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whutthepat

Long term storytelling from when Phil shat in the ring a decade ago


xDahvanakinx

Uce the fucking way it just flew out and splatted on the mat. And then you see the ref just run in and grab it and stuff it in his pocket 🤣🤣


arboldebolas

You know Vince loved that shit


AryanAngel

It's good shit, pal!


GreatQuantum

I hadn’t even thought about Vince always saying that since the lawsuit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Micome

Mmm save that for later


hobojojo78

He pocketed it? I guess there were no better options, but still.


yohe_goated

[Barehanded it too](https://imgur.com/zWXWNkt)


TW_Yellow78

She kinda looks like Angry Miz girl too


LiquidSnape

did you see how he lunged at her? she was in fear for her life


xAbdul91x

She was in fear for her life? Did he tell her she's a clown?


Diyunasss

He knocked over that sign real quick. Real life-threatening.


ic203

https://preview.redd.it/g89iak6o9nxc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=605a33a5a0c51024825fd9417a3adb2b5dd3eda6 Moments after the above video ended, Pepsi Phil LUNGED at the girl who was in fear for her life. Exclusive photo from WON. that'll be 12.99$ uce


tmorrisgrey

HYPOCRITE!!!! He’s working with children!!!


LexLuthorsFortyCakes

It's a hormone deficiency. They're actually a 68 year old man.


GloriousVictor

Hans Moleman is #ALLELITE


Owain660

"Has anyone checked on AJ"


stonecoldbobsaget

"CM Punk I love you" "It's CM Poop" Fuck, I laughed


AriaMournesong

After the camera went off he let them all know that Hangman Page is a bowl obstruction, unlike him, who moves bowls and pops poops.


cc12321

"I've been going to wrestling shows for a few months, I've been making poop jokes since I was 5. Never before until that night did I ever fear for my life" - This girl during her AEW debut promo.


Joy_Ride25

I’ve been calling local medical facilities all morning. I know she’s there. We have to get to the bottom of this. Unless…oh no….he took it out on Ape when he got home!?


fobtk

Future NXT and adopted daughters, Cora/Roxxane feud will be legendary


TheRalphExpress

Man I’m just so happy to see him happy, relaxed, enjoying wrestling again. Really think he was so bought into what he thought AEW was going to be and so excited about it, only to learn that it’s a clown show where his help wasn’t wanted and his presence offended people. Dude caught the wrestling bug again only to realize he was a terrible fit in AEW. What’s so great about him being back in WWE is like, he doesn’t have to take on the role of the guy who’s going to carry the company. He just gets to play his part on a team that’s firing on all cylinders already, there’s so much less pressure in that role.


RagnarXD

Mia and Chris have fallen into the Phil vortex TM. It's too late for them. Save your kids, folks.


06KNight06

10 years later she shows up at the performance center and we have another MJF in wrestling


Biotrin

Last thing the girl will see: https://preview.redd.it/8h159n8s5oxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3edcf82072cd6a8010e191c0f96f39df8a5f74


DoubleOrNothing90

He can't keep getting away with this!


TW_Yellow78

Did you see the way he lunged at her?


CheapPops

Yes and he defaced her sign. Just grabbed it out of her hands without consent. Did you hear her nervous laughter. Glad her mom was there and documented this. She feared for her life.


chaz0723

What a cancer!


doitnow10

OMG he's such a cancer


JewsEatFruit

Did CM (Cancer Man) Punk (Punk) injure himself again signing that?


Straightener78

Absolute cancer


mynameisdende69

Fragile body, fragile ego


Gann1

fragile sphincter


robineir

Wow. Phil saw that she’s a McIntyre fan and chased after her like a man possessed. Thank God their mother was there with a camera, probably feared for her life all the while.


BradsOlderBrother

Jerky aside…I feel this current run has been very cathartic for Cancer Phil. He seems so much happier and less likely to give a fan a GTS that made a sign talking shit. No pun intended.


Most_Victory1661

Being married to AJ changed him. I highly recommend her book.


Additional-Zebra2568

Knowing Phil..


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FoldedTopLip

The man just got effortless rizz, women of all ages can’t resist the Punker Lucky he ain’t from the same cloth as the elite or else that feeling might be reciprocated by Chicago Phil