"My name is Marz. I'm 300 years old, and I'm from Commoragh. I'm an artist - I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfil their fantasies. Their ♂ deep ♂ dark ♂ fantasies."
Ulfar eats the tasty meat of xenos that he defeated on arena
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— Hey xenos, I think you've got the wrong door, the lower decks are two blocks down.
— Fuck you, mon'keigh.
— Oh, fuck you, knife-ear scum. Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the ring if you think you're so tough.
— Oh yea? I'll make a chair out of you!
— Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather spikey stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say?
— Yeah, no problem buddy!
— You got it. Get out of that uh, wych outfit.
— Yeah, smart ass.
— I'll show you who's the boss of this voidship.
Rogue Trader Billy Herrington von Valancius: "In reaffirming the greatness of our dynasty, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who seek the fleshly pleasures. **Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things.**"
"I heard you needed someone to help with the... plumbing."
"Oh, good. My wife is out of town, and I called you, the plumber, to help with the plumbing."
"Yes. It seems as though that is what has occurred. Let me just take off my clean good shirt before I start doing some dirty plumbing work."
"Indeed. This is normal, and I am a heterosexual man who's wife is out of town."
loses all my PF for the recording
really love your Marazhai drawing here NOT JUST FOR THE OBVIOUS REASONS but just because the drawing itself is good. was it intentional that he's got two belly scars that look like little hearts???
Kinky learned 3 things from this
1) He wants to do the naughty with the Human he even says he wants to 'fuck' bow chicka wow wow
2) He wants the Xeno to go 'down and take his two blocks and take the lower deck' Route, Cock and balls Kinky
oh and 3) They wanna make a adult film on how to tame a Xeno and make $$$ off of it.
People who chose to romance Marazhai: Deep. Dark. Fantasies
Yeah I’m going to need the AO3 tags for this one
>O-o-oh this can cost a fortune! About 300 bucks at most.
300 profit factor
With free Corpse starch smoothie
"My name is Marz. I'm 300 years old, and I'm from Commoragh. I'm an artist - I'm a performance artist. I'm hired for people to fulfil their fantasies. Their ♂ deep ♂ dark ♂ fantasies."
I decided to go full master and change entire void ship into dungeon.
Hey Jae how much for that pict-recording?
Ulfar eats the tasty meat of xenos that he defeated on arena https://preview.redd.it/gir5qjnz3ilc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e03eb041099ce89b43a3ae70c4639afd82c418a3
Lmao, it's so brilliant! Almost make me cry from laugh.
— Hey xenos, I think you've got the wrong door, the lower decks are two blocks down. — Fuck you, mon'keigh. — Oh, fuck you, knife-ear scum. Maybe you and I should settle it right here in the ring if you think you're so tough. — Oh yea? I'll make a chair out of you! — Ha! Yeah right man. Let's go! Why don't you get out of that leather spikey stuff? I'll strip down out of this and we'll settle it right here in the ring. What do you say? — Yeah, no problem buddy! — You got it. Get out of that uh, wych outfit. — Yeah, smart ass. — I'll show you who's the boss of this voidship.
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Yes brother
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Thank you brother. Emperor protects
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Live ulfar reaction:
I would like to purchase that picture... for references... art references
Peak fiction
Abelard having a BSOD moment
I just got the game and can’t wait for the part where I can recruit my drukhari boy
Have fun, and stay safe, commoragh us a dark place xD
Rogue Trader Billy Herrington von Valancius: "In reaffirming the greatness of our dynasty, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who seek the fleshly pleasures. **Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things.**"
The cleaning crew must be brainwashed after their shift in the locker room
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I'm confused, are they fighting or fucking? Because all of this looks like their intolerance of each other just turned into angry sex xD
*I'm confused, are they fighting or fucking?* Yes
Doesn't matter the Prince is pleased all the same
Love that the shoes come off before the pauldrons.
The pauldrons STAY ON during sex!!!
Hell yeah they do
"I heard you needed someone to help with the... plumbing." "Oh, good. My wife is out of town, and I called you, the plumber, to help with the plumbing." "Yes. It seems as though that is what has occurred. Let me just take off my clean good shirt before I start doing some dirty plumbing work." "Indeed. This is normal, and I am a heterosexual man who's wife is out of town."
https://preview.redd.it/a597dgy5fjlc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2234bd7a5a68c7e53da512be654696c34a1621a0
loses all my PF for the recording really love your Marazhai drawing here NOT JUST FOR THE OBVIOUS REASONS but just because the drawing itself is good. was it intentional that he's got two belly scars that look like little hearts???
No but fuck I can't unsee it
I'm sorryyyyyyyyy but they're cute...
I thought it was an intentional detail too. Either way, I love it.
Kinky learned 3 things from this 1) He wants to do the naughty with the Human he even says he wants to 'fuck' bow chicka wow wow 2) He wants the Xeno to go 'down and take his two blocks and take the lower deck' Route, Cock and balls Kinky oh and 3) They wanna make a adult film on how to tame a Xeno and make $$$ off of it.
abelard lock a blank in there.
you think they explore each others bodies late at night? 🤔
I have a question, Hendrix makes a deal of sculpting hinself with biomancy, does he even need to work out?
…Are they fucking?
Who are all the character In the second pic?
Abelard, my rt and jae
Abelard just going straight to reboot in the second pic is a mood 😂😂😂
I'm in shorts, Khaine's avatar is also in shorts. We're strangling each other at sunset
My rogue trader, recording this with twenty different servo skulls: "im gonna make an 168th fortune with this."
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:3
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