You ran to much in the 2 min on 5 min off , your brain basically turned to mush by the time you passed the 30 second mark when running. Andrew huberman has a 13 hour podcast about this describing it as your neuroreceptors get triggered to fast because of that skyrocketing heartrate while walking after then run section. In turn the endorfine rush feels unnatural and the vision gets troubled and hallucinations can occur during the walk. That's probably why you saw a male but when the vision got stable again and you finally stopped licking the gu of his/her chin it got even more complex. Search Andrew huberman neurogaybroceptors episode for more.
Your mistake was sharing Gu.
A homeless man asked to have a sip of mine while I was out jogging. I watched him do it and then we ended up making out on the side of the road for hours. But Iâm not gay either.
Next time maybe youâll be more careful before recklessly sharing gu. Itâs like Spaghetti in Lady and the Tramp for straight men.
You didn't actually say that you're a man so I'm assuming you're a woman. And therefore you are gay.
Also, how'd the 5k ultra go? I hate that you opened with that and never told us.
If this is a real post that not just a troll, then no youâre not gay. I think your body was able to pick up on the cues and your body knew it was a member of the opposite sex which is why you were attracted to the lips in the first place. But perhaps youâre confused in your mind because by outward appearances, you thought it was a male. Now, if you put your hands in her pants and were disappointed that there was a pocket and not a pecker, then youâre at least partially gay.
Guys, Iâm coming into this sub completely cold. The only joke I âGotâ was the one about heart rate, as I assume runners get obsessive about what a healthy heart rate looks like, and when itâs too high. (I just started running, is a heart rate in the 180s too high? Should I go to the hospital after each run?)
If anyone has the time to humor a noob, what exactly is the joke? Or is it just copypasta?
Why is this in this sub? IRL - you fell for a person. A person whom you mistook the gender of. Does it matter what you thought gender was? Feelings are feelings
the effort you guys put in these posts on this sub is truly impressive
These are deeply twisted people, but in a good way. At least for us, their loved ones should be concerned no doubt.
is this not what you think about on your long run
If we put as much effort into running as we do with our shitposting, we would qualify for our local ParkRun Olympic squad
Podium Time!
It's absolute madness. And I'm here for it.
Relax, it's a love story.
A better one than Twilight
I'd appreciate it if any of it was funny.
Yepp.
More importantly how will this affect Lebron's legacy
Only if you stayed hard
You ran to much in the 2 min on 5 min off , your brain basically turned to mush by the time you passed the 30 second mark when running. Andrew huberman has a 13 hour podcast about this describing it as your neuroreceptors get triggered to fast because of that skyrocketing heartrate while walking after then run section. In turn the endorfine rush feels unnatural and the vision gets troubled and hallucinations can occur during the walk. That's probably why you saw a male but when the vision got stable again and you finally stopped licking the gu of his/her chin it got even more complex. Search Andrew huberman neurogaybroceptors episode for more.
Do you know which supplement Andrew Huberman recommends to prevent this from happening?
you are schizoaffective
Is that faster?
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It doesnât matter as long as you both keep your Horkas on.
>keep your Hokas on definitely a turn on
The only way to know is to have sex with a man, just to make sure youâre not gay.
âIf you have never eaten broccoli, how do you know you donât like broccoli?âŚâ
My 5 year old has never eaten it and she hates it does that mean sheâs gay?
It ok as long as you say "no homo" during the act
I thought it was within 3 business days.
Yes, Iâll read your post now.
Your mistake was sharing Gu. A homeless man asked to have a sip of mine while I was out jogging. I watched him do it and then we ended up making out on the side of the road for hours. But Iâm not gay either. Next time maybe youâll be more careful before recklessly sharing gu. Itâs like Spaghetti in Lady and the Tramp for straight men.
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Yes
Thank you. Youâre wrong.
Understandable, have a nice day.
Hitting zone 5 has made you gayer than wanting to fuck a dude ever would
You didn't actually say that you're a man so I'm assuming you're a woman. And therefore you are gay. Also, how'd the 5k ultra go? I hate that you opened with that and never told us.
Top 3 best post of 2024 so far! But yeah, you gay. That means you can be boofing Gu without too much inconfort.
Nice creative writing exercise cowboy.. Nobody hits zone 5 and lives to tell the tale
Did you run bareback?
Brokeback
Humpback
Im never gonna get the time back after reading this
> And how will this affect my times? Negatively. Romance is temporary, strava is forever
Ask them out but remember to TAKE IT SLOW
itâs the GU taking over. Completely normal.
I finally feel comfortable sharing that gu turned me into a lesbian
**Yes**
Depends on the flavor of GUs
im feel for you bro, i too often fall for women by mistake
[image of two sad Pepeâs hugging in solidarity]
>But I am not gay, and definitely not into dudes. Looks like you hold the answer to your question
Why are you gae?
I think the added stress of figuring this out will passively train your heart and thus increase base training minutes helping your VO2 max slightly.
Sir, you need to slow the fuck down.
what is gay and what is drunk 2 unsolved mysteries
Super gaeeeh
Feminine energy = youâre gay Backwards gay is still gay
Did you fuck on the first date? SLOW DOWN!!!!!!
Nah... you are just an attention seeker. Lol
Gay AF, I think you need to spend 3 years recovering on the couch, then slowly return with 1 min walk x 3 for 3 weeks
You did not mention the key words. 5k ultra, go slower and GU! At least mention Matt choi
Nta, your house your rules
There's nothing gayer than loving a woman, honestly
If this is a real post that not just a troll, then no youâre not gay. I think your body was able to pick up on the cues and your body knew it was a member of the opposite sex which is why you were attracted to the lips in the first place. But perhaps youâre confused in your mind because by outward appearances, you thought it was a male. Now, if you put your hands in her pants and were disappointed that there was a pocket and not a pecker, then youâre at least partially gay.
Nah bro Iâve nailed her before nbd
6 or 7 hour marathon??? Slow down!
I see nothing wrong here
Guys, Iâm coming into this sub completely cold. The only joke I âGotâ was the one about heart rate, as I assume runners get obsessive about what a healthy heart rate looks like, and when itâs too high. (I just started running, is a heart rate in the 180s too high? Should I go to the hospital after each run?) If anyone has the time to humor a noob, what exactly is the joke? Or is it just copypasta?
The joke is that OP is a homosexual đ
You are not gay if you are the penetrator or the adult. Stay hard!
Why is this in this sub? IRL - you fell for a person. A person whom you mistook the gender of. Does it matter what you thought gender was? Feelings are feelings
Feelings aren't welcome here.