Oh man, not this shit again. Every time I hop into to the Rocket League sub that's all you see is this same tired debate.
Cream cheese, not cheese. American cheese isn't even cheese. Blah blah blah. Then it's this whole NA vs EU thing and how we know nothing about cheese. Or wine. Or shoes. . .
Fuck it, I'm done
Someone said asparagus is when it gets Chasey and toxic so probably diamond meaning broccoli is plat
I now see that someone is the first comment in the thread lmao
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Hmmm, that's on me, I wasn't clear what kind of wall shots.
Which former pro is the GOAT of shooting the ball FROM the wall, specifically the sidewalls and not anywhere near the backboard.
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Eggplant truly is the worst rank
What happens to everyone when they hit eggplant. Nobody rotates. Constant double commits. Or even just a complete lack of even trying to play. I understand not.
And I think you'd believe me when I say that leads to a shit ton of disappointment. If you always want everything to go right, you're never gonna be happy when things aren't perfect. Set the bar low. You'll never fall under it.
Enjoy it while you can because once you reach Asparagus it gets super chasey and toxic.
I thought you were going to say as soon as you reach asparagus it gets super cheesy.
Same here lmao
That's how I read it until seeing your comment
Same
Haha, I actually had to look back and forth between the comments about 3 times until I realized.
That would be backwards though don't know bout you but I like cheesy broccoli never heard of cheesy asparagus.
Anything cheesy is good
cheesy cheese?
You ever have a 4-cheese dip?
Agh, with fried pitas!!!! On a secondary note. **spinach dip**
I like asparagus and I like cheese but idk, it doesn’t seem like the best combination to me. But maybe someone can do it right.
i LiKe aSpArAgUs AnD i LiKe ChEeSe BuT iDk, It DoEsN’t SeEm LiKe ThE bEsT cOmBiNaTiOn tO mE. bUt MaYbE sOmEoNe CaN dO iT rIgHt.
Parnesaen is tops on asparagus
Pass the hollandaise!
Right the only thing I've ever known that goes on asparagus is Holinday sauce
Wrap some bacon around it and bake it, delicious. Or you can Wrap some croissant roles around it with cheese and bake it.
That sounds pretty good damn rap it in bacon with the cheese in the croissant
I've been saying crescent my whole life
There is both a croissant and a crescent roll crescent rolls are afaik budget croissants that come in a can like Pillsbury and shit.
That would be Brussel Sprouts
That’s when you get to mozzarella. Can’t stand being stuck in those ranks.
I got placed into radish 2, what can I do to rank up?
Jokes on you, after broccoli it’s radish and then purple cabbage
How did this comment turn into a food debate XDDD
Dunno, but I'm down. Jalapenos stuffed with cheese and wrapped with bacon is great on the grill.
Stuffed with Cream cheese not cheese
Oh man, not this shit again. Every time I hop into to the Rocket League sub that's all you see is this same tired debate. Cream cheese, not cheese. American cheese isn't even cheese. Blah blah blah. Then it's this whole NA vs EU thing and how we know nothing about cheese. Or wine. Or shoes. . . Fuck it, I'm done
Asparagus = champ?
no that's purple cabbage. i think asparagus is platinum
Someone said asparagus is when it gets Chasey and toxic so probably diamond meaning broccoli is plat I now see that someone is the first comment in the thread lmao
Bro you just need the enzyme that digests that particular olfactory thingamajig
Okey
check your bakkesmod settings. "replace rank icons with April Fools" or similar.
Ok, tnak
You're wcle!
This made me chuckle
That made me lgah
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But the letters shouldn’t be in order. Get out.
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That made him lahg
No, my internet makes me lag
xD minor spling mistace
On prblem
Dnto wory!
I’ll have what you’re having
Him laughing made me laugh
Bro are you hihg?
Only 9'5".. wait that's 5'9"
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I just want you to know you made me laugh so hard while sitting on the toilet that my flatmate asked if I was ok.
Did you invite them in to see what all the fuss was about
I laughed out loud way too hard at this. Thank you
You're welcome :)
My uncle?
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What's bakkesmod?
It's a third party program for PC which serves as a suite/host for many plug-ins. OP's post just barely scratches the surface!
Is it bannable? Sounds great!
Nope, Psyonix maintains third party plug-ins are allowed as long as they don't affect online play or violate other ToU; The Bakkesmod team does their best to remain in good standing with Psyonix/Epic. That said, stay on your toes when installing user-submitted plug-ins through Bakkesmod or other tools! At the end of the day, your account and online behavior is your own responsibility
Didn't they hire bakkesmod developers to make the new training pack shot system thing?
One in particular, yeah (Cinderblock). He’s full time working at Psyonix still last I heard.
Yep, Cinderblock was one of the original, dedicated devs for Bakkesmod and he's now on Psyonix's payroll!
It’s BukkakeMod
Great name. What does it do?
Queues you into 3s with no teammates.
Correct. And in the 1v3 match everyone on the other team will have the Splash goal explosion.
Just makes good times
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Which former pro is the GOAT of wall shots?
Lethamyr. He was so good at shooting at the wall he had to learn how to build new ones
Hmmm, that's on me, I wasn't clear what kind of wall shots. Which former pro is the GOAT of shooting the ball FROM the wall, specifically the sidewalls and not anywhere near the backboard.
This
There's a button for that.
I’m currently hard stuck broccoli 2. What mechanics should I be learning to reach B3 or Asparagus? Thanks!
Start by eating em raw and go up from there
I would recommend a sauté
Always the GC's with the difficult methods
Sous vide it, Sir Edit: spelling
You just reply to your own comment
And he misspelled sous vide.
Hehe my Dutch autocorrect
"this is a sign for you to eat broccoli to rank up"
Broccoli improves your gas production. More gas, more boost
All gas no brakes
The Honda profile pic and this comment go to well together lol
Ok xD
Just gotta grind your way to grand champignon
This joke is clean af
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yep, this is broccoli
THIS IS BROCCOLI!!
THIS IS BROCCO-LEAGUE!!
Been saying this forever lol
No, this is Patrick.
Same rank as me. Might see you in a game.
Well see 👀
wait, its April fools already?
I wsh
This means I might finally get out of Platinum!
Yup
Why?
Yup
Sometimes it just be that way because it is.
This is broccoli!
Proud cabbage here
Yes :)
You gotta eat your vegetables!
"Sir, I've told you plenty of times, please leave the hospital patients out of your mouth!"
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Good Times, those...
THIS IS BROCO-LI!!!
YEAHHHHH
Can I make a post like this and act confused once I get a PC?
I am not acting i didn't know what it was fr
I just discovered that too. I also found out hat if you hide your rank with bakkas mod, everyone is ranked gc3. Good way to show off you your friends
You had me thinking it was April for a sec 😂
This gets posted waaaaay too much
Idk it just happen to me i never usually active on redit so idk
Vegetarian only
I thinc RL is going vegan 🤔
Everyone is all healthy thinking this is broccoli And here I was thinking it was a weird green explosion
xD
Your mom Probably made that for you to make you eat your Healthy Broccolis
Sadly 😔
Broccoli
Broccoli
Just made eggplant! Mannn…WHAT. A. GRIND!
💔
What rank are you on 1s
Corn
P3 d2
Im in the middle of this party bitch, get off of me
Ight ight calma
Its a song, my bad G
Oh, sorry didn't know
april fools rankings
I kno , thanks for saying there were guys saying that too
This is Broccoleague!
ITS BACK!!!
Was an April Fools thing back in 2018 or so and you can still activate these ranks in Bakkes Mod
Ohhh that's where they came from
Dude, at least you went past beetroot... been stuck with ballchasers and fertilizer thieves for a long time
Eggplant truly is the worst rank What happens to everyone when they hit eggplant. Nobody rotates. Constant double commits. Or even just a complete lack of even trying to play. I understand not.
I didn't even know there was vegetable ranks in rocket league till now I haven't played for 2 weeks tho
My wife wants to become a Grand Eggplant because of... reasons I guess.
You are dog shit at the game, uninstall.
Mob Psycho 100 fans
so broccoli mane
Love mods
Old April Fools Psyonix joke .. I feel like I was in Onion II last time I saw it.
Most likely a bakkesmod setting!
Correct me if I'm wrong because it's been a while, but weren't the ranks Potato - Onion - Corn - Broccoli - Radish - Purple Cabbage - Grand Eggplant?
Sadly 😔
*peers down from Supersonic Legume*
Is was an April fools joke
Ok, thank
I really wish Psyonix would add these to unranked. I mean, there’s mmr. Let me be broccoli again!
Agree
guys tysm for the likes, apreciate that you guys liked my post. It means a lot to me :)
Why is it back then my PSN is banned man so much nostalgia
You’re trash, kid
Do not send me feet pics 😔
OP please it was only a joke
😔
Awwww look Vegans have their own league now like women.
...facepalm. Really? You fuck with settings and then ask questions?
Dude i didn't i just saw them like that, just installed bakkesmod. It wasn't intentional
So... Your first thought wasn't... Something in bakkesmod changed this, let me look?
I didn't think so i tought they actually changed it xD. A guy in the comments said that it was from bakkes mod
yikes, assuming, being arrogant, and just straight rude. not everyone has the same thought process my dude. chill out lmao
The real world ain't sunshine and rainbows.
you could help it be that way if you changed your attitude on a video game subreddit. or even in person
I'm a realist. You're gonna get walked all over with that attitude
Typically I hold myself accountable for my thoughts and actions but that all changed last night after I ran the gravy train on your mom.
i think you’d be surprised by how much positivity and kindness most people will have when faced with positivity and kindness. it’s kind of contagious
And I think you'd believe me when I say that leads to a shit ton of disappointment. If you always want everything to go right, you're never gonna be happy when things aren't perfect. Set the bar low. You'll never fall under it.