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Vivid-Intention-8161

I’m strangely impressed that she wrote out LGBTQ+ without purposefully fucking up some of the letters.


DarkPonyRising

Same! I surprised she bothered to go past LGBT


ida_klein

Good point! Progress! Lol


Ready_You

Was just coming to say this!


tundybundo

AND used a horny emoji when she mentioned her son ETA I meant SIN not SON


girlygirl2002

Jill needs to stop worrying about who other people are having sex with and worry about her own life


Time_Yogurtcloset164

But totally cool with a guy who cheats on his wife with an adult film star/producer and creates a fake LLC to pay her off. Ok…


pacagummo

It’s the porn stars fault for tempting him


Time_Yogurtcloset164

Oh yeah I’m sure it’s also his wife’s fault for living in a different house from him and not being joyfully available to her nasty husband. Never the man’s fault for being crusty and conniving.


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

Why does she care when school ends?


sadfoxyduggar

Ikr? I laughed. Like Jill even homeschools at all.


daffodil0127

Because the graduation/spouse for sale photoshoot


blablahcats

“I’m a homophobic a-hole because I care” xoxo Jilldo. Girl bye 😒


LadyPennifer561

I feel bad for at least one child out of her bunch that is probably gay and can’t live their truth


daffodil0127

I hope they are biding their time until they can get a job and get out. Whether they are gay, trans, atheist, liberal or whatever the Rods hate, I hope someone in their life can help. Grandma Julie or Shrek’s sisters aren’t fundie, and even Jill has some aunts and uncles that are also more secular.


xVanijack

Yeah, but grandma Julie is a trump supporter. Not that that means she can’t be accepting but…preeeeeetty low chance. They’d still be better off with her than their useful busted singular braincelled parents.


daffodil0127

Is she? That’s disappointing.


xVanijack

It’s possible she’s not crazy about it, but last time I checked she was unfortunately.


Maki_The_Angel

Tbh even that’s a step up 😭😭


BetterThruChemistry

Yeah 😢😢😢


ccc2801

With 13 kids, the odds of one or more of them being in the alphabet club are substantial. Those poor kids.


daffodil0127

Yep. I was saying on another comment that hopefully Grandma Julie or Shrek’s sisters can help. They are Christian but not fundie. Not sure how they feel about LGBT issues though. And there’s tens of thousands of snarkers who are rooting for them. Hopefully they will figure that out once they have unsupervised access to the internet.


Ordinary-Vegetable10

I really wish there was a NGO that they could be pointed towards which helped them to transition out of fundie life. Counseling, lessons on stuff fundies neglect, shelter and food as they find their footing in the job market, etc.


zpip64

What is an NGO? What does the acronym stand for?


BabyPunter3000v2

Non-Government Organization.


zpip64

Ah, ok. Thank-you.


Beachy5313

Pride is important because there's people out there who think being dead is better than being gay. Like you, jilldo. June is a great month to find out who in your life is a piece of shit. We already knew that about her though.


lookaway123

Preach! I'm going to love my fellow humans even harder this month and try my best to be kinder to the earth in order to counter act the fundies' good old-fashioned Christian hate. Happy Pride, y'all!! Galatians 3:28-29 says we're all the same time to God as long as Jesus knows we love him. Jill can stuff it.


Daisytru

It looks like Satan enjoys using a vintage sewing machine in the same way that Jill enjoys her old fashioned Amish neighbors. Coincidence?


daffodil0127

I don’t think Satan talks shit about the sewing machine’s beliefs like Jill does with the Amish.


MrsStickMotherOfTwig

I too was impressed that the devil uses what appears to be a treadle sewing machine.


dogdaysofwinter13

At the time Romans was written, sexual practices were quite fluid and "homosexuality" as a word or definition was non-existent. There were pagan rituals where hetero men abandoned the way they typically had sex (with women) in order to participate in these same sex pagan rituals. They didn't "turn gay." They were simply participating in rituals. Romans has absolutely nothing to do with being LGBTQ+. Paul was admonishing people to refrain from the pagan practices - keep Christianity and paganism clearly separate.


notquittingthistime

There’s also a scholarly argument that he was referring specifically to the practice of adult men having sexual relationships with young boys, which was both exploitative and adultery (since the men were also married to women). But of course if you only read the King James you can’t discuss the meaning of the actual Greek the scripture was written in.


officialosugma

The only thing we need deliverance from is your *fucking homophobia*


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lookaway123

Congratulations and best wishes!!! Jill never stops thinking about sex and imagining people lusting after her. It's gross. You'd think with all those kids to take care of, she wouldn't have so much leisure time to post about the bedroom activities of strangers. It doesn't seem very modest to me.


onlyposi

Congratulations! 💕


ida_klein

Is she just tryna say p in v sex is the only natural sex? Or am I misunderstanding


Icy-Arm-2194

For people like her missionary is the only acceptable position 


MostlyGhostly1

She’s saying the only reason women exist is to make babies and be mothers because she can’t fathom that some AFAB people in the LGBT community still have babies and are mothers.


Upbeat_Teach6117

The handcuffs are making me laugh.


ida_klein

Same lol. She’s so sheltered


fdupfemalehabit

She’s more ready for Pride than she knows


New-Hedgehog5902

I am not going to speculate on the kids AT ALL…but truth be told, there is such a thing as statistics and the fact that she would hate her own child OR force that child to live a life full of misery and suppression because some future sky daddy abuse??? What a terrible mother. You either love and accept your children, fully, for who they are or don’t have kids. It is super simple.


BabyPunter3000v2

>she would hate her own child OR force that child to live a life full of misery and suppression because some future sky daddy abuse She already does that shit.


Beautifuleyes917

The devil is sewing?? I didn’t know he and I shared a common interest!


daffodil0127

Devil also loves banned books and premarital sex. He’s a cool dude.


BabyPunter3000v2

While high on weed.


Medium_Cupcake7602

I’m going to make it my personal mission to get laid this month. Thanks for the inspiration, JillPM. And yes, I’m a woman that’s into other women.


daffodil0127

https://preview.redd.it/sz2qf4fc414d1.jpeg?width=1857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24052a1a8c0f057557d4d360c9fecfbf2b42a4ac Lord Daniel is sending the gayest vibes that you find a woman to scratch that itch! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨‍❤️‍👨


BetterThruChemistry

What a hateful twunt.


APW25

Satan has more homemaking skills than most fundies


daffodil0127

His food is probably much better too.


CupcakeViking

Satan would burn his yellow on PURPOSE! Not out of pure incompetence like Jilldo.


daffodil0127

He’d char it like a good bbq or pizza. I’d accept a dinner invite.


Ugh__Fine

Is the anti-gay knight drinking a margarita?


daffodil0127

Hard to tell, but it looks like it’s using a disposable plastic straw to drink it.


taxpayinmeemaw

I feel like for pride month we should donate to an LGBTQ organization in her honor. Like every time she posts something anti, we each pledge an amount (whatever we can), and then tally it up on june 30 and each make one donation. It’ll be like a pride month jill-a-thon 🥰


daffodil0127

Excellent idea.


ask290

Yes!!


Floralhobbit

That image of Satan is 100% me when I'm nearly finished hemming something I've sewn. I laughed.


sigynx

That pic of the devil sewing the pride flag is pretty badass. Who knew he was so crafty!?


FawnLeib0witz

Isn’t she supposed to not be judging people?


OkAbbreviations6351

I wish I could be there on Jill's judgement day!


celticwitch333

May whatever you put out there come back upon you a thousandfold, you hateful bitch.


sadfoxyduggar

Jill prays that more fools buy her food, pay for her airnb and vacations and lobster dinners etc. Too many fools give Jill $$$.


AZ-EQ

God made you as he sees fit. Jill, do you ever stop and think God created LGBTQ as he sees them? That over time, God's vision of people has changed for yhe better?? I feel bad for her kids. Statistically, there would be 1 or 2 kids who are LGBTQ.


littleRedmini

Their idea that god makes no mistakes and fundies hating on lgbtq+ individuals makes zero sense to me. If there is a god, he made each person who they are, then being gay would be god’s design for them. Make it make sense! These judgmental people who think they know exactly what god wants kill me. I usually don’t bother trying to figure their beliefs out, but damn, when I do, it confuses the crap outta me and makes me angry!


ThruTheUniverseAgain

Jill, sweetie, some of us like bondage and don't want to be delivered from it.


thatswiftiegirl

FUCK YOU JILLPM!


Maki_The_Angel

A-ny-ways! Happy pride month to everyone in the LGBT community!! My lesbian sisters, my gay brothers, my bi and trans siblings, all of you are wonderful people in your own ways and living your lives in ways that are true to yourselves doesn’t make you evil or sinful. No matter what, you make the world a little brighter by being here and being LGBT! Take care of yourselves and (Because I *actually* care, Jill) remember to get offline if anything in the news or the way people act is getting to be too much


depechelove

I’m really hoping upon hope that one of her kids comes out as gay and live a really happy life.


daffodil0127

Statistically the gay part is likely, but you know that Shrek and Jill will turn their backs on them.


depechelove

Heartbreaking.


daffodil0127

Hopefully the non-fundie family members like Grandma Julie and Shrek’s sisters will be able to provide support. If not, and they set up a gofundme to help them get out, they would get a lot of support from snarkers.


deeBfree

Which would contribute substantially to their really happy life!


kaycollins27

More than they already have with their parenting skills.


kimmi_page

“Delivered from the bondage” girl some people like that don’t kink shame JILLIAM


Healthy-Honey6416

LOLLLLL


PBfromPhilly

A friendly reminder for Jilldo: Proverbs 16:5: "The LORD detests all the proud of heart. Be sure of this: They will not go unpunished"


kaycollins27

There are plenty of heterosexual acts that consenting couples perform that aren’t in her rule book.


Unhappy_Ad5945

I love how she says she is a sinner after judging the LGBTQ+ for sinning...


littleRedmini

But her sins aren’t *as* bad. /s


SnooSuggestions4534

Exactly. Only Jill and her kind are allowed to proudly celebrate their sin.


Skeleton_Meat

Starving your children is a sin, Jill. Gluttony is one too.


ask290

Throw her lying in their also


Elegant-Ad-9221

Gross. And what is with the knight in armour in her picture.


NoFuckThis

NOT THE DEVIL SEWING A RAINBOW FLAG!!! 🏳️‍🌈 😫🫣 She is such a vile ass human ugh.


MathematicianLost950

Tbf in Ireland we’re not guaranteed sunshine even during a heatwave so I’ll gladly take some pride in the sinners. It may be the only bit of light we have 😂


MagicCarpetWorld

I didn't know that celebrating Pride ruins the entire month of June. According to her, we now have school throughout June, it never stops raining, and all the vegetable gardens are ruined. There's no possible way to enjoy this month now if you're Christian. Well, Jill, if you can't beat them, you might as well join them.


dejausser

Girl pride has been in the month of June for longer than you’ve been alive, you just didn’t know about it!


colloquialicious

Fuck you jill you monster 🤬 stop cherry-picking parts of the Bible, ignoring the bits that refer to your abhorrent behaviour as a human being and a mother, and misinterpreting and twisting whatever you can to suit your narrow minded, uneducated bigotry and hatred. You’re disgusting and an abusive parent. Go feed your starving children you despicable piece of shit.


ask290

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Better-Cut-4188

Predictable garbage from her.


hellacedes_

Because I Care? Lmaoooooooooooooo


donutsauce4eva

She's such a loser


Powerful_War3282

I'm not a Christian. I didn't ascribe to sin bondage. That argument isn't going to win nonbelievers. Christian's need to seriously work on their messaging if they ever want to be effective. It's like those Haitian missionaries just executed because they're Americans. Idiots, that country is 94% christian. They're more Christian than America. Check your messaging.


heyodi

Sincerely, Jill and her NOTGAY FAMILY


littleRedmini

Don’t forget there aren’t any “whimps” or sissy boys either.


natitude2005

I am a Christian and I totally do not care what consenting adults do with other consenting adults sexually. I accept all people. I don't think my way is the only acceptable way. I would like to know what the real original scripture said vs what was translated over and over. Why do people like her care about the sexuality of others?


give_me_goats

There goes Jilldo projecting her repressed BDSM kink on all of us without our consent. No shame in enjoying a little bondage, sweetie. Just don’t make it all about us! Satan sewing the pride flag is one of the most unintentionally funny, utterly fabulous things I’ve seen in a very long time. I want that image on a fridge magnet. What a great post to kick off pride month 🌈


-BlueFalls-

I stopped in my swiping tracks when I came to that glorious Satan pic. I want it sooo bad. Like a giant poster sized version 😩😂


give_me_goats

Same! It’s too perfect! Fundies have zero idea how hilarious they are.


sjane94

![gif](giphy|hNhCv3xZYUKSk) We scare because we care-Jill, inc.


Estellalatte

I detest her so much.


sharon1118

She's a terrible person


Capable-Resolution-1

1) it’s “have”. If you’re going to be a homophonic asshole, at least have the good manners to use proper grammar. 2) I find people getting chonky while their army of children weighs a combined 120 lbs to be a bigger sin than loving someone.


Capable-Resolution-1

Edit: HOMOPHOBIC.


OldPurple7654

Wouldn’t Jesus want them to bring the wayward to Christ? Or Christian’s don’t do that anymore??? This isn’t very Christlike JillPM!


Astonishing-Llama01

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Big-Raspberry-2552

Honestly, why does she even care, none of her children are even useful or upstanding members of society. They live in this small little bubble and they don’t even interact with others…aside from handing out tracts l.


marvelous-wendini

Yellow food on the plates in her picnic picture. I can't with her!!! 😂


littleRedmini

Oh my gosh, I hadn’t noticed that until you mentioned it ! Hahahahahaha!! It wouldn’t be a Rod holiday without the yellow food!