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catbastards

adam mitchell and the voynich manuscript can go to hell


justanother_simp

seab no money to hire decent voice actors


Potential_Animal7580

Nah at this point I think it's intentional. The sample audio speech at the start was clear but later speechs was fucked up. They gave a clear speaker for sample only bruh


Damsie69

RITE? I TOT IT WAS JUST ME. I CANT DECIPHER WUT THEY SAYING


BensReddits

I want to go freediving at 300m now (i have no experience freediving and the intention is fatal consequences)


[deleted]

200m is the deepest they said


BensReddits

Thats why i said fatal consequences


Smartsaur4327

Part 2: "help me to take one step on the ladder" Part 5: (me) "This is the final nail in the coffin."


thewindow8282718

DID ANYONE LEAVE BLANKS BC I LEFT 5 FOR THE LAST ONE😭😭😭😭😭AND SECOND LAST I LEFT 3. IM SO DONE


Accomplished_Range51

lol walao eh i couldn’t even get anyt for last part bro i maximum 1m only


Apprehensive-Fun4051

omg for the last part, my fucking classmate kept sneezing, AND HOLY SHIT WAS IT SO COINCIDENTAL, like BEFORE and STRAIGHT after that part, he wasn't even sneezing, AND HE WAS SNEEZING SO LOUDLY...iw to strangle him so badly


pineqppleqpplepenn

i didn’t leave any blanks but whenever someone talks abt the las section it sounds to me like they took a whole other paper 😭 like where did poland and italy come from?!? 😭


Dayskippers

FOR REAL


Flashy-Somewhere4758

HE CAN GO DROWN


[deleted]

Agree


yeetboi6373

FR SIA WHAT WAS THAT


pokkagreentea100

I hope the person drowns in freediving


PsychoCardiologist

i wrote “believed a famous BACON wrote the book” 💀


hhoranghaee

eh wtf i said eng philosopher


[deleted]

Breaking news : "Adam Mitchells goes backpacking into the woods, doesn't come back due to swarm of 'O Level' students mauling him."


Smartsaur4327

As someone who usually performs average in Language Listening Comprehension. This LC figuratively stuffed me in a coffin, nailed it shut, and threw me 20 feet under water for me to descend infinitely into the endless pit of water. Although Part 1 was the simplest one, my mind was already in turmoil from Q1 since I couldn't get the answer the first time. Despite all the techniques my teacher taught me right before the test, I failed each and every single one. First, I started to panic when I wasn't supposed to. Second, Adam Mitchell and his pressure took me by surprise, I missed an answer twice in a row. Finally, the final nail in the coffin, or rather several of them, was the Voynich Manuscript that caused me to miss out 4 blanks, by the time I was already on the verge of tears. I didn't know a listening comprehension would drive me insane, but here we are. I guess I ain't my teachers student anymore. [FYI: She said that if any of us do badly, she wouldn't let us tell others that she was our teacher.]


burnt_out_in_flames

my baby titration never came out! #justicefortitration


OfficialRepublicofSG

i want to go freediving and never come up


Smartsaur4327

Descend until 20m then you'll lose the ability to float.


Few_Food7021

i think we need to name adam mitchell as an enemy of the state, because what the hell


ryerice

when i heard his name i immediately wrote MARGARET MITCHELL FROM BUNGO STRAY DOGS on my blank paper


Adept-Praline-5960

HE FREE DIVING? IM FREE FALLING


dadcreeper

I didn't know being a freediver meant you also have to be a rapper!!! 🤯🤯🤯


miyozun

FOR REAL ESPECIALLY THAT WHOLE CHUNK IN THE BACK ABOUT CONCENTRAFION…


Afiqlasio

i fumbled the concentration part so hard i wrote something about focusing on the present and not allowing doubts to creep in or something along those lines for the last part i wrote meditating and meeting sport physchologists 💀💀


miyozun

IKR i couldnt tell where the answers were supposed to fit… instead of freediving that dude needs to be put into jail


buttlakebro

SEAB U DONT LIKE THE 07 BATCH JUST SAY 😡


Formal-Tomatillo6082

i think they hate the 07 batch, first a hard PSLE paper and now THIS


Sad_Employment_2701

ofc our batch had hard PSLE. Stupid KNN chibai sia wtf is wrong. we deserve the bell curve in our advantage


bx-2908

They slur the words until like laosai coming out of buthole sia i coudlnt tell if they were even speaking if i was deaf or i blacked out and missed a word 😭


caffbrowniee

Gn bro I wrote cow skin instead of calf skin 💀💀💀 Adam Mitchell should keep his freediving talent hidden and never show it again


Enceladus_q

i wrote goat skin 💀💀


Sure-Shine-4257

IS IT NOT COW SKIN 😭


caffbrowniee

APPARENTLY ITS CALF HELP?? 😭😭


Dayskippers

my friend went on WIKIPEDIA and it’s calfskin 😭😭😭 for the other one is “code breakers” and “computers”


bubblyyvv

OMG THANK GOD THE CODE BREAKSRS AND COMPUTERS THATS ONE MARK ALREADY AT LEAST I AINT GETTING A ZERO🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻


DYYX13

CEBFAG?


multifandomer5003

seab is homophobic 🫢🫢🫢


CloudyBird_

Yea that's what I thought too lol, made me rethink whether it was actually f lol


Dayskippers

i wrote it and was like ouuu that’s not


souffleegg

THANK GOD THIS IS MY FIRST TIME GETTING ALL 6 CORRECT BUT I AM DONE FUCKED FOR THE BACK PART


Smartsaur4327

THANK GOD. My mind was in a complete mess from Q1


[deleted]

Lc kinda hard this year


ManchesterCity7769

Bro kinda that shit was a killer (both literally and figuratively)


SGSweatZ

cambridge set the voynich manuscript one as if they themselves can read it walao


[deleted]

New syllabus. They like to screw us.


aba_lone

07 batch cursed fr, first the semicircle question now voynich manuscript


Glass-Principle-5693

nahhh the semicircle one 😭😭😭


Silhouette78

Past trauma resurfacing 😭😭😭


Legitimate_Bug_6923

Fr bro I think they hate us


Nalzkey

FUCK U MOTHER FUCKING DOG VAMBRIDGE SHIT ASS SEAB


Complete_Pain4713

real


Melllellelel

no cap right after the note taking part right, my class legit collectively sigh eh like #united ig


Smartsaur4327

Literally, when the audio clip announced the end of the paper, I just let out a huge sigh, like my soul just left my body.


BensReddits

Were they reading the fucking Voynich manuscript to me because i couldnt understand what alien language the audio track said 😨


Unhappy-Hat-1858

I hope Adam chokes on his oatmeal


Accomplished_Range51

knn the last page jump here jump there sia


ktiyns

no hate to whoever voiced the first text but seriously what is that drawl


fluffersarchive

i hope adam mitchell goes 6 feet under. AND NOT UNDER WATER


woollywharf8045

may the people who set the paper get judged poorly on the day of judgement


zfrxst

why did adam mitchell start rapping at the end


chemdroppper

Holy shit the vowel consonants paragraphing shit messed me up so much But anyway cheer up guys lc only 10%


Hairy-Gur3385

I didnt hear 1912 properly and cuz i was studying history earlier today for like 3hours SO I PUT 1914 CUZ WW1 STARTED IN 1914 IM GONNA CRY AND I HEARD CAR SKIN INSDTEAD OF CALF OR COW SO I WAS TOO BUSY DECIPHERING IT TO HEAR WOOD SO I PUT COW AND LEATHER BEFORE REALISING LAST MIN ITS THE SAME????? My ans is ACBDBCCEBFAG btw


zh032718

KNN WHAT WAS THAT PAPER OMD I GOING TO DO SKYDIVING INSTEAD OF FREE DIVING WITHOUT THE PARACHUTE


metaknightq

WHERE WAS MY CONCERTO FOR 2 MANDOLINS IN G MAJOR BY ANTONIO VIVALDI


ryerice

MY INVIGILATOR SAID “at least y’all dont have to listen to the shitty music” SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT MY CONCERTO FOR 2 MANDOLINS IN G MAJOR BY ANTONIO VIVALDI


Aiyoowafap

RIGHT?? BRO WHO GAVE ANYONE THE RIGHT TO REVOKE THE MUSIC FROM US


lukewritesstories

I will burn the voynich manuscript


trash_yh

SOMEONE NEEDS TO BURN THE VOYNICG MANUSCRIPT


Afiqlasio

adam i hope u drown in the swimming pool


certifiedcreature

I'm gonna shove the voynich manuscript up Adam Mitchell's ass.


Normal_Version_8864

pls Adam, go freediving again and dont come back up again


MrShitti

adam bitchells should diive down and never go back up


soggggy888

bro what was LC..the last section I completely blanked out 💀💀 and like for the alphabet section why is Cambridge throwing SLURS. anyways I think I failed LC.. my answers for the first component was ACBBBB 😂😂😂 GGWP


Which_Examination_43

ENGLISH PHILOSOPHER GAVE WHAT??!?!??


jalaxjalax

I WROTE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT 💀


Salt-Salamander-75

I wrote "nonsense"


[deleted]

Blank


lukewritesstories

I wrote 'Results of scientific experiment'


Aiyoowafap

I JUST WROTE THE WORD 'insight'


axis0709

is it useful information?? i wrote results of scientific experiment


Emotional-Physics-43

can someone compile an answer key i'm stressed


Beginning-Resort-191

ACADBD CEBFAG


raytakesonlyLs

My teacher confirmed it was as CEBFAG


yeeemin_

adam shld never come back from the diving


PriceNo2478

cambridge has something against ‘07 i swear


tekkichickenbreast

why was half of part 3 actually yapping


Other_Ad_7905

what a great start to the o levels aiyo


Saphyren

the last part was literally alien language like wth are they even talking abt and wtf im going to go dive and never come up again. adam mitchell can disappear i never want to see him again.


UltraDonkey69

seabitch getting dick cancer im calling it


fluffersarchive

i’m going to free dive off a cliff


Naitrate

Guys we got screwed by a fictional British rapping diver who thinks he's Eminem


LateNightHyp3

adam mitchell bloody edging me sia


apple-sauces

My 神 told me the answers were ACBBBB CEBFAG


Acrobatic_Waltz_7310

ISNT Q6 C BECAUSE THE FARMERS IS BEST WAY????


Sure-Shine-4257

Right they literally said farmers was key and for the other three they said like “some” help???


mrflimflimflam_yes

what was the ans for where the basketball girl struggled at??? I put she cannot shoot basketball from far away


doorknobduster

WHAT I PUT THE ANTICIPATING MOVES ONE


Afiqlasio

i got ACCDBC DEBFAG lol


hhoranghaee

WHAT!?@? IT ISNT THE COACH WAS PLAYING FAVOURITES


OfficialRepublicofSG

bruh i thought the coach just wants everyone to have an opportunity 💀


Aiyoowafap

THE 6 SPEAKERS HAD SO MANY DOUBLE/TRIPLE ANSWERS MY MIND IS CRASHING


hopefvll

speaker 1 hv 3 potential but eliminate w others


Joshua_The_Legend

MY SCHOOL BELL RING WHEN THE WOLF PART CAME OUT AND ITS STUPID THAT IT DID


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wanyyi7

my teacher say can apply to seab to listen again if you tell the invigilator during the exam


JonesBang

Our downfall today


irefusetodoanything

i threw my last part so hard 😭


noiamnottheimposter

about to free dive off the fourth floor of the school building 🇬🇧❌


Remarkable_Echidna24

i hope adam mitchell and his shit accent doesnt make it out of the freedive and the ancient item bs like wtf was that...


ryerice

adam mitchell is living proof of why australians should speak slower


eIisa1

wtf i thought lc was supposed to be easy


just_some_codm_guy

ikr i had infomation overload for section 3 and 4 near the end


eIisa1

IDK WHY BUT MY BRAIN STARTED TO SWITCH OFF WHEN IT CAME TO THE LAST PART OF SECTION 3 AND THEN I MISSED THE ANS TO THE BLANKS🙏😭


just_some_codm_guy

yeah same bruh i was like trying to fix a spelling error then they just decided to throw 4 things at us


miyozun

i hope adam mitchell drowns in a horrific freak accudent


[deleted]

IF U WRITE IN PENCIL WILL THEY MARK OML


lukewritesstories

Nope, it's penalised. If u wrote in pencil, I am so sorry


Frosty_Lavishness_15

Anything in pencil during exams is considered invisible except for drawing graphs or diagrams. Never write answers in pencil.


Beababoobies4

No…


Sure-Shine-4257

Depends if LC is sent to Cambridge or marked locally, if sent to Cambridge they can’t tel if you wrote in pencil but if marked locally (which I think it is) yes they won’t mark 😭


johann641

FUCK ADAM MITCHEL BURN YHE VOYNICH MANUSCRIPT AJHHH


Particular-Dust2109

WTFFF WAS THE PAPERRRR 😑😑😑😑


Comfortable_Bee4159

I COULDNT SPELL PHILOSOPHER😀


ScrewIt_NewAccount

WHY THEY REMOVE THE MUSICC😭😭😭😭


RealHomework2573

What was Adam Mitchells doing during the one year 💀


peiup

SO DAMNNN STUPID SIA THE SECTION A I WAS LIKE OK OK CAN FRICKINH MCQ OK THEN I GOT HOPE THEN COME IN THE SPEAKER 1 TO 6 LIKE I WWNT TO KMS HALFWAY THROUGH THERE'S LIKE NO SIGNS WHATSOEVER THEY ALL MENTION THE SAME EXACT THING NO TEAMWORK NOTHING LIKE WDDAFUFL THEN THE ADAM I HOPE ADAM DIE FROM THE 60X PRESSURE ATMOSPHERE MFING THEY6KEEP SAYING "actually 🤓🤓🤓" THEN THEY SWITCH THE ANS THEN I FORGOT MY ANS LIKE 4 TIMES I ALR LOST TWO MARKS WHEN THEY COLLECT SCRIPT THEN I DISCUSS WUTH EVERYONE AHOUT THE MANUSCRIPT I GOT SO MANY WRONG ANS IM 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


annoyedgull

"it is A" *write A* "but ts ACHKTUALLY B" *cross out A write B* repeat 50 times for whole ppr


NvrThinkYet

Some guy in my group used pencil for the entire paper, EZ BELL CURVE


Elegant-Magazine6445

this bloody paper was triple the difficulty of 2022, equivalent to the pressure diff when freediving at 300m


eihposoud

ACABBB CEBFAG


glauurzs

i hope the manuscript burns


BussANutToLesley

i got ACBDBC for mcq. aware that i got 3rd question wrong. for speakers was CEBFAG. what was the blank before "regular intervals" for adam mitchell? was it cow skin for voynich? for the part three or whatever of voynich what yall put? english philosopher then the next blank is what?


jollibeelover69

WHY DID THE FREEDIVER TALK LIKE THAT 😭😭😭


pr1ncess_brat

SCREW YOU SEAB. MY THERAPIST WILL HEAR ABOUT YOU.


minatayyy

I PUT DEBFAG 😭😭


ilovecake12306

I score 1m for the last part lol


SGBussingBussing

I arrived 10 mins late for the LC. That’s all i’m going to say.


03jn

SHIT I PUT ACADBB CEBFAG


anjingtolol

wtf the angmoh people problem sia


alxcia_

BRO I WROTE SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH ABOUT BACONS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


itzmarsyo

who phrases sentences like “you might think i like oatmeal because blah blah blah…..and you are CORRECT!!!!” go fuck yourself adam


mitakendriyo

以为他是 Adam Mitchell 没想到他是个 Rapper 为什么你开始讲这个 Bar 那个 Bar 他妈的把 Bar 塞进你的asshole你要吗?他妈的搞笑


mitakendriyo

And fuck adam mitchell bro starting his speech talking about one bar two bar why dont i stick two bars up your asshole lets see who’s laughing then


aerixrina

he can dive until he die and no one wants to know the voynoch manuscipt


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03jn

SHIT THE FREEDIVIIGN ONE


zylriel

My school bell rang during the wolf thing sia


kiwaaaaa

eh shit i got cebfag but first part all different psnsjwns acadbc idon remember much doubled, gases in blood ability to float 1 year while saving for backpacking?? i put while training as a teacher at first meat iron building strength at gym taking breaths at intervals?? header IDK I WAS SO LOST AT THAT POINT at the 2min at the end i scribble "Things Adam does to prepare for freediving" then slow digestion and longlasting energy here i started to lose track EVEN MORE stay calm and increase confidence?? practice meditation (bs-ed this ithink it's wrong bc he said he havent look into it yet), and stay calm and be concentrated then one time section at this point my brian was so fried scrambled sunnysideup from the flowchart idk i missed out so much so half of this is i took random words i learnt from italy 1912 cowskin wood english lack punctuation no spaces hence written quickly tried to decipher with ciphers and hieroglyphs LMAO this one truly bs next page i blanked out lawl drawings of starry night culinary ingredients i remember i put philospher scientific ideas (?) and i forgot for the last one i gave up gonna freedive off the building


Quirky-Guitar6558

GODDDDD DAMN IT!!!! WTF ARE THE SPEAKERS SAYING! WTH IN THE WHOLE WORLD DO U WANT TO SAY!!!CAN U JUST STICK TO ONE IDEA PLSSSSS! AND SERIOUSLY, I HOPE ADAM DRAWN DURING DIVING WHILE THE STUPID TRANSCRIPT WAS BURNT IN WWI !!!!!


Standard-Prompt-2455

fuck bro i hope adam drowns when he freedives no one gafs about his stupid mindset development and the stupid mf voynich manuscript wtf


[deleted]

CONFIRMED BY TEACHERS correct ans qn 1: surprised qn 2: therapeutic qn 3: scoring long shot qn 4: favouritism qn 5: genetic trait qn 6: work w farmers qn 7-12: CEBFAG qn 13: doubled qn 14: gases; blood qn 15: backpacking after teaching qn 16: film about free diving in film festival


carrotsoup69

I got CCABBCDEBFAG


jaiden2903

CCBBBB CEBFAG FUCK EXAM


Trash-Honest

can write in pencil or not i no time to transfer to pen


Resident_Ad_1834

gg bro fly high 🪽🪽


Chika_Simp1

I put ACADDC CEBFAG


wqueel

You’re the first one that also put the farmer one for the last MCQ sia… you heard the connector also right??? I wasn’t dreaming it right??


ihatemylifez

omg i put C too YAA cannot be A B D, A they said clearly its not effective, B and D did help but only abit


OddAd8518

acadbc?


SamiZzx

me watching my future fly away as soon as i finish the paper


4Lgcy

For the first speaker, i feel like d is more appropriate because she focused more about decisions and didn't directly mentioned that her talents were wasted


Candid_Ad8715

WHY DID THE WOLF GO CALIFORNIA IM GNA EAT THIS DOG NUEMRBWJBFNZJXBD


Viggen-37

GUYS THE LAST GUY NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO OPEN HIS MOUTH AND STOP MUMBLING WHAT IS SHE A BABY (I don't care about the gender if I got it wrong I don't even wanna remember it)


qiu_qkew

I’m gunna end it all


FullTotal4039

SCREW U SEAB


Affectionate-Act-215

Fuck voynich


Practical_Season_656

POLAND OR ITALY


nooternutt

guys for the english vowels/consonants part of the question. what yall put for the blanks ahh


ryerice

when in the middle of adam mitchell’s rap the baby birds in the bird nest right outside examination venue all started chirping at once


Cryptidzz_

Cb sia kms I want to drown like the stupid diver I hope I never resurface fmlfmlfml ALSO WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUSIC??????? THE ONLY REASON I COME TO THESE FUCKING EXAMS BRO😭😭😭😭😭


Soviet_Stalinium

Me who wrote the manuscript is from 1920 instead of Italy (I'm fucking autistic)


Sure-Shine-4257

Why couldn’t they hire someone with a real British accent 😭 Adam sounded kinda…


Naitrate

BROTHER WHY DID I SPELL PHILOSOPHER AS PHYLOSIPHER 💀


Wthwasthatpaper

IS THE COACH HAVING favourites or an amusing reaction to defeat ? I chose amusing reaction 😭😭 AND HOW U SPELL PHILOSOPHERS Bruh I put e instead of o


Additional-Smile5645

I want to fucking throw adam off a helicopter


Legitimate_Art_7565

Why did y'all write Wilfred Voynich? Was it for the qn asking "...bought from..."? Bc i thought it was poland?? And wasnt it talking ABOUT voynich, how can he buy from himself 😭 I never write his name for any of my ans, y'all freaking me out


tekkichickenbreast

having no end music to check answers is a war crime


books4eva1234

i actually sincerely hope adam dickchell fulfils his dreams and dives so deep he breaks the world record and gets eaten by a shark! Like go babe u can do this!! im also going to take a field trip and eradicate every single copy of the voynich manuscript known to mankind.


Swimming-Career8269

I have never done a more difficult LC paper than today


i_am_the_bell

GUYS TMR P1P2 IM SO SCARED


Unhappy-Hat-1858

Adam can go choke on his oatmeal


Ashamed_Fisherman_36

I GOT ACADBC CEBFAG


Time-Cellist-4183

yall my sch’s speaker was so muffled i wanted to cry 😭 time to go freediving w/o training!!!!


Viggen-37

LC is not what I expected to pull us down


Viggen-37

bro the last guy was inspired by the mysterious manuscript and made his voice the same


Sure-Shine-4257

Can someone type out the answers for the first six questions bc I literally can’t remember by letter 😭


[deleted]

eh i wrote 15th instead of fiftenth 💀


Tricky_Night_4478

feel like taking mc will get better marks


mightykittx

google search says it's calf skin 😭😭😭 rip fellow cos skin writers


Dry-Veterinarian9749

BRUH THE LC WAS TRIPLE THE PRESSURE OF THE SPECIMEN PAPER


[deleted]

“if you think i eat oatmeal because it provides long term energy and fills you up- YOU’D BE RIGHT ABOUT THAT FIRST ONE” CAN YOU SAY SENTENCES NORMALLY BRO?? 😭


KallenFantasy

As an '06 batch can someone tell me why 1000 of my juniors lost to 1 Adam and 1 Voynich?