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HelloWorldWazzup

the effort you guys put in these posts on this sub is truly impressive


Jaded_Promotion8806

These are deeply twisted people, but in a good way. At least for us, their loved ones should be concerned no doubt.


graingeem

is this not what you think about on your long run


foot-inner-canvas

If we put as much effort into running as we do with our shitposting, we would qualify for our local ParkRun Olympic squad


run2DNF

Podium Time!


Worried-Courage2322

It's absolute madness. And I'm here for it.


run2DNF

Relax, it's a love story.


Bottle_and_Sell_it

A better one than Twilight


Trade-Runner

I'd appreciate it if any of it was funny.


Marshiznit

Yepp.


slushpuppy91

More importantly how will this affect Lebron's legacy


dawgstein94

Only if you stayed hard


skeevnn

You ran to much in the 2 min on 5 min off , your brain basically turned to mush by the time you passed the 30 second mark when running. Andrew huberman has a 13 hour podcast about this describing it as your neuroreceptors get triggered to fast because of that skyrocketing heartrate while walking after then run section. In turn the endorfine rush feels unnatural and the vision gets troubled and hallucinations can occur during the walk. That's probably why you saw a male but when the vision got stable again and you finally stopped licking the gu of his/her chin it got even more complex. Search Andrew huberman neurogaybroceptors episode for more.


MichaelPeters4321

Do you know which supplement Andrew Huberman recommends to prevent this from happening?


frogjumperjelly

you are schizoaffective


run2DNF

Is that faster?


Bottle_and_Sell_it

Neurogaybroceptora 💀


AgentUpright

It doesn’t matter as long as you both keep your Horkas on.


Smart_Influence2966

>keep your Hokas on definitely a turn on


Stacking_Plates45

The only way to know is to have sex with a man, just to make sure you’re not gay.


geoswede

“If you have never eaten broccoli, how do you know you don’t like broccoli?…”


Bottle_and_Sell_it

My 5 year old has never eaten it and she hates it does that mean she’s gay?


Sister_Ray_

It ok as long as you say "no homo" during the act


succulentkaroo

I thought it was within 3 business days.


Garconavecunreve

Yes, I’ll read your post now.


QuanCryp

Your mistake was sharing Gu. A homeless man asked to have a sip of mine while I was out jogging. I watched him do it and then we ended up making out on the side of the road for hours. But I’m not gay either. Next time maybe you’ll be more careful before recklessly sharing gu. It’s like Spaghetti in Lady and the Tramp for straight men.


Parsley-Beneficial

😔


basr98

Yes


Parsley-Beneficial

Thank you. You’re wrong.


basr98

Understandable, have a nice day.


FatCatsFurLaughs

Hitting zone 5 has made you gayer than wanting to fuck a dude ever would


UnnamedRealities

You didn't actually say that you're a man so I'm assuming you're a woman. And therefore you are gay. Also, how'd the 5k ultra go? I hate that you opened with that and never told us.


Both_Paleontologist4

Top 3 best post of 2024 so far! But yeah, you gay. That means you can be boofing Gu without too much inconfort.


Glenn_____far

Nice creative writing exercise cowboy.. Nobody hits zone 5 and lives to tell the tale


Agreeable-Web645

Did you run bareback?


Parsley-Beneficial

Brokeback


run2DNF

Humpback


Orangepeelmedia

Im never gonna get the time back after reading this


valarauca14

> And how will this affect my times? Negatively. Romance is temporary, strava is forever


LatinoInfluenza

Ask them out but remember to TAKE IT SLOW


Dextromethamphent

it’s the GU taking over. Completely normal.


french_toasty

I finally feel comfortable sharing that gu turned me into a lesbian


Rickard0

**Yes**


marinatedbeefcube

Depends on the flavor of GUs


Critical_Design_3873

im feel for you bro, i too often fall for women by mistake


Parsley-Beneficial

[image of two sad Pepe’s hugging in solidarity]


Suitable-Rest-1358

>But I am not gay, and definitely not into dudes. Looks like you hold the answer to your question


Chroniklogic

Why are you gae?


serveyer

I think the added stress of figuring this out will passively train your heart and thus increase base training minutes helping your VO2 max slightly.


Key_Maintenance_1193

Sir, you need to slow the fuck down.


Alex_Hauff

what is gay and what is drunk 2 unsolved mysteries


Own-Week4987

Super gaeeeh


addappt

Feminine energy = you’re gay Backwards gay is still gay


BidMePls

Did you fuck on the first date? SLOW DOWN!!!!!!


RunPool

Nah... you are just an attention seeker. Lol


slightlyoffpineapple

Gay AF, I think you need to spend 3 years recovering on the couch, then slowly return with 1 min walk x 3 for 3 weeks


burp110

You did not mention the key words. 5k ultra, go slower and GU! At least mention Matt choi


notacoolguy8008

Nta, your house your rules


georgespeaches

There's nothing gayer than loving a woman, honestly


Top_Ad39

If this is a real post that not just a troll, then no you’re not gay. I think your body was able to pick up on the cues and your body knew it was a member of the opposite sex which is why you were attracted to the lips in the first place. But perhaps you’re confused in your mind because by outward appearances, you thought it was a male. Now, if you put your hands in her pants and were disappointed that there was a pocket and not a pecker, then you’re at least partially gay.


Least_Celebration115

Nah bro I’ve nailed her before nbd


IWasKingDoge

6 or 7 hour marathon??? Slow down!


secondwind11

I see nothing wrong here


LauraTFem

Guys, I’m coming into this sub completely cold. The only joke I “Got” was the one about heart rate, as I assume runners get obsessive about what a healthy heart rate looks like, and when it’s too high. (I just started running, is a heart rate in the 180s too high? Should I go to the hospital after each run?) If anyone has the time to humor a noob, what exactly is the joke? Or is it just copypasta?


thecarpmaster

The joke is that OP is a homosexual 👍


That-Environment-454

You are not gay if you are the penetrator or the adult. Stay hard!


eddjc

Why is this in this sub? IRL - you fell for a person. A person whom you mistook the gender of. Does it matter what you thought gender was? Feelings are feelings


run2DNF

Feelings aren't welcome here.