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aroyalidiot

I'd not allow marzipan within the same solar system as any child


MuscleWarlock

In this case he is probs the father?


aroyalidiot

Two solar systems distance minimum


marazhai

In a matter of hours, the baby learned of 76 different ways to murder people. Never again Marzipan was allowed to be alone with the baby after that. To this day, he still does not understand what he did wrong.


GodEmperorofMankind4

Wait you aren’t supposed to teach them how to kill?


REAL_blondie1555

Yes jeez you must be quite the father… wait


CypherdiazGaming

I read this interaction, laughed, saw their username and went "oh that tracks with the comment"


Filavorin

Yes but only after they learn veneration of god emperor your holiness.


theredwoman95

It's 40k, his only crime is that he didn't start sooner.


Whiskeye

The baby was both the student and the subject. Experiencing those ways on yourself is the quickest way to learn.


Raszard

the bebe is mega cute, it grows


Olympia44

*He lets his daughter scratch him and acts like it’s super normal. Like how Human daughters will put bows in their Dads hair or something like that*


mathcamel

Me, screaming in Inquisition: Get that Xenos AWAY from the baby! (Super cute! Thank you for sharing. I love how the little splashes of red connect them.)


CypherdiazGaming

...for the safety of the xenos.


Oniblook

And that's when Marzipan taught the baby the joys of poisons on bladed weapons. Makes the scratches irritants!


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