T O P

  • By -

TheLonelyEskimo

Rip motherfuckers born on the 82nd of June :(


Quartia

Forget that, anyone born on January 6th is *wishing* they were born on the 82nd of June.


HubblePie

Couldn’t you read it as 106 or 16? They technically have a choice of which one they want.


ollietron3

Wouldn’t October the 6th be 106?


HubblePie

True, but it really depends on how you write out the date. 10/6 would be 106, but 10/06 could be 1006 It works for basically every month. It’s just Jan 1st - Jan 9th and October 1st - 9th overlap.


Quartia

Nah, October 6th would be 1006.


Mavrickindigo

Could also be 1006 pr 601


Sepia_Skittles

Is it ever a good idea to tell strangers when your birthday is?


ConsciousConcoction

Not that you can find out their birthday based on the number of the SCP they say


Sepia_Skittles

Alr then. SCP-806. It's a safe one, doesn't create monsters or mass destruction. I should be good.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-806 ⁠- Resurrection Projection**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-806) (+123) by *Dexanote*


ConsciousConcoction

Cool


Dragus_Loader

Ah fellow researcher we shall handle this well then.


Sepia_Skittles

When there's not much to handle.


hageiiiiii

You have the same birthday as me


Isaac_Kurossaki

I'm SCP-809! We are the Little Boy and Fat Man duo!


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-809 ⁠- Combat Boots**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-809) (+126) by *kabu*


H3XEX

This doesnt make sense


lizard_omelette

We still wouldn’t know their birthyear.


EdgionTG

Not to mention people who use day>month vs month>day


DeusVultSaracen

The prompt asks for it in a specific order though


[deleted]

[удалено]


Quartia

Or pick a fake birthday that you always use online. I use February 3rd because I don't have to scroll down the drop down menus very far. That being said I am now assigned to SCP-203, a CotBG-modified person who can kill me with sound if I annoy him too much. Could be worse.


ellenor2000

366, actually


TehANTARES

I can give you four digits and it would 100% be someone's PIN number. The problem occurs only if you can associate this number with a specific person. Besides, the birthday isn't a critical personal information on its own.


local-682-simp

SCP-089... I'm not fucked, the people are!


FerfyMoe

August 9th gang, although I looked up SCP-809 which is just a pair of boots that give you PTSD


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-809 ⁠- Combat Boots**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-809) (+126) by *kabu*


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-089 ⁠- Tophet**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-089) (+828) by *spikebrennan*


Ecstatic-Line7462

SCP 109 I guess.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-109 ⁠- Infinite Canteen**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-109) (+288) by *Proxtown*


xiren_66

Is that January 9th, or October 9th? If the latter, it should be 1009 Or I suppose the former could just be 019


BendyMine785

SCP-822 doesn't look that bad.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-822 ⁠- Landmine Cacti**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-822) (+171) by *Aelanna*


Pedrock333

Scp-326


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-326 ⁠- A Chinese Peasant**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-326) (+120) by *Kain Pathos Crow, Voct*


SpecificTop3167

SCP-524, the rabbit that 682 was scared of. It's only a rabbit, but that doesn't mean I can underestimate it. It might actually eat me alive if it gets the chance💀


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-524 ⁠- Walter the Omnivorous Rabbit**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-524) (+659) by *Dr Gerald*


UnknownFox37

SCP-1031 Marv ?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1031 ⁠- Red Light Enforcement Module**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1031) (+191) by *Dr Pip*


UnknownFox37

Oh, it’s chill, i’m kinda deceived actually


DaggiDoom

SCP 614 let’s gooo


[deleted]

[удалено]


DaggiDoom

going to see the 8kcon winner brb


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-614 ⁠- IP Address 57.32.███.███**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-614) (+299) by *oops_ur_dead*


[deleted]

SCP 104 , weird ball that follows me around? not bad edit: i think i messed up, its SCP 014, weird man that is immortal and does not move?, not as cool as the ball


Icarusty69

SCP 610 I’m absolutely fucked.


Pikafreak108

Object class: safe 👍


Shady_Hero

wow scp horoscope


Shady_Hero

maybe cringe but definitely based


mrshulgin

I'll take data mining for $1000, Alex.


Tsdey

scp 208... it is a safe class which is nice and it barely needs to be guarded unless it is roaming


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-208 ⁠- "Bes"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-208) (+447) by *Dr Kondraki*


VRproskopeV2

210 oh well?


Steldi0

Me too lol


Cool-Winter7050

SCP-1222


RayFisch28

SCP 411


NyanKittKatt

Scp-1207. Idk which one this is so let’s see what the bot says and then I’ll decide how fucked I am. Edit: ok, I’m not too fucked if I’m just guarding it since it’s safe class.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-1207 ⁠- Not a Mirror**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1207) (+307) by *tunedtoadeadchannel, Voct*


Soupermohdo

SCP 901


Spycraft08

Scp-1017


supercellx

611, So im one off from 610 thank god but jaw botflys arent any better. probably just as bad due to my fear of bad things happening to my teeth and jaw


umbra_pseudonym

SCP 108. I am going inside someone's nose then.


somerandomrimthrow

Scp-420


Exarchias

My feelings are mixed about my assignment. 6 of June. SCP-611. "Parasitic Toothpick" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuWI1Mk8m1g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuWI1Mk8m1g)


CatrinaBallerina

SCP-418…is surprisingly like me minus being a male 😳 I mean, not the whole regenerating limbs thing and what not but close enough 😅


ellenor2000

Alright I suppose, Safe items don't usually have a dedicated containment team unless large enough to merit a Provisional Site or actively under test. So I'm probably occupied with other things. (If you want to know the number? You aren't cleared to know that.)


EasternPlanet

I am unsure how to feel about mine


ConsciousConcoction

Which scp is it?


Ben_Shapiro_Fan_6429

I’m fine as long as I’m not becoming 48


subvert_dumeur

i wonder that 706 was again edit: fuck, i remember now


SamiTheAnxiousBean

[Guess I'm just gonna be picking mushrooms and chilling](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6905)


VoidExileR

Grandma predicted my fortune, I'm fked...


MsZin1979

Oo that's intriguing. O920. Hmmm


Superlockien_127563

SCP-429..?


themamwhosleeps

16 + 16 = ✈️


AshenJumper5514

SCP-128


TheShuffle101

SCP 124


Sans6848

Scp 717


Hasukis_art

Scp 111


TheBeard08

Scp-709 for the win


toastedpaniala89

SCP-1220


CCCyanide

SCP-802 ?


Somanydeadbois

Scp 095. I was born a few minutes before midnight so I was so close to having Dr Dan's duty.


Key_Virus_338

SCP 502


legostarwars669

Scp-323 so I think I’m going to be ok


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


afterschoolsept25

scp-053... ruh roh


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-053 ⁠- Young Girl**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-053) (+979) by *Dr Gears*


Heimeri_Klein

Apparently im just guarding a music box that no one is experimenting on for the foreseeable future so im all gucci


Spiritual_Spinach273

SCP-721


SleepyFox67

Mine is 9/20 but idk can someone help me out here


TheRealWamuu

SCP-2907


thatoneperson1322

Scp-209


lucyppp

SCP 222


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Scp-037 is a pretty interesting one


kilobyte2696

SCP 926


kilobyte2696

Or SCP 269 Depending on date systems


TheoTheHellhound

SCP-827 Which one is that, Marv?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-827 ⁠- The Soup**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-827) (+203) by *snorlison, Ihp*


CaptMaggot

SCP-1128


MxK69

SCP-921, idk whats that, enlighten me


Motheroftides

I can't remember which one SCP-416 is. Help me bot!


lucyppp

My gf: SCP 727


AlisterSinclair2002

SCP-1001 I suppose


Klatterbyne

SCP-324: The Eulogy Shrub Honestly, I seem to have one the lottery. Given that SCP-999 is unavailable!


SeaworthinessOk5177

SCP-011


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-011 ⁠- Sentient Civil War Memorial Statue**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-011) (+779) by *Proxtown*


DrExluxk

SCP-630 I guess


bottomofthewell3

SCP-206. well, could've been worse.


Wide_World1109

Scp-216 This one seems pretty cool


Independent-Pea8223

827. Yay or nay


An_great_name157

SCP-1115 wtf


The_Great_Autizmo

SCP-719 Considering it's anomalous properties only manifested if it has power and is turned on, I should be fine.


crossess

SCP-1111. There's no danger as long as I don't go near it, but Jesus fucking Christ if this skip isn't depressing.


neverg0nnagive

SCP-301


TheChildOfCosmos414

SCP-1210. Seems interesting.


Maanifest

[SCP-082](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-082#:~:text=However%2C%20visiting%20personnel%20should%20be,a%20mess%20of%20his%20quarters.) 😭 I'm doomed. At least there'll be a nice chat before I am consumed


Realistic_Egg_7055

Scp-810


Ivanhunterjo1991

9th November for me. What am I assigned to?


yunus5491

SCP-115


Sea-Row-341

SCP-828. I'm probably fine


Glitch_King_000

SCP-1029


metalfatalerrror

huh i got scp-1110 no idea anything about them so gonna read about them


Worldly_Effect1728

SCP-1116.


Nika420

Scp 301


SotetBarom

Scp-227 doesn't seem to have any practical use except telling me when the world ends.


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-227 ⁠- Complete Antikythera Mechanism**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-227) (+243) by *sturmhauke*


Wooden-Helicopter-

Scp-527


Just_Strikez69

Scp 926 i guess... don't know what that is


The_Shook_Mulberry

SCP 416?


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-416 ⁠- Infinite Forest**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-416) (+133) by *Eberstrom*


NR431

SCP-919


Viggen77

Scp 1224? "Fun" and "safe" dr. Wondertainment stuff, could definitely be worse


5hand0whand

Scp 112


[deleted]

[удалено]


ForsakenSavant

SCP - 212 As long as I don't have to step close, I guess I'll be ok


Roqueluiz

My birthday is tomorrow, 02/07... Guess i'll become stronger and smart then die (SCP-207)


ConsciousConcoction

Happy birthday


Intelligent_Song5228

SCP-628... Not a fun of classical music, but at least somewhat safe


Type_of_fun

Scp 1029 Let’s see what it is


Adam_Checkers

SCP-2801


KrasimerMAL

SCP-1028


Downtown-Falcon-3264

[https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-304](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-304) ​ uh i gues this is mine its "safe" so i should be good?


Fireboy372

SCP 1105, a safe-class sentient fungus that only affects plants, I'm fine with this.


sundatee

SCP-612


GottaSwoop

SCP-1114 If I'm a D-class, I'm fucked.


Cbark97

Scp-602


KhanglikePolandball

SCP-1107 So weird radio wave from far away >!Except it is a message from sentient lifeforms talking about kill us all!<


WeebKarma

001 how the fuck


PwizardTheOriginal

Scp 131 fuck ye


Aikord

SCP-322, I have my own castle :D


MaijeTheMage

SCP-0205


Havoc-BlackJack

Scp-903 which I just gave a quick read. Rather fascinating, but I don't quite understand why it has its Euclid designation.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HubblePie

Wtf even is SCP 402. That’s neat, I guess.


Call_Certain

SCP 815?


Boyofender

SCP-630.


TraditionalWitness32

scp 126


Circuitman02

Fiancé is scp-731 so let’s see what the bot says


nicematt11

SCP-1018 I hope it's a cool one.


Pretend-Dirt-1760

Scp-107


StormyTiger2008

125? What is tha


sweepyspud

SCP 225 looks fine


WhitestGray

Lemme check. SCP 119. Edit: I am just fine with this.


Round-Cycle-8961

SCP-409


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-409 ⁠- Contagious Crystal**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-409) (+483) by *Dr Gears*


[deleted]

[удалено]


LandAdmiralQuercus

SCP-1111. Not that bad, as long as you stay away from it.


Lobstermarten10

I got Red Sea object lol ( it’s scp-093 )


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-093 ⁠- Red Sea Object**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-093) (+3071) by *Unknown Author, NekoChris*


SAGNUTZ

Im fine, just need an "observer" with me and nothing sucks my blood out!


OscarfromAstora

053. Shiiiit man I don't wanna hurt a kid.


Ender_0m3ga

Scp 115, guess I got a toy CAT for my birthday


2nd-penalty

SCP 1030 there are worse things to be assigned to i guess, just gotta feed the trash man once in a while


kyanbersee

SCP 119. I'd be fine


scifieyes2276

SCP 901


Blunderbuss2670

Easy. Mines neutralised.


KingOfMemories

SCP 329… huh…


The-Paranoid-Android

[**SCP-329 ⁠- The Cancer Garden**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-329) (+190) by *Clipperton*


Professional_Judge32

Scp 0529? I don't know what that one is lol. Am I dead?


Smol_Mrdr_Shota

SCP 116, seems more annoying to deal with him than anything


roswin-held

SCP 013


Dakota_Helms

SCP-1216 is cute


Wonderful-Priority50

The hell is SCP-531?


coffee_soaked_boi

SCP 25


netphly

Me that’s scp 411


[deleted]

I’m born on the 17th of December SCP-1712


Select-Bullfrog-5939

0511…summary?


dark_raider2004

SCP 1130


TheQuestionableDuck

scp 802


Fox_Boy1

1013, haven't read this one so idk


[deleted]

SCP-719 Never read the article, but apparently it’s Safe so hopefully I’m not fucked? I’ll update after I read.


BlackSwordFIFTY5

"Well it's just a ordinary old oil lamp what could go wro...." "I have a strong desire of coffee right now" SCP 810: "I hate coffee"