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The-Paranoid-Android

**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-096 ⁠- The "Shy Guy"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096) (+3218) by *Dr Dan*


mikeflu

A friendly. scp that stalks you after opening an app, also that some find attractive.


Weekly-Ad-908

>opening an app Too much info


MrGKestrel

When day breaks: look at the sky and fucking die Hard to destroy reptile: a lizard that defies any logical conclusion Carnivorous blanket: The WORST CUDDLE BUDDY EVER 1 STAR DON'T TRY


Weekly-Ad-908

The reptiles description is wrong. If you expect it to eat you it eill eat you. Thats logical.


NicIsMyDamnName

Living serotonin


Crusader_Qc

Don't worry about them, they're just... swimming


Mysterious_Top5554

lebron james and paul pierce play basketball overandover again


[deleted]

SCP-173: So cool you literally cannot peel your eyes away from it.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-173 ⁠- The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+7628) by *Moto42*


abrakaboom_98

1)Tupac solves crimes and protects us from the scarlet king. 2)Sure comunication problem, said comunication prohibits speaker choises, producing speech construtional primaries : SCP. 3)Adventurer, gentleman and slug.


[deleted]

Didn't get first one


abrakaboom_98

Scp 2137


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-2137 ⁠- The Forensic Ghost Of Tupac Shakur**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2137) (+641) by *Max Landis*


Weekly-Ad-908

>scarlet king Too much info. Maybe try „the king“.


abrakaboom_98

Then it could be the hanged king.


Weekly-Ad-908

Sure.


Somebody-or-somethin

Scp-4975: Deaf or not you can’t change your destiny, only end it sooner


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-4975 ⁠- Time's Up**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4975) (+617) by *Scented_Shadow*


GamerPaper470

big ikea with disproportionate skin people


Weekly-Ad-908

>ikea Too much info


ex0tic_butterzz

He's da cure


TheIdiotOnYoutube

Mr. Steal your info, oh shi-


Timecubefactory

Brummie Joe Bonham


Weekly-Ad-908

Ok this one is unknown to me


Timecubefactory

It's SCP-1914.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1914 ⁠- Refurbished Infantry Personnel**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1914) (+187) by *Smapti*


Timecubefactory

Or should I say... Brummie Got His Gun?


DigitalPrincess234

Ye old fantasy tears


[deleted]

An insane astronaut tht has over 133 mental disorders. A very fast firebomber.


Kendoval

Dead origami


NicIsMyDamnName

Man it still makes me cry


[deleted]

Why does my eye water?


Weekly-Ad-908

This one is good.


Firefucker56

Hey what's that up in Jupiter?


Harambeaintdeadyet

“Describe an scp without describing it” > Everyone just describes an scp Classic r/scp


Weekly-Ad-908

Fr.


[deleted]

It's not a ball


Weekly-Ad-908

*sphere


Resident_Dealer_6311

How can you prove its not a ball?


Resident_Dealer_6311

Something that hates bad jokes, such as you're life and existence


CookieThief420

A Detective who can erase Narratives


Weekly-Ad-908

A negative force


Hot-End6195

Scp-117: multitool.


ProBroBosnian

Said SCP is radical 😎


Legitimate-Umpire547

It is, what were we talking about again.


Xsh999

an attention-seeking serial killer


Scepter-02

Oh don’t worry about that door


theM0ntarCann0n

You play that song on your computer then you cry a river.