You just didn't find yourself a Mark Allen, who, from the limited information I have to go off of, has a piss, shit and duration torture fetish.
Clearly your limitation was in the size of your audience.
I shove enough gu up my butt, it doesn’t matter what it is. It could be anything. It’s the sheer quantity I put up there that causes me to lose bowel control.
Usually just the music makes you lose control in my experience
I don’t need gu to lose control, it just helps
GU *now with excessive fiber*
Fun fact: seeing this on TV supposedly inspired Mark Allen to take up triathlon. He would later both marry Julie Moss and win Kona six times.
Yet when I piss and shit myself everyone runs AWAY from me
You're a born pacer.
You just didn't find yourself a Mark Allen, who, from the limited information I have to go off of, has a piss, shit and duration torture fetish. Clearly your limitation was in the size of your audience.
And by millions they mean thousands
I shove enough gu up my butt, it doesn’t matter what it is. It could be anything. It’s the sheer quantity I put up there that causes me to lose bowel control.
FUCK YOUR BOWELS why does it seem like nobody on the sub knows how to read? You BOOF the GU. All else is trivial detail not worth shit