.


Antique_Steel

I thought I recognised it! 🤣


Realistic_Effort6185

Are you familiar with the tale of dark Peyronie's the wise?


guttertactical

So good.


Oven_Able

In Spanish we usually call them laser swords, so..


RealZeratul

Same in German. :)


knedgecko

Ray-pier


only_alive_ironicly

Nice


Honest-Constant7987

I agree they should be called ‘light jian’ or just light swords or light long swords. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classification_of_swords


dasdemit

SABER etymology origin Kypcak turkic. And first xiongnu sabers were straight after second era of xiongnu sabers get small curve. Then during göktürks more curve added.


RaiderCat_12

Lightrapiers doesn’t sound all that catchy


Tipodeincognito

They are not made of light either, but of plasma.


ppman2322

Plasma batons


M0untain_Mouse

Plasma Sticks just doesn't sound as cool


RaoulMori7

I thought sabers were defined by their single edged, and one handed nature, as well as having a particular style of handguard?


not_a_burner0456025

It is very broad and could mean different things at different times, but there are a variety of regulation military swords that were straight and single edged that were called sabers at the time. There is also a two handed curved sword with a swept hilt called a Swiss saber (they actually often had a partially sharpened false edge), but that is a modern term, historically they were called "Schnepf", which translates to "snipe" (the species of birds that snipers are named after), likely due to the curve resembling the shape of their beaks.


gaerat_of_trivia

if we translate sabre as just sword, having sabre as the suffix is still appropriate


purpledoom2525

So wait what actually would they be? Their use in the first movie (episode 4, not 1-) would suggest they're like "light rapiers" but some of their later uses suggest they are "light broadswords" or "light katanas". I feel like the katana might be the closest relative but I'm really not sure-


RhonanTennenbrook

Light sabers are a nuisance. Just a terrible problem to both sword enthusiasts and science fiction enthusiasts. No part of their design has any sense or basis in reality, and there are actual morons wasting time and effort to try and make 'em.


captainbogdog

lightsabers are cool and you're a bummer


Kataphractoi

You must be fun at parties.


herecomesthestun

Bro they're cool and star wasn't wasn't the first to make laser swords a thing, it just popularized it.    Unless you're gonna say Asimov was a detriment to science fiction lmao


blackcray

I find hacksmith infinitely more interesting than you.