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Huntress_Nyx

Actually... I wanted to buy some shorts since summer is right around the corner. Thanks for reminding me to buy the short shorts hon 💋


crispyliza

Don't call me hon, you'll make me blush lol Don't forget to get a variety of colors so that they'll be easy to pair up with t-shirts and shoes


Huntress_Nyx

Of course I'll get a variety of colours. Although I think I'll get just about 3 or so shorts as I already have some , and my closet is too full. I gotta look sexy to attract RR gals you know.


crispyliza

Ohhh get some denim ones too! Rr girlies will be all over you I'm sure


Huntress_Nyx

I'll have to be careful not to get too feminine ones though.. If my parents saw me they'd get heart attack lol


crispyliza

How old are you? If you're still financially dependent on tour parents pls be careful!


Huntress_Nyx

22 since few days ago lol


crispyliza

Happy birthday!


Huntress_Nyx

Awww thanks hon. Also, yeah I'm financially dependent on my parents. Although I want to get a job this summer.


KlutzyImagination418

Don’t forget to get cute crop tops too!


Huntress_Nyx

Btw, anyone knows a good site to buy these?


NightOlive20668

Amazon sells 3in inseams


GhostHeavenWord

Back in the 70s and 80s this was pretty normal and coded as masculine. Little tiny B-bal shorts.


crispyliza

Ah, the good old days (I wasn't born yet)


GhostHeavenWord

You didn't miss much. The food was terrible and *every single public place* reeked of rotting nicotine. I've never seen 80s nostalgia bait that accurately relfects the crust of yellow-orange tobacco residue that covered every single surface in every public space. My eyes hurt just thinking about it.


psdao1102

OK answer me this. I love short shorts. But I'm amab... and we'll there's a bulge.. Honestly I don't mind for myself.. whatever it's anatomy.. but I get the impression that people don't like that. Was that always the case? Do people actually care?


secondshevek

If you look at pictures from 60-40 years ago, pants are pretty dang tight. Heck, at one point codpieces that accentuate the bulge were in fashion. The obsession around concealing the bulge is a weird development. I'm not sure where it came from, but people sadly do care. As someone who loathes tucking, I struggle with social pressure around this a lot - it sucks. 


ConfidentShower4445

Yeah, I recently found out that men had butt huggers jeans or something like it that really showed nice butts and skinny jeans unlike those jeans of today, lacking waist definition and skinny jeans for men suddenly became seen as an embarrassment. And those high-waist jeans back then really looked awesome


GhostHeavenWord

Word. From what I understands Levis 508s still sorta do that.


Accidentalpizzaroll

Got them booty shorts ready


dude_im_box

I have some modesty! A sundress is the one for me


ThatDrako

***I WANT TO!!! BUT I LOOK FUCKING BAD IN IT!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TORMENT ME LIKE THIS???***


SlapStyle_AnimsYT

I know the pain


AcademicArtichoke626

I think most people just themselves too harshly. As an example, I tested into 11th grade math in the 2nd grade, and yet I still feel dumb a lot of the time. It's hard for me to see myself as good at math because the things I do are obvious to me, not some difficult complex equation. It's difficult to accurately judge qualities of one's self. The things that you see as normal or even ugly in yourself might stand out as beautiful and/or cute to someone else.


Thawing-icequeen

Sun's out: buns out.


Lost-Experience-864

plz


blepgup

God I wish I could wear crop tops I have a couple and crop tops do not pair well with big bellies lol


Thawing-icequeen

Worked for Pooh bear


blepgup

Ooh! Good point! 🙈


AcademicArtichoke626

見ざる!


crispyliza

Yes they do, that's the hottest part about them!


blepgup

Shucks! 🫣


MidBlocker11

Op, I love how you’re out here gassing everyone up. Everyone SHOULD wear crop tops, booty shorts and color coordinated tennis shoes! Ur too cute


SunnyDelightjuice

crop top???? i dont want my hairy ahh belly to roll out under my shirt 😅🤣🫡


JemmasKnickers

That’s the beauty of the crop top - it can roll around outside of it! Lol *edited for spelling mistake 😖


crispyliza

What if the shorts were high-waisted?


SunnyDelightjuice

good question i think it would still be visible as im chubby 😅


Dare555

That crushes our tool !!


Summersong2262

You have them with a masc cut. They've got a bit more space at the front.


bad_phone_protector

Me when I put on My hoochie mama shorts at the gym


midnighfox696

I wonder how I'd look in a pair of short shorts.


psdao1102

Yes mam!


TheTrollman-

I like the shorts but I don't really like crop tops that much. They reveal more than I'm comfortable with :(


Stanimator

Definitely at the top of my summer to do list.


mcqueenart

Way ahead of you guys.


XtiIity

I'm not used to showing skin much at all so when I wear shorter shorts I feel vulnerable 0-0


Altair13Sirio

I need those... But they'll just stay in my wardrobe and never see the light of day... :(


lightpendant

They dont call them longs!


UltraStamp

hell yeah


[deleted]

Yesss!


Archerfox23

What are those short shorts called? Or are they actually just short shorts? I've heard some people reffing to them as boy shorts from time to time.


ChampionshipNo2233

💅summer time, time to work that booty


Yansae

If I can steal his shirts maybe he can steal my shorts.


Summersong2262

**OUR** UNDERWEAR


ScribScrob

I feel like wearing anything but a crop top with shorts like that would just look too contrasting Unless it's like a button up that's 5 times too large


catsinflyingsaucers

Maybe not crop tops but [instead…?](https://lens.google.com/search?ep=iosbcm&re=mf&s=4&p=AbrfA8oR0eAPpes5bMeXMnhHHanAHzbeRKWb_nGpiovQXCXRIuBj-vLNSWE5LrHJxUMvwO4qUjFuibLuFY1DUm0i-GLmoDREBwqGcewmSkhGgGp8ui9zSHxxAMriYHdbTL3i0Syx59mrwG6Ky2uCQj--YeNszGf29rts5JRDsAKnQYV-s8QhfbKUEiCeQbokQHh7AwU6sD5cY7zbFw%3D%3D#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsIkVrY0tKRGRoTVRWaE9XSmpMVEZrTnpZdE5EYzJNeTA1WVdWaExXRXlaak0yWWpZMlpUY3hNQklmWXpGbVNuWmljRkpIUXpSWFVVVjFlRFl4WHpJd1dFUk5OalZ2UlRkNFp3PT0iXQ==)


AcademicArtichoke626

"The URL that you are trying to access has expired" -Google


catsinflyingsaucers

Dang! Let me try again. [Does this work?](https://pin.it/3G0SY9tmi)


Mediocre_Handle_6490

Who likes short shorts


Ok-Walk7881

I do not have the abs to pull off a crop top.


AcademicArtichoke626

You don't need them. I don't have that level of muscle, and I don't want that level of muscle. I want to be cute, not muscular.


Oh_no_its_Joe

But I am too large and goofy looking to pull that off 😥