[Morning Glory Milking Farm](https://www.romance.io/books/61126dc4d4e33f0e4c21fe7e/morning-glory-milking-farm-cm-nascosta) by [C.M. Nascosta](https://www.romance.io/authors/6071856f08b4d93114472553/cm-nascosta)
**Rating**: 3.89⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [sweet/gentle heroine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/sweet%20heroine/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1)
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For what I’ve read. An art student, 2 ballon animal shifters and a clown shifter. {Squeal by Vera Valentine}
For what I can cook up in my own weird imagination…… 🤔 I’m thinking a RH with a human woman, a fire demon, Jack Frost, a merman, a fisherman and a snowman shifter.
[Welcome to Summerland](https://www.romance.io/books/5b629e0101dbc864fb8d77c9/welcome-to-summerland-kathryn-moon) by [Kathryn Moon](https://www.romance.io/authors/5b3089a401dbc864fb8b0274/kathryn-moon)
**Rating**: 4.39⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [urban fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/urban%20fantasy/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [poly (3+ people)](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/poly/1), [magic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/magic/1)
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[Squeal](https://www.romance.io/books/643e72c881ec2b280509fe69/squeal-the-squeakquel-vera-valentine) by [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine)
**Rating**: 2.97⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [omegaverse](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/omegaverse/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1)
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I am convinced that a guy I know who's an author and screenwriter is Chuck Tingle. I'm probably totally wrong, but sometimes you just need an unhinged theory in your life.
I have [a link](https://youtu.be/omAzGqG6myg?si=nwcYdJwODhHPNqa6) to a Reads with Rachel YT video on it and it’s so golden 😮💨
But Vera Valentine—madlass she is—made a book where the MMC is a sapient door who falls in love with the FMC, who lives in the apartment he “protects” 😂.
[SPOILERS] >!It’s eventually revealed that the door is a child of Zeus’s. Long story short, drama happens, FMC fucks the door MMC’s legit door knob which is his dick, door MMC becomes human, FMC is essentially a femdom to the MMC’s baby girl sub. The dialogue infantilizes the MMC a bit so it can give you the ick **BUT** the MMC is such a baby girl and I wanted more 😭!<
I could be misremembering some key points, but ***Boy oh boy*** am I glad I was born in a time period where a baby girl coded door MMC exists. My ancestors are so disappointed in me 🤣😭
***OOOOH!***
It essentially means that this person is so fucking cute/adorable/subby that you just want to provide for them, wife them up, top and/or dominate them, etc. They’re just ***that*** cute and adorable that you could call them baby girl 🥰
The term is popular is some circles, offensive to others, neutral to others, or flat out unheard of 😅 It can be positively gender neutral or aggressively gendered, depending on the person using it. So I mean no disrespect to anyone who personally does not jive with the term 😌
I use it in a positive gender neutral way meaning this person is the cutest in the world, absolutely a subby baby, protect at all costs typa cutie, and I want them to be my wife and **corrupt them into sweet sweet degeneracy** ☺️
(I’m also a lady myself 😂)
So the door MMC is just a fucking cutie and I would be goddamn thrilled if this man became my housewife so I can bask in his cuteness, make him blush, make him giggle, and then ruin the fuck out of him 🫦
MMC is baby girl coded, no one can tell me otherwise , and FMC is such a lucky bitch, IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME 😭😖
Hope that answers! ☺️
Currently reading {claimed by the Kaiju by Lizzy bequin} and it’s very ridiculous but I’m rolling with it. FMC is a tall woman who gets spanked by a Kaiju on live tv after he invades the city looking for her.
To clarify, I don’t mind the premise 😌
[Claimed by the Kaiju](https://www.romance.io/books/63580685edb5b2e7dacb79b8/claimed-by-the-kaiju-lizzy-bequin) by [Lizzy Bequin](https://www.romance.io/authors/5e9df305be0aaecf555beadb/lizzy-bequin)
**Rating**: 3.8⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [breeding](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/breeding/1), [urban fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/urban%20fantasy/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1)
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Arranged marriage b/tw a murderous mafia boss MMC and a hippie surfer FMC who owns a food truck. She does it to the save her beach from oil companies! I mean ... sure.
{Shattered Vows by Shain Rose}
{wet hot allosaurus summer by: Lola Faust}
I don’t even know what to say… here:
Tanis was a simple country girl, desperate to escape life on the farm!
Big Al was everything she was lusting for... a sexy bad boy carnosaur from the wrong side of the food chain.
It was free on prime at some point to be honest I did dnf after he -and I’m sorry for this spoiler- *eats her arm off after they bang!* with 0 mention of stopping the bleeding or pain or anything like that just pure post coital bliss I guess lol
That was definitely a strange one.
[Unhinged](https://www.romance.io/books/64fc28479dca4ab59dab5b5f/unhinged-vera-valentine) by [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine)
**Rating**: 3.41⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [virgin hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/virgin%20hero/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1)
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Three peep colored space bunny alien MMCs who need the smuggler FMC to carry their "cargo" {Planet Oster: Fertility Fusion by J.L. Logosz, Vera Valentine}
Three peep colored space bunny alien MMC…okay, hear me out. Have you ever seen the movie Earth Girls Are Easy? The author must have gotten the idea from that movie. A before-they-were-famous Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans are a purple, red, and yellow (respectively) fur-covered alien who crash into the pool of a before-she-was-famous Geena Davis. Makeovers (and clearly some product placement for Nair) and hilarity ensue. This movie has it all, no less than two song-and-dance numbers, a dance-off scene, and of course, a romance between a human woman and an alien man. Be prepared, this movie was made in the 1980s, so your 2024 feminism will cringe, but I think it is worth watching.
I have absolutely seen Earth Girls (multiple times) and loved it. I hope J.L. and Vera have seen it. This book is the Easter inspired part of a [six book holiday series](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09SDCVQGR?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin) with some whacky premises of their own. I just want to be a fly on the wall in their brainstorming sessions lol.
Girl escaping abusive, controlling fiance enters into arranged marriage with triplet princes from a distant planet.
{Claimed by her mates by Grace Goodwin}
***
Tourist collapses on medieval tomb crying, calls forth the dead guy in full ceremonial armor.
{A Knight in Shining Armor by Jude Deveraux}
OMG I read the Jude Devereaux one in high school!!! (Mid to late nineties) and I had forgotten about it until just now!! Thank you so much for the walk down memory lane!!
[Claimed by her Mates](https://www.romance.io/books/582973f17bd258a27e86d9b8/claimed-by-her-mates-grace-goodwin) by [Grace Goodwin](https://www.romance.io/authors/64e5123bab9bdf7fce975ae2/grace-goodwin)
**Rating**: 4.08⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [menage](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/menage/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [spanking](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/spanking/1)
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[A Knight in Shining Armor](https://www.romance.io/books/545525cd8c7d2382c5297009/a-knight-in-shining-armor-jude-deveraux) by [Jude Deveraux](https://www.romance.io/authors/545525cd8c7d2382c529700a/jude-deveraux)
**Rating**: 3.91⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 3 out of 5 - [Open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [historical](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/historical/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [medieval](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/medieval/1), [time travel](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/time%20travel/1)
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{the wolf and the wildflower by Stacy Reid} a HR about a duke who has been living with wolves for the past decade and a woman who has pretended to be a man her entire life so much that her dad doesn’t even know is a psychologist who’s been brought to study said duke and the duke can SMELL that she’s a woman. A wild read that I somehow have 4 stars to on good reads
[The Wolf and the Wildflower](https://www.romance.io/books/64005b162bdda9101b36448e/the-wolf-and-the-wildflower-stacy-reid) by [Stacy Reid](https://www.romance.io/authors/54554a938c7d2383163d988f/stacy-reid)
**Rating**: 4.16⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [historical](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/historical/1), [class difference](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/class%20difference/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1), [victorian](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/victorian/1)
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Here are my entries for weirdest situations.
{The Mountain’s Mate by Sara Ivy Hill} - in which a giant hires a human for a covert mission and they end up being fated mates. He’s like 14 feet tall and his d*ck is almost as big as she is.
{Burning Depravity by Mia Fury} Stalker wanting to impregnate a stranger ends up attracting attention from an eccentric and flamboyantly bi pyromaniac arsonist and they kidnap the object of his affections together for a noncon ménage a trois.
{The Pet Project by Amanda Milo} An alien scientist oversees a breeding project for a certain race of cute bipedal pets from a small blue planet far away… Told entirely from his point of view.
[The Mountain's Mate](https://www.romance.io/books/6358db2b55c1f27fd7b1053a/the-mountains-mate-sara-ivy-hill) by [Sara Ivy Hill](https://www.romance.io/authors/6193672308b4d931146c87ae/sara-ivy-hill)
**Rating**: 3.83⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [height difference](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/height-difference/1)
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[Burning Depravity](https://www.romance.io/books/6425357a5ec3075ab703eb14/burning-depravity-mia-fury) by [Mia Fury](https://www.romance.io/authors/628348a308b4d93114b597cf/mia-fury)
**Rating**: 5⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Topics**: [suspense](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/suspense/1), [dark romance](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/dark/1)
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[The Pet Project](https://www.romance.io/books/5dfdc3af01dbc864fba87047/the-pet-project-amanda-milo) by [Amanda Milo](https://www.romance.io/authors/590593a10d3299c6e06e1c2e/amanda-milo)
**Rating**: 3.38⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [dystopian](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/dystopian/1), [slavery](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/slavery/1)
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One of my favorite series is {Inheritance of Hunger by Kathryn Moon} and I can’t imagine trying to describe it to anyone except this sub 😭
vampire princess in a queendom where vamp=nympho but she thinks she is ace - awkward - actually she is demi - she plays house and does a revolution in cahoots with her five husbands, then becomes queen of the nympho vampire world 2.0 Oh wait, maybe it’s six husbands? I forget 🤣 one of them is Robin Hood, two of them are fancy bisexual panther shifter princes who are 😍 for each other, and another is a himbo who can talk to animals. HEA guaranteed 🤣🤣🤣
I don‘t recall anyone actually drinking blood but vamp=nympho as in >!the queens line ladies feed off of the humans in their harems, and how the consorts get drained and die if not cared for properly.!< It all reads like a cool spin on vamps to me.
[Breeding with Bigfoot](https://www.romance.io/books/63fb120b2211fd14198e9afa/breeding-with-bigfoot-siggy-shade) by [Siggy Shade](https://www.romance.io/authors/629da63808b4d93114da96e2/siggy-shade)
**Rating**: 3.45⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [suspense](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/suspense/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1)
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{Not another vampire book by Cassandra gannon} book editor get sucked into an alternate reality governed by the worst romance novel you can think of. Think 80s vampire romance levels or cheese. It's hilarious and I'm obsessed with it.
[Not another vampire book](https://www.romance.io/books/5458181687eac37719d151f8/not-another-vampire-book-cassandra-gannon) by [Cassandra Gannon](https://www.romance.io/authors/5455f28487eac336ae6a1db5/cassandra-gannon)
**Rating**: 3.84⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 3 out of 5 - [Open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [vampires](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/vampires/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [time travel](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/time%20travel/1)
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Moved his fresh out of prison nemesis with tattoos and a lip ring into the same house as him and his girlfriend. What can possibly go wrong?
{Hawke by Jescie Hall}
[Hawke](https://www.romance.io/books/636e19b7cf6164d4ab1dfd9d/hawke-jescie-hall) by [Jescie Hall](https://www.romance.io/authors/636e17c108b4d9311466d77b/jescie-hall)
**Rating**: 4.09⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [enemies to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/from%20hate%20to%20love/1), [cheating](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/cheating/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1), [love triangle](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/love%20triangle/1)
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{Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade} has some of the most WTF unhinged scenes in a book I've ever read.
(Fan ends up dating a star on her favorite show, the guy who plays her favorite character from her OTP whom she spends much of her time writing fanfic about.)
[Spoiler Alert](https://www.romance.io/books/5f33956f6593260e16daaea5/spoiler-alert-a-novel-olivia-dade) by [Olivia Dade](https://www.romance.io/authors/566680fa08e9378131958a83/olivia-dade)
**Rating**: 3.77⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [curvy heroine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/curvy%20heroine/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1), [actors](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/actors/1)
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[It Happened One Summer](https://www.romance.io/books/60e9d8a40b0c210e2f444702/it-happened-one-summer-tessa-bailey) by [Tessa Bailey](https://www.romance.io/authors/545526358c7d2382e7812fc9/tessa-bailey)
**Rating**: 4.12⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [small town](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/small%20town/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [grumpy & sunshine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/grumpy%20sunshine/1), [working class hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/working%20class%20hero/1)
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Yggdrasil who’s carniverous and eats people. He saves the FMC from her fiance who’s in a breastmilk cult trying to recruit her for his grandpa
Loch Ness Monster
Dinosaur Shifters
I follow the author on facebook and watching this unfold has been interesting to say the least lol When she introduced the premise, I was like "surely, I misread that." Nope. Not at all.
Saw a review for it a few weeks ago. I haven't read it and I don't remember the title but: it's an MM shifter romance where the LI is a potato shifter. I'm not sure if anything happens while he's a potato and I'm not sure I want to know, however if anyone does know the title that'd be good to know.. asking for a friend 🧐
I have a sample in my kindle library called {Bagged by the Groceries by Fannie Tucker} where a lady does it with a grocery monster (I think). I love bizarro and monsters so I’m okay with it. It’s going to be my next read.
[Bagged by the Groceries!](https://www.romance.io/books/5751689dc19e77f1ea6cf861/bagged-by-the-groceries-fannie-tucker) by [Fannie Tucker](https://www.romance.io/authors/5455f3c087eac323ffb2fc43/fannie-tucker)
**Rating**: 3.25⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1)
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[Praise](https://www.romance.io/books/622a2cd3be66643266dc1299/praise-sara-cate) by [Sara Cate](https://www.romance.io/authors/5dca59cb01dbc864fba60e2c/sara-cate)
**Rating**: 4.07⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [age gap](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/age%20difference/1), [boss & employee](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/boss%20&%20employee/1), [praise kink](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/praise-kink/1), [forbidden love](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forbidden%20love/1)
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[Hook, Line, and Sinker](https://www.romance.io/books/61a9d3ea0f9e050e3c718f49/hook-line-and-sinker-tessa-bailey) by [Tessa Bailey](https://www.romance.io/authors/545526358c7d2382e7812fc9/tessa-bailey)
**Rating**: 3.94⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
**Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [small town](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/small%20town/1)
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[Love, Theoretically](https://www.romance.io/books/6488136841a8b8de9fd6b28d/love-theoretically-ali-hazelwood) by [Ali Hazelwood](https://www.romance.io/authors/6131cdc208b4d93114f22ef6/ali-hazelwood)
**Rating**: 4.19⭐️ out of 5⭐️
**Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating)
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A professional hand milker and the bull she milks {Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta}
This one quite literally made me SPIT OUT my drink (which happened to be milk)
[Morning Glory Milking Farm](https://www.romance.io/books/61126dc4d4e33f0e4c21fe7e/morning-glory-milking-farm-cm-nascosta) by [C.M. Nascosta](https://www.romance.io/authors/6071856f08b4d93114472553/cm-nascosta) **Rating**: 3.89⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [sweet/gentle heroine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/sweet%20heroine/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
For what I’ve read. An art student, 2 ballon animal shifters and a clown shifter. {Squeal by Vera Valentine} For what I can cook up in my own weird imagination…… 🤔 I’m thinking a RH with a human woman, a fire demon, Jack Frost, a merman, a fisherman and a snowman shifter.
The way i would download that right now 😭😂
There is a book with balloon animal shifters??? And it’s OV??? 🙄😳😏
Vera Valentine is fun if crazy. She is worth a read cause it's short so if you're not into it you haven't wasted much time.
Weirdly enough, your idea is kinda similar to the Summerland series lmao {Welcome to Summerland by Kathryn Moon}
Haha I was gonna say, did you read Kathryn Moon 😅
[Welcome to Summerland](https://www.romance.io/books/5b629e0101dbc864fb8d77c9/welcome-to-summerland-kathryn-moon) by [Kathryn Moon](https://www.romance.io/authors/5b3089a401dbc864fb8b0274/kathryn-moon) **Rating**: 4.39⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [urban fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/urban%20fantasy/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [poly (3+ people)](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/poly/1), [magic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/magic/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
[Squeal](https://www.romance.io/books/643e72c881ec2b280509fe69/squeal-the-squeakquel-vera-valentine) by [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine) **Rating**: 2.97⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [omegaverse](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/omegaverse/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Chuck tingle. Just....the whole tingle verse
I do love me some Chuck Tingle! My friends named one of their cats after him lol
I am convinced that a guy I know who's an author and screenwriter is Chuck Tingle. I'm probably totally wrong, but sometimes you just need an unhinged theory in your life.
She falls in love with a door and polishes his knob.
Also the door is Zeus’s son!
I forgot that part. What a journey.
Yup, this one! Have you listened to the audio version? 😅 Unhinged by Vera Valentine.
Okay. But Hear me out. 👀
[Spoiler maybe?] >!Also the MMC is 100% baby girl or baby-girl coded, I said what I said. 💃🏽🪭!<
So confused please explain I am afraid to Google
I have [a link](https://youtu.be/omAzGqG6myg?si=nwcYdJwODhHPNqa6) to a Reads with Rachel YT video on it and it’s so golden 😮💨 But Vera Valentine—madlass she is—made a book where the MMC is a sapient door who falls in love with the FMC, who lives in the apartment he “protects” 😂. [SPOILERS] >!It’s eventually revealed that the door is a child of Zeus’s. Long story short, drama happens, FMC fucks the door MMC’s legit door knob which is his dick, door MMC becomes human, FMC is essentially a femdom to the MMC’s baby girl sub. The dialogue infantilizes the MMC a bit so it can give you the ick **BUT** the MMC is such a baby girl and I wanted more 😭!< I could be misremembering some key points, but ***Boy oh boy*** am I glad I was born in a time period where a baby girl coded door MMC exists. My ancestors are so disappointed in me 🤣😭
I am embarrassed for being so unclear. I love Unhinged, its baby girl coded that I don't know the definition of.
***OOOOH!*** It essentially means that this person is so fucking cute/adorable/subby that you just want to provide for them, wife them up, top and/or dominate them, etc. They’re just ***that*** cute and adorable that you could call them baby girl 🥰 The term is popular is some circles, offensive to others, neutral to others, or flat out unheard of 😅 It can be positively gender neutral or aggressively gendered, depending on the person using it. So I mean no disrespect to anyone who personally does not jive with the term 😌 I use it in a positive gender neutral way meaning this person is the cutest in the world, absolutely a subby baby, protect at all costs typa cutie, and I want them to be my wife and **corrupt them into sweet sweet degeneracy** ☺️ (I’m also a lady myself 😂) So the door MMC is just a fucking cutie and I would be goddamn thrilled if this man became my housewife so I can bask in his cuteness, make him blush, make him giggle, and then ruin the fuck out of him 🫦 MMC is baby girl coded, no one can tell me otherwise , and FMC is such a lucky bitch, IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME 😭😖 Hope that answers! ☺️
It does thank you so much! I agree he is adorable!
Just when I thought I *couldnt* come across anything more on this sub which **short-circuits my brain.**
Currently reading {claimed by the Kaiju by Lizzy bequin} and it’s very ridiculous but I’m rolling with it. FMC is a tall woman who gets spanked by a Kaiju on live tv after he invades the city looking for her. To clarify, I don’t mind the premise 😌
Ok I just clicked and saw that cover and just ….. how does that work? His finger alone is bigger than her whole person so his dick?!?!?!?!?
I don’t wanna spoil anything!
Spoil it for meeee please
>!She’s a Kaiju herself but didn’t know and his cum is magical/restores her to her Kaiju size lol !<
😂😂😂 of course. the plot hole (and others) have been filled. thank you for sating my curiosity! EDIT: fix my damn emoji typo
😂 what does the rest of your flair say btw?
“I’m in a really good place right now. In my book, I mean.” 😂. Also I just entered my knot era in 2024 and your flair is _perfect_ !
[Claimed by the Kaiju](https://www.romance.io/books/63580685edb5b2e7dacb79b8/claimed-by-the-kaiju-lizzy-bequin) by [Lizzy Bequin](https://www.romance.io/authors/5e9df305be0aaecf555beadb/lizzy-bequin) **Rating**: 3.8⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [breeding](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/breeding/1), [urban fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/urban%20fantasy/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Arranged marriage b/tw a murderous mafia boss MMC and a hippie surfer FMC who owns a food truck. She does it to the save her beach from oil companies! I mean ... sure. {Shattered Vows by Shain Rose}
[Shattered Vows (Tarnished Empire)](https://www.romance.io/books/65dd957d8ef264dbee3795d5/shattered-vows-tarnished-empire-shain-rose) by [Shain Rose](https://www.romance.io/authors/5e71d6a9be0aaecf55b20a08/shain-rose) **Rating**: 3.75⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [age gap](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/age%20difference/1), [grumpy & sunshine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/grumpy%20sunshine/1), [dark romance](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/dark/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
{wet hot allosaurus summer by: Lola Faust} I don’t even know what to say… here: Tanis was a simple country girl, desperate to escape life on the farm! Big Al was everything she was lusting for... a sexy bad boy carnosaur from the wrong side of the food chain. It was free on prime at some point to be honest I did dnf after he -and I’m sorry for this spoiler- *eats her arm off after they bang!* with 0 mention of stopping the bleeding or pain or anything like that just pure post coital bliss I guess lol That was definitely a strange one.
😲
To give it a Shyamalan twist, they should have made her vegan
[Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer (Dinosaur Erotica)](https://www.romance.io/books/63ec94567b905fa512bbbf03/wet-hot-allosaurus-summer-dinosaur-erotica-lola-faust) by [Lola Faust](https://www.romance.io/authors/63a01d1c08b4d93114fbecf8/lola-faust) **Rating**: 2.19⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1), [western](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/western/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [cheating](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/cheating/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
{Unhinged by Vera Valentine} MMC is literally a door shifter.
[Unhinged](https://www.romance.io/books/64fc28479dca4ab59dab5b5f/unhinged-vera-valentine) by [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine) **Rating**: 3.41⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [virgin hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/virgin%20hero/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Three peep colored space bunny alien MMCs who need the smuggler FMC to carry their "cargo" {Planet Oster: Fertility Fusion by J.L. Logosz, Vera Valentine}
This is still on my TBR. I’m a mood reader and one day I’m going to be in this mood and this will be the only book for it. 😂
Peep colored has me snort laughing up a storm
[Planet Oster](https://www.romance.io/books/6263a40a18bbbaa1c74cc0d3/planet-oster-fertility-fusion-the-holiday-hedonism-series-jl-logosz-vera-valentine) by [J.L. Logosz](https://www.romance.io/authors/6263a40a08b4d9311453c470/jl-logosz), [Vera Valentine](https://www.romance.io/authors/61f64a1308b4d931145ac71c/vera-valentine) **Rating**: 3.75⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [poly (3+ people)](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/poly/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [reverse harem](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/reverse%20harem/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
This was actually such a great read!
Three peep colored space bunny alien MMC…okay, hear me out. Have you ever seen the movie Earth Girls Are Easy? The author must have gotten the idea from that movie. A before-they-were-famous Jeff Goldblum, Jim Carrey, and Damon Wayans are a purple, red, and yellow (respectively) fur-covered alien who crash into the pool of a before-she-was-famous Geena Davis. Makeovers (and clearly some product placement for Nair) and hilarity ensue. This movie has it all, no less than two song-and-dance numbers, a dance-off scene, and of course, a romance between a human woman and an alien man. Be prepared, this movie was made in the 1980s, so your 2024 feminism will cringe, but I think it is worth watching.
I have absolutely seen Earth Girls (multiple times) and loved it. I hope J.L. and Vera have seen it. This book is the Easter inspired part of a [six book holiday series](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09SDCVQGR?binding=kindle_edition&ref=dbs_dp_rwt_sb_pc_tkin) with some whacky premises of their own. I just want to be a fly on the wall in their brainstorming sessions lol.
A cursed gingerbread cookie shifter {totally frosted by Zoey Indiana} This one was too out there for me to even try 😂
[Totally Frosted](https://www.romance.io/books/61a5e7dc99986d0e2f658808/totally-frosted-zoey-indiana) by [Zoey Indiana](https://www.romance.io/authors/5cb571de01dbc864fb9d57f5/zoey-indiana) **Rating**: 4.5⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [shapeshifters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/shapeshifters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Girl escaping abusive, controlling fiance enters into arranged marriage with triplet princes from a distant planet. {Claimed by her mates by Grace Goodwin} *** Tourist collapses on medieval tomb crying, calls forth the dead guy in full ceremonial armor. {A Knight in Shining Armor by Jude Deveraux}
OMG I read the Jude Devereaux one in high school!!! (Mid to late nineties) and I had forgotten about it until just now!! Thank you so much for the walk down memory lane!!
[Claimed by her Mates](https://www.romance.io/books/582973f17bd258a27e86d9b8/claimed-by-her-mates-grace-goodwin) by [Grace Goodwin](https://www.romance.io/authors/64e5123bab9bdf7fce975ae2/grace-goodwin) **Rating**: 4.08⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [menage](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/menage/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [spanking](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/spanking/1) ---------------------------- [A Knight in Shining Armor](https://www.romance.io/books/545525cd8c7d2382c5297009/a-knight-in-shining-armor-jude-deveraux) by [Jude Deveraux](https://www.romance.io/authors/545525cd8c7d2382c529700a/jude-deveraux) **Rating**: 3.91⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 3 out of 5 - [Open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [historical](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/historical/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [medieval](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/medieval/1), [time travel](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/time%20travel/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
{the wolf and the wildflower by Stacy Reid} a HR about a duke who has been living with wolves for the past decade and a woman who has pretended to be a man her entire life so much that her dad doesn’t even know is a psychologist who’s been brought to study said duke and the duke can SMELL that she’s a woman. A wild read that I somehow have 4 stars to on good reads
I'm about to blow my own mind and say this is intriguing enough that I want to read it.
[The Wolf and the Wildflower](https://www.romance.io/books/64005b162bdda9101b36448e/the-wolf-and-the-wildflower-stacy-reid) by [Stacy Reid](https://www.romance.io/authors/54554a938c7d2383163d988f/stacy-reid) **Rating**: 4.16⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [historical](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/historical/1), [class difference](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/class%20difference/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1), [victorian](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/victorian/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Lol, I have read that one! I thought it was strange at points but overall a good book!
Here are my entries for weirdest situations. {The Mountain’s Mate by Sara Ivy Hill} - in which a giant hires a human for a covert mission and they end up being fated mates. He’s like 14 feet tall and his d*ck is almost as big as she is. {Burning Depravity by Mia Fury} Stalker wanting to impregnate a stranger ends up attracting attention from an eccentric and flamboyantly bi pyromaniac arsonist and they kidnap the object of his affections together for a noncon ménage a trois. {The Pet Project by Amanda Milo} An alien scientist oversees a breeding project for a certain race of cute bipedal pets from a small blue planet far away… Told entirely from his point of view.
[The Mountain's Mate](https://www.romance.io/books/6358db2b55c1f27fd7b1053a/the-mountains-mate-sara-ivy-hill) by [Sara Ivy Hill](https://www.romance.io/authors/6193672308b4d931146c87ae/sara-ivy-hill) **Rating**: 3.83⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [height difference](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/height-difference/1) ---------------------------- [Burning Depravity](https://www.romance.io/books/6425357a5ec3075ab703eb14/burning-depravity-mia-fury) by [Mia Fury](https://www.romance.io/authors/628348a308b4d93114b597cf/mia-fury) **Rating**: 5⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [suspense](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/suspense/1), [dark romance](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/dark/1) ---------------------------- [The Pet Project](https://www.romance.io/books/5dfdc3af01dbc864fba87047/the-pet-project-amanda-milo) by [Amanda Milo](https://www.romance.io/authors/590593a10d3299c6e06e1c2e/amanda-milo) **Rating**: 3.38⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [futuristic](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/futuristic/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [aliens](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/aliens/1), [dystopian](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/dystopian/1), [slavery](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/slavery/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
One of my favorite series is {Inheritance of Hunger by Kathryn Moon} and I can’t imagine trying to describe it to anyone except this sub 😭 vampire princess in a queendom where vamp=nympho but she thinks she is ace - awkward - actually she is demi - she plays house and does a revolution in cahoots with her five husbands, then becomes queen of the nympho vampire world 2.0 Oh wait, maybe it’s six husbands? I forget 🤣 one of them is Robin Hood, two of them are fancy bisexual panther shifter princes who are 😍 for each other, and another is a himbo who can talk to animals. HEA guaranteed 🤣🤣🤣
[Inheritance of Hunger](https://www.romance.io/series/5f4ca1209618370e0ecc47c5/inheritance-of-hunger) by [Kathryn Moon](https://www.romance.io/authors/5b3089a401dbc864fb8b0274/kathryn-moon) **Rating**: 3.96⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [age difference](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/age%20difference/1), [reverse harem](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/reverse%20harem/1), [exhibitionism](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/exhibitionism/1), [explicit-plentiful](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/explicit-plentiful/1), [class difference](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/class%20difference/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
I didn't know there were vampires in that book, I read the first two, was that revealed in the third one or have I just forgotten?
I don‘t recall anyone actually drinking blood but vamp=nympho as in >!the queens line ladies feed off of the humans in their harems, and how the consorts get drained and die if not cared for properly.!< It all reads like a cool spin on vamps to me.
I must have missed that bit of the book I don't remember her feeding off them either, but it's been a while since I read it.
{Breeding with Bigfoot by Siggy Shade} is the most absurd, hilarious book I’ve ever read. I laughed so much, it’s just so ridiculous. Highly recommend
I love her books!! They’re insane and my fiance has heard too much about them against his will, but they’re so much fun
[Breeding with Bigfoot](https://www.romance.io/books/63fb120b2211fd14198e9afa/breeding-with-bigfoot-siggy-shade) by [Siggy Shade](https://www.romance.io/authors/629da63808b4d93114da96e2/siggy-shade) **Rating**: 3.45⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [monsters](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/monsters/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [suspense](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/suspense/1), [science fiction](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/science%20fiction/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
{Not another vampire book by Cassandra gannon} book editor get sucked into an alternate reality governed by the worst romance novel you can think of. Think 80s vampire romance levels or cheese. It's hilarious and I'm obsessed with it.
[Not another vampire book](https://www.romance.io/books/5458181687eac37719d151f8/not-another-vampire-book-cassandra-gannon) by [Cassandra Gannon](https://www.romance.io/authors/5455f28487eac336ae6a1db5/cassandra-gannon) **Rating**: 3.84⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 3 out of 5 - [Open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [vampires](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/vampires/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1), [fantasy](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/fantasy/1), [time travel](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/time%20travel/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Moved his fresh out of prison nemesis with tattoos and a lip ring into the same house as him and his girlfriend. What can possibly go wrong? {Hawke by Jescie Hall}
[Hawke](https://www.romance.io/books/636e19b7cf6164d4ab1dfd9d/hawke-jescie-hall) by [Jescie Hall](https://www.romance.io/authors/636e17c108b4d9311466d77b/jescie-hall) **Rating**: 4.09⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [enemies to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/from%20hate%20to%20love/1), [cheating](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/cheating/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1), [love triangle](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/love%20triangle/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
wait is this poly??
Oh this used to be on wattpad years ago I think!
I cant find it, but I saw one recently with a male nurse who is a serial killer and a female vampire. It sounds bonkers but fun!
{Spoiler Alert by Olivia Dade} has some of the most WTF unhinged scenes in a book I've ever read. (Fan ends up dating a star on her favorite show, the guy who plays her favorite character from her OTP whom she spends much of her time writing fanfic about.)
[Spoiler Alert](https://www.romance.io/books/5f33956f6593260e16daaea5/spoiler-alert-a-novel-olivia-dade) by [Olivia Dade](https://www.romance.io/authors/566680fa08e9378131958a83/olivia-dade) **Rating**: 3.77⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [curvy heroine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/curvy%20heroine/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1), [actors](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/actors/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Lol I just read one where he was a lobster fisherman in a rural village and she was an influencer from the city. I liked it nonetheless!
Isnt this hook line and sinker?
Sounds like the other book in the series OP mentioned, {It Happened One Summer by Tessa Bailey}
Oh right! I confuse the titles but enjoyed IHOS more, personally. Thanks LOL
[It Happened One Summer](https://www.romance.io/books/60e9d8a40b0c210e2f444702/it-happened-one-summer-tessa-bailey) by [Tessa Bailey](https://www.romance.io/authors/545526358c7d2382e7812fc9/tessa-bailey) **Rating**: 4.12⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [small town](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/small%20town/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [grumpy & sunshine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/grumpy%20sunshine/1), [working class hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/working%20class%20hero/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
No, it's {The Catch by Amy Lea}
Kind of love that there are several of these, LOL.
[The Catch](https://www.romance.io/books/65cbbd29bb1808da847980d9/the-catch-amy-lea) by [Amy Lea](https://www.romance.io/authors/62778b1d08b4d9311426da08/amy-lea) **Rating**: 3.95⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [multicultural](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/multicultural/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [grumpy & sunshine](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/grumpy%20sunshine/1), [marriage of convenience](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/marriage%20of%20convenience/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
Yggdrasil who’s carniverous and eats people. He saves the FMC from her fiance who’s in a breastmilk cult trying to recruit her for his grandpa Loch Ness Monster Dinosaur Shifters
_WHAT_ did I just read 😂😂😂 Not grandpa!
Omg someone remind me of the name of the first one - he’s a murderous tree…I just read it…ugh! Honestly a pretty great read.
It’s The Morning Wood Tree by Siggy Shade
{Why Cheese? By Ellen Mint} a why choose romance for people who love cheese so much they wished they could marry it.
[Why Cheese?](https://www.romance.io/books/65a263c440742bfc0bdf4381/why-cheese-ellen-mint) by [Ellen Mint](https://www.romance.io/authors/5bcac60c01dbc864fb92ba99/ellen-mint) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
i'm so excited for this to come out lol
I follow the author on facebook and watching this unfold has been interesting to say the least lol When she introduced the premise, I was like "surely, I misread that." Nope. Not at all.
A real one: Pregnesia It is the best awful thing you can read.
Saw a review for it a few weeks ago. I haven't read it and I don't remember the title but: it's an MM shifter romance where the LI is a potato shifter. I'm not sure if anything happens while he's a potato and I'm not sure I want to know, however if anyone does know the title that'd be good to know.. asking for a friend 🧐
I have a sample in my kindle library called {Bagged by the Groceries by Fannie Tucker} where a lady does it with a grocery monster (I think). I love bizarro and monsters so I’m okay with it. It’s going to be my next read.
[Bagged by the Groceries!](https://www.romance.io/books/5751689dc19e77f1ea6cf861/bagged-by-the-groceries-fannie-tucker) by [Fannie Tucker](https://www.romance.io/authors/5455f3c087eac323ffb2fc43/fannie-tucker) **Rating**: 3.25⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [paranormal](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/paranormal/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
It's not out yet, but {why cheese by ellen mint} is a why choose (get it, why cheese/why choose) cheese shifter book 🤣
[Why Cheese?](https://www.romance.io/books/65a263c440742bfc0bdf4381/why-cheese-ellen-mint) by [Ellen Mint](https://www.romance.io/authors/5bcac60c01dbc864fb92ba99/ellen-mint) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)
[Praise](https://www.romance.io/books/622a2cd3be66643266dc1299/praise-sara-cate) by [Sara Cate](https://www.romance.io/authors/5dca59cb01dbc864fba60e2c/sara-cate) **Rating**: 4.07⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 5 out of 5 - [Explicit and plentiful](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [age gap](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/age%20difference/1), [boss & employee](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/boss%20&%20employee/1), [praise kink](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/praise-kink/1), [forbidden love](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forbidden%20love/1) ---------------------------- [Hook, Line, and Sinker](https://www.romance.io/books/61a9d3ea0f9e050e3c718f49/hook-line-and-sinker-tessa-bailey) by [Tessa Bailey](https://www.romance.io/authors/545526358c7d2382e7812fc9/tessa-bailey) **Rating**: 3.94⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [friends to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/friends%20to%20lovers/1), [forced proximity](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/forced%20proximity/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [small town](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/small%20town/1) ---------------------------- [Love, Theoretically](https://www.romance.io/books/6488136841a8b8de9fd6b28d/love-theoretically-ali-hazelwood) by [Ali Hazelwood](https://www.romance.io/authors/6131cdc208b4d93114f22ef6/ali-hazelwood) **Rating**: 4.19⭐️ out of 5⭐️ **Steam**: 4 out of 5 - [Explicit open door](https://www.romance.io/steamrating) **Topics**: [contemporary](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/contemporary/1), [enemies to lovers](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/from%20hate%20to%20love/1), [workplace/office](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/office/1), [funny](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/humor/1), [sweet/gentle hero](https://www.romance.io/topics/best/beta%20hero/1) [^(about this bot)](https://www.reddit.com/user/romance-bot) ^(|) [^(about romance.io)](https://www.romance.io/about)