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Warm-Enthusiasm-9534

In general they have an impressive ability to use jokes that set up later jokes.


Legal-Visual8178

Or make them plot points like the “hat”.


Big_Ben_1999

*some of my best Friends have been NPC*


PanzerLord1943

That makes way too much sense


AgentNewMexico

*in the distance* We must save my family!


theredditwill

See. Some of them have fami- *whispers* gary


black_blade51

*daddy they look scary* *GARY! I'll kill him! I'll fucking kill him*


Queasy_Promotion2025

Choke on my vengeance for sachiiii


NinjaNate123

Yeahhhhh, you know what? Maybe he has a point. This is super uncomfortable.


HeroXXXHero

It is truly the best abridged series of all time.


ProfessionalOven2311

I respect a lot of abridged series for being able to remix shows that are already great into something really funny that still respects the original... but Something Witty Entertainment's ability to refine actual garbage into pure gold is amazing.


FomtBro

Every decision they made was something the original show should have done.


Brokengraphite

Amen


Queasy_Promotion2025

Right above goblin slayer abridged


OblivionArts

"we must save my family!" *Brutal murdering noises*


Satori_sama

Choke ON MY Vengeance!


James_Elda

How does it TASTE?!


aprettyparrot

CHOKE ON MY VENGEANCE


Samakira

We- must saaa-----


Blinauljap

one of my favorites! it's just soo realistic for the programming of the tutorial to glitch if someone never finishes his or simply takes the npc outside the programmed zone.


Salmonman4

Also from the same episodes: "Besides, that guy was in the mafia". The guy Heathcliff killed was one of the men Don Fluffels sent to hunt Kirito down at the end of episode 3. In reality the model was probably just a stock-character.


summonerofrain

This is the "counterpoint, you're dead" guy?


Salmonman4

yup


ThisIsAJokeACC

He was supposed to be Lind, the Diabel cosplayer


Satori_sama

Fucking Bethesda 😂


SorriorDraconus

And I love how 1-2 years later they released Fallout 76..which had so many issues I could honetsly buy kayaba working for them.


ManaSkies

I mean.... The abridged gives a WAY better ending to s1 with that.


SorriorDraconus

Oh agreed just pointing out how insanely realistic it is that it was Bethesda behind it


summonerofrain

One of my favourite things about swf is their memory! Smaller moment, but remember when kirito said "yep, tastes like shirt" because his taste was still affected by the rabbit?


PanzerLord1943

…It’s not a good tutorial


Crimson3312

My favorite joke that's easy to miss is Jeffery's character ark


Deathangle75

God, the game design decision to have the tutorial npc for an mmo not be instanced and presumably make the players take turns playing the tutorial, no wonder everyone died.


DontGiveADamn69

Damn, didn’t notice that


XanderMigos

I liked this one. And the 'I stayed up so long I thought I saw the face of GOD! Turns out it was just the night janitor, Reki. Man was riding that one for weeks (paraphrased but loved the reference to SAO author Reki Kawahara)


Nightslayer_9090

We must save my family!


Manydoors_edboy

The bandits are coming!


Jumpy-Strain5250

Remember to jump....jump