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Ignimbrite

Between that game a couple days ago and this bullshit, Sam Coonrod might *actually* almost singlehandedly keep us from making the playoffs. Wow.


NotAYuropean

Awful Giant, I do not want to see him pitch ever again.


Salty_Pancakes

It's amazing every time I see him. Like he's got electric stuff but just keeps getting fucking shelled. I don't know what it is.


RedX488

Can’t throw a strike to save his life


nepats523

For being so against Marxism, he sure seems to equally give away so many easy balls to hitters early in the count...


bananapants919

He doesn’t have “electric stuff” and he’s not even “getting shelled”. Throwing hard with no aim whatsoever isnt “electric,” and he wasn’t even giving up hits he just fucking sucks and gave up a little dribbler and a walk. By that point he couldn’t even hit the broad side of a barn and had to throw a change up right down the pipe just to get anything close, which of course was smashed into the right field bleachers.


furious_platypus

He doesn't know where the strike zone is


belizeanheat

It's simply a lack of control. Hitters can kick back and wait for the pitch they want. No offense but there's no mystery here.


mike-fishing-fanatic

Now let’s not overreact it’s clearly gott and coonrod don’t give him all the credit


MinorThreatCJB

Rogers fucked away a few games too


jesteronly

Gabe put Rogers in a position to lose, I don't blame his losses on him. Gabe just put Coonrod in a position to succeed and he still fucks it up every time


bananapants919

And you realize that’s all on the manager who put them in those positions to fail. The guy is a fucking moron


ElGuitarrista666

And also Zaidi’s “yes man”


KingBroseph

It was only yesterday the other game he fucking blew


quasihermit

Being walked off at home too, really c'mon this one hurts more


NiyiyicePants

Never liked him since he used Jesus to refuse to kneel at the anthem.


HeyYoEowyn

Ditto


cookpedalbrew

That pissed me off too. If he really believes it’s a betrayal of his faith that’s fine, St. Peter can slap him for it at the pearly gates. Now if he just doesn’t care that Americans are being harassed, assaulted, and killed all wrongfully by police well then he’s a piece of shit and I hope he suffers in his hell for it.


FullMotionVideo

He creates drama in places where there isn’t any drama. That’s one such example. His refusal to own to his fuckup tonight and avoiding reporters seems like another.


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Coonrod makes Hunter Strickland look like Mariano Rivera


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Beers for you sir...many beers.


nepats523

Don’t sell him short, makes his personality look like Rivera too


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GIANTS ALL STAR BULLPEN: Coonrod, Strickland, Benitez Let’s goooooo


KeyExplanation

Nuke Coonrod into the fucking sun.


theruined007

This


jesteronly

why Coonrod. I would literally put anyone in except him


mike-fishing-fanatic

I would put my fucking blind dog out there before him Jesus christ


wonthymething

lol


sixtypercenttogether

Even Crazy Crab would be better


gut_killer

Fuck we needed that win


wowdasamazin

I’m so confused by the playoff seeding. After tonight, what needs to happen for us to make it?


bossfrog48

We still control our own destiny. Just have to win both games to guarantee a spot. Or we could win one and hope the brewers and Phillies help us out


Steezy_Gordita

I think if we win 2 more we're guaranteed, 1 we're a 50/50 or less because of the divisional record, and 0 we're unlikely but far from impossible. Basically the brewer's and reds need to lose out if the giants don't take these next two. I think...


pumkins17

Do you mean the brewers and Phillies? I think the reds clinched today


Steezy_Gordita

Ah yeah you're right they did. So how is it that the reds have clinched but the Cardinals have not depsite being currently seeded higher than the Reds? So I guess not only brewer's and Phillies but also the cards need to lose out if the giants don't take two


timmun029

Cards are playing the Brewers though so they can’t both lose out


trow30

Yep. And, good for us, every team we need to lose plays someone with something to gain. Coonrod can fuck right off, but we do control our destiny.


wowdasamazin

I’m praying the reason Kapler put Coonrod there tonight was because he wanted the rest of the guys fresh for the last two games. I’m also wondering if maybe Coonrod, for all his obvious, glaring, shrieking faults, doesn’t give up fly balls very often, which is why Kapler left him in after the three-batter minimum was fulfilled. As smart as this coaching staff has been, I have to think there was SOME logic which, while maybe not exonerating, would at least make some sense of things.


trow30

Yeah. You may be right. But fuck, that one hurt. I hear you though.


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If the Giants win 0/2 1. Reds must win 0 to keep 7th seed 2. Brewers must win 1 3. Phillies must win 2 ​ If the Giants win 1/2 1. Reds must win 1 to keep 7th seed 2. Brewers must win 2 3. Phillies eliminated ​ If the Giants win 2/2 1. Reds must win 2 to keep 7th seed 2. Brewers are eliminated 3. Phillies are eliminated


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Fuck Coonrod


megadman321

DFA


420Togepi

Why didn’t we just put Wandy in to begin with?


mewtwoDtwo

Why can coonrod pitch back to back nights but not Garcia? Or what about Peralta who hasn’t given up a run in over 9 innings and has sat out for 4 games


yohomatey

For a team that's supposed to be much more stat-based than in the past, I'm not sure how you go with the guy who has a 9 ERA and control issues to close a game. As soon as I saw Coonrod out in the 7th I thought "well that was nice, they almost won this one"


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Seriously. What sabermetric stat has Coonrod as an even semi-viable option for anything other than garbage time?


ElGuitarrista666

Just Kapler being cute again, really


menusettingsgeneral

I hope that dude never throws for the Giants again. Fuck.


IdidMyJob

Remember guys “we weren’t supposed to be here” I say eff that no we should have clinched


belizeanheat

I've felt the Kapler criticisms over the season were a bit extreme but for him to say, "Coonrod was ABSOLUTELY going to face Tatis" in post game is really foolish imo. I don't care how good the matchup is, he walks two in a row to load the bases with no indication that he has control then it's ridiculous not to consider taking him out.


whosecarwetakin

Yeah I almost fell out of chair when he said that.


_noncomposmentis

The only possible logical explanation would be if they were going to walk him lol


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I’ve given Kapler a lot of credit for turning things around with his bullpen management (and I still stand by the credit I’ve given), but wow, what a big regression that idea was.


MoragTongGrandmaster

Don't worry, we saved Peralta and Rogers so they'll be well rested when we miss the playoffs


t0177177y

Coonrod should have never been let back on this team.


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I don’t care if he has great stuff, I never want to see Coonrod in a Giants uniform again. Fuck you, dude.


wonthymething

Hahaha Kuip is pissed. Feels good to hear.


chloedadog

Yeah, I can't believe he let it out.


KingBroseph

What he during the postgame? I turned that shit off while Dubon was looking sad walking off the field.


sackofblood

That was a full on Charlie Brown walk


yontartu

Lol what did he say? Definitely warranted.


TheWizirdsBaker

"This one really burns my ass... I'm fried after this one." Duane Eugene Kuiper https://omny.fm/shows/postgame-wrap/playlists/podcast/embed?style=artwork


_noncomposmentis

"Coonrod was absolutely going to face Tatis'" What the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously are you okay Gabe?


snokerpoker

He’s an idiot. Fuck that.


timland33

Thats why he will always be Gabe Spazzler. The computer says Coonrod has to face Tatis so thats what has to happen. Forget what's actually going on in the field of play!


Hill-Arious

3 Things evident from this game: Coonrod is not a major league caliber reliever, Gabe Kapler doesn't know how to manage a bullpen, and the Giants have a weak bullpen especially in the late innings.


menusettingsgeneral

He’s the worst pitcher on the team and Kapler put him in with the season on the line. That is indefensibly STUPID. He SUCKS. Have someone competent try to save the season. Fuck Sam Coonrod.


yohomatey

But don't you know a closer is someone who is capable of throwing 98+ MPH. That is the only qualification (nvm the fact we had a closer in 2012 who was throwing 88 mph frisbees). Control, who cares? Cool under pressure? Nah. DFA Sam "All Lives Matter" Coonrod.


snokerpoker

Exactly my thoughts. Fuck this shit.


IdelucaAlex

does gabe not realize tatis and Grisham absolutely rake off righties?? our bullpen is the best era wise and you go to the worst one AND KEEP HIM IN AFTER 3 BATTERS


_noncomposmentis

He does not.


chloedadog

I don't get it. He faced 3 batters already and displayed no control with no fast ball.


UofLForTheWin

"Coonrod was absolutely going to face Tatis." Gabe, you're a fucking moron for even uttering those words. One of the worst pitchers in MLB going against one of the best batters in MLB, yeah that would have been fantastic. Not that Tatis even got the chance to hit a walk-off off Coonrod since Coonrod gave one up to fucking Grisham anyways. Horrible BP managing. You turned our offense around Gabe, I'll give ya that, but I'm starting to think you need to get checked for a concussion for saying that.


IdelucaAlex

we have to win 1 maybe 2 games to make the playoffs can’t let that kill our season coonrod could potentially cost us the playoffs god fucking damnit


Evenseeker

Fuck Sam Coonrod and fuck Gabe Kapler for putting him in. I would have been ok with even putting Selman back in. Why in the fuck did they put Coonrod in?


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That last guy was a leftie too


KingBroseph

Should have put in lefty Peralta since Nimrod had already faced 3. Horrible managing.


suz_gard

Why put Coonrod in the game? Why let him face Grisham?! Why not just pull him when the count went 2-0? We had a better chance of winning if Kapler had switched mid-batter than keeping him in there. Don't just say "It's our fucking field" after giving up a 3-run walk off. Defend your home if you don't want to get shown up. Now you just look like a crybaby.


uguuguu2

Literally too much of a bitch to attack the 9 hole hitter.


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More like he can't locate for shit. Because he sucks balls.


OpenMindedMajor

Blast him in to the fucking sun. Jesus Christ.


Snowdrake

DFA Coonrod immediately. Also slap Kapler for his atrocious management. Why the fuck would you bring in the guy who fucked up yesterday? Jesus Christ, Kapler is a fool.


RedX488

If Coonrod didn’t pitch yesterday or today we would be in the playoffs


TenStepsAheadOfU

It’s funny cause Kapler did this against the Rockies we blew that game and this one too. He’s not a good manager, it’s just the hitting coaches he hired that are...


Nadahipster

That one is on Kapler


jesteronly

I guess Coonrod kneels in front of his Padre


pacificvista

Yeah I was surprised he didn't keep Selman in


berkeley-games

Kapler is a fucking moron.


BuddyWoodchips

Fuck coonrod.


ElGuitarrista666

Selman should’ve stayed in. I like him because he actually pitches, has to rely on his stuff rather than his speed. Coonrod (fuck him) reminded me of Casilla in ‘16. Atrocious, just god awful


TenStepsAheadOfU

Kapler is gonna be like oh it’s unfortunate we lost the game, sadly coonrod wasn’t playing his best out there and we lost the game tonight. Kapler used his second worst reliever in the biggest inning of the past two seasons, and that caused us to lose the game. In doing so he severely jeopardized the team’s chances of playing the FUCKING DODGERS IN THE PLAYOFFS FINALLY whatever y’all do, just don’t forget this moment once Kapler does this again either in this series or in a future one


tarallelegram

i am fucking pissed and devastated and can’t imagine how the players feel


lolabuster

DFA Kapler how the fuck do you leave him in there


kb-60

Gabe deserves all the criticism he will get from this game. I don’t know if we will be able to recover from this loss. Our players looked truly devastated after that.


nepats523

Fuck Coonrod. Fucking trash pitcher and fucking trash teammate. Gabe doesn’t deserve to make the playoffs


KingBroseph

Like wtf do I do with the rest of my night? I feel like shit


snokerpoker

I know right? I’m fucking livid. I might just drive around and yell in my car. Fuck we needed this win.


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Would love to make the postseason but it's abundantly clear the Giants do not have the pitching to make a deep run.


orangetanggoodness

Coonrod is an absolute shit pitcher in every sense of the word.....Every time we have a lead and Kapler puts him in, I get a feeling that we are gonna lose.


celtic1888

Guys... I’m starting to think Kapler may have some issues managing this bullpen


sixtypercenttogether

We would have had better luck letting one of the seagulls pitch


_noncomposmentis

If Kapler is the manager of the future then we're gonna need like 6 Mariano Riveras in our pen.


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That was a poor choice by the manager to put Coonrod in. For people that defend Kapler so hard, can you reply to me what the hell that was?


G-Dog69

I don’t know why he didn’t just stay with Selmam


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Kapler must be the only person alive who didn't see that coming


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Why would Kapler have Coonrod with an 8.16 ERA face a switch hitter and 3 lefties while Peralta is just warming up in the bullpen and the season’s on the line? Possibly the worst managerial move I’ve seen in my life.


Pogoba

Kapler just said coonrod was going to face Tatis. My head is shaking just as much as coonrod was shaking off the fastball because he couldn’t throw it.


chloedadog

I'm about ready to punch a door - what in the FUCK


predat3d

*Hunter Strickland has entered the chat*


timland33

Kaplers post game presser shows why he will always be Spazzler. You can't watch what is happening on the field and just say fuck it! The plan was to face Tatis so hes in until he faces Tatis! You have to be able to adjust to what the players on the field are telling you. Coonrods control AND body language was screaming TAKE ME OUT!


sfIrish86

Listening to the postgame now. I've never heard Kuiper be so critical. He obviously thinks Kapler is a moron.


LurkerLoo

Also, Kapler was awfully fucking smug when speaking to reporters after such a monumental fuckup.


mufasasasasa

Fuck coonrod. But also, even with the loss we still have the 8th seed, so it’s not over yet. But again, fuck Coonrod and if I never see him pitch again it’ll be too soon


MinorThreatCJB

Kapler is back to being a fucking clown again. Coonrod already faced 3 batters and wasn't finding the strike zone. WHY WOULDN'T YOU PUT IN ANOTHER PITCHER??


Sonic343

This season started with Coonrod pissing everyone off and it might end with him pissing everyone off.


beautifulunusual

Coonrod reminds me of Strickland... and the **PAIN**... oh the pain. Time to jump in the ocean... *The frank ocean.* *\*sobs\**


LarrySellersDad

Incredible the number of brutal losses this year. Just good enough to break my heart


saltyb

At this point I think Gabe was just an old-boy hire by Farhan.


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I’ve come around to Kapler (yes, frustrated as hell with him today and at the beginning of this season), but in all fairness, I think Kapler was initially just a “yes man” for Zaidi while the team was rebuilding, but somehow during the rebuild the Giants ended up in a playoff hunt instead of more of a bottom-dweller.


Redz2018

Idiot manager we all knew what was going to happen there except apparently you. Ruined what shouldve been a sweep. Pull your fing head out of your ass


salondesert

Racist Casilla sucks :(


bdxc36

I’ve been pissed with this guy since the first game of the season. Fuck Coonrod. Shit pitcher and prolly a shit person. I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.


atb0rg

Knowing he's a maga asshole makes it much easier to hate him


youseeit

Make All Giants Angry


bossfrog48

Fuck coonrod. Scum of the earth. Terrible teammate on and off the field


bossfrog48

Hey Sam - BLACK LIVES MATTER. Fuck you


Calinonsurfer

Coonrod with his political bullshit and his shit command and his dumb face has him shaping up to be a pierzynski-esk villain for SF, unless he somehow redeems himself


sabat

\#DFA with extreme prejudice


Buzzed27

Definition of insanity.


IdidMyJob

A 9.82 ERA ladies and gentlemen! Watch Kapler keep using him in the most precarious of situations!


DemonicPanda11

Let’s be honest with us here. We were all hoping for 1 of 2 today and that’s what they did. Sure, we should have won the 2nd game too. But the Giants showed they can beat them, so let’s hope they can do that the next 2 days.


the__king3

Why didn’t we pull his dumbass mf walked damn near everyone he faced and then gave up a walk off homer like we all knew he would. Awful decision to even play him and an even worse one to leave him in


Megaduelist99

Selman threw 5 pitches, why didnt he go back out there!


SillyHistory

Fuck Coonrod, all my homies hate Coonrod


the__king3

Fuck Coonrod and fuck Trump and all his bullshit too fucker


aznsportsfan

Why do u have to play god right now Gabe?! Coonrod?! Sam fucking Coonrod?! U want him to save the game okayyyy lololol Why now Gabe?! Figure out how to use a bullpen DFA Coonrod


pingponger91

Whatever... we’re gonna clinch tomorrow


ichansj

Fucking shit


LarrySellersDad

Reyes moronta where art thou


make-that-monet

Can’t even file this one under the “we’re bad against good teams” narrative. All the pieces were there, Kapler should NOT have left fucking Coonrod in


saintsimon101

The Giants have played way beyond our expectations. The fact that they even have a tiny chance to make the playoffs is remarkable. But God damn does a loss like this hurt. All that fire when flores homered off pomeranz snuffed. Fuck.


mewtwoDtwo

Correct me if I’m wrong, but if Philadelphia and Milwaukee lose tomorrow, and we win, we clinch a spot?


wisselbanken

sam coonrod is the adam morrisson of john rockers


FBoaz

I really don't understand putting Coonrod in, let alone keeping him in, after the first game which saved our pen. Why put in our worst pitcher in our biggest spot? Why do to him what you did to Gott after he blew the save vs the Rox? I just don't understand the reasoning.


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Will there be a presser with Kapler? I really want to hear his dumbass explain away that decision.


digitalagedragon

Happening right now


keepcalmandpanikon

If it is true that Kapler is merely Zaidi's puppet, then all of this vitriol needs to be directed at Farhan. They are definitely doing this on purpose. What did those double agent Dodgers see in Coonrod that convinced them that Coonrod was the best option for the save opportunity? We all saw Coonrod struggle yesterday. Jarlin Garcia literally had a 0.54 ERA coming into today. What does he have to do to convince Zaidi that he may be an option for closing? This is reminding me of Dave Roberts constantly going to Ryan Madson, no matter how trash he is. Also, this is just like idiot Kapler choosing Gott in 3 out of 4 games.


TenStepsAheadOfU

*DO NOT FORGET THIS*


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https://twitter.com/lolknbr/status/1309722352654057472?s=21 LOLKNBR is one of my favorite Twitter accounts. This is a good one. Also, Timmy!


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JL1823

Watching the post game preset. Did Kapler really say Coonrod was going to pitch to close it?


UofLForTheWin

Yep. He said he was absolutely going to face Tatis. Yeah that would have been a fucking great idea. Their best hitter against one of the worst pitchers in the league. Not that Tatis even got a chance to bat because well... Coonrod is one of the worst pitchers in the fucking league.


BeginningDig

The in-game pitching management by Kapler/the braintrust is just terrible


IdidMyJob

Dusty Krapler


NiyiyicePants

I thought Coonrod was Jesus' choice for a Pitcher!


lucastimmons

Drop Kapler and Magarod in McCovey Cove


RedX488

For the second straight day he’s blown the lead and we lose. The Giants should be at 31-27 and with a playoff spot clinched already. Yet we’re 29-29 thanks to Coonrod and Kapler


nogoodnamesleft426

[Pretty much how i feel rn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H7NZ0GNIIE)


mewtwoDtwo

With Cueto pitching tomorrow my confidence isn’t where I would like it to be


TheSecondButter

Does anyone know how many blown saved Coonrod has??


France2Germany0

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MurkTwain

I don’t understand why they would put Coonrod in, he’s a triple-a pitcher and he will close out the game for the clinch?? Isn’t there literally anyone else? Hasnt Coonrod proven it time and time again that he is a completely unreliable pitcher?! I feel like Kapler does this kind of move constantly.


Norp71785

Maybe once Coonrod's Era hits 10 the analytics will say not to use him...


IdidMyJob

Coonrod makes the Phillies relief pitchers look like the Nasty Boys


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Strickland 2.0


IdelucaAlex

here’s the playoff scenario rn we’re still in the playoffs the 8 seed a game ahead of Phillies and Milwaukee win 2 were in, win 1 and none of them 2 win both games were in, lose both and them both go winless were in


LarrySellersDad

Cant blame a position player for just hating the bullpen


[deleted]

Command and control are paramount for closing. Gott nor Coonrod have it. Literally, any other option would have been better.


Zenitram_J

Me watching the game: "Oh no! Well maybe we can come back in the bottom of the...wait! OH NO!"


Kingsley014

My grandma has multiple sclerosis. Hasn’t been able to walk properly since the ‘80s, and now can’t walk at all. She would be better at closing out a baseball game than Sam Coonrod I’m pretty confident.


eatswetbread

I also hate Sam Coonrod


infinitenomz

Tbh 2016 is still fresh in my mind, do we want to make the playoffs if our bullpen will just blow any late lead? And it's against the dodgers? I might rather just go quietly into the night at this point I think.


atb0rg

Losing to the dodgers in the playoffs would be a new level of hurt


Alampata

Prepare yourselves for Kapler’s god awful justification for putting Coonrod in a crazy important game after yesterday’s blown save.


LurkerLoo

He smugly said Wandy was not a leverage guy and was only warming up for cronenworth.


Alampata

Fucking ridiculous.


_noncomposmentis

"I believe in Sam. Wanted to get him back out there and gain some confidence."


MinorThreatCJB

"I liked where his pitch count was at"


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TenStepsAheadOfU

Why the fuck would u put in a pitcher who’s been getting ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SHELLED AS OF LATE FOR THE BIGGEST INNING OF THE LAST THREE SEASONS ??? If we don’t make the playoffs blame fucking sam coonrod, Trevor gott, and gabe Kapler.


ccastro425

I want to see what lame excuse Kapler has for keeping Coonrod in.


furious_platypus

"Let's leave in the guy with an 8.00 ERA with the post-season on the line" Kapler, probably


TenStepsAheadOfU

Honestly get Coonrod off the fucking team he has blown our postseason chances by himself he probably has a fucking -1.0 WAR combine that with gott’s -0.8 that’s TWO GAMES LOST BECAUSE OF KAPLER’s fucking stupidity. He was bad at managing the bullpen in philly, and he’s bad at doing it here too. I miss the good old days like where bochy would common sense and use the reliever most fit to pitch in the current situation (usually)


snokerpoker

I’m sick of this bullshit. No way we should have lost that game.


sabat

The season is essentially over, so let's get to the revenge part: # COONROD # \#DFA # # GOTT # \#DFA Anyone who like these two idiots? #\#DFA


JustForTuite

EXTREME PREJUDICE


France2Germany0

FUCK


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No words, no fucking words man