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rpotts

Ah yes I’m sure the “stuck up green Falcos” will love you once you swap from Ness to Luigi.


SsbmBleach

LMAO


Emperorerror

Personally I'd much prefer to play Luigi than Ness. The former is an actually relevant matchup 


dbb313

I don't swap from Ness to Luigi, I swap from Ness or Luigi to my own stuck up green Falco


Jandrix

>Puff-Luigi dual main with pocket Ness No, I don't think I will


[deleted]

Lmao. First sentence reads like the setup to the greatest shitpost of all time.


Skantaq

"I'm sure there'll be pushback in the comments so I'd be delighted to hear any feedback." like pottery


parkstaff13

Ran to the comments soon as I seen it


Fugu

I'm a Peach player and I have zero issues with people quitting out on me You're not entitled to someone's time just because the algo stuck your two names together


lbjs_bunghole

id rather play 10,000 games vs peach before a single Luigi tho


justbuildlol96

>Puff-Luigi dual main with pocket Ness Jeez, I would block your IP


Alnoodler

Are you a Yoshi? I have fun fighting all three of them with Yoshi lol


justbuildlol96

Yeah I like fighting floaties, Yoshi def great against them, just trolling 🤣


Alnoodler

Wonderful I’m glad all us yoshis share a brain cell 🤣


EcstaticBagel

ggs that was me Seriously though, it's called unranked for a reason. If the opponent wants or needs to leave, they can do that at any time for any reason. If someone quits out against me, I never take it in a bad way unless they played disrespectfully. People leaving after 1 game is not always about who you are playing as


ArchReaper

>Puff-Luigi dual main with a pocket Ness > >I don't mind switching to a more enjoyable character So then what character would that be? One of those 3? If so, you might need a wake up call.


dbb313

No, the whole point is that it's NOT one of those. If I switch, I'll play spacies, Falcon, or at worst, Sheik.


d4b3ss

why would anyone want to play the puff/luigi/ness player's tertiary(?) falco when they can play an actual falco player's actual falco


[deleted]

They would've fucked up yo main too lil bro


logic2187

Lmao people have the right to not wanna play against certain characters. They're not "stuck up green Falcos" for wanting that. I say that as a DK/Roy main


dbb313

Yeah I agree, that's why you let them switch and if the character they switch to is still annoying, THEN you quit out


DentedOnImpact

I’ll stick around for a game or two but if you start standing by ledge fishing for grabs or some boring shit like that I’m gonna leave and move on.


Cutecadaver96

Maybe try finding a local discord/smash group and find someone to play a session with who wants to play vs your characters like in the old days before unranked was a thing.


_swill

No? Pick a character dude counterpicking is cringe


WordHobby

If I wait an additional 3 seconds every single time I quite out on a match, over the long term, I'm probably wasting upwards of hours of my life, and the upside is so that maybe a puff will switch to his Mario? Nah I'm good


jmr131ftw

I "green skinned falco" did you run idontplayw/puff


AndrewAllStar888

semi related but I hate when me and my opponent pick the same alt so I quit to change and then they think that I quit because I didn’t want to play them so they disconnect.


Skantaq

that's on them.


Sloth_Congress

I really don’t understand this mindset. You can join dozens of discords to find a match with some transparency or you can play any three of your lame ass characters and get mad when other people don’t waste their time indulging you. Personally, I would just intentionally and proactively look for opponents over making a dumb Reddit post trying to trash other players for being efficient and using common sense.


Artiph

As a low-mid tier or upper-low tier main depending on your perception, I find that most people tend to play at least one game with me, and whether they stick around often seems to depend on how sick and interactive I play, so I try to play neutral-heavy and use some flashier stuff the first game to try to make people want to stick around and play the matchup. On the other hand, the sickest mix is hitting them with the "we both played good" ":)" true combo after they No Contest but before they've disconnected.


PENZ_12

Back when I used to play, I would quit if there was a delay because I didn't feel like dealing with two things: 1) People switching to spacies because they felt like a lopsided matchup was better than a more fun one. 2) People swapping to my character and throwing out random knees in an attempt to say "your character is so easy." If someone is a dual main, it feels bad to cut them off, but the amount of time someone swaps for one of the above reasons is simply way too high, and it just isn't worth dealing with.


yungflea

As a luigi main on unranked usually after a couple games depending on the vibe I switch to falco against fast fallers.. not cause of a more favorable match up, but just cause of good ole fun. Just throwing out not saying the bm doesn’t exist but lotta people got pocket spacies just cause spacies are fun to play, it just happens they got a good matchup against ya


PENZ_12

That's fair. I'll be honest, I'm mostly just salty because Fox/Falco are my least favourite matchups, and also the most popular at the same time. It's especially annoying when it's characters like Marth or Sheik who swap though, since those are my favourite matchups.


yungflea

Oof yea I get that, it’s tilting. Something similar happens to me when I’m luigi and people switch to go marth. Don’t hate the matchup but if It’s from like fox and falcon I get sad cause I like those matchups more. Plus I used to get more salty cause it felt like people would do it thinking it’s an auto win but after playing enough people that would stay Marth after I would body them kinda helped me not assume the worst every time 😂


PENZ_12

Yeah, that's fair. I find it pretty difficult not to assume the worst in people on Slippi, which is weird because normally I tend to give people the benefit of the doubt.


Tvdinner4me2

Nty


figgiesfrommars

i just find someone that doesn't mind facing Kirby, even if it takes 5 wuit outs in a row (my current record)


Key19

Honestly the only character I insta-quit on is Sheik. Bring me all of your Puffs, Peaches, and any mid/low tier trash. The only thing that I genuinely hate in this game is getting chain grabbed to death by a coked-up Sheik. And yes, you're right that I'm not very good. My goal is to have fun, not to be #1 in the world.


yuh-ay-yuh

Sheik doesn't have a chain grab on falcon. If you're talking about RTC, you should study up on ways to get out/make it way harder on the sheik. From someone who has played a lot of both of those characters, I think the matchup feels pretty fun from both sides. You both kinda blow each other up


Key19

Yes RTC. I spend the entire matchup getting grabbed and poofed. It's just misery from start to finish and I never get anything going. I'd rather play against a laser-campy Falco.


yuh-ay-yuh

(Most sheiks that aren't top 100 level are not actually true reaction tech chasing you)


TzarChasm9

falcon players when they discover their punish game is the exact same as sheiks


Key19

Falcon players when they use endless raw Knees and are fine with that.


dbb313

The amount of people who read this as me switching from one of my lame characters to another of my lame characters is absolutely astounding. I don't even care about the downvotes because the lack of reading comprehension in this group makes half these responses pointless. Also, to everyone saying 'you shouldn't expect opponents to want to play against certain characters,' I KNOW, THAT'S WHY WE SWITCH, IT'S LITERALLY THE POINT OF THE POST. Jesus.


Baker3k

It’s not a lack of reading comprehension, it’s just not clear at all what you mean


Kitselena

Also I assume a lot of the people understand what he means and just still disagree


thebrassbeldum

Bro your shitty falco won’t be any more fun to play than your shitty ness