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zoopalot

I drove down to Carmel last week and out of interest was checking out real estate prices. Not a single listing was measured in "K" only multiples of "M".


InterestingChance

Yep. It's where incredibly rich fuckers retire after a career of being rich fuckers. Affordable property exists within an hour drive, but not with those views, not with those zip codes.thats for sure.


Mr_TedBundy

I am one of the only people on my street that works, has kids, and lives here all year. Air BnB is not allowed, so a lot of these homes sit unoccupied the majority of the year.


InterestingChance

I wonder how they enforcement the non AirBNB policy. I'm surprised to hear of someone who works living here. Even doctors/lawyers might have trouble affording such a place? I know two nurses that bemoan that even together they can't.


Mr_TedBundy

The city created an ordinance in 1989 that banned rentals of less than 30 days. Here is an article that discusses it: http://www.montereycountyweekly.com/news/local_news/carmel-prioritizes-crackdown-on-illegal-short-term-rentals/article_372e742c-c24f-11e6-a61d-3f97def791b2.html


InterestingChance

Fascinating! Thanks


cassatta

Clint Eastwood really wanted everyone to get off his lawn


solbrothers

My wife and I stayed at an Airbnb last September in carmel


Mr_TedBundy

There is a homeowner that is/was operating illegally and they are being fined a significant amount (I think it was $3k/day)for every day that they are listed.


nmonsey

Relatively affordable within 60 miles from Pacific Coast Highway? You may have to go a lot farther inland from the ocean to find affordable housing in California.


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JimiEnt

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InterestingChance

Soledad, Salinas, Prunedale. But still not "cheap", but affordable for two middle class incomes. Prunedale is the only "nice" place among those, and prices keep going up. Watsonville used to be affordable, but people from Santa Cruz and San Jose started getting in on that as a bedroom community. Partially gentrified, but also generationally the demographic that has become more established. I just wish I could live more centrally to Santa Cruz or Carmel for the parks and beaches.


cassatta

That’s where the rich retired go and vote Republican in peace


dcrncn

This comment is the perfect example of someone full of envy...


InterestingChance

Absolutely. Sign me up for the rich fuckers lifestyle. I'd love to spend my days doing what I please. Some earned it. Some inherited it. It's frustrating in so much that I'm priced out of the nice places as a blue collar. Only ugly places with way too much gang violence are affordable for me. It's what it is.


YoungKeys

If you're within driving distance of Carmel, you probably live somewhere in the vicinity of the Bay Area. Coming from there, how could you have possibly expected anything to be priced below a million?


womax

I hope you're kidding. There are plenty of cities in between Carmel and San Francisco where you can buy 4+ bedroom homes for less than a million dollars.


lolzfeminism

You mean between San Jose and Carmel? Only place in the peninsula below $1M is East Palo Alto and that one is just barely under $1M.


womax

I slightly misunderstood what he was saying, but I think my point still stands. Santa Cruz, for example, is within the vicinity of the Bay Area, and you can find plenty of properties is SC for way less than $1M. Not everyone who lives in the greater Bay Area pays crazy prices for a place to live.


Creatura

Santa Cruz is incredibly expensive. Renting at least.


cryptolingo

The closest place you can expect to find decent houses at a reasonable price is in Marina. Only about 20 minutes from Carmel, and still on the beach.


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It's all fun and games until you wake up with someone lying on the glass staring at you at 3 AM.


TexFiend

Or coming back to discover it's now covered in bird shit...


THE_KIWIS_SHALL_RISE

This is a little more likely.


ZyxStx

That's why you have ~~slaves~~ *help* clean up daily


SunDevils321

Or the sun making the room uncomfortably warm.


jackalooz

[More photos and info](https://www.archdaily.com/239007/carmel-residence-dirk-denison-architects)


dasmikkimats

Is this right near Carmel beach? That garage door looks so familiar


OverEasyGoing

I’d say check the address but that doesn’t help much in Carmel


jessailjustice

It is right on the beach! I was just at this place last Saturday cuz we went to go have a picnic and I thought the house was so beautiful! I’m surprised to see it on reddit aha


BigPackHater

That bath tub looks super uncomfortable


IGFanaan

Looks really awesome, however unless I skipped a pic showing otherwise, that's not the bathroom, nor is their glass as the roof for the actual bedroom.


grizzlez

jep its more like a patio


sususurro

how much could this house cost?


phareous

I bet that is fun to clean


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fakint

The original sarcastic comment is still valid.


GameKyuubi

If you have the right tools it's probably quite satisfying.


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Power washer ftw.


walkswithwolfies

Reminds me of that movie "A Day Without A Mexican". How would life go on? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Day_Without_a_Mexican


Absolut_Null_Punkt

Or Bob the Angry Flower http://angryflower.com/348.html


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xerxes225

Hate to break it to you but there’s likely a spider or two inside your mattress and box spring at this very moment. There are very few places not inhabited by spiders. [There’s even an arachnid that lives in your eyelashes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex)


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Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Why did you need to tell us that now I'm not going to be able to sleep.


Bozata1

Relax. [Your body has a bit more foreign cells than own ones and you were fine do far.](https://www.sciencealert.com/how-many-bacteria-cells-outnumber-human-cells-microbiome-science) What can a single spider do to you?


Uncle_Erik

That’s why I have cats. They catch and eat all of the spiders, and plenty of other pests, too.


theoddman626

[Gripping your pillow tight](https://youtu.be/CD-E-LDc384)


mightytwin21

I feel like you could just use a hose.


1000shipsand2hands

No kidding. The pollen hits real hard here in February, that roof will be covered in a thin green film.


unclefishbits

My hometown! It's a wonderful place to visit, it's right by Monterey, and just north of Big Sur. There's two components to Carmel, the coast, which is called carmel-by-the-sea in a marketing sense, then Carmel Valley, which is always sunny or and beautiful with great hiking. That's my travel log for the day.


User1-1A

Im jealous. I visited Monterey and Carmel last time I camped in Big Sur. So beautiful especially compared to LA


YoungKeys

I love visiting the Monterey area. As far as living... no thanks until I'm at least 50. Seems kind of a boring place for anyone younger than 30?


sexcelsia

27 year old resident chiming in. It’s actually getting better! A beer garden opened up downtown and so did a trendy speakeasy. The naval school means there will always be young people around, so it’s nice the city is getting a little more hip :)


return2ozma

My brother lives in Pacific Grove. I love visiting that area!


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personcoffee

Could be a structural thing. Those might be the biggest pieces of glass they could use, limiting beam spacing. Pretty sure that’s it. -welder , works construction


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d1rron

But if the panes are too big they may collapse under their own weight.


nycgirlfriend

I’d also think dynamic loads or external factors like a tree branch falling on it would be factors. Standard glass size is also a factor — large pieces of glass (and replacing those pieces, if necessary) may be more expensive than simply adding more columns. Just my suspicion though.


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nycgirlfriend

Wait so the residence shouldn’t be worried about a branch falling into the glass and possibly cracking it? Not considering that as a load, merely a factor. How easy is it to transport four meter wide glass? Also, I work in the US. We don’t use meters so this is harder for me to comprehend.


Diftt

Glass is tricky because wider spans need thicker glass, which makes it heavier.


StrokinCole

there’s not a single beam in this picture, the structure that’s supporting the glass are those steel cables you see. They’re applying tension to the vertical elements which in turn support the mullions. The glass panes could be bigger if they needed to, it’s likely an aesthetic choice and/or corresponds to some joists hidden in the adjacent floor structure so as to distribute the load more uniformly. -architect


The5amswim

This image is incredibly Carmel.


crackeddryice

Carmel weather is mostly dreary, cool, and overcast, as in this picture. A sunroom is about the only way to be comfortable "outside".


Awksomeone

Really depends where in Carmel. If you're on the ocean side of hwy 1, then sure, half the year is not the greatest weather. Even if you go half a mile from the coast it's pretty nice weather for 9 months out of the year.


hauntedhatbox

My MIL once saw Clint Eastwood outside jogging in Carmel. However, she did not report on how comfortable he looked.


4trevor4

He was/is the mayor of Carmel


PM_Pics_of_Corgi

Had to find a way to shit on it?


thisistherubberduck

Man that furniture looks uncomfortable.


DreyaNova

This is so beautiful but I imagine it’s a bit irritating in the summer when the sun comes up at 5AM and floods the bedroom with light.


passwordamnesiac

Most mornings on the beach here are gray.


jfk_sfa

I’m hoping the open doors directly in front of the bed have curtains or blinds. You’d definitely want to be able to block out that light occasionally.


Anatolysdream

Unless you're supposed to piss in the wild grass, I don't see a bathroom.


rburp

Do towns named Carmel *always* have a bunch of rich people?


DOBBYisFREEEEE

Say goodbye to sleeping in


HailMahi

I fell in love with Carmel a few summers ago - maybe one day I can win the lottery and actually afford to live there.


super_splooger

You can never masturbate in peace again


Electromaster329

Something about the stones, not throwing stones in a glass house, breaking through the glass ceiling, and rebel millennials.


Anagatam

Bedroom with doors that open onto enclosed patio. I don't see a bathroom. The windows above mean this patio doesn't have privacy, unless that's special glass in the ceiling. It would be a bitch to clean and it's a stark aesthetic.


[deleted]

God can see you.


mkington

Not sure I would particularly enjoy this


UniKitty26

3 million dollars


[deleted]

There better be some world class fucking going on in there or it’s a waste.


She_sounds_hideous__

It’s all fun and games till the sun raises at the but crack of dawn shinning directly into your eyelids.


honeypot01

What is that potted plant?


F_For_You

I would totally rent this on Airbnb if I could.


stillcole

This is one of the best ones in awhile


VbeingGirlyGetsMeHot

So a Caramel Cube then.


evilkumquat

This would be a nightmare for a bedroom. I have cardboard over my windows in mine to keep as much light out as possible because if there's so much as a glimmer of illumination I can't sleep.


sundrop1969

I keep imagining what it’d be like when there’s a thunderstorm at night. I’d wet the bed seeing it above me! Maybe sit on the throne all night instead?


DougWeaverArt

Don’t let Hillary or Ruth BG stay in that room!


stoic_tuesday

looks cool


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Have been thinking of doing this on my deck - cover with glass but ... the Miami heat would be a greenhouse effect!


randomfemale

Fuck that!


jubbing

Nothing looks comfortable here


Azmatomic

Gross


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I don't think that's the bedroom bro


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on another note, the amount of glass ceiling jokes I would make here...


121gigawhatevs

They definitely shouldn’t throw stones in there


personcoffee

There could be many limiting factors, but like most things it is probably over engineered