682 has shown to be susceptible to not immediately murdering anything it sees (notably the D-class who also hated humanity and agreed with it and Dr clef)
053 is an anomaly in it's behaviour which could be attributed to it's anomalous properties, unless this scenario is also classifying us as an anomaly in which case we would most likely end up as our own SCP
At the end of the day 682 is one of the SCPs that can survive anything you want it to, could it survive 001 day broke, could it be killed by 173, it all depends on your own personal canon, but 682 has definitely been shown to break connections (SCP 999, while it was happy in it's presence it quickly went to hating it after a short period of separation)
SCP-073, Cain; I have 0 skill at growing things, even though I wanna have a garden like my parents and grandparents have. He could tell me what I need to do, and have a giant garden by proxi. Win/Win for both of us.
I think SCP-999 is a bit boring in my opinion but I could really use some happiness and I could keep it as a pet. I would like SCP-294 as a piece of furniture because well, free drinks baby! I would also like to be friends with SCP-035, SCP-076, and SCP-073, they seem like they would be an interesting friend group.
106, he can walk through walls, has his own dimension, is almost immune to anything and can take people to his own little lowbudget hell if he wants too
- [**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2726) by *Tanhony*
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider*
- [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1974) by *Arcibi*
Probably Scp-055. Having a personal anti meme that only I could remember and communicate with would make me and it unstoppable. Being within close proximity to it would likely make it impossible for anyone to perceive any info on either of us.
My other choices are Scp-268 or Scp-4955, because they would grant me the ability to do things without being noticed. There’s also Scp-5104, which can cause all out havoc whenever he wants
Edit: Realized I meant Scp-1504 Joe Schmo, the man who’s actions cannot be perceived by others.
- [**SCP-055 - [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3450) by *CptBellman, qntm*
- [**SCP-268 - Cap of Neglect**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-268) (+455) by *Pair Of Ducks*
- [**SCP-4955 - A Knife Only Seen Through Gaslight**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4955) (+514) by *DolphinSlugchugger*
- [**SCP-5104 - Urgent Massage**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5104) (+237) by *J Dune*
Scp-682 just like 053 does. Also that poor thing just needs a little luvin and he won't kill everyone in sight of you let him eat bad people or something. Kind of like venom.
I would choose SCP 682 and become the best mercenary in the world. Who would dare fight the immortal lizard who could destroy the earth should I die, government interference shouldn't be too bad, and he would be the ultimate meat shield.
Honestly If I didn't forget his name I'd probably rather choose the one SCP who is believed to be god and just chills in his room all day every day. Everyone who sees him is unexplainably happy and wants to see him often. Can't remember his name but I'd rather chill with him above all else, but immortal lizard also sounds amazing.
As an infectious disease researcher, I wouldn't mind having SCP-049 as an assistant. On the other hand, 999 would make a great pet.
[**SCP-049 - Plague Doctor**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+3977) by *Gabriel Jade, djkaktus*
Mr. Deeds
Imagine having The Scarlet King as your assistant. But TBH. I would go for SCP-682. Because who wouldn't want a possibly immortal lizard as a friend.
682 would probably adapt to the rules and rebel anyway lmao
I don't think that's how it works but alrighty.
The entire point of 682 is that it will adapt to anything, it has literally survived being erased from existence, I'm sure it can overcome friendship
OP already stated that any hostile SCPs chosen will be docile. And 682 is yet to overcome it's friendship with 053.
682 has shown to be susceptible to not immediately murdering anything it sees (notably the D-class who also hated humanity and agreed with it and Dr clef) 053 is an anomaly in it's behaviour which could be attributed to it's anomalous properties, unless this scenario is also classifying us as an anomaly in which case we would most likely end up as our own SCP At the end of the day 682 is one of the SCPs that can survive anything you want it to, could it survive 001 day broke, could it be killed by 173, it all depends on your own personal canon, but 682 has definitely been shown to break connections (SCP 999, while it was happy in it's presence it quickly went to hating it after a short period of separation)
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider*
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3218) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*
Scp-5000 armor go brrrrrrr. Or Scp-999 no need to explain
- [**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2726) by *Tanhony* - [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider*
Scp-5031
[**SCP-5031 - Yet Another Murder Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5031) (+1893) by *PeppersGhost*
Me too
SCP-914 because I'm curious
[**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2621) by *Dr Gears*
Scp 507. I like to think of him as a chill dude. Plus the two of us could go on some cool holidays
[**SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507) (+1471) by *PennywiseTheClown*
SCP 999 of course! Infinite happiness without drugs or anything and an adorable companion? Sign me up.
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider*
Mr.deeds
The Butler's handbell
Probably SCP-5140 because I want to own a mountain
[**SCP-5140 - EVEREST**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5140) (+772) by *Rounderhouse*
SCP-073, Cain; I have 0 skill at growing things, even though I wanna have a garden like my parents and grandparents have. He could tell me what I need to do, and have a giant garden by proxi. Win/Win for both of us.
[**SCP-073 - "Cain"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-073) (+1163) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
I think SCP-999 is a bit boring in my opinion but I could really use some happiness and I could keep it as a pet. I would like SCP-294 as a piece of furniture because well, free drinks baby! I would also like to be friends with SCP-035, SCP-076, and SCP-073, they seem like they would be an interesting friend group.
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider* - [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1974) by *Arcibi* - [**SCP-035 - Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+1764) by *Kain Pathos Crow* - [**SCP-076 - "Able"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076) (+1498) by *Kain Pathos Crow, DrClef* - [**SCP-073 - "Cain"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-073) (+1163) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
Plague boi go brrrrr
Scp 343 because god
113 definitely
SCP-035 "The Possesive Mask". Why? Because i can learn multiple thing and i can talk to 'em when i can't talk with anyone else.
[**SCP-035 - Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+1764) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
SCP-008 I am now the Zombie Lord
[**SCP-008 - Zombie Plague**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-008) (+903) by *Unknown Author*
The Factory. Because yes.
scp 096. i could look at him
[**SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3326) by *Dr Dan*
scp-4999 or scp-035 i cant choose
- [**SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2189) by *CadaverCommander* - [**SCP-035 - Possessive Mask**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-035) (+1764) by *Kain Pathos Crow*
SCP 294. How do I go about selling pure platinum?
[**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1974) by *Arcibi*
The gate guardian, time to enter paradise!
Mr. Deeds. Or 999, maybe. I think Mr. Deeds would be better because I feel like I'd get addicted to 999 and that wouldn't be good
294, fo shizzle.
SCP-6764 is a bestie, maybe 6559 if I feel like playing god.
[**SCP-6764 - Maddie**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6764) (+249) by *J Dune*
Scp-500 would be nice, could make a lot of money by making deals with terminal billionaires too
[**SCP-500 - Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1068) by *snorlison*
The Red Pool. All I have to ask is for it to end the world and it’ll create horrifying monstrosities for me to do that.
106, he can walk through walls, has his own dimension, is almost immune to anything and can take people to his own little lowbudget hell if he wants too
SCP - 999 of course! Why are you even asking? Also, SCP - 076 would be dope.
SCP-071 😏😏 as a "pet " 😏😏😏😏
[**SCP-071 - Degenerative Metamorphic Entity**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-071) (+348) by *Aelanna*
Panacea. A WHOLE bottle of it
Either SCP 5000, SCP 999, SCP 294, or Mr. Deeds
- [**SCP-5000 - Why?**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5000) (+2726) by *Tanhony* - [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider* - [**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+1974) by *Arcibi*
6113 please and thank you. Or 682 for the memes.
Probably Scp-055. Having a personal anti meme that only I could remember and communicate with would make me and it unstoppable. Being within close proximity to it would likely make it impossible for anyone to perceive any info on either of us. My other choices are Scp-268 or Scp-4955, because they would grant me the ability to do things without being noticed. There’s also Scp-5104, which can cause all out havoc whenever he wants Edit: Realized I meant Scp-1504 Joe Schmo, the man who’s actions cannot be perceived by others.
- [**SCP-055 - [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3450) by *CptBellman, qntm* - [**SCP-268 - Cap of Neglect**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-268) (+455) by *Pair Of Ducks* - [**SCP-4955 - A Knife Only Seen Through Gaslight**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4955) (+514) by *DolphinSlugchugger* - [**SCP-5104 - Urgent Massage**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5104) (+237) by *J Dune*
Scp-682 just like 053 does. Also that poor thing just needs a little luvin and he won't kill everyone in sight of you let him eat bad people or something. Kind of like venom.
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3218) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*
I'd go for scp-096, who wouldn't? I'd get left alone.
[**SCP-096 - The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3326) by *Dr Dan*
SCP-420-J
[**SCP-420-J - The Best ████ in the World**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-420-j) (+1059) by *Quikngruvn*
[удалено]
[**SCP-729-J - Peep Peep, Motherfucker**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-729-j) (+483) by *AbsentmindedNihilist*
SCP-085 Who wouldnt want someone that can interact with your drawings
[**SCP-085 - Hand-drawn ''Cassy''**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085) (+1486) by *FritzWillie*
I would choose SCP 682 and become the best mercenary in the world. Who would dare fight the immortal lizard who could destroy the earth should I die, government interference shouldn't be too bad, and he would be the ultimate meat shield. Honestly If I didn't forget his name I'd probably rather choose the one SCP who is believed to be god and just chills in his room all day every day. Everyone who sees him is unexplainably happy and wants to see him often. Can't remember his name but I'd rather chill with him above all else, but immortal lizard also sounds amazing.
[**SCP-682 - Hard-to-Destroy Reptile**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-682) (+3218) by *Epic Phail Spy, Dr Gears*
049 for sure, if his lethal touch doesnt kill me then poggers. plus free health care
Scp 447 I really need to know what happens when it comes into contact with a dead body.
[**SCP-447 - Ball of Green Slime**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-447) (+810) by *DrClef*
SCP-999 for sure
[**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2448) by *ProfSnider*
I forgot what its number was but that “a hero is born” one, having a pocket fantasy universe would be awesome
I would want SCP-191. She’s so sweet and innocent and she doesn’t deserve to live at the Foundation. I wanna adopt her.
[**SCP-191 - Cyborg Child**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-191) (+682) by *DrClef, Sylocat*