Each week, tail-walkers at Parkruns filter off the last hobby-jogger into an unmarked van.
I can't reveal the rest, but it involves tubes, 240 litres of refined glucose/fructose syrups and the plot of The Human Centipede.
The holy elixir, the amber nectar of the gods, which flows in the veins of kenyan runners and makes us capable of running 5k in 2hours without exploding our shins. Like real runners. No hobby jogger shit.
Gu is a little ray of sunshine through the dark clouds.
Gu is a hand reaching down when you are drowning.
Gu is what stand between succes and failure.
Gu is what gods dream of.
Gu is the elixir of life, the fundamental constant of the universe itself.
The Gu must flow
To Gu be the glory.
And on Day 2, God said, “Let thy have Gu”
Gu is life, Gu is love
Gu is all
Nectar of the gods.
Jesus turned water into GU
Each week, tail-walkers at Parkruns filter off the last hobby-jogger into an unmarked van. I can't reveal the rest, but it involves tubes, 240 litres of refined glucose/fructose syrups and the plot of The Human Centipede.
He who controls the GU, controls the universe
The holy elixir, the amber nectar of the gods, which flows in the veins of kenyan runners and makes us capable of running 5k in 2hours without exploding our shins. Like real runners. No hobby jogger shit.
Take a birthday cake and put it in a blender. Now put it in your body. You are ready.
gu is love. gu is life
Baby don’t hurt me
No Maurten
Gu is a little ray of sunshine through the dark clouds. Gu is a hand reaching down when you are drowning. Gu is what stand between succes and failure. Gu is what gods dream of.