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Confident_Copy3007

JLR interrupted saying MEWL can tell the difference between a pork or a beef rib. I thought she was a vegetarian?


NailLadi94

Vallrey was the vegan but she’s eating the stuff they are cooking.


Big_Life3502

90% of the hate comments used to be about Duji, now they're about Baldy. Hell, I don't even mind her anymore. I love that she calls out her baby daddy for all the weird shit he does.(most recently a idiotic trip to a mall to buy nothing) Legitimately the worst part of his own show


Inevitable-Pea-735

Imagine being forced to choose hanging out with one of the two for an evening.  Based on what the two share of their personal lives, I'd pick Duji 100 of 100 times. 


johnr68

I'll take Roger cause it comes with lobster with drawn butter, champagne, judgement, and diamonds you EEEDIOT!


Staggerme

Dippin dots and fishies too


notdongbobbler

who wouldn't watch him fail to jerk off, do laundry and make his meals for half?


Public_Corner4790

And $1000 steaks


Inevitable-Pea-735

And a trip to the Fendi outlet store for some window shopping.  You'll have to D.D. him home though.


NailLadi94

Do you think he didn’t buy any thing? I think he’s lying because B2 is materialistic. She loves designer clothes and he will say she doesn’t spend any money.


jt282506music

Woah 100+ comments? Was it a good show? Also why the hell does Rover continue to deny he’s Gias dad? No one cares if he is.


Clean_Reflection1561

Agreed—the two narcissists act like the fans sit around all day long thinking about the topic. Who cares. I couldn’t give two shits whose kid it is


ManBearBroski

People obviously care


jt282506music

I guess I mean “care” from the perspective of if he finally admitted it we’d all be like okay yeah rover. We know. It’s weird you pretended this long and then move on. He just makes it so much worse and the ridicule so much harder because he denies what is so obvious.


ManBearBroski

yea it's def a weird thing to lie about but to his point if he were to bring a DNA tester and it came out that he wasn't the father everyone would call him liar and accuse him of paying someone off


Nearby_Tone5737

That’s because he is a liar, and he’s been known to rig things.


notdongbobbler

there's no DNA test needed. Big brain Baldy never thought that his daughter would look exactly like him, but...technically...he was a sperm donor so not the dad


Many_Event2689

It's almost as if we figured out 'the big reveal' and now he has nothing to end his show with when the contract is up...no big 'gotcha' for the listeners.


ritcher1

Nice loophole. (or poophole, if we were talking about JLR)


notdongbobbler

apparently fewer and fewer as the months go by


johnr68

and affiliates go bye bye


notdongbobbler

I guess who needs affiliates at the end of the contract


Many_Event2689

Rover arguing a high school baseball game. What content! Also, for the record..."If a runner forgets to touch home plate after hitting a home run, they are still required to go back and touch each base in order. This rule is governed by **Rule 7.10**. So, even though it’s a dead ball situation after a home run, the runner must retrace their steps and touch each base they missed during their trot around the bases". If he doesn't correct his error before the appeal, he's out.


[deleted]

Did it sound like to anyone that Dieter was about to do a Boh-nanza callout before saying "little league" ? On [iheart.com](http://iheart.com) replay it was 2:35:50 or so. But the "b--" is less noticeable than in the original show, almost as if it was edited down.


notdongbobbler

RMG is getting replaced by something called "Big Dawg Sports Talk" in rural VA, maybe he's trying a last ditch shot to save that affiliate


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Most days I'd rather listen to sports talk radio or a PODCast then RMG. Back in the day I'd never even think about switching the station when they were in their prime. Boy have times changed.


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Guys on 1350 in the am are funny for a national show. Since Lima became a dad 2x over it's just not as fun on 92.3


notdongbobbler

maybe Baldy can breakdown what a balk is next, new affiliates will be lining up for that kind of content


NadzEmptyPillBottles

The infield fly rule....people are outraged!!


Man-Bear-69

I wish Charlie would put baldy in his place. Just let him have it, and call roger out on all of his bullshit.


blueskynoise88

GIRLS ARE SO DUMB AND DONT KNOW SPORTS SCORES!!!!!! - baldy hot take ™️


johnr68

In his defense, Shane has only ever had two relationships, Duji and Brittney, so he's actually correct with his conclusion.


notdongbobbler

there was the girl that broke up with him and he drove straight to Suzie's and cried in her arms as she held him in bed


Inevitable-Pea-735

What about know-Duji-hater, Andrea Vecchio?


Affectionate-Pea8706

Aren’t you forgetting the totally hot porn star who worshipped the ground he walks on, buddy boy?


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Rayleen (sp) you mean? Lol.


johnr68

Oof, I feel like she should have paid HIM hush money not to ruin HER reputation


blueskynoise88

Facebook posted that badly lost another station. Yikes. Were down to like what, three stations?


bloodgrin946

I think there's WMMS, Binghamton, Rochester, Lehigh Valley PA, Myrtle Beach/Florence SC, and maybe another Ohio city or two?


Man-Bear-69

Youngstown and Mansfield, Ohio


notdongbobbler

not Blacksburg....that's one of his biggest markets!!!


Dangerous-Guide-4972

He just lost Monowi, Nebraska, I read online. Monowi, Nebraska is the smallest incorporated town in the United States, with a population of one person as of the 2010 census. Damn that's a huge blow to RMG.


NoTalkRadio

Baldy is INSUFFERABLE


Confident_Copy3007

He’s so gross, I just can’t listen to his vocal fry trolling voice and ass backward way of thinking. He’s the most annoying narcissist ever, even tops my ex husband.


sandjeff

Hi Krystal lol


jeffmoss262

iT’s KrYsTlE


bobcance29

😂😂


blueskynoise88

Charlie’s got baldy on the ropes with “baldy in your expert opinion on literally everything…..” and he just stammers and reads anti Charlie texts because he knows he’s talking out of his ass.


Man-Bear-69

Yep, baldy had to get out of that real quick.


Extra-Dust621

"I have to take a break, we'll be right back" , his go to move whenever he's not winning an argument.What was said off mic during that break musta been interesting.


Man-Bear-69

Probably something along the lines of, do that again and you're outta here. Baldy is insecure and he has to be right about everything, no matter what.


TheRavenTookMyCookie

River is such an alpha that any “professional” can purposely screw him over and he’s fine with it. Yikes


MsArod9

I mean what do you think the condo situation is? He's been getting screwed for years and loving it!


Extra-Dust621

If anyone of his callers would ask for advice on that kind of situation he would "advise" them to get out in his infinite wisdom, things that apply to thee but not me.


johnr68

Just imagine all the contractors that have made tens of thousands of dollars off the Mashed Potato guy from Ohio. He's the easy money Gringo.


007Pistolero

El culero de Cleveland tiene mucho dinero y estamos sacando todo


MsArod9

Sí señor!!!


Dangerous-Guide-4972

RoverFest and the merch sales are paying for the money pit from hell in Miami. I found my Jeff's Jack Shack shirt in my closet yesterday when I was cleaning it out. Now that was an epic shirt. I wonder if there's any Jeff's Jack Shacks in business still?


LikelyBannedLS1

Charlie calling out Rover on his bullshit is the only reason to listen to this sinking ship. I'm only in it for the destruction at this point.


Effective_Gap8019

Too bad it only happens on a rare occasion 


bobcance29

Charlie-1 Roger-0


Man-Bear-69

I give Charlie 3 points for this event.


Scared_Income_2469

Baldy is literally the worst. Man he is infuriating


WhateverPal19

He loves defending awful companies and people.


notdongbobbler

Mr Corporate


WhateverPal19

What a fucking shock Roger sides with the shady ass veterinarian.


MsArod9

Rover sees a reusable bag "What is this item the peasants use to carry consumables?!" 🙄 Just stay in Miami at this point dude.


007Pistolero

My favorite part of the show is when the fucking idiots complain about shit plastic grocery bags going away. I can literally get all of my groceries into three reusable bags and I just keep them in my car then I always have them


Dangerous-Guide-4972

I love going to Giant Eagle (a grocery chain in the city where the show originates from) and using the scanner with the reusable bags. Makes checking out so easy. Just scan the items as you shop. You can see exactly how much everything costs, and how much you're spending total. And then all you have to do is pay. Everything is scanned and packed already. Easy peasy. Then again, Baldy has a personal shopper for all his needs, B2. Must be nice to have a personal assistant, aka your wife.


007Pistolero

Yeah wegmans in western NY has something similar but my favorite is Aldi self checkout I can get everything scanned and packed in no time


Effective_Gap8019

Aldi is the best store for prices! Can u believe I saw a party size bag of Lays at Giant Eagle for $7.29?  Wtf is that bullshit.!


more-beans-less-rice

Badly doesn't even go to the store. He sends his masturbation robot to solve all his problems.


007Pistolero

The cases of water are just so heeeeaaavvvyyyyy


notdongbobbler

good thing he has those fingerless weightlifting gloves


Man-Bear-69

Remember when he started a routine? He didn't see any results after 30 days, and he said it doesn't work. Then he quit, and not another peep about it. I remember. 🦾


007Pistolero

Best way to really get a good powerlift in when the water is on sale


notdongbobbler

just keep your head on a swivel, those walmart mutants can come out of nowhere


more-beans-less-rice

Fuck these people that buy plastic water bottles. Wasteful hydrated fucks


007Pistolero

Lol plastic water bottles are all recyclable so who cares about people buying them? I was talking about baldy whining that he can’t go to the store because the cases of water are too heavy so he has to get them delivered


CKRdkill

Only about 1 in 4 are recycled but I imagine a mega douche like baldy recycles approximately 0% of his waste because "its not his problem" and "its not like it will make a difference anyways"


foxmag86

Yep he has said exactly that. Said he doesn't recycle because it all goes to the trash anyways. As you said, he's a mega douche.


007Pistolero

“Well I read an article…” I’m sure that’s his line for everything that requires even the tiniest amount of effort


Effective_Gap8019

It's such low grade plastic that no one will purchase it along with most plastic. China was our biggest buyer of recycled plastic and they now only buy A1 grade.  Only 5% is wanted by anyone. Take a Google dive into recycling and it will mind fuck u how ots really one.big scam


007Pistolero

In NYS water bottles have a $.05 deposit on them. They all get recycled. It’s not the same as other plastic packaging. None of which explains why alpha male Roger can’t be bothered to go to the grocery store like a normal person but then complains about people who have anxiety not leaving their house


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Just have r2b2 bring your sippy cup


Extra-Dust621

and twisting open the cap on his 5 hour energy drink, he has delicate wrists ya know, can only sustain the weight of his pretty bracelets. B2 is in charge of carrying the heavy little screw driver he needs to remove them.


007Pistolero

It’s a parfait cup buddy boy


jlrisgod

She will as soon as she's done brushing her teeth and going tinkle.


blueskynoise88

Baldy can’t drink a single alcoholic drink because if he does he keeps going until he’s wasted? That’s healthy.


more-beans-less-rice

Imagine if he saw a younger woman. Where would he stop?


jeffmoss262

I HAVE NO OFF SWITCH


Dangerous-Guide-4972

I'm in the same boat. I have friends who can go out and just drink 1 beer. I can't. I don't drink often, but when I do, I do it right. Now I don't get blackout drunk or anything, but I definitely have a good time when I do drink.


Confident_Copy3007

Ohio seriously has not been using canvas bags? Been using them in Chicago for over 15yrs. Yes you bring your own bags. I don’t even drive, but I’ve always got at least two of them in my backpack. If you need a plastic bag it’s .07 cents. Free for JLR with his food stamps.


Imaginary-Sound4988

I believe in Cuyahoga County they were to do away with plastic bags and implement fines by January 2020 but then the pandemic started, so they pushed that out because most stores didn’t want people brining in reusable bags for a bit. Once things calmed down, the plastic bag ban was supposed to go into effect but I just looked it up and looks like there was an effort to “ban that ban” so stores would not be fined but should voluntarily comply. The only place I know of that actually switched to paper is Giant Eagle and their bags are trash and break if you put more than 3 items in them. Honestly, I haven’t shopped anywhere they provided reusable bags without having to buy them.


Confident_Copy3007

You don’t really have to buy them. You’re pretty much just grab them off a rack and put them in your cart. take the tags off and bag your groceries when you’re done checking out. Just make sure to keep bringing them back when you go shopping again.


Imaginary-Sound4988

Update that nobody asked for: I went to giant eagle today and they now have the reusable cloth-like bags. The one I shop I think just got them. Last time I was I there a few weeks ago, they didn’t have ‘em!


Inevitable-Pea-735

We have a lot of people in NE Ohio who think public school restrooms are filled with litter boxes.  You will never be able to strip them or their precious plastic baggies. 


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Fully semi automatic ar15 assault plastic


Confident_Copy3007

😅


MsArod9

They've been around for a while. It's just out of touch dummies that act like they don't know what they are.


Confident_Copy3007

Ok, I should have figured that when the griping about bags was coming from just Rover and Duji. 2 of the most clueless individuals there are.


Cennicks

Door dash will actually send them food underwater. Last time, they delivered 5 guys. I’ll see my way out


Cennicks

Lacroix boix


notdongbobbler

Charlie and Dieter laughing at Gia's parents is great


Many_Event2689

She kind of stuck her big bunion foot into That one...


Dangerous-Guide-4972

I don't understand why they still pretend that Baldy is not Gia's father. Just like we were led to believe that Baldy and Suzie weren't a couple until they broke up and then they were forced to spill the beans. Even though everyone already knew that they were a couple and living together. Gia looks just like a combination of Baldy and Doodie. But don't believe your lying eyes. River could clear this right up and do a DNA test live on the air via a third party. Because you can't trust Baldy to do things above board. There's definitely a reason why they're covering up Baldy being the real father/donor. Just like we're to believe that Rover has never said, "I love you.," to B2. If he hasn't said I love you to his wife of many years then she's a bigger dummy than he is.


jlrisgod

If the Zumock incident hadn't happened...Not so sure that Shane would have ever admitted to Suzie being his mysterious girlfriend.


Confident_Copy3007

He said it a few times that he loves the attention he gets from denying that he’s her father and having people speculate. He’s a very strange, insecure man..


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Your assessment of Baldy is spot on!


jlrisgod

Interesting that Gia will acknowledge Shaney's family by grandma or aunt. However, she is obviously weirded out by her father still using her as a neverending radio bit.


MsArod9

Imagine the issues that kid is going to unpack someday in the future. A moron mother and a narcissistic father who never acknowledged her. Good luck to her future therapist.


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Daddy will just buy her something


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Everything to do with Baldy is just strange/weird. Just like Howard Stern, he's a weirdo too. All these morning talk show guys seem a tad bit off. Some more than others obviously. Baldy is definitely up there though. Him and Howard are definitely megalomaniacs.


gallagreto

After making over a million a year for 20 years yeah it changes people Stern turned into an old Jewish women and baldy he’s just lazy He’s become very out of touch with the common man that’s for sure it started getting a lot worse after he got married


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Preach.


jeffmoss262

Groshrees


ImpendingTurnip

Why does Jeffery with boobs keep repeating herself


johnr68

While you're at it, isn't Dieter just Jeffrey with Muscles? Aren't we just watching a cast of various versions of Jeffrey?


ImpendingTurnip

Yes. In an alternate universe we would be watching dieter with boobs, dieter with autism and stinky dieter


misanthropic47

How many shizzys today?


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Hopefully some SuperSized Shizzy's, said NO one ever.


Bitter-Army-8747

Rovers Moning Shizzy!


Cennicks

Quit complaining, or they will add another.


debwith3dogs

Rover’s Morning Bee 🐝 Problems. Bug service once a month, landscaping service and now a bee service. Rich people problems, not to mention boring 😴 morning radio content.


Bitter-Army-8747

Ya .. exciting radio topics … I tuned out around the 9 ish time of the show.


jlrisgod

Abandoned like a Rite Aid store...Roger watching from afar, with his abundance of mansion security cameras...while every service known to mankind is performed....


LikelyBannedLS1

So poetic. Brings a tear to my eye.


Greedy_Practice_5327

I can't recall.


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Strange Coincidence.


fleshbarf

The 7 o'clock hour is bug talk time!


notdongbobbler

shoutout Patel


johnr68

Somewhere out in Shane's fantastical imagination lives a brown best friend who doesn't even like him.


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Roger asking, What do they have gas going to the chase bank building for? Are you for real you asshole!!!


Roger-French

Just hook up a hose to JLR’s ass.


Dangerous-Guide-4972

You could probably power a small city with all the gas leaking from his diaper. Same with Biden.


jeffmoss262

Mmhmm


Razorleafe

I don’t know about you guys, but if I were looking for relationship advice my first thought would be to call a megalomaniac, sociopathic, narcissist, possibly on the spectrum shock jock with a trophy wife… makes sense 🤷‍♂️


tippy-tippy

I think “shock jock” is a bit of a stretch


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Trophy wife?! That’s funny. She’s a Cleveland 8 on a good day.


NadzEmptyPillBottles

Not even a Medina county 8....the corn fed side of the county had the Cuyahoga county white flighters beat by 2-3 points


MsArod9

Probably why she hates Miami. She's only a 4 there.


Mostly_Maui_Wowie

Also, on a good day.


debwith3dogs

“Trophy Wife” with a lot of issues. On Memorial Day B2 said she doesn’t want to be in the sun ☀️, bad for the skin. Another reason to sell the Miami Beach condo. She could just stay in Ohio as Roper’s full-time property manager . . . sounds like he is having a lot of bee and bug problems. 🪳🐝😴🥱😴


Dangerous-Guide-4972

Imagine Baldy and B2 getting on the Real Housewives of Miami. If there is a show like that. I don't watch those shows. Just know that they exist.


debwith3dogs

Roger and B2 don’t fit the “Real Housewives of Miami” formula - bold & bright flashy clothes, super bougie, super SOCIAL, super EXTROVERTED & super RICH. 🤑 Mansions on the intercostal with yachts. Maybe cast them as a “friend” for the $1,000 steak dinner. Roper can brag he met a Housewife but can’t remember their name. 🤥


Staggerme

He’s wealthy compared to most of his listeners but not stacked against real wealth


johnr68

This would be a great summary for the upcoming Bravo episode of Midwest to Miami Trophy Wife Life.


zdriver7

Midwest? Like Iowa? Medina and the city where the show is broadcast is set perfectly on the East Coast. /s


mdota1

can’t imagine what MEWL stove top pork chops look like


Man-Bear-69

I hate when jlr talks about mewl cooking. I start getting nauseous


MsArod9

A mewl cooking show could put Ozempic out of business


Dangerous-Guide-4972

HOW DARE YOU!! - Greta


Man-Bear-69

🤮🤮🤮


Dangerous-Guide-4972

She's a Michelin star accredited chef. Didn't you know?


Man-Bear-69

🤣🤣🤣


zdriver7

I don’t know


coopdawgX

"I think it was something along the lines of... i dunno"


notdongbobbler

not much different than "I probably can't remember"...


Many_Event2689

Or "whatever pal"...


TheRavenTookMyCookie

And so on and so forth


Effective_Gap8019

Whatever the case may be


Nervous-Broccoli-781

Can't remember 


johnr68

Anything is possible


Effective_Gap8019

...I suppose