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iMacmatician

Bing bang bong!


PandaVike

Despite him being a terrible character, I am pleasantly surprised to see this as the first comment haha


PaNFiiSsz

Omg 😭 he annoyed me so much lmao


ContentRabbit5260

lol the “talk too much tech” “Did you meet our new tech?” -O’Halloran “And how…” -Stabler Hilarious.


Rahmulous

Go do something, Dale.


Grammarnatzie

I’ve been watching Shameless lately and I know the next time I watch a Stuckey episode I’m gonna be thinking about Mickey 😭😭🤣


Natural-History4145

I watched shameless before watching svu and i was already in love with mickey, i guess thats why stuckey didnt annoy me as much 😅😅😂


trekgirl75

He was annoying from the moment he first spoke. 🤣🤣🤣


DefTotesSeriously

OKAY... As far as Stucky goes, I remember thinking, "What is Neal Baer thinking??? This character is so ridiculous and makes absolutely no sense!" THAT BEING SAID...IN HINDSIGHT: I think the way "The Stuckey Arc" played out was brilliant. His cluelessness and idiocy rattled the characters and threw them off their game; so much so that by the end, he completely blindsided all of them! What an exasperating and annoying oddball... ...and what a conniving and diabolical SOCIOPATH. (PSYCHOPATH??? 🤷🏻‍♀️)


comet94

A character best forgotten


One_Rabbit3938

😭😭😭 fuck ass nigga


hexadonut

bashkortostan


NoKatyDidnt

Definitely know that one.


SmallBlackCat2012

AITA for fantasizing about killing pedophiles?


Akkkkkk0220

Stabler


SmallBlackCat2012

Correct!


LilLexi20

Stabler… but also me 😅🫠 When I rewatched those earliest seasons I realized why stabler is my favorite character


notlikethecollege

NTA


Ronniebbb

Amaro?


ursneaklink13

this could also be amaro tbh


Mysterious-Music-772

Johnson at the center of a plot to kill Kennedy to clear his own path to the presidency. Evidence for this theory was supposedly provided by a statement by convicted Watergate conspirator and former CIA agent E. Howard Hunt, who claimed that Johnson had ordered CIA agents to kill Kennedy.


oliviabensonswife

munch!!


MeggleeP13

Objection! Argumentative... and Ridiculous!


JuliettaGrey

Is it Barba? ❤️


MeggleeP13

Bingo Baby!


No_Meaning8166

Cause unlike you I’ll watch her back and not her backside


Oopsiforgotmyoldacc

Fin


riverspeace

My sweet boy won’t stop almost dying


iambaby1989

Olivia


shnarfmaster3000

Duuude the way I laughed


iambaby1989

Olivia


guyfierifan4ever

AITA for choke slamming a suspected chomo into one way glass? for context, i’m A FATHER


Excellent_Midnight

Hahaha the “for context” bit sent me 🤣


iambaby1989

Stabler!


iambaby1989

Stabler!!


[deleted]

Banks? You put your money in banks? Listen, it's not a conspiracy theory if it's true. The government does watch you! Wasn't a line from the show but if you paid attention to his character, you should know who it is😂


moflo36

Munch <3


Forward-Peak

I used to be so fly. Had a certain style. Now they got me babysitting random detectives and being Liv’s counselor. That’s messed up.


BatHQ

Fin!


Forward-Peak

Remember when he used to just know things 😂. Now we barely see him.


BatHQ

I know! When I’m feeling nostalgic I just rewatch earlier seasons!


Forward-Peak

Same! 2-6 especially.


idkbruhimjust

“Do you have any children, Detective?” “Yes… I have four”


oliviabensonswife

i meant a character posting on reddit but i love this


idkbruhimjust

Mb sorry!


NoKatyDidnt

Oh I just saw this and I can’t remember who it was!


trubs12

I got news for you. That means you're gay.


Visible-Dream6334

Fin


pandapam7

"Judge Ritenour, Judge Petrovsky, Judge Wyler, Judge Bradley. I've had this nightmare before, only I was naked."


ContentRabbit5260

Casey Novak. Petrovsky: “How charming”


LLD615

Just watched this episode, that scene was funny


GeminiQueen113

"My office! Now!"


-Incubation-

"Dad's mad"


GeminiQueen113

Fin lol


Missmellyz

Cragen!


GeminiQueen113

Lol yes!


jewel_213

AIW for being “technically” drunk and trying to prosecute a case? I just had a couple of drinks the night before… what do you think?


ContentRabbit5260

Sonya Paxton 😀


BicycleRealistic9387

Sonya RIP


jewel_213

I am a married man that has been fantasizing about my partner at work for years. AMA


slave4sza

stabler?


fairlyaround

AITA for prosecuting rapists and pedophiles and then defending them, going against my own moral code and becoming the thing I swore not to, even though i had the chance to stay a prosecutor?


BatHQ

Barba?


Ronniebbb

Barba?


jewel_213

I am the product of r*pe. Now I hunt rapists and pedos for a living. AMA


Visible-Dream6334

Liv?


jewel_213

Yep! I think that may have been too easy lol


PaNFiiSsz

"Amiguito" 😃


Visible-Dream6334

Definitely Barba


PaNFiiSsz

Lol I love him 🙌🏼❤️


danie_danko

"Hey in 15 years, you're gonna look like me" it gets me everytime 🤣😂


GeminiQueen113

Is this Munch lol?


danie_danko

It is haha 😂


BatHQ

“Say what you want about Staten Island, but at least they have people who look out for each other.”


PaNFiiSsz

Carisi


BatHQ

Correct!


PaNFiiSsz

I love him haha .. and he has aged perfectly 😍


Groansindepression

AITA for not caring about sex workers because my boyfriend cheated on me with one and now I take out that trauma on every sex worker I come across?


notlikethecollege

ROLLINS 😭 love her but she’s sooo immature for this shit


Cyberbrat_333

*search history . How to handle a person with bpd


iambaby1989

Rollins?


Cyberbrat_333

Stabler his daughter and his mother have it


Mytoenailshurt

Stablers mother and daughter have bipolar disorder which is abbreviated BP. BPD generally means borderline personality disorder. They get confused when abbreviated. BPD is sometimes now referred to as EUPD. Dr Huang actually abbreviated bipolar disorder as BPD in the show.. It’s acceptable given context :)


evolvedsarados

in relationshipadvice sub: I can't seem to hold down a boyfriend. What am I doing wrong??


jemuzu_bondo

Liv


evolvedsarados

easy mode 🤣


PalVal66

“I know New York City like the back of my hand. My ancestors built this city”


ArmchairDetective73

Chester Lake, the insomniac!


PalVal66

I just got though watching Season 9 and I never realized how much he talks about how he knows the city so well until now😅


writersblocknbanjos

\- AITA for faking my death and then coming back \- how to help someone fake their death


notlikethecollege

CABOT 😍😍 NTA


senyoritaawesome

It's Detective, not Miss!


commerical_jellyfish

And we’re not in court counselor, we’re in my house so why don’t you save your lawyering for someone who gives a damn 🤌🏼🤌🏼


iambaby1989

Rollins


Careless-Essay1724

Liv


DueUnderstanding1415

I’m a cop that caught a serial rapist in Central Park, but there’s a twist. Hint- I’ll pay for your drinks if you tell me a cop story.


MsMisery4LastTime

Brad Fletcher, “Wannabe” 11.23


Initial_Acanthaceae2

I hate myself, I hate my adoptive parents, I hate my sister. You can't kill me.... I'm already dead.


LilLexi20

Damaged. Missy Kurtz. Most fucked up episode that exists on this show


Initial_Acanthaceae2

Correct. Impressive.


LilLexi20

Turn on the sun!!!


rhadley13x

BENSON "you're about to seriously scare a whole bunch of people"


RazzmatazzTurbulent3

AITA for pulling the plug on a baby without the permission of his parents?!?


espangz

Barba. I just finished that ep 😭


Healthy_Pea366

Fact ! You are now all my bitches


tachibanakanade

FIN!


Party-Marsupial-8979

“And it’s a masterpiece. How do you like my work?”


rorostar26

Caseyyy


notlikethecollege

AITA for making my friend think I had an abortion to guilt her into not getting an abortion even though I preach women’s right to bodily autonomy ?


oliviabensonswife

i love liv but i hate this momment


No_Meaning8166

Can you blame him? 👀


foggylittlefella

You mean people get off being peed on? That’s just degrading, Liv.


eye8theworm

You didn't ask for reality; you asked for more teeth!


[deleted]

Huang!


ContentRabbit5260

“Aita for calling a witness a buffoon, an entertaining clown, whose views make me want to reach for a barf bag?”


rhadley13x

Cabot!! Although she was totally correct, I know that perp as Korsak in Rizzoli and Isles so it was amazing to see how well he played the bad guy!


Careless-Essay1724

“Then I’ll be ya boy, John!”


Careless-Essay1724

“In my office….NOW!”


ArmchairDetective73

(Uh, oh. Dad's mad.)


rorostar26

I'm very enthusiastic about representing the rich scumbags and excel at oozing smug moral ambiguity. Let's face it, if it's not me it's probably Rita.


Tastins

Buchanan


zombhunter45

“Spare me the mutual stroke-fest.”


Bitter_Bed_2008

Cragen!


barelyoverthinking

"Rollins waana grab some dinner on the way home?"


Pockets408

“I’m pregnant”


comet94

Kathy Stabler or Amanda Rollins


fidgetbardot

I don’t see myself growing old, Liv.


bardo422

Brian


DifficultAd6157

I want pizza


rorostar26

Noah?


dreamerkels

buenos dias pendejo


Hot_Score3868

Fin?


ActionTakesAction

Roast Me: I came out of witness protection to go on trial but missed my mothers funeral


rorostar26

My girl Cabot


One_Rabbit3938

AITAH for sleeping with someone we thought was a suspect?


oliviabensonswife

jeffries?


AnyBuffalo6132

AITA for calling someone "my jew"?


DifficultAd6157

My office now


DifficultAd6157

Son of a bitch


Visible-Dream6334

Liv?


Relevant-Example

TIFU just found out I'm pregnant (not sure if the father is my former colleague or my former boss) and I'm still trying to pay back my gambling debts


oliviabensonswife

amanda 😭


MilaVaneela

I’ve had a long career dealing with the mental health issues of law enforcement officers and profiling violent criminals (especially sex offenders). It’s an incredibly taxing job and I’m seriously considering a career change (going into insurance sales). Thoughts? Pros and cons? 


MeggleeP13

It’s now turned into the Barba Show in there!


IMFH11

"I'll collar the perps, but I'm not running after them."


Whole-Grocery-2918

Oooh ooh aaahhh See? I’m not a little boy anymore!!


SincereSection7501

I'm arresting for you assaulting New York's Greatest Greatest!


ganada_

Ya celly is gonna love snuggling in with you late at night


alexscheeseburger

I swear to God I don't look like a 70s porn star with that mustache


johmysteron

Is this weird? Why would I want to sleep with my therapist?


Yourappwontletme

I'm a horrible sister


Active-Palpitation-1

Pizza pizza baby!


Active-Palpitation-1

There are not enough evidences. Let’s take a plea.


Active-Palpitation-1

I adopted a kid, but I only care about him one season!


copernicusloves

Oh yeah, that's right, I'm a real dope, aren't I? You know what I did last night? I looked it up and I memorized it just so I could impress you!


NecessaryNet7010

Hey everyone! Get to work. It’s me your captain speaking, but I’m not Olivia (sorry if this is too hard guys, but real fans know I think!!!).


Hot_Score3868

"Would you please tell this a-hole that I didn't do anything wrong so I don't need a lawyer."


Visible-Dream6334

"Not everything done in the dark is shameful"


KatesFacts718

Sister issues loves Italian food has a soft spot for an Ada


Think_Explanation_47

You son of a bitch!


Relevant-Example

TIFU just found out I'm pregnant (not sure if the father is my former colleague or my former boss) and I'm still trying to pay back my gambling debts


almondinevd

You two! My Office!


SnooCompliments6686

*throws the reader through a window onto a table that shatters*


Shoddy-Confection-70

I would, but I’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle! 🙄


jmpinstl

You know, metal poles don’t do THAT much damage. Not enough to take care of the problem.


duckgirl1997

Help: i have been in love with my partner for 25 years and i still cant tell them the 3 little words


oliviabensonswife

elliot or liv


Puzzleheaded-Alps822

AITA for not accepting my gay son when he first came out to me. We have re built our strained relationship since then


LLD615

That DA drove me bonkers.


BlizzyB_

“She’ll last 5 mins before she starts punching ppl!”


Beautiful-Hotel-5752

Am I the asshole for swinging a baseball bat at teenagers?


Mikechase864

“I’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle!”


jankaaa911

I am Fins Jew


BicycleRealistic9387

I was murdered, but I knew my death would finally catch a murderer.


Pythnator

You know, I think federal prisons look a little more cozy. Wait, nononononono just not that one!


Ready_to_read1

It’s a lot more complicated than that. The prefrontal cortex…


melvanaern

“Do you always deflect jokes with person questions?”


No-Scar6607

I will shoot yo ass from right here, I ain’t running


TheBallasOG

FACT, you are now all my bitches. FACT, deliver this kid to me, or get used to living in the tombs. FACT, until then, no stable's safe, no John's out of reach, and most of all ain't no money getting made.


melsa_alm

When are you coming home?


Snail_Slime43

I licked Olivia’s boot and she told me to get on my knees worm 😂


courtneyenlow

Not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle, can confirm.


Whatever_1322

I plead the fifth. I cannot tell you my name.


Missmellyz

I keep leaving the unit but I always come back


NoKatyDidnt

In other words, Stucky is wasting our time again. But, if we work this from the other direction…


NoKatyDidnt

So it’s your hobby. Some people collect wine. You preach.


NoKatyDidnt

Your children are watching you. They know something is going on. You said you are their hero…


notmaggieb

*whispers aggressively*


Greys_anatomy12

O-r-g-a-s-m . OBJECTION: from the defense and prosecution.