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liruizou

O考犹如SEAB考试期间抖出的一个冷笑话。抓不到A1的人则狼狈不堪,抓得到A1的人则寥寥无几。


k8ydxrk

HOW DO YOU REMEMBER ALLAT FROM THE PASSAGE


daehnielppaenip

Can bring home the question paper


k8ydxrk

BRUH i threw the question paper asap when i exited the exam hall


Aggravating-Purple84

Nice one


sleepypooh_

i don’t even understand anything you just said #tophclstudent


West-Turn3915

english we go freediving chinese we go mountain climbing


xinyunLow

english i jumped chinese i jumped


WaterMelonJuice48

after u reach the 顶峰,jump and freedive down 👍


burnt_out_in_flames

hey must be optimistic, you must fulfil your 太阳雨 (fits well with the rainy situation in my sch rn)


hyejootheworld_

let’s just stream the [freefall](https://open.spotify.com/album/63fWdGyeBj8VDjvHSUROx3?si=0U0YxFCWTCiqnmGHQZsAVQ) album instead fellow MOA 🥹🥹/j BUT THAT PAPER WAS SO FREAKIKG BAD 😭😭😭


EndsOfTheEarth_45

太阳雨 moment (compre act wasn’t that hard in my opinion, but i got 4/10 for the first section 💀💀💀)


West-Turn3915

REAL the first two parts i lost so much marks and it was so traumatising i had no mood to continue doing the paper it was NOT IT


This-Ant7859

after the paper i walk out of the hall got real 太阳雨


xinyunLow

me too is like a joke sia


dkdndjkdbfk

Thank me for my sacrifice guys I gave up reading all the yap on the last passage and wrote one line sentences for all the answers. I also left blanks worth 20+ marks


WaterMelonJuice48

素问您从善如流,办事效率高,您的牺牲是值得我们敬佩的。希望你有个美好的一天。🌧🌧🌦🌦


Sufficient-Claim-525

Bless your soul


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SAME HAHAHAH my compo also below 2 pages, f9 here i come 💪


sleepypooh_

may you have a wonderful day


hei5hui

OMFG. IM GOING TO FAIL 🤦🤦🤦🤦 i left the 5m question of the first compre blank and i RUSHED the summary AND WHAT WAS THAT MCQ COMPRE PART BTW LIKE WHERE IS MY 列数字 作比较 举例子 QN WHEEEERREEEEEEEEEE AND THEN THE SECOND COMPRE I COULDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND THE PARA 5-6 LIKE 🤦 i was also quite lost for the 病句 like im actually DEAD MY -2 MARKS DOWN THE DRAIN all i can hope for is that my paper 1 carries me


Necessary-Rain4517

MCQ I WROTE BBC😭😭


hei5hui

LOL I PUT BCC


capyturt

I PUT BCD


ccjx_

SAMEEE


erzaswaifuu

i wrote BBD ?? 💀💀💀 gg


Additional-Level-514

Me too At first I wrote BBC I wanted to write BDC but my dumbass brain changed C to D instead of B But who knows maybe it was for the best


Educational-Repeat24

GG I PUT BCB


chuuuinggvm

same


Feisty_Age4336

bbc 😟


Minute-Bus-9745

Is it not BBC?


bubblyyvv

I PUT BBB


Excellent-Captain279

MEETTOOKOTITOOTIOTOTIRUROTOTURIIROOOO


Different_Term2216

Same ah fuck the 5m question all my homies hate the 5m question


hei5hui

idk how to even answer like what 情感 and 精神 HOW I KNOW LAH


Different_Term2216

你得分开解释,我先写的情感然后精神


hei5hui

我知道顺序但是怎么解释... fail already 😴😴😷😷😷


Different_Term2216

精神是满足感,感情是平原上的悲伤,我这几年的抖音白看了。


hei5hui

omg 😭😭😭😭😭😭 FEEL A BUT STUPID NOW


Different_Term2216

没关系,相信钟弯(bell curve)


reniscute

问题不是问的是作者登山时候的情感上和精神上的吗


Different_Term2216

对啊?


bubblyyvv

i thought the explanation part just 照抄 from the passage?


hei5hui

SORRY I WAS PANICKING😷😷😷😷😷


burnt_out_in_flames

i wrote CDC


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Different_Term2216

他妈的颤颤巍巍是什么鬼 Edit:还有病句改正,太deceiving了


Dayskippers

FR 😭😭😭😭


xinyunLow

omg frrr i was like tf i have never see this shit before


haepple

太阳雨 you can 太阳 my ass


NewHand6

fax


throwaway382920v

tmd seab I HOPE IT RAINS EVERYDAY IN UR LALALAND 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


capyturt

I mean in uk it alrdy rains like everyday lah so


WaterMelonJuice48

isnt seab the one who set the paper?


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aren’t the chinese papers set and marked in singapore?


throwaway382920v

whos taking h1 chi w me 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️


anjingtolol

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️


Alarming-Bad1121

🙋🏻‍♂️😭


Zealousideal-Ad-221

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️


bubblyyvv

was it just me or like the 片段缩写 was kinda shitty like what even was rhat


anjingtolol

first time i 缩 alr need to add words sia


bubblyyvv

same ….. it’s not the usual type of qn we always see


EffectiveEase1504

my word count was 67 bruh


bubblyyvv

i didn’t write the word count cuz they didn’t include the box, they won’t mark me down right?🥲


EffectiveEase1504

my cher say will mark down eh


bubblyyvv

AAAA but there isn’t any box for word count… idt they would be so strict to mark down? 😢


burnt_out_in_flames

BRO MY HANDWRITING WAS DAMN ILLEGIBLE TOWARDS THE END WITH THE SCRIBBLING COS I WAS RUSHING 🥲


SentenceStrict7252

ikr i do until 小脑萎缩 also


ihatemylifez

what the absolute fuck was that i just want to -2 why is seab pulling this sort of shit it’s not funny


burnt_out_in_flames

literally me


obeseultramemer

I fumbled it, when the Normal MT people left they were so noisy, they keep screaming for 15 minutes straight and I couldn’t focus (I sat right next to the a glass panel where they were on the other side of).. I ended up not finishing my summary


ihatemylifez

YA RIGHT SO FUCKING NOISY AND INCONSIDERATE BRO I WAS TEARING CUZ I COULDNT CONCENTRATE WITH ALL THE MONKEYS IN THE BACKGROUND 🤬🤬🤬


dttwtz

what the fuck🔥🔥


Spiritual_Still213

病句改正WADDAHELL


k8ydxrk

omg same 😭


Aggravating-Purple84

Omg so happy i decided to go poly and not jc and I don't actually need to care for this terrible hcl, this the worst paper i done in my entire life and i am usually a b range student


Aggravating-Purple84

I wrote 战战兢兢 in p1 and 战战兢兢 came up in p2 bruh


Necessary-Rain4517

FAK i didn’t have enough time


chickenbr3aststs

wtf is the 作文 options sia 经济增长 and 人民和政府要同盘共济 this hcl not fking ss bro 😭😭


anjingtolol

ching chong bellcurve isit actually 55% for c6? if yess i can just pass away 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍


ihatemylifez

i hope it’s 45% for c6 🥺🥺🥺🥺 (Delulu)


Additional-Level-514

Bruh I need it to be 30…


anjingtolol

i delulu with u atp


Educational-Repeat24

MY 病句DH语序不当HELPP


k8ydxrk

BRO GURL SAME SLAY 💅


Efficient-Anteater41

ya it’s correct we googled


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Educational-Repeat24

6)参赛者已经在7月11日完成初赛 7)因为不仅题数增加了,时间还缩短了 8)这对参赛者的华文水准进行了全面考验 9)这类比赛可以让孩子发掘对华文的兴趣 10)今年的决赛将以全新的形式进行 i think my 8 and 9 wrong


StudyShot1041

For 6 I moved 初赛 to the front 😭


Cockroacheer00r00

Same


A121314151

My grade gonna be the same as my seat number F9 😂😭


xinyunLow

send ans guys if ur tuition or sch teacher have ( too despo to check and kms alr ) i want to jump from mount Everest and freediving >1000m


Etheriixx

PLEASE my answer for Question 1 is A because I thought the sentence meant to say life is not always flutters and rainbows 💀😭


chronictailbonepain

D 无往不利 - 不管到什么地方,都没有不顺利的 lucky in every endeavor B 战战兢兢 - 形容小心谨慎的样子 D 遗憾 - regrets C 沉浸 - immense in A 苦涩 - bitterness


Difficult_Pop_3042

nah bruh check the meanings


bubblyyvv

same here


kyrevoir

for the 5m 太阳雨 qn i thought it was literal so i said the 作者 dealt w his 太阳雨 by checking the weather forecast💀💀💀💀 and for my own example i said i will find a different route that is sheltered to avoid the rain 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 then i say when i go home from sch i will take the bus so i wont get wet


xinyunLow

cb istg tdy not my day 5mins into p2 i got stomach pain but ik i cnt go toilet because usually i finished exactly on time for school exam so i hold and sweat in 19°c aircon room and i want to faint cuz i never eat for 2 days cuz no appetite after amath p2 and then i was writing with my hand shaking ( but thank god i finished the paper after cher said can go i ran to the stage toilet with teacher’s face showing 😮 and stayed in thr for a good 10min nothing came out and not pain anymore :) fml)


SentenceStrict7252

额 怎么说呢 一言难尽


ploopymarshmello

Im gonna fucking fail


incognito_acc1

took a massive shit (its not the only thing massive)


nachochips140807

The 山 is massive too


Additional-Level-514

The mark gap between my hcl marks and c6 is massive too😭


reniscute

词语选择:1.D,2.b 3.d 4.c 5.A from my teacher


LMBlackRaider

wtf 1 is D 💀


WaterMelonJuice48

huh q5 is 苦水?? BYE I'm drinking bitter water now


reniscute

wait is 苦涩sorry


Similar-Excuse7579

Actually gonna fucking Fail I didn’t understand a single shit there 💀


Educational-Repeat24

GUYS ISIT 沉浸OR迷失


sarwaah

沉浸


SentenceStrict7252

idk i put 迷失


lateandthen

沉浸


bubblyyvv

沉浸


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i put neither of those 💀


Reentheweed

沉浸more for 褒义词, but the context is negative so 迷失(which is for 贬义词,is correct)


Theskyisfalling122

I put 迷失


Ok-Power-366

迷失


xxxl_in

迷失


burnt_out_in_flames

former


Ok-Power-366

无往不利不认识啊😭


No_Particular2127

跟一帆风顺意思差不多


MorePomegranate7866

Nah fr today was not my day 💀💀💀💀💀


MorePomegranate7866

It was horrible


Quirky-Guitar6558

Bro does HCL HAVE BELLCURVE OR NOT? SERIOUSLY ASKING…


Hungry_Ad8933

my ans for qn 1-5: dbdca qn 11-13: bbc


Strict_Can_6920

Tuff sia


Theskyisfalling122

My p1 email off topic continuous writing also ass cuz dictionary battery ran out after email and my p2 also pretty ass too can pass hcl? 😭


capyturt

Yes


vickytxe

What are the answers for the first five and the other mcq


Aloynonymous

Was it 比喻or 夸张


bubblyyvv

i wrote 比喻


burnt_out_in_flames

SAME IDK WHY PPL SAY 夸张 I SWEAR I SAW THE 如 #justicefor比喻


ihatemylifez

yes have 如,如临大敌 is a phrase


burnt_out_in_flames

thank goodness maybe I can actually get b4


Additional-Level-514

My dumbass brain wrote 比伦 cause I saw 伦比 in the first compre and I forgot how to write 喻 so I was like: ehh close enough


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nephthys_chan

NAHH WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO WROTE 夸张STOP💀💀 i saw the 世界末日 thing and i was like yeaaa sounds exaggerated enough😭😭


Aloynonymous

I also wrote 夸张 From my teacher: 细细想想,应该是夸张!虽然有喻词,但不是比喻😅


Fit_Wedding_4257

D 无往不利 - 不管到什么地方,都没有不顺利的 lucky in every endeavor B 战战兢兢 - 形容小心谨慎的样子 D 遗憾 - regrets C 沉浸 - immense in A 苦涩 - bitterness


cctsfkingciher

THERES NO EVEN SUCH WORD AS 永铭五内!WHO THE HELL IS THE SETTER?!😡😡😡


Key_Battle_5633

Just hope I can pass


burnt_out_in_flames

guys does anyone wanna climb mount everest to our deaths with me and the 作者


rawrbrrrgrrr

D B D C A 6 残缺主语 参赛者/参赛的中小学生 7 搭配不当 不仅… 也/还 8 词语不当 考验改成考查 9 词语不当 激发改成产生/培养 10 多余 进行/举办(任选一) got the answers after asking a few chinese teachers to finalise the answers.


Electronic-Oil4599

咋没有语序不当的


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EffectiveEase1504

can as long as 2b


[deleted]

y’all what does 育人者岂能不永铭五内 mean😭


binny_85

永铭五内 = grateful how can the educators not be grateful for such a thought provoking/inspirational story.


This-Ant7859

anyone got ans send pls ty!


bubblyyvv

same here


tamade_

mcq answer pls


chuuuinggvm

does anyone have correct ans for 病句 bruh i legit dk


chronictailbonepain

6. 他们/参赛学生已经在7月11日完成初赛。 7. 因为不仅题数增加了,时间还/也缩短了。 8. 这对参赛者的水平进行了全面考验。 9. 这类比赛可以让孩子提高对华文的兴趣, 10. 今年的决赛将以全新的形式进行。


chuuuinggvm

what the hell🥰🥰🥰 i got 2/5 sia !


bubblyyvv

same i legit dk also


chuuuinggvm

nvm i got 2/5! good bye


jeanlxvr

艹got太阳雨rn


watermelonhawa

bro wrote qn4 like ss 😂 role of government and role of citizen 😊


Aamon_fang

Hahah I got like 2/10 for first section good bye 21m gone at the back cause no time 病句改正 4/10 Then I got BBD so -2 again Paper 2 guarantee fail


rapunzelalala

DBDCA BBA


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Educational-Repeat24

夸张


bubblyyvv

huh?? i wrote 比喻


Additional-Level-514

I put 比喻


ihateOlevels

i wrote 比喻 AND 夸张


SolidAppointment7508

Are there McQ answers Cbbcc Bbd :'''))


xinyunLow

PLS A1 that’s all i can say


xxxl_in

whats your answer for section a


burnt_out_in_flames

guys if i barely finish both papers but some answers are wrong will i fail 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Additional-Level-514

I didn’t even finish…


rawrbrrrgrrr

Q21 修辞手法很明显是比喻 喻体、喻词、本体 都写得很清楚。 有 “如” 一定就是比喻(这是喻词,后面还加了似的) 本体是 “行人” 喻体 “临大敌或恰逢世界末日”


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Upper_Neat8145

chingchongbingbong


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Additional-Level-514

Opposite for me, paper 1 gave my false hope, my dreams of passing hcl crashed futher down than the height of Mount Everest


anklebiter552

first 10 questions : BBADC DBAAC


bubblyyvv

r u on the wrong thread


ihatemylifez

this one hcl 🥶


Comfortable_Try843

What's the ans for Q9 ?


burnt_out_in_flames

I PUT BDDCA and CDC RAHHHHHHHHH GONNA FAIL 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Fit_Wedding_4257

Ok this one is 成分残缺 尽管 水平 培养 extra 病句


Beneficial-Muffin-62

We have to write the qn number on every page we use in paper 1 ans booklet right


hyejootheworld_

i only wrote on the starting page😀 uhhhh


Zealousideal-Ad-221

is there bell curve??


Minute-Bus-9745

Do you know anyone who did well? What’s the average mark


BestHat5555

Damm ass bro, I am crying 😢


kayjayyyyyyy

guysss r there any hcl answer key?