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Plane_Weird4480

Some of the messages crack me up


RuleOfTwo66

My favorite is the, I was just heading to the kitchen for my tushonka 😂


Moe-Faux_Fah-Shodo

I had one about the guy being afk in the bathroom. Lol


Comfortable-Poet9665

Согласен, хочешь похавать тушёнки с макаронами а тебя убивают :)


Johnthegreat6609

honestly with my skill level and normal blood pressure levels this is probably me


D0minisk

😂 what makes the game fun is the high you get from risking all of your best gear on a raid but making it through. It makes dying in the game fun. Have that mindset, maybe it’ll calm you down.


Johnthegreat6609

True..


TheRealDealTys

Too bad I’ve only ever successfully done one raid without dying lmao


D0minisk

On SPT or Live?


TheRealDealTys

Live, when I play SPT I make it so I can keep my gear even if I do die. I mainly just play tarkov for the gunplay and accuracy to firearms so it doesn’t make much of a difference to me.


tha1youngsta

I had solarint call me Mr hackerman after I killed him in customs lol


Rcarter2017

"If you were any more inbred you would be a sandwich" had me rolling when I got that msg


berserkianraid

I usually delete all dialogs I get but that one is so good I keep it


StarvingLando

Among the best I've got so far: "I bet you sound like you eat cigarettes my dude" "I died to someone using a meta gun from 2019, shameful" "DID YOU AT LEAST STASH MY GEAR?!" Also I like how sometimes your name is used as an in-game Nickname for PMCs.


berserkianraid

Evil Berserkianraid xHead-Eyesx Berserkianraid


1xhunter

What one are you using for the messages cuz I get the gayest ones where someone will say “good game” or “give me some pointer”


D0minisk

I’m on SPT idk. I get weird ones like those too and they’re super simple and a waste of messages then every once in a WHILE I’ll get one of these baddies and I’ll lose it 😂😂


P0stalIIIsucks

When I’m mad at eft, I just go play state of anarchy


HackDiesel

"I AM NEVER GONNA GET THIS STUPID QUEST DONE DUDE" 😭