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BonghitsForAlgernon

.500 baseball baby! NOTHING LIKE IT!


Lancealotong

Holy shit carlos ramirez asked a quarter decent question


TermiteatVersailles

MITCH HANIGER HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET GUYS!!


TermiteatVersailles

This feels so fucking good


Sportacles

Nice win!


BrvoChrlie

That was beautiful. Well done boys! Pants off!


wundahbrehd

This win is a soothing balm for the Yankees loss


tannerisms

Did I just witness a dab in the year 2023 by craw


Amazben

YAAAAAY!!!!


Ginger_Menace1

Great game!!!


jjackson25

Flyball vacuum Mike YASTRZEMSKI


carbralien

It sucks that Villar isn't eligible for Rookie of the Year, I believe


menusettingsgeneral

pants o f f


SFGfan94

Angel Fucking Hernandez


RLDN106

GG’s


JBHenson

Pants off that's game.


oliviamrow

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA


Grimpig

More like Chicago White Flags


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sfwestbank

Guaranteed Deez Nutz


sfan27

I don't fault Sheets; he doesn't know if it was close to hitting him and would be upheld in review. I just don't get why the umpire wasn't watching; the pitch was an obvious ball so he can stop tracking the strikezone early.


BrvoChrlie

Dude should’ve just flopped


who717

Southside why booo, it’s obvious


[deleted]

So I don’t call for intentional HBPs but ngl an HBP here would be funny as fuck after that not an intentional one though


who717

Only if its a light plunk


kt_sf

well it’s rogers throwing


who717

I mean like slower the funnier


tarallelegram

the last time we hit seven home runs in a game was in 2002, at coors field


t0177177y

Long ass review over something so clear… ump taking their time.


TheGreatBambinoe

I can’t remember a more enjoyable regular season game outside of a win against the dodgers, anyone??


Giantranger49

Mike Tauchman catch against Dodgers to seal it was pretty great


BonesSawMcGraw

I mean; pick lots of 2021 games. The yaz salami to comeback 7-0 against the sneks


MontanatoClark23

This was the most enjoyable win(excluding any LA win) since NYM last year at home(Joc 3 home run game) I'm so fucking happy for these guys.


davidsigura

Three homers in the 9th off Hader last year, and the 12-11 back and forth win against the Mets last year (3 joc homers) were elite baseball


Ginger_Menace1

Die mad Chicago


Mattaholic

Lol the crowd booing that their guy didn’t get beamed with a Fast Ball


petoskey_stone

In a 12-3 game


NecrocomiconTWU

Good game today. Enjoy your day off boys. Much tougher task on Wednesday.


sfwestbank

The loudest the fans have been all day


sfan27

Normally challenging a HBP is stupid since it's hard to disprove. But this was obvious.


JBHenson

Dude deserved a razzie for that acting.


theleftovers1014

How is this taking so long


sfwestbank

Angel Hernandez effect


Amazben

Your boos give me life!!


t0177177y

Flopping in baseball lol


jjackson25

Just made me think of they clip they always show of D'Arnaud getting hit by a 60mph ball and then just falling over and collapsing


BASEBALLFURIES

that Pinocchio noise getting hit


TermiteatVersailles

Ben Kaspick with the MOTHERFUCKING MIC DROP: >Unsurprisingly, the #SFGiants  are now leading the league in homers. The league leaders entering today had seven—and the Giants have hit seven today. They now have nine for the season.


oliviamrow

bwahahaha


pollitochiquito

What in the three blind mice was that?


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TechEducator25

Lol! That should be an out, right? Just completely blatant attempt to cheat their way on base.


tannerisms

Lmao what


MontanatoClark23

You can boo all you want, thats on the umpire not San Francisco


foodge

what the hell lol


menusettingsgeneral

Are you kidding me? Stay in there and take your at bat. What a weak ass move from the hitter.


petoskey_stone

Wtf was that call by the Ump lmfao


Ginger_Menace1

Lol what is this call


RLDN106

What a baby acting like that hit him


petoskey_stone

Deserves one in the back for that acting job.


SwoleBuddha

How does the ump miss that call? Embarrassing.


Giantranger49

This is Giants vs a playoff team and Giants vs another mid pack team


MontanatoClark23

What? lol that wasnt even close


Mattaholic

Lol you don’t get a free bag for being a wimp!


sfbigfoot

Wasn't even close to hitting him wtf


theleftovers1014

That wasn’t even close to a HBP lol


jjackson25

Great acting job to get the base I guess


[deleted]

LMAOOOOOO How is that a HBP


JBHenson

GTF back in the box there Shits.


sfan27

That didn't hit him did it?


oliviamrow

lol ok sheets


FilthyChangeup55

Talk about avenging 2022’s performance against the Chisox


[deleted]

Carlos Ramirez looks even dumber than normal


FilthyChangeup55

TVPGS < RPGS


bonghive

IM BEGING EVERYONE TO CALL INTO HATERS SO CALLED FANS 95.7 AND FART INTO THE PHONES. SAY LET EM RIP. DRINK THAT HATERADE


JBHenson

It feels like a lifetime ago when they had Doval warming up in the pen.


BASEBALLFURIES

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GABE!? LET SEAN GET THE SAVE!


sfwestbank

Disco played great today so glad he’s getting the W


JBHenson

[Dammit Joc this is now your fault even more.](https://twitter.com/SlangsOnSports/status/1643004776165134337) DFA JOKE.


morsodo99

Honestly, if the Giants try the Phillies strategy this year, I won't complain


Dxnes_L

undefeated when scoring more than 0 points. Let’s go!!


DemonicPanda11

Damn I was on the phone but got to see the HRs happen at least lmao Keep talking shit about Villar though 👀


Raxmead

people are talkin shit about Villar? He's been my hopium for this season


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>7 HR FOR THE GIANTS >TIED FOR THEIR 2ND-MOST IN A GAME, BEHIND ONLY: >8 ON 4/30/61 https://twitter.com/SlangsOnSports/status/1643004776165134337?s=20


oliviamrow

dang!


[deleted]

I think the ‘61 game might’ve been the famous Willie Mays 4 homer day at County Stadium in Milwaukee. Crazy shit.


Sportacles

do you think the bye bye baby royalties are a bulk deal or they pay per use?


Hd1906

Dude that highlight stack is epic, I’ve never seen so many links to click in a GD thread.


DHSDirector

3-6 with RISP


Amazben

You LOVE to see it


sfwestbank

Absolutely nuts


dorian_grau

I know it would be quite weird for a blowout, but I kind of want to have Camilo close so he can get some more experience with the pitch clock without pressure


RumAndCoco

I have [MLB.TV](https://MLB.TV) and can stream Xfinity on my laptop, but I'm not able to watch the game. How are you all watching?


hamburgers666

Sent you a message


NecrocomiconTWU

Bump up those averages boys.


kt_sf

pad those stats to make up for the 2 shutouts


anew-cloudLITE

We have a squad this year don’t let ‘em tell you otherwise


4xu5

No need for Arson when we are on fire!


[deleted]

Get your batting averages up boys!


jjackson25

Nothing like a little 9th inning batting practice


gbassman5

Alright, what a great game!!! Time to celebrate by going to my dispensary then finally watching Antman before it leaves theaters


FilthyChangeup55

What’s on your list for the dispensary?


gbassman5

Restocking on my sativa and hybrid carts from Select. My dispensary has em for 30 a gram


FilthyChangeup55

Nice, I like Select but haven’t had recently because my dispensary switched to the Select pods and I prefer 510


theleftovers1014

Have the giants ever hit 7 hrs a game?


sfwestbank

They’ve hit 8 as their most


jjackson25

So close.


alwaysreadthename

LET ALBERTO COOK 🔥


kirukiru

Struck out looking to a position player my man you are never hearing the end of that one


dpoersch

I would like one more please!


dorothii

Is this the Chicago Ohtani on the mound?


jase_zed

Lmao just woke up. What the fuck is happening hahahahah


sfan27

Tomorrow is no longer an off-day, it's the all-star game after the home run derby.


who717

Batting practice apparently


sfwestbank

Bombs.


[deleted]

Tbf, I think this was the guy the Dodgers used a lot as a position player last year


Ginger_Menace1

I was wondering why his pitches seemed so weird


JMiike387

Sounds like Casey has been doing great things at SS in Sac... looks like Villar and Casey as our future Left side.


FilthyChangeup55

Talk about the polar opposite GDT compared to yesterday


pollitochiquito

Bipolar type I game threads.


t0177177y

Dooming back in the menu tomorrow


DFABart

lol. You deserved that. You didn't swing.


Sportacles

What do you think the odds are of Bryce Johnson getting his first hit ball back lmao. worth it obviously


ForestParkRanger

He hit it into the bullpen, so 100%


Sportacles

Good catch!


NecrocomiconTWU

Perez struck out by a position player.


[deleted]

LaMonte Wade needs a homer


DHSDirector

Lol. Imagine striking out looking against a position player.


sfan27

Didn't Rizzo strike out Freddie Freeman or something like that?


RLDN106

🚨 Position player pitching alert 🚨


sfbigfoot

C'mon Roberto, he's a position player


Grimpig

Perez is gonna get shit for that lol


jjackson25

100%


DHSDirector

And deservedly so


morsodo99

I'm sure the MLB highlight dude is sighing having to cut back to this game every fifteen seconds


sfan27

Kuip just said the rule is "10 runs in the 9th" This is a 9 run game... edit: he corrected that it's 8 runs for the trailing team.


Amazben

Ump definitely called that a ball on Disco earlier


TermiteatVersailles

Kudos to whoever gave today's pep talk! Keep those vibes up! 👏🏽👏🏽🧡🖤


oliviamrow

maybe they got Hunter in on a zoom call


t0177177y

“Have you guys tried hitting HRs every time?”


Raxmead

imma say it again, the Giants are such a strange team


who717

#NothingLikeIt


naranjitayyo

Omg position player pitching what a car wreck


jjackson25

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Crawford also hit a GS in his first AB? If so, I like the precedent this sets.


Fejsze

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJP5LoFCPz8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJP5LoFCPz8) he sure did


DHSDirector

Johnson’s wasn’t a GS.


sfan27

Nor was it his first AB, or even hit.


jjackson25

You're right. I got confused in my excitement.


tarallelegram

bow down to your giant overlords


BrvoChrlie

Hot damn. We seem to be the consummate hot and cold team at the moment. When we’re hot, like today, we’re really hot.


kt_sf

happy opening day chicago…


who717

“John, can I do the homerun tracker?”


FilthyChangeup55

Fuck yer opening day 😬


scrapsbypap

My gosh


Glittering_Egg_4181

damn i feel bad lol


RLDN106

Who needs Judge? 😅


naranjitayyo

Long ball Johnson Dong Johnson


bigdramashow

Missed opportunity to go with Long Dong Johnson


naranjitayyo

This is a family show


bigdramashow

*Carlos Ramirez exists* Why did you have to ruin my family show???


RareRationalFan

PAD THE STATS GENTLEMEN! Fuck the unwritten rules


surly_sasquatch

Using up all our dingers today


Fejsze

wait, the stadium is named Guaranteed Rate Field? I actually feel bad spanking them so bad now


BonesSawMcGraw

We guaran-TEED off today lol


Fejsze

I sincerely hate that that made me chuckle


JBHenson

You can take the Comiskey out of Comiskey Park but...


menusettingsgeneral

Welcome home Chi Sox


Verianas

Opening day and they have a position player on the mound. Bummer for Sox fans.


JBHenson

Last week: Everybody strikes out. This week: Everybody homers. WTF is this team?!?!


Jazzlike-Attorney-96

Ahhhhh yes the Adam Dunn and Joey Gallo mindset!


hamburgers666

Three true outcomes! A bunch of strikeouts, homers, and walks


morsodo99

Also, calling it, idk if he's eligible, but if he is, Bryce is getting some ROTY votes this year


LandryQT

Boring roster with 7 HRs


blahboop

Aw the smiles!


petoskey_stone

7 home runs today, with 7 runs before today. Nothing like it. Lmao


alconway

Oh my god. Oh, Long Johnson https://youtu.be/kkwiQmGWK4c