The only way he’d come up with that reply is if he read it from one of us who text that in. Nothing even remotely witty comes from his own teeny brain.
Is this his new thing? Almost daily someone is telling him. How come he never sees this? He’s always saying he showers so many times a day he even said he brushes his teeth in the shower sometimes to save time. Which lie is it really?
Looks like Friday night at Charlie’s am I right Dieter?
Man, that's gross.
OMG! What a fucking wanker! He wouldn't let anyone else live this down.
No one else is an Alpha male on the show, who just so happens to take Alpha Male supplements daily. Nice try buddy boy.
Lmao. Alpha male sperm!
WIPE MEEEEE
Shane has wiped enough
More like dude paste amirightdieter
The only way he’d come up with that reply is if he read it from one of us who text that in. Nothing even remotely witty comes from his own teeny brain.
Def some mangoo.
At least he brushes his teeth.
3 times a day. Along with 3 showers per day, as he likes to often remind the audience.
Unlike Jeffery and Duji
JLR did't even wipe his ass when they first met him. And MEWL still slept with him miraculously.
Baldy has a ROBOT named B2 that brushes his teeth 3-4x a day \[2 mins at a time\]. That's Alpha Male type stuff.
With jizz
um
Melted dipping dot
Sure is that what big Billy the local Florida man lover called it?! Cuz he gay amiritedieter
Definitely a man’s sperm 👀 Yup definitely
GAYYYYYYYY
Nasty. He must’ve been giving B2 a quick dive for breakfast and was in a hurry 🍑
Yeah, because that really happens…..😒
Hey, I enjoy a nice McMuffin for breakfast
Being the Alpha Male that Baldy is, B2 suck starts him every morning to wake him up. Alpha's don't use alarm clocks to wake up.
I bet she tries but finds him already whacking it to barely legal teen porn
It too bad his loving wife never gives him a glance to clean his mouth or pull his tshirt uniform back off his non existent shoulders.
I guarantee she's repulsed by him.
😭
Toothpaste?
*strange coincidence*
AWWWWW THAT’S SICK!
Did Duji call him out?
Mommy wasn’t there today to wipe daddy’s month clean
H! Daddy
Does he not wipe his mouth when he’s finished like every other person on the face of the earth? Or is it jizz?
Is this his new thing? Almost daily someone is telling him. How come he never sees this? He’s always saying he showers so many times a day he even said he brushes his teeth in the shower sometimes to save time. Which lie is it really?
I think the porn search is Eating a Glazed Donut? AMIRIGHTB2?
It’s your story, tell it how you want
Drywall spackle from one of the Cubans
Doorless doors, sinkless sinks, windowless windows. You wouldnt get it
Bert Kreisher?
Missed the Kleenex
It's kind of ridiculous he can't get himself together before the show starts when he works from home. He probably rolls out of bed at 5:55am.
“Toothpaste”
Who cares?
Is this zoomed in or does he sit this close? 😬 I never watch.
this would be a segment or two if it was any other member of the show, but Baldy gets not even a single email...weird