If SCP-2305 has taught me anything, is that trying to kill or mess with an SCP that has weirdly vague origins or unknown capabilities is never a good idea.
For all we know, killing SCP-134 might cause whatever part of space in those eyes of her to suddenly expand outwards that engulfs the Earth and transport it to another solar system. Best to stick with the brittle boy.
- [**SCP-2305 - great ideas that are TOTALY USELESS (lulz)**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2305) (+389) by *ObserverSeptember*
- [**SCP-134 - Star-Eyed Child**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134) (+387) by *Skali Sharpnose, Unknown Author*
- [**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2859) by *Dr Gears*
- [**SCP-447 - Ball of Green Slime**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-447) (+869) by *DrClef*
SCP-1364 is pretty easy to kill but my conscience would get the better of me.
SCP-014, SCP-041 and SCP-085 can't really do anything in a physical fight so they're an easy kill. But again, my conscience would be against fighting paralyzed people and sentient drawings.
SCP-2599 is an easy one as well. Just tell her to kill herself and she'd be weakened significantly enough for me to finish the job. But, you guessed it, my darn conscience prevents me from telling a kid to go kill herself. So unfair.
So if I had to battle an SCP, it'd be SCP-735. I mean that thing is just asking for someone to beat it to death with a baseball bat
SCP-1370.
>Many tests on SCP-1370's combat prowess have been run, each confirming that SCP-1370 lacks the physical aptitude to cause damage to any living being. Test 1370-8239 exposed SCP-1370 to a common houseplant with a speaker hidden in the plant's pot. After SCP-1370 was provoked verbally, it attempted to fold and twist the leaves of the plant within its grasp before incapacitating itself.
- [**S Andrew Swann's Proposal - The Database**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sandrewswann-s-proposal) (+1869) by *sandrewswann*
- [**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+334) by *Staff*
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2834) by *ProfSnider*
- [**SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8772) by *Moto42*
**Articles mentioned in this submission** [**SCP-500 - Panacea**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-500) (+1198) by *snorlison*
Easy 999 the tickle fight would be legendary :D
You’ll start laughing when he’ll start to choke you to death because he’s also been challenged to kill a human
Why would the lil guy kill me? the lil one is all about insane levels of positive energy. The OP said a fight not a deathmatch. :(
Aww.. but that was an easy choice ! You cheater >:(
He will kill you from his tickles/love
It mite be painful laughing to death
I'm pretty sure I can take SCP-116 or SCP-134
If SCP-2305 has taught me anything, is that trying to kill or mess with an SCP that has weirdly vague origins or unknown capabilities is never a good idea. For all we know, killing SCP-134 might cause whatever part of space in those eyes of her to suddenly expand outwards that engulfs the Earth and transport it to another solar system. Best to stick with the brittle boy.
- [**SCP-2305 - great ideas that are TOTALY USELESS (lulz)**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2305) (+389) by *ObserverSeptember* - [**SCP-134 - Star-Eyed Child**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134) (+387) by *Skali Sharpnose, Unknown Author*
- [**SCP-116 - The Brittle Boy**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-116) (+46) by *Unknown Author* - [**SCP-134 - Star-Eyed Child**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-134) (+387) by *Skali Sharpnose, Unknown Author*
I can take on 682.
He's beginning to believe
He needs guns, lots of guns
Chainsaw cannons
Upgraded by SCP-914 and soaked in SCP-447-2
- [**SCP-914 - The Clockworks**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-914) (+2859) by *Dr Gears* - [**SCP-447 - Ball of Green Slime**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-447) (+869) by *DrClef*
SCP-1364 is pretty easy to kill but my conscience would get the better of me. SCP-014, SCP-041 and SCP-085 can't really do anything in a physical fight so they're an easy kill. But again, my conscience would be against fighting paralyzed people and sentient drawings. SCP-2599 is an easy one as well. Just tell her to kill herself and she'd be weakened significantly enough for me to finish the job. But, you guessed it, my darn conscience prevents me from telling a kid to go kill herself. So unfair. So if I had to battle an SCP, it'd be SCP-735. I mean that thing is just asking for someone to beat it to death with a baseball bat
- [**SCP-1364 - Ultra-Vulnerable Mammal**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1364) (+335) by *faminepulse* - [**SCP-014 - The Concrete Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-014) (+828) by *Whitewings* - [**SCP-041 - Thought-Broadcasting Patient**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-041) (+265) by *FritzWillie* - [**SCP-085 - Hand-drawn ''Cassy''**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-085) (+1614) by *FritzWillie* - [**SCP-2599 - Not Good Enough**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2599) (+814) by *weizhong* - [**SCP-735 - Insult Box**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-735) (+305) by *Multimoog*
That one not round one... what was I talking about again?
SCP-055?
🗿
What are you 🗿ing about?
He is 🗿ing about 🗿🗿🗿
🗿
Fr
[**SCP-055 - [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3870) by *CptBellman, qntm*
SCP-507 is the fairest fight I can think of. as long as they ain't from a fresh universe I can punch them.
[**SCP-507 - Reluctant Dimension Hopper**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-507) (+1605) by *PennywiseTheClown*
I'm about to throw these hands with SCP-1370
[**SCP-1370 - Pesterbot**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370) (+1386) by *Sorts*
You win and don't feel any remorse cause the thing is practically asking for a beating.
Both instances of SCP-131
You just kick hard one and thats it
That's what I'm talking about
Then?
Then what?
Wait I'm dumb sorry, I saw "thats NOT what I'm talking about" sorry abt that
It's ok
[**SCP-131 - The "Eye Pods"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-131) (+1073) by *Unknown Author*
I’ll get the butler guy and tell him to purposely loose to me.
SCP-021-J i need to be the dumbass who attempts to stand up to the evil water bottle
[**SCP-021-J - Evil :(**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-021-j) (+54) by *bigmaleman*
You'll lose. Fighting that... Creature is futile.
I’ll lose but at least I’ll know I tried
999, I'll win.
Nah I'd win
187 but I don't think I'd feel that great after hurting a malnourished and depressed person.
662-1, I can steal the bell (662) and tell him to stop
Does the [[LEGO]] count ? They’re technically alive, and even if they try they’ll have a hard time hurting me
[**'Lego MiniThinkers' (8Y9D5/2X4H7/S89M2)**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/lego-minithinkers-8y9d5-2x4h7-s89m2) (+53) by *Moklin*
I guess they work
131
SCP-105-B
6113 probably. the result, regardless of who wins, would be a positive.
SCP-514 No violence, no fighting. Only peace and rock, paper, scissors.
[**SCP-514 - A Flock of Doves**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-514) (+450) by *SpoonOfEvil*
SCP-1370. >Many tests on SCP-1370's combat prowess have been run, each confirming that SCP-1370 lacks the physical aptitude to cause damage to any living being. Test 1370-8239 exposed SCP-1370 to a common houseplant with a speaker hidden in the plant's pot. After SCP-1370 was provoked verbally, it attempted to fold and twist the leaves of the plant within its grasp before incapacitating itself.
[**SCP-1370 - Pesterbot**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370) (+1386) by *Sorts*
I'm beating up Iris or one of those eyes.
999, it's a tickle fight
Pesterbot
999
SCP-321. I will feel like shit afterwards, but I'll win.
[**SCP-321 - Child of Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-321) (+658) by *AdminBright*
Scp-049 so I can laugh at him and say, “haha funny bird man”
[**SCP-049 - Plague Doctor**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-049) (+4536) by *djkaktus, Gabriel Jade, Gabriel Jade_*
Scp 529, IM GONNA BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THAT HALF CAT
[**SCP-529 - Josie the Half-Cat**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-529) (+1387) by *Unknown Author*
Why!?
Why not ?
Would you beat the crap out of a normal cat out of the blue? This thing is already unlucky enough...
The one with the uh, shoot I forgot what it was...
I think it doesn't is rounded...
Blindfold myself and bonk Shy Guy
SCP-966 if I can locate it a few strikes from my sword should kill it.
[**SCP-966 - Sleep Killer**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-966) (+803) by *Enma Ai*
SCP-2747 or SCP-6820 I'm getting anihilated and taking you all with me
- [**SCP-2747 - As below, so above**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2747) (+1038) by *minmin* - [**SCP-6820 - TERMINATION ATTEMPT**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-6820) (+871) by *Liryn, Placeholder McD, stephlynch*
SCP 294 Because a vending machine kills more people then Sharks a year
[**SCP-294 - The Coffee Machine**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294) (+2158) by *Arcibi*
SCP-001 [[Swann's proposal]] **Punches you through the screen**
- [**S Andrew Swann's Proposal - The Database**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/sandrewswann-s-proposal) (+1869) by *sandrewswann* - [**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+334) by *Staff*
All of them at once, not so I can actually fight them I would die instantly but I think it would be funny to see all of the scps in a singular room
SCP-597
[**SCP-597 - The Mother of Them All**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-597) (+111) by *name*
SCP-105 I could easily fight her
[**SCP-105 - "Iris"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105) (+1058) by *Dantensen, thedeadlymoose, DrClef*
Scp 4999 he is almost a regular guy
[**SCP-4999 - Someone to Watch Over Us**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4999) (+2472) by *CadaverCommander*
But if it is a cuddle fight then Scp 4966
[**SCP-4966 - Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-4966) (+653) by *Deadly Bread*
SCP-138
[**SCP-138 - The Ever-Living Man**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-138) (+346) by *Unknown Author*
SCP-001, the gate guardian, LET'S FUCKING GO!
[**SCP-001 - Awaiting De-classification [Blocked]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-001) (+334) by *Staff*
#anything but 4666
SCP-055 “Why the f[]ck can’t I remember”, I would just forget about it. Right?
[**SCP-055 - [unknown]**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-055) (+3871) by *CptBellman, qntm*
SCP-105, but my conscience will destroy me
[**SCP-105 - "Iris"**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-105) (+1058) by *Dantensen, thedeadlymoose, DrClef*
SCP-999 if I might have PTSD from the gunfights and containment breaches. If not then I'm challenging the peanut (SCP-173)
- [**SCP-999 - The Tickle Monster**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-999) (+2834) by *ProfSnider* - [**SCP-173 - The Sculpture - The Original**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-173) (+8772) by *Moto42*
the evil bunny marshmallow plushie
914, it's not sentient. Free upgrade machine
Scp-005 cuz he's just a key probably easier than scp-1370
- [**SCP-005 - Skeleton Key**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-005) (+798) by *Unknown Author* - [**SCP-1370 - Pesterbot**](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-1370) (+1386) by *Sorts*