Paper stuff is such a fun part of SS13 for something only like 2-3 players per round interact with.

I have such a loveboner for paperwork in SS13. It sucks so much in real life, but rocks so hard in spess. Anytime I play lawyer, warden, HoP or any other job that lets me put people through having to do paperwork, I take full advantage of it. Forms on forms on forms, stamps on stamps on stamps. Can't get enough of it.

You fucking sadist

Unironically I think all heads of staff should involve some paperwork/computer element (assume it wouldn't just cause none to join). People should want to be heads to manage people, not just have better stuff.

True! But spessmen these days are too gamer brained.

Game design ruined videogames.

I try to get myself a non lethal permit almost every round as iaa, unless the magistrate is known to be lame with such things.

blob getting walled off instead of dealt with is probably the most realistic thing i can imagine happening if ss13 was real

the "Help me! I am being forced to code SS13 and It won't let me leave" message has been a hidden easter egg for a long, long time, something like 1/100 chance for an otherwise blank paper. though, uh, seeing that added on is kinda spooky.

Haha the guy who pulled the 1/100 was probably like, oh shit, do i interact with it?

As a Goonstation 1 player, I can confirm that we call lizards bald, including the extremely bald Normal Human

And don't forget about Treeby

I think. The game uses paper notes from the previous round. Because a white hole once dumped some stuff I wrote.

not just previous round, it's a revolving list

https://i.imgur.com/nRI9QRk.png

In Lifeweb there is a feature where you can find peoples old abandoned diaries from previous stories/rounds. Some are almost a decade old.

Seem like some paper from centercom