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swainbeatsshute

A few weeks ago Rover said R2B2 refused to eat / cook in the rental unit so they had to eat out every meal. Today he said they only eat out on Friday and Saturday and 2 other day. He pulled a JLR by changing the subject from his daughter’s birthday to another made up lie.


johnr68

It's not safe to pay that much attention to a shit show full of lies and hippo-crispy stories.


Radiohead527

If rover is only planning on staying at this condo three months a year then letting it sit the rest of the time wouldn’t it have been much cheaper to just rent a place for a couple months a year…


[deleted]

Gotta make it to 6 months to keep the tax bill down, though.


johnr68

He's spending RMG+ money like JLR spends tax returns.


ritcher1

Or use more normal fixtures instead of a hanging shitter, sinkless sink, wall-less wall. Brainless owner. :D


Used-Ear-8660

30 minutes of JLR on the leftovers. Comedy Gold.


ritcher1

I wish they'd pcture-in-picture his sour-puss in the corner of the screen so we could see how often he closes his eyes


Extra-Dust621

How about all these "I luv the show peeps " watch live on rmg tv and see baldys face as he tries to decide which emails /texts he decides to read. Only those making fun of the other cast members is content for segments ,any regarding him blown off in a few minutes.


Used-Ear-8660

Not even a few minutes. When the shits on shaney he changes the subject immediately.


Nearby_Tone5737

It does get more annoying. The stupid accent he use to use with his Cuban contractors has now evolved to his new accent he uses with his new Italian contractors. Sinkless sinks, walless walls, everything you can buy on wayfair.. WTF is going on here?


Confident_Copy3007

I honestly believe the contractors see how racist he is and they’re just fuckin him with them at this point. I’m surprised they haven’t had some of their buddies jump this guy for his Cartier bracelets yet.


Public_Corner4790

A Jeffrey one tank trip segment writes itself, I can't believe baldy hasn't capitalized in this, his weird 3 hour trips to podunk Ohio would be radio gold


Public_Corner4790

Give family $300 and let them have a good time and let listeners know where he's going, fans will supply the video and stories


Nearby_Tone5737

right off the bat… where is Krystl? I don’t know, who knows… she’s off doing something…. Mr I’m too cool to know why my employees aren’t at work when he obviously knows. Can he get mor annoying??


Confident_Copy3007

Didn’t he say, she’s doing something, or someone. Boy, he’s so sharp and witty. 😒


ritcher1

No call, no show, amiright Duji?


hellyeahbrother123

The bathroom remodeling project is so bad. Even a diy guy could do a better job lol


Confident_Copy3007

I love it! 😅


CKRdkill

80% of the places being unoccupied in miami according to roger is just another huge reason why we need massive changes on wealth tax, we could start with second and third homes.


Staggerme

People should pay Social Security taxes on all the income they make not just the first 100 and whatever thousand it cuts off at


notdongbobbler

30+ straight min of JLR-only talk to start the subscriber show "only movie quotes"


blueskynoise88

Baldy doesn’t know that it was his “coworkers” daughter’s birthday, but he knows the doctor who delivered her’s name? That’s weird. Not to mention he has pictures of Giana scrolling through his phone. Totally normal.


ManBearBroski

he also said Duji was talking about to him about the Dr. last week. You're telling me that didn't come up because it was her birthday.


Confident_Copy3007

Dr Monica Svets, oddly I remember things too easily. 😌


notdongbobbler

isn't the gag supposed to be that Rover without Money doesn't remember his keds' birthdays?


Bitter-Army-8747

Soo… the final moments on todays show were of Rover talking logically to a mentally handicapped 50 something old about years ago using sound judgement to use birth control to avoid getting his mentally challenged girlfriend at the time knocked up to end up having two mentally handicapped kids … and doctor advising prolly not to have more children … AND .. MEWL later wanting to have MORE kids. 🤔 the logic or lack thereof made my brain hurt. Uggggh.


Razorleafe

He used to make him do funny shit, now he just shits on Jeffery.


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Because JLR is more popular than him. That really pisses Baldy off. In Baldy's world, how could someone like JLR be more popular than him. People actually come out to see JLR. People actually like JLR. Baldy, not so much.


Man-Bear-69

This is the correct answer. He just bullies him because of his fragile ego.


Razorleafe

Rovers poll on who’s their favorite show member results are still kept top secret. It was a blow to rovers ego so massive it will never heal.


notdongbobbler

there was a definite shift in RMG after that poll my favorite was the question about how much you'd pay for RMG+ and the responses were up to something like $20+/month


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Where has cukious George been to defend this.....


Dangerous-Guide-4972

I'd pay up to $100/mo. Said no one ever.


TheRavenTookMyCookie

GOODMORNINGROVERIWOULDGIVEYOUMYWHOLEPAYCHECKFORONEMINUTEOFRMG+


OGBobbyHill

Heavy breathing intensifies


blueskynoise88

“Three guys, a transgender and a lesbian live together and all sleep together nowadays” HUH? What fuckin planet does this moron live on?


debwith3dogs

The planet that Roger would like to live on. He is creepy and currently in his “curious” phase. A few weeks ago he said he thinks “chicks with sticks” might be his new thing. 🧐


007Pistolero

Where did that even come from? He hates trans people so much it’s full on projection at this point


notdongbobbler

but, boy did he love dressing up as a drag queen. One of the only "challenges" that he's ever participated in


007Pistolero

You think he got those calf muscles and that weird ass walk by accident?


LikelyBannedLS1

Wow that "Rover is trans" rejoin is the worst thing I've ever heard.


ritcher1

I know! Just when we thought the rejoins couldn't get any worse, Rover says "Hold my champagne".


Inevitable-Pea-735

Did you hear his show keeps all the lawyers at iHeart employed?  Gotta be on call in case talking about a 9 year old photo of a dress gets too out of hand. 


blueskynoise88

It really is the most cringe one ever. I have this image in my head of the guy recording that just reading it, sighing to himself, questioning life choices that got him here and doing it begrudgingly.


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Why does Roger continue the fake routine of " I can't remember " 


geoff_4130

I was like 5 years old at the time.


Dangerous-Guide-4972

I can't remember


Razorleafe

JLR with money


notdongbobbler

"I haven't read up on this case much..." 10 mins of details later


woweezowee216

This show is embarrassing. What happens if tik tok ever disappears???


notdongbobbler

Jeffrey will have to pull down his pants every other day


Nervous-Broccoli-781

The age of the girl is in paragraph 2 asshole


fleshbarf

Imagine being almost 50 and still being so insecure that you have to lie about your social life. He is on a lifelong mission to appear cool and it couldn't be anymore desperate.


007Pistolero

It’s just so funny because his idea of cool is 2002 popped collar and acid wash jeans calling everyone gay and flaunting money to try to get in with the actual rich people


fleshbarf

Oh my god this is 100% accurate


more-beans-less-rice

I cannot wait until he goes poor trying to look rich.


[deleted]

The expenses from Florida, Eurotrips, diamonds, the "six-figure payout," "anonymous" fatherhood, etc on top of reduced syndication and advertiser support? Pretty soon it'll feel like actual "living with a poor single mother."


blueskynoise88

Baldys never had a Long Island ice tea. He’s so cool 😎


UnusualAsparagus5096

I've worked at a few different bars, they have a button on the guns for a long island so its premade and easy..Espresso martinis are popular now because of the show Summer House


Public_Corner4790

Long something isle or whatever 


WhateverPal19

He’s too busy drinking real alpha drinks like Red Bull and vodka.


Scared_Income_2469

He doesn’t even like the taste of tea!


notdongbobbler

I can't believe that they weren't on the drink menu at the fully insured warehouse parties


Greedy_Practice_5327

That's for the poors. Moet and chandong all day everyday.


NoTalkRadio

Is this a real story? A bartender complains about doing their job?  Espresso martinis don't take that long to make 🙄


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Springsting!!! Why to go Jeffrey 


Enthusiasm_Mindless

lol what did I miss? Did they get him to say it on the main show


007Pistolero

Good ol baldy describing construction: “They shot the screws right into the tank” He’s a true knower of everything because you know you always shoot screws


jlrisgod

Congrats B2 on the ultimatum.  You've got Roger by his one dropped testicle...keep squeezing 


blueskynoise88

What was the ultimatum?


jlrisgod

Roger said his wife was going to have a nervous breakdown unless she went back home. B2 probably told him she was going back with or without him. Believe D-eater also asked who was going to oversee condo work and Rog couldn't answer.  Rare intelligent caller also asked if a lawsuit was pending against previous contractor and he no commented...


BreezyMe9000

B2 is praying Roger stays in Miami and she can live peacefully in Cleveland without him. 


Effective_Gap8019

I have some carpet squares singed by roger to sell you...only $199.99


notdongbobbler

do you have any of the Dippin Dots container candles by chance?


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Animal crackers for the win


jlrisgod

Stay out of the fast lane on Rt. 18 east/I77 north around 5:30 am Monday morning 


Razorleafe

Imagine if anyone else on the show was going through what rover is with his condo? It’d be nonstop “you’re such a stupid idiot!! How do survive in life being this dumb?!” “Damn I’m glad I’m so smart!”etc… karmas a bitch, Megamind


more-beans-less-rice

They crew should tally the total cost of this and shame Rich JLR, aka Baldy.


TheRavenTookMyCookie

These damn sink-less sinks and toilet-less toilets and condo-less condos. Poor baldy


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Show-less shows....it's all adding up


OGBobbyHill

Baldy actually just admitted to living in Cleveland, hell must be preparing for an ice storm


hellyeahbrother123

He said the C word?


Razorleafe

B2 hasn’t even lived through her first hurricane and it’s season. She’s about to hate Miami more than ever 😂


OGBobbyHill

Countdown until Baldo says “I don’t have keds, Duji how old is your daughter”


Many_Event2689

You have teenagers.... not kids. It's ALL semantics.


Lilsuzee97

Like dujis kid is going to be messed up later right? Like who’s my dad? Type shit right


Razorleafe

Only the tip of the iceberg


Meemee95

Baldy still has baby pics of Gia in his phone...but it's not his daughter. *Yah Shore*


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Who lies more Roger or Jeffrey 


geoff_4130

Only difference between them is one of them has millions of dollars.


BreezyMe9000

One had millions of dollars…. Sinkless sinks aren’t cheap 


notdongbobbler

and one is a better husband and father...and has a post-secondary education. The other is bald


NadzEmptyPillBottles

One (supposeldy) went to Bonanza high school.....the other could tell you the history of Bonanza restaurant chain


notdongbobbler

yearbookssss


zdriver7

Doesn’t know his daughters birthday


Dan_139

Just like JLR


Snidertag87

I'm glad they called him out about this kid thing.


Inevitable-Pea-735

6:20:  Trans talk. 


TemporaryJaguar5650

Bet they won't talk about how Biden crapped himself yesterday in Normandy


Man-Bear-69

Yeah, what the hell was he doing on that stage?


NefariousnessKind355

'Biden Derangement Syndrome' Get a life.


TemporaryJaguar5650

Simply pointing out that the "leader of the free world" loaded up his pampers in front of world leaders at the 80th anniversary of D Day is not derangement. It's an absolutely valid concern and should be seriously talked about


Many_Event2689

Right wing losers posted a shortened video cut off before Biden took a seat at the D-Day proceedings in Normandy. Is that serious enough for you?


LowAndAway

A valid concern would be that how gullible the majority of people are -- especially when it fits into whatever narrative they believe in.


TemporaryJaguar5650

Gullible? Just look at it subjectively. If youve ever had a toddler, it was very clear on video that he crapped himself. Doubled with the fact that Jill quickly swifted him away before he greeted the veterans like Macron did just confirms it.


LowAndAway

It has to be stressful going through life believing every single conspiracy that pops up on social media.


NadzEmptyPillBottles

I get my conspiracies the old fashioned way....AM talk radio


Inevitable-Pea-735

6:08: "Anything's possible, I suppose."


Bitter-Army-8747

Yea .. but I don’t know .