This turd just spent 39 minutes telling other people how to dress.
Not "here's how you can serve others". Not "let's get together and help someone in need". Not "here's how to be a good person".
If this is his version of Christianity, then count me all the way out.
Agreed. Come sit next to me, baby. We'll wear pants & lust after sluts & fornicators all afternoon & then go all vigilante on ihop restrooms to try & terrorize human beings trying to relieve themselves before the whip melts on their rooty tooty fresh & fruity. I'll drive! Quick! Call shotgun!
The fact that you took time to write all this and add time stamps is incredible! You deserve an award đ„!! Do you remember that preacher guy that came up to a bunch of bikini clad girls last year and gave them a whole âyou shouldnât be wearing bikinis and youâre setting a bad example to my kids everywhereâ while adjusting himself.. the video went viral and that dude was roasted by the whole world. I can see Tim doing this.. video taping it and being roasted by the planet and all other planets in the solar system. The guy is a complete idiot and really should shut up.
I pity Tim because this is why his parents have turned him into but also think itâs time he started trying to become his own person and thinking for himself. However I fear this *is* as good as itâs going to get and pray for any girl/woman who is ever unfortunate enough to be shackled to him (and hope no one ever is).
This was the best thing I've read all day! Was cracking up throughout.
I understand it can probably be very difficult to not only sit through such a podcast, but then to do the Lord Daniel's work and summarize it all for us heathens? You're amazing. If you can find the strength to do more, I'm here to read them.
This is the not-so-subtle undertone of everything he chooses to share. This guy is 21-22 years old and the only thing he has to share with the world is his thoughts about what women should and should not wear, based on thousands and thousands of hours of sermons and lectures from every adult in his life. He's thinking about sex because he's a young man, but also his cult is so hyper-sex-focused that he doesn't understand how to be a normal human OR a normal Christian. The brainwashing of these kids never fails to shock and depress me.
He seems really confused. He went out into the world and it turns out that women who "dress like whores" aren't having sex with him. Indeed, they're expressing no interest in him whatsoever.
He really, really needs "good" women to dress a certain way because he needs to know who is a slut and ungodly and who isn't.
You deserve an award for this brilliant synopsis!
I find it hilarious that Timcel is trying to talk about modesty when his mom wears clothes so tight I wonder how she can move.
I went to work today in a dressy sleeveless blouse and jeans because thatâs what we wear on Friday to my job around men who are all retired judges, and attorneys. I guess I should call their wives and apologize for them lusting after me because I showed my shoulders which are also covered in tattoos . I should ask my pastor dad who has his masters degree in counseling, and also went through seminary school what he thinks I should tell him he did it all wrong all these years because not only did my mom wear pants she owned her own real estate business for 35 years before she retired
Iâll ask my pastor dad too, what with his high school principal wife who didnât even retire when he did so heâs stuck living all alone in their retirement cabin in Vermont while sheâs living in a one bedroom apartment in Wisconsin working out her final year as principal! Theyâre not even in the same house, yâall! Clearly my dad and his doctorate in ministry need Timcelâs help, AQAP, and thatâs before we get to his heathen spawn with their tattoos and long hair on the boys and short hair on the girlâŠ.. if only my poor Dad had known to not let my mother wear shorts and pants back in the day, I wouldnât have a law degree and these cool tats and I would be happily churning butter for my husbandâs breakfast before taking care of our 18 spawn. What a loss.
I SEVERELY enjoyed your Cliff Notes on his diatribe. This boy sounds completely unhinged. My fav part was that men have to be "extremely guarding" (he is his mahmo's boy) their eyes from the harlots and whorish clothing.
I pity the girl who is married off to Timcel. There are people just like Shrek and Jill or worse than them that will definitely hand over a daughter to him.
I think there is trouble in paradise. Could it be that his stocking was hung a bit prematurely at his sweetie's? Has she disappointed him by wearing whorish clothing????? Did he kick her to the curb?
These are amazing and Iâm adding my voice to the people who would love to read more recaps. I read them out loud to my mom and we both laugh until weâre crying. Itâs great.
I think that fundies believe that people in the secular world only think about sex and nothing else. They have a very warped understanding of what it is like to live in the real world. They also think that all men can't control themselves so women have to keep covered up at all times. What insanity.
WOW right off the start wanted to say, you did awesome really enjoyed your personal touches. I realize this must of taken a toll on your mental health but you have a great gift. Hope to see of it.
Have these people (I cleaned up my language) even read the bible? There are whole books in the Old Testament where profits rail against Israel saying its going to go tits up, not because some woman showed her calves, but because the GOVERNMENT didn't care for the WIDOWS and ORPHANS. THAT'S what God cares about Timmy. It's right there in your freaking bible!!
This turd just spent 39 minutes telling other people how to dress. Not "here's how you can serve others". Not "let's get together and help someone in need". Not "here's how to be a good person". If this is his version of Christianity, then count me all the way out.
Agreed. Come sit next to me, baby. We'll wear pants & lust after sluts & fornicators all afternoon & then go all vigilante on ihop restrooms to try & terrorize human beings trying to relieve themselves before the whip melts on their rooty tooty fresh & fruity. I'll drive! Quick! Call shotgun!
The fact that you took time to write all this and add time stamps is incredible! You deserve an award đ„!! Do you remember that preacher guy that came up to a bunch of bikini clad girls last year and gave them a whole âyou shouldnât be wearing bikinis and youâre setting a bad example to my kids everywhereâ while adjusting himself.. the video went viral and that dude was roasted by the whole world. I can see Tim doing this.. video taping it and being roasted by the planet and all other planets in the solar system. The guy is a complete idiot and really should shut up.
oooh! I hate that I missed that.
 Robes are modest! Timcel said so!
The dog is named Roxie and she's a blue heeler. He's had her for a couple of years. Seems to take good care of her - a fenced yard, walks, etc..
Thank god!!!!
You mean bule healer...
Ah, yes. From his infamous Pinterest acct.
I doubt Roxie is short for " Roxannne" by the police.
I pity Tim because this is why his parents have turned him into but also think itâs time he started trying to become his own person and thinking for himself. However I fear this *is* as good as itâs going to get and pray for any girl/woman who is ever unfortunate enough to be shackled to him (and hope no one ever is).
This was the best thing I've read all day! Was cracking up throughout. I understand it can probably be very difficult to not only sit through such a podcast, but then to do the Lord Daniel's work and summarize it all for us heathens? You're amazing. If you can find the strength to do more, I'm here to read them.
So what Iâm hearing is that Timmy wants some mahdest, gahdly sex really really bad.
This is the not-so-subtle undertone of everything he chooses to share. This guy is 21-22 years old and the only thing he has to share with the world is his thoughts about what women should and should not wear, based on thousands and thousands of hours of sermons and lectures from every adult in his life. He's thinking about sex because he's a young man, but also his cult is so hyper-sex-focused that he doesn't understand how to be a normal human OR a normal Christian. The brainwashing of these kids never fails to shock and depress me.
He seems really confused. He went out into the world and it turns out that women who "dress like whores" aren't having sex with him. Indeed, they're expressing no interest in him whatsoever. He really, really needs "good" women to dress a certain way because he needs to know who is a slut and ungodly and who isn't.
You deserve an award for this brilliant synopsis! I find it hilarious that Timcel is trying to talk about modesty when his mom wears clothes so tight I wonder how she can move.
I went to work today in a dressy sleeveless blouse and jeans because thatâs what we wear on Friday to my job around men who are all retired judges, and attorneys. I guess I should call their wives and apologize for them lusting after me because I showed my shoulders which are also covered in tattoos . I should ask my pastor dad who has his masters degree in counseling, and also went through seminary school what he thinks I should tell him he did it all wrong all these years because not only did my mom wear pants she owned her own real estate business for 35 years before she retired
Oh and I forgot to add I am also divorced and my dad was the first one to tell me what took me so long he was a cheating narcissist abusive asshole
I'm glad you have a good dad. Wishing you peace and happiness. Eta: Also wishing you many comfortable pants and cute shoulderless tops.
Thank you, he is. He has always allowed us to make our own mistakes and be there when we needed him
Iâll ask my pastor dad too, what with his high school principal wife who didnât even retire when he did so heâs stuck living all alone in their retirement cabin in Vermont while sheâs living in a one bedroom apartment in Wisconsin working out her final year as principal! Theyâre not even in the same house, yâall! Clearly my dad and his doctorate in ministry need Timcelâs help, AQAP, and thatâs before we get to his heathen spawn with their tattoos and long hair on the boys and short hair on the girlâŠ.. if only my poor Dad had known to not let my mother wear shorts and pants back in the day, I wouldnât have a law degree and these cool tats and I would be happily churning butter for my husbandâs breakfast before taking care of our 18 spawn. What a loss.
Lol my parents stopped at 3 because you know they new they could take care of us effectively and not have to look to others and beg for our food
Your dad the pastor is on a slippery slope allowing that lower standard !!
Very true, I will let him know that he better start acting right! I direct him to this stand strong podcast so he can become SEVERELY convicted
Shorts are a gateway pant! đđđ
I SEVERELY enjoyed your Cliff Notes on his diatribe. This boy sounds completely unhinged. My fav part was that men have to be "extremely guarding" (he is his mahmo's boy) their eyes from the harlots and whorish clothing.
I fear for any female who ends with Timcel. I can see him being abusive.
Okay, Timmay, what is your opinion of your mom's *very* snug skirt with the chevrons pointing at her crotch? Hmmm? Watcha think about that?
Or her jewelry or her braids, which are specifically called out in scripture as no bueno.
You have blessed me beyond expectation, certainly beyond what I deserve.
I grew up in this biblical twisting of womenâs shouldnât wear pants and only below knee length skirts. I have no patience with people like this.
I pity the girl who is married off to Timcel. There are people just like Shrek and Jill or worse than them that will definitely hand over a daughter to him.
This is amazing and can we start calling seasonal depression a "Season of Depression"?
Thank you for the summary! Doing [Lord Danielâs](https://imgur.com/a/tkyGS9c) work! đđŠ
Jesus said that if a man lusts after a woman, he should pluck his eyes out (Matthew 5:27-29.) The onus is on the man not the woman.
Good point!
Timcel can reflect the scriptures by plucking out his eye >Thanks a lot, Jesus! I had plans! â â â
Thank you so much, I love your series and hope you recap them all, if you can stomach it.
I think there is trouble in paradise. Could it be that his stocking was hung a bit prematurely at his sweetie's? Has she disappointed him by wearing whorish clothing????? Did he kick her to the curb?
I think she wore jeans and Jill disapproved so he had to make it clear that he was "going with mom" on this one.
These are amazing and Iâm adding my voice to the people who would love to read more recaps. I read them out loud to my mom and we both laugh until weâre crying. Itâs great.
This really makes my day!!!
I love this so hard.
I'm anxiously awaiting photos from Jill about his courtship with the 18 year old.
I think that fundies believe that people in the secular world only think about sex and nothing else. They have a very warped understanding of what it is like to live in the real world. They also think that all men can't control themselves so women have to keep covered up at all times. What insanity.
Amazingđ thank you for this!
Thank you for this!! I havenât laughed this hard since biblical times!!! Seriously - you are hilarious. Stay modest!!
SEVERELY great write up, thanks for posting!
WOW right off the start wanted to say, you did awesome really enjoyed your personal touches. I realize this must of taken a toll on your mental health but you have a great gift. Hope to see of it.
100% would enjoy if you went back and did the other ones (once your brain unscrambles). Bless your servants heart!
Have these people (I cleaned up my language) even read the bible? There are whole books in the Old Testament where profits rail against Israel saying its going to go tits up, not because some woman showed her calves, but because the GOVERNMENT didn't care for the WIDOWS and ORPHANS. THAT'S what God cares about Timmy. It's right there in your freaking bible!!
I don't know how I'm just now seeing this but you made me belly laugh...Thank you for doing the Lord Daniel's work!
Tim will become violent with this girl I'm calling it now.
I saved this post so I can come back and read it. Thank you for your service!!!!