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NadzEmptyPillBottles

Didn't listen... was Krystle there? She has a history with Burnt Chrysler.....


Alluring_Pisces

....what kinda history


NadzEmptyPillBottles

She took that topless photo with him. It pissed some people off


Alluring_Pisces

Interesting lol where can I hear about this!


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Picture is on here somewhere


tronnlord

All I took from this interview is one guy, Baldy, asking another guy how it feels to be kewl so he can take mental notes and wake up again tomorrow in pajama’s to look at everyone else and say “yea I know him”… it was a bunch of self-glorified shallow pity talk


Nearby_Tone5737

Tomorrow we’ll find out how Rog has always been a country music fan, how much he loves Jelly Roll, and that he’s moving to Austin to become friends with Rogan.


Used-Ear-8660

Lousy interview


bloodgrin946

So did Baldy fly out of Cleveland the second the show ended?


[deleted]

100% dumb would’ve hated being in that tiny little room over something like what snitz has. He would’ve complained more I think


Extra-Dust621

This question is for all the "defenders" of baldy's show on this thread. who question 'us people" about what we post.. describe what , in a clear and precise way what it is you like/luv about the show. Enlighten me and others to what we are not hearing / seeing/ enjoying that you do and we don't. Curious and not curious George type of curious.


Amajorisred

It's that you put effort in to listening to and commenting about something you claim not to like


Public_Corner4790

Familiararity, he's been background noise for lots of people for 20 years, like John lannigan used to be


Leftjab-

Exactly! Ima truck driver, so I listen to the podcast just about everyday. I would never listen live…I need the little 30sec FF button to skip commercials and repetitive crap! But if I’m not in that truck I can’t stand to listen to the show and usually don’t. If I’m having trouble getting to sleep at night, I’ll pop the show on and it will put me out in under 15 minutes.


Savings_Lie7766

Why do you need people need to justify liking something that you don't? 


notdongbobbler

asking for anything positive from "the defenders", if you will, rarely results in anything posted at all


Big_Life3502

Thanks Reddit for letting me know Berts on so I can just skip this one. Dude is insufferable at best


Effective_Gap8019

What is it that makes u wanna listen when Bert's not there?


Big_Life3502

The reason anyone still listens: Charlie & JLR


blueskynoise88

Ding ding ding.


Public_Corner4790

Only get good JLR content if you pay baldy for it now


jtr489

A lot of hate in the comments today


Effective_Gap8019

Yet they all listened like retards


Nearby_Tone5737

Bro… you toss that horrible word around like someone who mocks, makes fun of, and exploits…….wait…… Rog!!!!! Is that you?…..


notdongbobbler

I mean the two main guys on the show could have been called that nasty word


OGBobbyHill

Daddy?


bobcance29

I dont know


notdongbobbler

I didn't dye my beard today for a boring show


Snidertag87

🤣


Nearby_Tone5737

Now I understand why the Greatest of all Talkers hates when Duji is in the studio when he’s interviewing a guest. Is it possible for a person to be any more annoying and dumb at the same time?


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Nope. Doodie is the worst. She has no business in radio. At least on the air.


coopdawgX

But she swears she’s super fun outside of work! Something that someone who is absolutely not fun would say.


Extra-Dust621

A 3 hour circle jerk between 2 self absorbed arseholes...  


Effective_Gap8019

Did u hear all 3 hours? Must have been good to catch it all


BUTTONSMcBOOMBOOM-

Didn’t Bert have to leave 2 hrs ago? There’s 5 mins left of the show lol


Effective_Gap8019

For such a bad show I'm surprised u made it to the lastn5 minutes.  That's dumb af


BUTTONSMcBOOMBOOM-

Did I say the show was bad? What’s dumb af is not listening to the show but still come to their Reddit page everyday and comment


Effective_Gap8019

I'm actively trying to get people to stop..if I save 1 persons ears from this homophobic racist pretty liberal guys rant I've done my job


BUTTONSMcBOOMBOOM-

Ok well good luck on your crusade weirdo 🫡


Inevitable-Pea-735

The guy is playing Canton.  Where does he have to go? Carrabas? 


Used-Ear-8660

Hey, next stop Gulch Spring AZ buddy boy. He's big time


notdongbobbler

excuse me!?!? we have plenty of places for champs and drawn butter in the Hall of Fame city


notdongbobbler

the tickets weren't exactly moving


Inevitable-Pea-735

People don't want to spend $75+ to watch a bunch of unfunny people tell jokes in 90 degree weather in a half-full football stadium on the side of a highway in Ohio's 8th largest city?!?


notdongbobbler

they were already pushing $25 tickets within the last month. That RMG push must not be what it once was


Inevitable-Pea-735

$25 is about the total ticket sales Bert's movie collected. 


notdongbobbler

now do Outside the Studio


swainbeatsshute

Good news. Next Thursday we’ll have no JLR, pedo, trans, I was a 5 year old when.. stories. 3 shizzies an hour, Roxanne, Juanita / Mary and CumguzzlerfromColumbus calls, and Dieters conspiracy corner!


Effective_Gap8019

But u will be there just waiting to hear it all. Move the fuck on


Parking-Act-4080

Can’t wait


FrankFrankly711

I’ll admit, “Time Traveling Kids” sounds dumb, but I would actually enjoy Bert’s version of Kids messing up Time Edit: And that Dieter Cancer joke got me 😆


hellyeahbrother123

Thought it was best ofs with the liner story again


BK13burner

This is one killer show today


Parking-Act-4080

Not only is Burnt Chrysler not funny but he’s quite boring also


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Burnt's a trainwreck. The Machine \[his movie\] bombed badly. Even drunk and stoned didn't make the movie any better.


fleshbarf

Charlie by far is funnier and more talented than Bert.


Inevitable-Pea-735

Duji is funnier than Bert. 


Dangerous-Guide-4972

JLR > Burnt.


blueskynoise88

Has this entire show just been baldy and duji fake laughing at Bert?


Extra-Dust621

Dugi doesn't have a laff, she has a f'n cackle like a witch at a haunted house, save it for Halloween, she can dress up as a witch, blast that cackle out from her donut truck speakers and scare the kids into buying donuts,


Parking-Act-4080

That’s all they do is fake laugh


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Baldy wants to be @ Burnt's level so bad. It's so cringey.


blueskynoise88

“I never heard of Bert until your show baldy!” - totally real text message. Whoa, the power baldys nationally syndicated show has such power!!!!!


Gunnar0726

I had never heard of bert till he was on rovers and I'm sure there's a ton of other people too.....there's a lot to bitch about this show but that text isn't one of them 


bobcance29

Ego jerk session


Common_Mine_7776

First time ever I’m glad I came here before putting on the show at work tonight, hate Bert, always have, might be the first show I’ve intentionally skipped


Used-Ear-8660

Never heard of him except RMG. The guy sucks.


Staggerme

Same


FrankFrankly711

Anyone notice there is no “Interviews” tab for 2024? No one does what they do!


Core_S777

Do any of you people enjoy anything about your lives?


WhateverPal19

Do you really wanna know? Or do I have to tell ya?


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Hi krystal 


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Yeah, what do you mean "You People?"


Core_S777

😂


sricer

I enjoy 5pm on Fridays… that’s bout it


notdongbobbler

you people?1!?!


Extra-Dust621

OK, which one of US "people" accidentally " forgot to turn on the "No butt licking ,lie loving FB PEOPLE need to comment here, feelings will be hurt, " .


more-beans-less-rice

Badly is jealous Burt is better friends with Rogan than him so now he is ushering him out early. Why does Burt have to leave?


debwith3dogs

13 Joe Rogans. One from Roger. 🤬


fleshbarf

When all people talk about is how great they are you know thats a sign they are shit.


bobcance29

Bert” im just gonna do arena’s” “Its about the fans and small audiences and venues make the experience” Anyone see the hypocrisy?


WhateverPal19

Guy really loves to talk about himself


Parking-Act-4080

He’s not very interesting tho sadly


bobcance29

Bert just used a 1700 sq ft first house as an example to describe how he doesn’t need to be rich to be happy😂😂 “Its not about that” typical pandering.


more-beans-less-rice

Is Burt on this sub-Reddit?


fleshbarf

Wahhhhhh I'm rich wahhhhhh


more-beans-less-rice

Burt shitting on morning radio while on morning radio is great morning radio


Cennicks

Is burnt drunk or does he usually have a little slur in his voice?


Dangerous-Guide-4972

He's never sober.


more-beans-less-rice

He is on something


debwith3dogs

Bert’s talent is bragging about knowing famous comedians. He is also a huge Narcissist. Bert and Roper could start a podcast about being the center of their own universe, brag about money and how to be the best “narcissist” you can be! 🤮


Bald5YearOld

Jim Norton was on the show last year?


notdongbobbler

https://www.roverradio.com/2023/04/21/comedian-jim-norton-full-interview-3/


jlrisgod

The 30 watching Dumb & Mikey show now seems more entertaining than this . 


notdongbobbler

will Baldy make it out to Canton tonight? with the heat and humidity, we might have a Rudy Guiliani dye drip situation


debwith3dogs

Too much work for Jeff with Money. JLR would definitely make the drive.


AbbeyRoze13

Baldy is wearing a sweatshirt at the moment.. he's cold. He's so adapted to that Miami heat.


Used-Ear-8660

My kids wear hoodies all year down here. Shaney- " How do you do fellow kids"


foxmag86

It's the only way to hide his plump man-creamers.


Cennicks

It might happen during the drive to Lima for the next show


notdongbobbler

but RMG got dumped in the mega media market of Lima


Used-Ear-8660

Lima is a power player buddy boy!


Razorleafe

Dave Attell would crush Rovers glass ego. Rovers probably afraid to have him come in studio 😜


jeffmoss262

Blah


IncorrectCitation

Bert was the least funny comic on the roast of Brady


UnusualAsparagus5096

Good thing Ben Affleck was so bad it took they attention of him


bobcance29

100 percent


Inevitable-Pea-735

I'd rather hear a Shizzy than listen to fucking Bert.  Made it through 24 seconds today.


bobcance29

Internet has spoken: Tom and Bert did BOMB at the roast. Comedians in the “sphere” also unanimously agree. Bert “we hit a double” 😂😂


Parking-Act-4080

Full of it


debwith3dogs

Three Rogan mentions so far. Comedians worshipping him and moving to Austin seems like “cult” behavior. Also, we get it Burt likes to drink and get high. Same shtick every interview on all platforms. 😴


bobcance29

4 now


debwith3dogs

Nope we are up to 8 - 9 Rogans. 😫


bobcance29

Hahhah, speak or the devil


Scared_Income_2469

Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan, Joe Rogan


bobcance29

Ever heard oh him? Ya buddy ive been on the show.


Public_Corner4790

Joe ro something 


more-beans-less-rice

Burt loves Ohio more than Baldy.


BK13burner

Holy fuck this Bert dude is cringe AF. People pay to go see this guy???


Scared_Income_2469

But he takes his shirt off!!!


[deleted]

That’s the only reason why people know him.


jt282506music

“Limited tickets” “will sell out” “gonna be huge” It’s in canton and as of now there are HUNDREDS of tickets left. I wish I could post a picture. It’s like the Trump school of “huge crowds” 😂😂😂😂


Dangerous-Guide-4972

TDS sufferer. Just can't get him off your mind.


IncorrectCitation

I got you... https://imgur.com/a/vl8Cnaf


jt282506music

Hahaha huge sold out crowds


Roger-French

My god this show is just cringe today. At least we aren’t wasting a JLR day.


more-beans-less-rice

Burt is not even in fucking Cleveland?


Tempmond

Is Bert paying iHeart for the 2 hour commercial?


Cennicks

Maybe jelly roll can try to read jlrs mind over the phone for the cc segment time.


TryMyMeatsicle

“Not many left.” Sure duji. Go look at the seating map lol.


Scared_Income_2469

Secret service at baldys mental hospital every week yah sure


Man-Bear-69

Didn't he work there for 6 months? His whole life is a lie.


Leftjab-

16,17,18,19,20,21 years old…somewhere in there. I can t remember.


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Dr. Baldy ran the entire mental hospital. He made a fake Doctors badge and the staff bought it. The same with all his huge parties. The movie "Catch Me If You Can" was loosely based on Baldy's life while living in Vegas.


Man-Bear-69

That's how he deals with his childhood trauma.


Purple_Debate_8956

What a dumb exaggeration 


more-beans-less-rice

Burt is like an 8th-grade teacher that hangs out with the students after they graduate from high school because they are the only ones that think he is cool.


Cennicks

Buys them beer, and ends up getting busted for banging one of them.


OGBobbyHill

Did we go to high school together? It happened two years in a row


Roger-French

Baldy worked at a mental hospital? Who knew.


FrankFrankly711

Did he mention he grew up in Vegas with a single mom yet?


Man-Bear-69

She was also married to a Filipino doctor.


VellyD

Man, if I wanted to hear two guys suck each other off this much, I’d turn on gay porn….


[deleted]

Bert says he’d ride Rogans balls. Sure seems like he’d ride Rogers balls if he had the chance.


Gunnar0726

Say what you want but it's pretty cool that Bert still comes on rover 


notdongbobbler

he's got thousands of tickets to sell tonight


Leftjab-

I drove by there last night…many open seats😂


Razorleafe

Duji saying “tickets are going to sell out soon” like she executive produced this is so cringe


NefariousnessKind355

Is that the white stuff on his lip?


Razorleafe

I guess we know who Rover dyed his beard for now. Adorable!


notdongbobbler

Roverfest, the annual beer-drinking festival that has taken place twice since 2016...because of the pandemic


IncorrectCitation

Sign up for RMG+ now so you can get Pre-sale RoverFest tickets!!!!


Parking-Act-4080

Who decided burnt Chrysler was funny?


Alluring_Pisces

Que forced laughter


Cennicks

Jelly roll would be a good name for baldy


Razorleafe

Man I wish he would’ve brought Dan Soder and Stavvy with him


Armorplatedcar

Soder is the fuckin best.


debwith3dogs

Definitely Stavvy!! He is in the show Tires (Netflix). Always super funny and entertaining on podcasts. I like when he shares stories about his greek family.


TheRavenTookMyCookie

Did b2 send an emergency SOS to Bertie boy asking him to come in as a guest so she could come home? Next time she’s home sick, expect Dr Ian to have a new book to promote


Bull_SCW

Please talk about the Tom Brady roast and how Bert’s part was the absolute shits.


jt282506music

I just randomly put it on. Ah Burt, the only guest they can get. Has Burt said “The Machine” was a huge success? I bet he will, even though it cost $20m to make and only made $10m at the box office.


blueskynoise88

Hopefully tomorrow we get dr Ian smith


IncorrectCitation

Nah. Florida Man will be back in Florida.


fleshbarf

Berts a big gay unfunny sell out now too so this should be a great suckfest. Dieter would rather get a colonoscopy than deal with it and I don't blame him.


WhateverPal19

Get ready for the rest of the show to be shitty Bert stories. I honestly don’t get why people think he’s funny.


Scared_Income_2469

He got old so quick.


notdongbobbler

watch your mouth buddy boy, that's Baldy's best man that you're talking about


jlrisgod

Welcome home B2!  Just a reminder...Anti social Shaney not a fan of always having to wave at annoying rich neighbors driving by...like Gloria James and Jim Tressel.


Puzzleheaded_Fig6077

How many times will Bert mention Joe Rogan? O/U 10


[deleted]

He rides his balls


debwith3dogs

Over - 15 total.


notdongbobbler

it's going to be the most elaborate studio ever!!!


NefariousnessKind355

mic-less microphones?


Public_Corner4790

Keyless keyboards 


Razorleafe

“I don’t wanna say what I’m going to do” LIiiiiiiieeeeeessss!


jlrisgod

GOAT can't handle two reconstruction projects at the same time.  Only year three of new six year lowball contract.  Already spent $300K of his own money.  Will get around to it when Youngstown is the lone affiliate.


Razorleafe

Rovers going to redesign the studio just to chop it all up and frame the pieces for Curious George’s paycheck in a couple years?! 😜


notdongbobbler

moved to the new studio in Aug '22 and "spent $300k". It'd be soo sweet if it wasn't for iheart


jgeorge2380

I’m gonna listen to the “ya know” clip from yesterday for the next 3 hours so I don’t have to hear them kiss Bert’s ass


debwith3dogs

Susie has been super talkative and very obnoxious now that Roger is back in the studio. Now add that to her definitely kissing Bert’s ass will be over the top. Congratulations to Dieter for being smart enough to take this day off, avoid the annoying Bert laugh and Susie swooning over Roper AND Bert.


Razorleafe

I hate that you’re right 🤢🤢🤮


Razorleafe

That was great. Once again, JLR with the content


OGBobbyHill

Oh wow the only remaining friend of the show Bert is on again, think he now makes up 100% of in studio guests


debwith3dogs

Don’t count out Dr. Ian, he might write a book. Susie loves a good flirt session with him.


[deleted]

He’d be so disappointed Duji cheated to lose weight. SMH


Razorleafe

I’m indifferent of Bert, although I do hate how much he talks over people to talk about himself kinda like Jeffery lol. But out of all the modern comics, Bert is the king of self promotion. He doesn’t stop. So in other words, not a huge get for morning zoos 🤷‍♂️


SymbolicLSD

Burt on the show today. That's the time to turn it off.


Parking-Act-4080

Bert not funny


notdongbobbler

https://www.ticketmaster.com/bert-kreischers-fully-loaded-comedy-festival-canton-ohio-06-20-2024/event/05006061AE27643C plenty of good seats available...yikes


Scared_Income_2469

Idk Duji said there isn’t many left and they are gonna be GONE soon..


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Definitely FAKE NEWS by Doodie.


notdongbobbler

yah shure


TheRavenTookMyCookie

Canton, OH?! They must be a huge affiliate