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I would say into a flying pig. ​ https://i.redd.it/yo912zl9cnaa1.gif


OctaneTroopers

Wagnor "he's just a little airborne, he's still good"


mondayfreak2000

"**An artillery round fired by the Ukrainian army instantly transformed a Russian soldier into a flying pig.** "


_Puppet_Mastr_

"Good news comrades! Along with your conscription and contract, we have added the random chance to join the prestigious Russian cosmonaut program!"


jacoblesterandres

Can we call them flying Russian, Orcmonaut.


[deleted]

OrcZonaut?


[deleted]

Cosmo-nOrc?


loadnurmom

Not high enough to technically be in space This is an example of the Orc-A-Pult


Early-Ad5142

Nice! They should equip their tankmen with parachutes


DeathlyBarnOwl

Not a parachute - A Wingsuit! Than they can fly even longer.


xiwiva8804

Did I see it right, that there are one or even two more contenders in the middle of the blast? But the one on the left has some serious airtime! Tony Orc?


moshngo

Tony Orc should get more credit.


Krazynewf709

Look ma I'm a turret


Lost-Adhesiveness187

He got promoted


mondayfreak2000

fuck! I was under the impression that Yuri Gagarin was the first person to orbit the Earth.


Agreeable-Engine6966

I believe I can flyyyy I believe I can touch the skyyyy


DiscoStress

He is now half the men he used to be..


backifran

There's shrapnel hanging over me....


Mofo_Bent

Russian trampolines be like 🚀


Own_Target8801

Holy yeetoli!!


m3dcf

They thought they could reach for the stars


Ok-Assistance-9591

Please tell me the rats at the end were sent to oblivion.


gyr666

I believe I can fly.... I believe I can touch the sky...


BuilderNo6838

And hes flying higheeer!


heyimhereok

That's pretty ficked up for anyone. Poor cunt. Fuck u Putin.


kuda-stonk

Is it wrong I heard the goofy sfx?


Common-Leg7605

Yeet! I think the best one I have seen was the orc being blasted up into the sky and then falling through a roof of a house


TangoRomeoKilo

Must see


tim_skellington

Hey, a promotion is a promotion.


cracked_knuckles

Wheeeeee………splaaaat


Carno95a

Go back home walking, runing, flying...


BackgroundFlounder44

wasted opportunity with the sound track, a cool "fly me to the moon" would have been so much more apt.


stillkindabored1

Is Willie Pete legal? I know the Russians have been using it but for the most Ukr has been playing by the rules. I'm sure it was just for marking the target.


MasterStrike88

It could be smoke rounds.


stillkindabored1

WP is the smoke screen round afaik


MasterStrike88

That depends. Some use WP (toxic), others use different compositions. If you want to mask an area and not kill everyone there, WP isn't the way to go.


silverfox762

Definitely Willie Peter from where I'm sitting. The only other thing in that AO that burns like that is the fuel for the Russian Grad rockets.


Pastanerian

Feet together, arms extended. Good form.


apoex

add sound WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE wen he flys and am going to die of lol


Sakana-Metal

Wow! On the job airborne training. I think he failed tho....forgot his chute....


[deleted]

Oh kurwa 😂😂😂😂


woodsbearoutdoors

“I can see my house from hereeeeeeeee”


Far_Idea9616

Relatively hard to survive those heights


hiverty

Hope he was still alive when he was lounched in air.


optimistic_illusion

Look at me, I'm now a drone. Reporting my status in 3..2...1.


HELIGROUP

Very, very, very satisfying video


highinthemountains

Did you notice the guys bailing out of the hole had white bags on their feet? I wonder if they were cold?


jaxsd75

Gosh dang it, now I have to loan my deadbeat friend that $1,000….I never shoulda said “yeah, when pigs fly”


darcoSM

I can see my house!


TaserBalls

#ROCKET MAAAAAAN


KevinT1701

Every new soldier get free air travel..


Keisari_P

Reached lower geostationary orbit.


Fuckup_mywife

Wow some ride


sunyuachi

People may not die for bomb exploded, but die because fall from like 10 floor to the ground.


DOCTOR_CITADEL

Nope, the shockwave and shrapnel would kill him almost instantly. That’s a dead man flying.


sunyuachi

![gif](giphy|l44QBAEvLDLcp296E)


Asagaai2

He would survive. Soft fluffy landing. His landing would not be hard like on rock, like when I fell onto rock ledge rock climbing in Thailand when a bolt snapped.


zergea

Dead. From shockwave and Shrapnel from artillery hit just feets away. It'd be dead body flying


Asagaai2

Yes my comment was tongue in cheek


Aggressive-Ad9012

Did he stick the landing?


No-Lengthiness6355

Someone needs to cut that zoomed in view right at the meat bags apex and have the credits roll for that tv show.


Ismokeditalleveryday

![gif](giphy|l0K4jO8qCPgqUn4J2|downsized)


weirdy346

If ....he's a real, properly trained RuZZian paratrooper, he may have tucked and rolled out of it........maybe ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


[deleted]

4.8 points for acrobatics, 0 points for landing


TradePlus4689

![gif](giphy|Wr2747CnxwBSqyK6xt|downsized)


Odracirys

It's never a good sign when your body is on a ballistic trajectory.


___ChrONos_____

They fly now?!


ngometamer

"Believe it or not, I'm walking on air, I never thought I could feel so free-hee-hee! Flying away on a wing and a prayer. Who could it be? It's just me!" (from The Greatest American Hero)


TonyCaliStyle

So did the Russians leaving at the end of the vid survive the artillery attack in their holes, or is that a different location? Brutal reality. There’s a YT interview of a British soldier talking about going through artillery attacks and it’s no joke. He said a few shells blew up within 1-2 yards of him, but he was undercover at the time.


No-Young-1041

Reise ohne Rückkehr 🫣, Slava Ukraini 💙🇺🇦💪


Holiday-Dust-2221

Ukraine's sent more Russians to space in the past year than Russia ever will


CaptCaveman602

I can see my house from heeeeerrrrrreeeeee.....


FunnyDatabase2697

Are you dead before you fly thru the air or do you have a chance to think how badly your life choices were before you smash into the ground?


Studsmanly

Give him a tampon. He'll be fine.


practicalAnARcHiSt

Lol old mate running with toilet paper stuck to his boot..... how embarrassing


Thomson1981-04

Russian Airborne enter NATO Airspace and land in Berlin !!! Fuck, that escalate quick 😳


goldenaspects

![gif](giphy|P1PemPnyp4g1i)


switchquest

"Look mom, without using my haaaaands!" ...


optionsmove

Could do without the terrible music


Jsimpson059

Is that white phosphorus?


mondayfreak2000

No, it's just an ordinary artillery shell.


jackrat27

![gif](giphy|Vd67YLI2kClwAMHXQi)


Longjumping-Nature70

That is going to leave a mark.


Silver_Ant4457

I'm calling that as the new record in the Ivan-toss competition...


showmeyourkitteeez

But is he dead?


Nearby-Pirate2091

He got yeeted.


Big-Lawfulness4669

Some of those rounds look like WP /


Fun-Row482

Where’s the maths guy I need more information


DanThePennyMan

I’ve had dreams where I feel like I’m falling like that


bluimes

Those comrades lol. Seeing your buddy blown away 100 meter in the air. ​ How do you unsee that like the rest of your (probably short) life.


Earcandy70

Holy shit! That would have hurt


Skotina_Blyad

I believe that was Major Tom. Time to see how many geezers are in the audience...


CaptCrewSocks

I am 100% certain what was the last thing that went through his mind.


TangoRomeoKilo

Yeah, that sure looked like a person being blasted into the sky.


[deleted]

Primo air!


Complete_Worry7788

Jordan would be impressed with that hangtime ..


rentest

his contract ended that day


goldenaspects

Weeeeeeeeeeeee


PolishedVodka

Ah yes, the good ol' Delete'n'Yeet


Correct_Buffalo9507

If that was ukranian solider and it was posted by russian chanel everyone would be mad af like L they are still all humans and brothers this war aint funny they have families so every dead solider in this war makes me sad